Phuket Reports

[Maila]

I am going to be in Thailand as part of an SE Asia vacation, traveling solo. I'll come to Phuket on Dec 18 from Siem Reap. I chose Phuket as my primary destination as I'm interested in tourism and sight-seeing. As such, reading the forum has been very helpful and I can find most answers. However, there's one thing I haven't been able to get a sense of and I was hoping somebody might address it.

1) How far will the girls go with you for a LT? Do they remain within the immediate vicinity of Bangla or will they venture out of that area? My understanding has been that the major night life area is just Soi Bangla though I am sure there would be more far flung bars. I was looking at Royal Phawadee Village hotel, which seems like a block away.

2) What options do you have to find girls if you stay a bit more far off. Say at Kamala Beach or farther? As I am trying to mix a vacation into this, I also want some more relaxing picturesque hotels. I figure I might stay for a couple of days near Bangla and then move out to more outer areas.

Thanks for any help! I'll make sure I report back with in-depth trip reports.

[Blanquiceleste]

I have a question if I may.

I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.

I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.

Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.

Many thanks for any answers.

I have 2 answers for you -.

1. This is the Phuket thread. You won't find answers for Pattaya here.

2. If you RTFF on the Pattaya thread you will find answers to the questions above in a lot more detail. A wealth of information there!

[FreeWillyBruh]

I have a question if I may.

I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.

I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.

Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.

Many thanks for any answers.

What. I stay on Soi 8 and have found a few to be scattered around the end of the Soi's you reference but more congregate nearer WS like you state. Worth the extra walk or Baht bus ride.

[SaltyPete]

but she seemed to indicate that she, in fact, was a LB! Wow. Now at this time, the girl who hauled me in came by and asked if I was going to BF this girl. I said no, because she was a LB. The girl said no, that she was a girl. Huh? I asked the dancer again, and she seemed again to be saying she was a LB. I looked closely at her shorts and they seemed too tight to be hiding a dick and balls in there, so I was totally confused. They offered another girl who was dancing next to her, who was clearly a real girl, but not quite what I wanted. Sigh. I gave a small tip to the spinner girl / dude and left. Sheesh. I still don't know if the spinner was a dude or not.

Thanks for taking the time to write up your entertaining reports. Some girls define "Ladyboy" as a pre-op transgender. Once they get sliced, the girls will say they are girls, not ladyboys. So a better question than "is she a ladyboy" would be "did she once have a penis?" I learned about this while drinking at a beer bar inside NEP and watching the tall, manly ladies in Straps agogo parading about the balcony. I asked the bar girl twice if they were ladyboys and she replied both times, "no! Ladies!" Then I asked if they were born with a penis and she said "yes".

With agogos that feature a mix of ladies, ladyboys, coyotes (non-barfinable) and coyotes (barfineable), all in a state of flux, it is becoming difficult to simply walk in, buy a girl a drink, pay BF and walk out with her. As far as I know, the Rainbow bars in NEP are the only agogos that feature only ladies (no coyotes, no ladyboys). But you have to be on your game to compete with the Japanese in those bars.

Enjoy Pattaya! I'm looking forward to your next report.

[I Am What I Am]

I have a question if I may.

I am going to Pattaya next month for the first time and I was wondering about the freelances on Beach Road.

I know there a lot around Walking Street end of Beach Road.

Are there any near Soi 6-7 and the end of Beach Road.

Many thanks for any answers.

[FL Hawk]

Phuket Report – Day 3.

