Phuket Reports

[SscFan]

Merci for your post. However, 3300 for a quick massage session. Man, you should RTTF to know the rates before you pay that fool amount. You are spoiling the chicks and ruining the market.

You mean RTFF Jean-Pierre?

So tell me how much I should have paid? I don't have time to RTFF, I don't live in Thailand, no point to go through all this.

3,300 still sounds cheap to me. I gave her what I usually give in Dubai for similar service.

But if I know the standard pricing, I won't "ruin the market" anymore.

Merci.

SSCFAN.

[Chacal60]

I always love this response "And said I needed this massage. As I was holding up a lot. ".

As if they were medical professionals, the best masseuses in the LOS love to assess the strength of your shot and the amount of effluent.

Greetings.

I was in phuket recently for a conference and was staying around bang tao beach. The place itself is quite laidback with hardly any activity. The bar scene there is dead. I had decided to try out a massage place as I needed it quite badly and would settle if I didn't get a happy ending to finish as my body was sore.

I walked into a place called just relax. They had at least 10 girls wearing white tshirt and long pants sitting outside. Some of them looked good. I chose 90 minutes aroma massage which set me off like 600 thb. They asked me if I had a preference on the lady. I just went with the flow. A lean, booby lady, may be about 35+ age walked forward and said it was her turn as per the number. So I went with her. Hee name was kit kat or something like it. She washed my legs and escorted me to the room. All rooms have doors. Some have a floor mattress and some have tables. I got the floor mattress room.

Once in the room she draped me with a towel over my back once I had stripped down my clothes. The massage itself was top notch. She was working on those knots and muscles. And making every effort to relax me. Soon when she got the my lower back and legs she moved the towel to the side and I told her. She asked me permission if she could take the towel off. Who am I to object. Still she stayed well clear of my crown jewels. Focussing on the massage aspect. I was almost dozing off. Then she sat between my legs and started massaging my lower back, bum and hamstrings. Wow. It was amazing. Still no touching of my member. I was trying to give hints and spreading me legs a bit wider and raising my torso for her to reach deeper. But she wouldn't massage "there". She reached up with long stroked to do my neck still sitting between my legs but now closer to my teaching johny. And when she did that she brought her covered breasts over my back. Wow. That was great. She knew I was enjoying it. And asked me to turn over. I asked her if she could massage my bum and legs a bit more. I think she got the message. She poured oil over my crack and went right into business. The next 20 minutes was deep prostrate massage. And the most sensual massage of my throbbing dick. I was on fours at some point when she penetrated me to massage my prostrate. I was in heaven. She had a gift. All this time she never mentioned any amount. I turned over and she continued to massage my dick and prostrate. At times both together. She kept a rolled towel under me to get better access. She continued for another 10 minutes. I didn't bother accessing her boobs or pussy as I was just happy enjoying the moment. I also didn't ask if I could play with her puppies.

I came violently. It was a massive load. Spoke mediocre English. And said I needed this massage. As I was holding up a lot. Yeah right.

She cleaned me up. And I had a shower and left.

She helped me get dressed. I handed over 1 k thb which caught her by surprise and was overjoyed at my tip.

I visited her 2 more times before I left. The session was the same. I didn't want anymore. As I was there to enjoy and receive.

Enjoy.

G.

[Horatio]

I don't really like naming names online, so I sent you a pm answer.

Sounds good. Can you say which girls you had from the website?

[Marco81]

So I finally had a threesome. I got to say I really liked it. It was at katherines Massage in phuket town. The girl I picked looked a little better in her photo on website but the girls she picked to join looked better in real life then her photo. Both were attractive in person. They were fun girls and laughing and seemed to be happy. Both paid a lot of attention to me. They didn't do any lesbian stuff but that was okay. Cost was 3500 thb. You get 2 pops, for the money. Katherines seems to have attractive women. The 2 I had were both 24, one with large breast and one with small.

I think I would like a threesome a bit more if it was back at my motel and lasted overnight. I am going to try and set one up in pattaya when I go back. I am here in phuket for 1 more week then pattaya for a week then Jakarta a week, then home.

Sounds good. Can you say which girls you had from the website?

[Horatio]

So I finally had a threesome. I got to say I really liked it. It was at katherines Massage in phuket town. The girl I picked looked a little better in her photo on website but the girls she picked to join looked better in real life then her photo. Both were attractive in person. They were fun girls and laughing and seemed to be happy. Both paid a lot of attention to me. They didn't do any lesbian stuff but that was okay. Cost was 3500 thb. You get 2 pops, for the money. Katherines seems to have attractive women. The 2 I had were both 24, one with large breast and one with small.

I think I would like a threesome a bit more if it was back at my motel and lasted overnight. I am going to try and set one up in pattaya when I go back. I am here in phuket for 1 more week then pattaya for a week then Jakarta a week, then home.

[DiffPiddy]

So decided to move to Rawai with the missus as we're a little tired of Phuket Town, but now it means I have to make a long journey to Katherines Massage, which I wouldn't be able to do too often now.

Any fellow mongers know any good places and hot girls to ease a man's aching body? I can't take any girls home for obvious reasons.

[Gunners1]

Glad you enjoyed David.

Absolutely recommend it if you are going as a couple.

That's how I found the place the first time. My girl was having a legit massage and I was escorted to the room opposite. Just to make sure the sound didn't travel between the adjoining walls. And boy was my balls emptied. The best part was it is a really legit place and the massage is fantastic. And as you say sometimes you just can't be bothered in pulling a girl and going through the hassle of bonking when you get 45 minutes of ball pampering plus a good massage.