This will be my last mongering day in Phuket before heading to the world's mega mongering capital of the world, Pattaya! Today, I woke up around 9 am and again dragged myself out of bed for breakfast and to pick up my laundry. I then came back to my hotel to write most of yesterday's trip report, and at about 1 PM I set off to explore the other MPs of Phuket beside Christin's. I headed south to Soi Kepsab. I was going to make a reconnaissance pass of the area before choosing a place, but each place I passed had a lady come out and accost me. The first place had a fairly attractive girl come over, but something bugged me about her and I had to ask if she was a real girl or not. She admitted to being a he. I was not going to stop there regardless, but I said he / she looked great and to have a nice day. The next place didn't really have anyone I would have been interested in. At the third place, the last one on the left before the why with another road, an older, chubby lady comes out to stop me. I sure don't want her, but she offers other ladies. There is actually a young, pretty and cute girl out front, and I am offered her. I consider her and would definitively come back if I could find no one better, but I say I want to walk around some more. I get the standard "why do you want to do that? You can have her / me now!" I am a tempted by the cute girl, but I start to move on and the lady grabs hold of me. I hate that. But she says to look inside, and she says something about "big mama" and I see a very attractive woman standing inside, with a very nice rack and wonderful figure, smiling at me. Ummmmmm. She walks out to me, smiling, and I am smitten. She had a unique look about her. She did not look like a typical Thai girl. I later found out she is part Malay, and she looks rather stunning. Those double DDs were poking out and calling my name, so I relented. Even if there are no extras, and even if she remains covered, paying 300 Bhat to stare at them, her face and her body for an hour will be worth it. She takes me upstairs (a good sign) to the last bed chamber. By bed chamber, I mean there were a bunch of beds separated by a curtain. I doubt there was much more than 12" between the beds, but at least the curtains were opaque. She turns on the AC system and has me strip and lay down. She comes back soon and asks something about if I want to start now or later. I assumed she meant do I want a massage now or do I want boom boom now, but I am not sure. But I said "massage" so she had me lay on my stomach and she starts a very nice oil massage. After maybe 15 minutes she has me turn over and she smiles and asks what I want. I say "boom boom?" She says It will be 300 to the house for the massage (which I was already obligated for) and 3,000 for her. I thought 3,000 was high, even with those nice breasts that I had not seen in full glory yet, so I countered with 2,000. She readily agreed. She undressed, revealing a wonderful body. Not a spinner, but tight and toned, dark all over, awesome curves and that lovely face. This was one awesome woman. Not a girl, a real woman with a classical woman's body. Totally awesome. Nothing is perfect, with her tattoos being distracting on such a lovely body and, of course, her breasts are bolt-ONS, but very nicely done. Unfortunately this was not going to be a GFE. She got right to work pretty quickly. I said I wanted to use my own condom, and she was amused that I carried them around. I said I was single (to which she expressed amazement) and that being in Thailand a single dude has to be prepared. She put it on before I was really ready, starting a CBJ. After the initial disappointment, she got me at full attention, as she pretty much took in the whole thing in. Very nice but, well a CBJ is a CBJ. After a few minutes she mounted me and went to work. She moaned much of time and performed very well. Since I had two pops yesterday, I really didn't think I would be able to pop again until at least this evening, but we switched to missionary and I could almost feel the beginnings of a third eruption. I might have been able to finish with some intense concentration, but I just wanted to enjoy looking at her wonderful body and see myself going in and out of her. We switched to doggie and I almost thought she was going to orgasm, but I suppose that while it might have been good for her (women have noted these thin condoms are better for them too), I was getting tired and I stopped. She was willing to go on, but I said I partied too hard the day before and wish I had stopped by to see her yesterday. She offered a HJ but I said no, that I was ok and happy. And I was. We finished with an old fashioned shower, where we went to the bathroom and she splashed cool water over me with a cooking pan taken from a big barrel of stored water. It was a shock, but refreshing. Guys, I normally go for spinners, but this woman was an awesome experience mentally. Again, not a GFE, but she is pleasant and a feast for the eyes. No hint of stretch marks I could see; her Malay looks are unique for MP girls; and she is one provider I would love to see again due to her looks. Unfortunately, that won't happen as I will leave tomorrow. Well, she comes to work and 11, and if I don't leave until 1 PM, I might be able to work it out. Haha Oh, the name of the place is something like Roongthip 1. Again, it is the last MP coming from Thanon Ratuthit Songroipi on Soi Kapsap, just prior to the why where it joins with Soi Kaptrap.

After Bnow, I returned to my hotel to recover and planned how to spend the rest of my final full day in Phuket before leaving tomorrow. I had a checklist of things from yesterday to accomplish, so now visiting a regular MP crosses one of the items off the list.

The rest of my day is not worth talking about. The expected rain did not come and I was back on BR around 9:30 PM. Again, it was very crowded and, to my ears, the bars were playing the music even louder on this Monday night. Now, prior to my reporting anything, let me admit that I am not the most perceptive person in the world. I can walk by places a dozen times and not notice anything about it. Well, I realized on this day that what I thought was one big club was actually composed of a number of smaller clubs. I guess that explains the different colored outfits the dancers are wearing! Duh! And why so many girls are out in the street trying to pull you in and set you down at a particular bar. Lips Bar is right next to Lions Bar. They share the same band. Bar Funk 3 is a small area next to Crazy Horse and a couple of other small bars. Crazy.

There was a really hot spinner dancing at Bar Funk 3. I let one of the girls out front drag me in, after I confirmed that the dancers were BFable. I think the girl who drug me in, who was a bit chunky, thought that maybe I was asking about BFing her, so she sat down with me. She said the BF was 1000 Bhat and the girl was 2000 LT. She sat me down across from the spinner I was interested in then started massaging my neck. Well, I needed to get rid of her and when she asked for a LD, I just gave her 100 be to go away. Cheaper than the 200 to 220 be for a LD, and she probably go more money, so she was happy. Never made eye contact with the spinner and soon her dance time was up and she disappeared. There was another cute one, and she smiled at me some, but she was in serious eye contact with some young dude and when she was finished dacning she bee-lined straight to him.

I then went back to the Lions Bar, or maybe it was Lips Bar? Same building, same band. There was a super cute spinner sitting alone and I sat next to her. We talked some. She looked sad and bored, but it was because the band there was playing music the dancers could not dance to. One dancer was just standing and another just kind of moved her hips. The band was technically fine, just not want you want the play in a gogo bar! I asked about BFing her but she politely declined. She pointed out another girl, but I was not all that interested.

I went back to a bar behind Xanzibar, Stars Light. There was a really cute spinner dancing and I let one of the street girls out front drag me inside. She wanted me to buy her a drink but I declined, being 220 bhat here. But she had sat me down next to where the spinner was dancing. We smiled and, leaving out a few details, she was forthright about asking me if I wanted boom boom. Yes! Well, er, wait. Something didn't quite feel right. Could this cutie, in the bra-top hiding what might be a pair of smallish bolt-ONS, and in a super short, super tight set of shorts possibly be a he? I asked, and understand the music was loud and my hearing comprehension is not so good in loud environments, especially with those who have spotty English, but she seemed to indicate that she, in fact, was a LB! Wow. Now at this time, the girl who hauled me in came by and asked if I was going to BF this girl. I said no, because she was a LB. The girl said no, that she was a girl. Huh? I asked the dancer again, and she seemed again to be saying she was a LB. I looked closely at her shorts and they seemed too tight to be hiding a dick and balls in there, so I was totally confused. They offered another girl who was dancing next to her, who was clearly a real girl, but not quite what I wanted. Sigh. I gave a small tip to the spinner girl / dude and left. Sheesh. I still don't know if the spinner was a dude or not. But my final decision was based on the fact she was not speaking much. She used hand gestures to communicate she wanted boom boom, though that presumable because it was so loud in there one needed to use hand gestures. But still, a "girl" no talking much often means she is hiding their voice, which is usually a dead giveaway.