Enjoy.

G.

I visited the establishment as reported by Gunners a few pages back. Was low season so quiet on arrival with lots of girls hanging around outside. One popped up and seemed friendly and attractive for her age, I'm guessing late 30's but petite. Fon was the name I think. All the girls seem average to good in terms of looks, but as the services seem limited to HJ as well as a superb massage to start and there's no access / nakedness on their part, looks are secondary. It's the service that wins over.

Chose a 90 min massage, 600 THB. In the room I stripped naked, no questions asked. Really great strong oil massage ensued and on the flip the twigs and berries action began. As reported previously, tips are not discussed until the end which is most refreshing. We had a good half an hour of her giving the an incredible cock and balls massage, she was fine to take her time, slowing down when I was close and edging me right till the end where the explosion was fierce.

1000 THB to the lady as seems standard and I left a happy man. This is the kind of place to visit maybe when you've had a few too many the night before and can't be bothered to put any effort in. Just experience the wonderful Thai hospitality. If you're staying in Laguna / Bangtao / Surin area, it's a great option without the trek to Patong. It's an area frequented by tourists in couples and families, so I'd even suggest if with your other half on holiday she could easily have a legit massage (it easily passes for a legit massage joint) while you are a naughty boy next door. Keep the noise down fellas.

[DavidRim]

I visited the establishment as reported by Gunners a few pages back. Was low season so quiet on arrival with lots of girls hanging around outside. One popped up and seemed friendly and attractive for her age, I'm guessing late 30's but petite. Fon was the name I think. All the girls seem average to good in terms of looks, but as the services seem limited to HJ as well as a superb massage to start and there's no access / nakedness on their part, looks are secondary. It's the service that wins over.

Chose a 90 min massage, 600 THB. In the room I stripped naked, no questions asked. Really great strong oil massage ensued and on the flip the twigs and berries action began. As reported previously, tips are not discussed until the end which is most refreshing. We had a good half an hour of her giving the an incredible cock and balls massage, she was fine to take her time, slowing down when I was close and edging me right till the end where the explosion was fierce.

1000 THB to the lady as seems standard and I left a happy man. This is the kind of place to visit maybe when you've had a few too many the night before and can't be bothered to put any effort in. Just experience the wonderful Thai hospitality. If you're staying in Laguna / Bangtao / Surin area, it's a great option without the trek to Patong. It's an area frequented by tourists in couples and families, so I'd even suggest if with your other half on holiday she could easily have a legit massage (it easily passes for a legit massage joint) while you are a naughty boy next door. Keep the noise down fellas.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks guys. Didn't think it was that far away. I thought you just hop on a plane and you're there.

Flight may be an hour but add on 1.5 to 3 hours taxi round trip from Pattaya or BKK, 1.5 to 2 hours taxi round trip in Phuket, 2 hours total wait time at the airport assuming you are arriving exactly only 1 hour pre-flight. Possibly 2 hours wait at 2 immigration lines. 2.5 hours round trip flight to Phuket. That's over 10 hours travel time for 1 night in Phuket.

[VeryScary]

Thanks guys. Didn't think it was that far away. I thought you just hop on a plane and you're there.

[Allover]

Is it worth it to go to Phuket on a Monday? My plan is to spend 3 days in Bangkok, then go to Phuket on Monday, then 3 days in Pattaya. If Monday's suck there I'll probably spend an extra day in Bangkok or Pattaya.

You can have a good time in Phuket on Monday but it is not worth going there for only one day. It will take an hour to get to an airport in Bangkok, and you should get to the airport one hour early. The flight is about an hour. From Phuket Airport to Patong is 45-90 minutes depending on how much you pay. A private taxi would cost B800 but get there quicker. You will spend at least four hours getting to Phuket.

Skip Phuket this trip and spend the extra day in Bangkok or Pattaya.

[Odin1]

Is it worth it to go to Phuket on a Monday? My plan is to spend 3 days in Bangkok, then go to Phuket on Monday, then 3 days in Pattaya. If Monday's suck there I'll probably spend an extra day in Bangkok or Pattaya.

All days in Patong are OK. But that's a 6 hours travel, and there is no need to go to Patong if you're not in for a combination of beach and party. If it's girls you look for, speed an extra day in Pattaya.

[Banana Boi]

My plan is to spend 3 days in Bangkok, then go to Phuket on Monday, then 3 days in Pattaya.

That's a long way to go for 1 night.

[VeryScary]

Is it worth it to go to Phuket on a Monday? My plan is to spend 3 days in Bangkok, then go to Phuket on Monday, then 3 days in Pattaya. If Monday's suck there I'll probably spend an extra day in Bangkok or Pattaya.

[DavidRim]

Is most hotels in Phucket not girl friendly with out a charge? Never heard of anything like that in Pattaya at all. Whats another option besides summer breeze that's close to action? Hard to see how some nice hotels are 25 USA looks like and some go to 70 us plus how it differs so much. Thanks.

The majority are, especially in Patong, just make sure you book for 2 people. For instance, the Beyond Hotel is excellent for a mid range, around THB 2000 per night, but if you book single occupancy they will charge you 1000 for the joiner. It's easy enough to call and ask the places, it's a familiar question to them and you shouldn't be embarrassed to ask.

I can recommend:

The Crib. THB 1000.

At Patong. THB 1000.

Silk Hemmingways. THB 1300.

Beyond. THB 2000 - 2500.

All close to the action.