I then, per my plan, decided to check out a disco or two. I went to Seduction. It was super loud and crowded. I saw no possibility for me to hook up with anyone there. I then went to VIP. It was much larger inside, but with ear splitting music. Many more tables to sit at, and there were lots of girls but, again, not my thing. Plus it was too loud for me to be able to engage in any kind of conversation anyway. I stayed a while and enjoyed my free popcorn, but then left before my ears started bleeding.

It was my now approaching 1 AM and I was anxious to find my cutie. I was about to head to an agogo in Soi Sea Dragon but decided to first do a final FL check. I saw two cute girls near the beach end of BR. One had blonde hair and was in short shorts and a cut off shirt. She was pretty hot, but maybe a pound or two more than I really wanted. She was next to a dark haired girl in a black dress. She was certainly not dressed like a hooker. The blonde waved me over when she saw I was looking at them. Walking over, I figured I would take the blond, but the blond was trying to pawn me on the other girl. The more I looked at her, the more I liked her. She was this young, dark-haired beauty almost. The blond wanted a three way which in hind sight I should have agreed to, but I settled for one, and it was the dark haired one.

She said she was 1,500ST, which was reasonable I felt. We headed back to my hotel, and the more I looked at her the more beauty I saw. Early 20's, she was pretty enough that she didn't need to dress wild to get attention. She said she does FL every night and had seen me before. She is not a big talker, so I suspect this will not be a GFE, but I do hope the rest of her body looks as good. At the hotel she asks for shower, but she showers alone. I take mine when she is done and when I come out she reveals a stunning body to me. This girl has the most lovely, soft skin and her breasts were absolutely perfect. Large be or small see all natural, firm flesh. OMG. Her figure was perfect and skin totally free of blemishes. No tats to ruin her beauty. I don't often give numerical ratings, but her body was a 10.

But, of course, she was a star fish. I am glad that I took a half Viagra tablet just after I met her and that it started to kick in just as we lied down, so I was able to get really hard. We did the three standard positions, no BJ at all, but that was ok. So, nothing special about the performance, but she was accommodating and pleasant at least. She truly had an awesome body. Not the classical, womanly body of Bnow, but the perfect body of a petite sweet young thing that would make you drool if you saw her in a bikini on the beach. This is one girl I would also see twice, and that is not very often for me.

So this ends my Phuket report. I left the next day for Pattaya, and my Thailand report will continue on the Pattaya board.

[PaulAlbert]

I would love to my friend, I am here for another 2 months back and forth between here and Ko Samui, I can't afford to let her go, she really is the best fuck and hottest massage girl here, I asked her for longtime and she only does shorttime in the parlour or at you hotel. She works at Chantara Spa on Rat you Thit. You'll know here when you see her, curly black hair with blonde streaks, a real stunner. 2000 baht for short time in parlour, and 500 baht to massage shop for take home. I've had her 5 times now, she is the best.

Hi PaulAlbert,

Let me know where we can find this beauty. I'm in 7 weeks in Patong.

Perhaps I can sponsor her a few days.

Thanks,

Sander

[FL Hawk]

For tomorrow: I am wondering about the super disparity in prices between SW and Diablos. The slightly better looking girls at SW does not support the 2 x price difference with Diablo. Maybe tomorrow I will stop by SWs and ask the dudes out front what the BF is. I know, I said I would never go back, but I want to resolve the alleged age discrimination thing there. Surely there are a couple of cuties in there who aren't repulsed by an old man with a decent body.

FL Hawk.

You are talking about age discrimination. May I ask your age?

Thanks,

Sander

Most would say I am 55.

I never did go back to SW. I doubt there is any overt discrimination or intention to discriminate, as has been previously discussed however. It probably just depends on the girls, and they are hot and they may hold out for those not nearly old enough to be their grandfather.

[LeukeMan44]

Ugh, I met the most amazing massage girl last week on Rat you Thit and I have been spending everyday with her since. I'm not really a fan of the beer bar / gogo bar scene, too loud and noisy for my liking. She's young, fit, and beautiful, nice see cups, I boom boom everyday on the last four days with her, she's a fantastic lover and very playful, and now I have to leave in 2 days, this makes me sad.

Hi PaulAlbert,

Let me know where we can find this beauty. I'm in 7 weeks in Patong.

Perhaps I can sponsor her a few days.

Thanks,

Sander

[PaulAlbert]

Ugh, I met the most amazing massage girl last week on Rat you Thit and I have been spending everyday with her since. I'm not really a fan of the beer bar / gogo bar scene, too loud and noisy for my liking. She's young, fit, and beautiful, nice see cups, I boom boom everyday on the last four days with her, she's a fantastic lover and very playful, and now I have to leave in 2 days, this makes me sad.

[Scrambler]

Li'll late I guess but try the below links:

http://sex-holidays.com/

http://www.alternativephuket.com/

A friend from Australia tried alternative phuket and was fine with the service and girls provided. Slightly on the expensive side though. Russians in phuket are not too many hence are very expensive unlike BKK where I can spend quality time with a.

Russian chick for 3-5 K THB. Girls in Moulin Rouge are pretty good and humble, where as L'more girls are very rude, smelly but look great and are expensive. Would suggest Hollywood disco VIP section girls, there are quite a few stunners (thai), I was there about a week.

Ago and was pleasantly surprised.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe, Party hard!

Static

Thanks for the advice! Will check out the urls and the places you mentioned and hopefully report soon on the great time I've had Cheers buddy!

[LeukeMan44]

For tomorrow: I am wondering about the super disparity in prices between SW and Diablos. The slightly better looking girls at SW does not support the 2 x price difference with Diablo. Maybe tomorrow I will stop by SWs and ask the dudes out front what the BF is. I know, I said I would never go back, but I want to resolve the alleged age discrimination thing there. Surely there are a couple of cuties in there who aren't repulsed by an old man with a decent body.

FL Hawk.

You are talking about age discrimination. May I ask your age?

Thanks,

Sander

[FL Hawk]

Phuket Report – Day 2.

This is my first of two full days in Phuket. It is Monday morning as I start writing this and hard to believe that I will be leaving tomorrow, but no need to be sad since my destination will be Pattaya!

Anyway, I Sept. Until about 9 AM then pulled myself out of bed. I needed to get some laundry done so after dressing and I headed out to find a laundry place. They are not hard to find. I dropped a plastic bag full of laundry off with the promise if would be ready the next morning. I then returned to my hotel to find two maids cleaning up my room. I had left a 40 Bhat tip and they thanked me for that. Both spoke some English and we exchanged pleasantries. They were pretty cool and very happy.

I grabbed my camera to go to the beach for some photos. The beach was fairly crowded. Lots of people were getting parasail rides and there were plenty of beach umbrellas up. Lots of Europeans, including a couple of pretty topless sunbathers, and plenty of Chinese. I walked the full length of the beach to the south, and much of way all to the north. The weather was quite warm and very humid.

The walking was taking a toll on my feet and ankles so I decided it was time to get a massage. But where should I go. There are MPs every 50 feet here is seems here, but Christin's was on my list as I have never had a body slide massage. I walked down to the place, which is easy to find with the huge pink sign out front. You walk inside then you have to go up a flight of stairs, then you turn to the left and there is the "fish bowl". I guess there were around 20 girls inside at the time (around 2:30 PM). Most were doable, but a little on the largish size, but no one really being fat. For me, there was no pushy host. He just told me the price and that it was all inclusive, and what girl did I want? It was a little overwhelming, and I felt self-conscious as the girls can see out. I was then left alone to make my choice. I narrowed in down to two fairly quickly. One seemed the slimmest of them all, with a pretty face, but there was one who looked to be a little older and with a few extra pounds who smiled and waved at me, so I chose her. I do believe that a better massage can be had from a 7 than from an 8, and having largish breasts for a soapy experience would prove more fun overall than a flat chested girl. I might be wrong, and girls are different, and I also know that a smile and a wave is not always indicative of her enthusiasm, whatever. The selection was made and I have no regrets.

The girl was #25, named Khung. She was pretty with firm and natural see's, nice legs, decent body but with a couple of extra pounds (I. E. She was not a spinner, but hardly chubby), with a pretty face, nice smile and nice legs. Her stomach had some minor stretch marks, but it was not excessive and her stomach was toned, so it was not a turn off. Her English was good and she was pleasant. Anyway, I paid the fee (3,300 Bhat all inclusive) and she took up upstairs in the elevator to her assigned room. The room was fairly large, with a comfortable bed, with a sunken area containing a shower, an open area for an air mattress, and a 2-person tub.

I was sweating and my clothes were wet from the high humidity and I quickly wanted to get out of them and get clean. She undressed and drew a lukewarm bath, which I wanted, with lots of soapy bubbles. She helped me get in and washed me all over. When clean, she got out to lay the air mattress down on the floor and soap it up, then she helped me get out of the tub and to lay face down on the mattress. With lots of liquidy suds, she wet me down and then began her body slide. It was quite sensual, with her rubbing her soft body all over mine. After a few minutes she had me flip over and that was really nice, seeing her naked body slip and slide over mine. After getting my full attention, it was time to rinse off and head to the bed. I got out my Sagami. 01's which she was happy to use, but unfortunately she used them for the BJ. It was a nice BJ, even if covered, as she took it slow and deep. She then climbed on top and entered me in cowboy, her pounding away for many minutes. We then switched to doggy then I finished in missionary. She kept me inside her until I started going limp, then cleaned me up, gave me another shower, then it time to dress and leave. Overall, it was not a GFE by any means, but she was pleasant and I never seemed rushed. Khung is recommended.

I then returned to my hotel. I was exhausted and wanted to nap, but instead I finished writing yesterday's report. Oh, somewhere in there I ate lunch at Subway. Subway, the one US eatery that is pretty much the same here as at home in the USA. Speaking of food, last night I tried KFC on Bangla Road. Yuck! I can understand that KFC, like most other US eateries (other than Subway), change their menu to suit local tastes, but the only things my chicken strips had in common with back home is the name and the logo featuring the Colonel! This chicken, which is crispy back home, was flavorless and mealy and simply disgusting. The meal included 6 strips (what a bargain I thought, as back home we only get 3! But I couldn't finish half of them. I would think that these places, when located where they serve mostly international customers, would be a bit more like back home. And no biscuits?! Haha.

Later in the evening it started pouring. I slept through it, but the rain stopped around 8 PM I guess, and I pulled myself out of bed at 9:30 and headed over the BR. For a Sunday night, it was hopping, though it did start to clear out by midnight.

In walking around, the girl / LB / thing or whatever who dogged me 6 months ago saw me and came over. She remembered me somehow and was happy to see me and told me about her trip to Portland. How the heck did this girl get a visa to enter the US? I finally ditched her, though she came back later and grabbed my hand. I twisted away and she didn't bug me anymore. Poor creature. Ugly, terrible voice. She was nice enough, just weird. I saw her hitting on a lot of older men, but this is the wrong profession for her.

Anyway, back to the story. I walked BR a couple of times and decided to go into the Lion's Bar when a dancer I was eying spotted me in the street and smiled, waving me to come in. I did and sat down at a table where I could see her dance. A cute little spinner with the kind of long hair I would love to touch, and if she was barfinable, I would BF her. Well, sheesh, after I came in she barely looked at me. Maybe I still just don't understand. I had thought that the BFable girls wore numbers, but I really didn't see ANY dancer at any bar on BR with numbers. Does that mean none of them are BRable anymore? After I sat down, a dancer did come over to me but I waved her off, wanting the cutie, but I don't know if these dancers just want a LD or if they are BFable. Anyway, after the cutie ended her dancing, she walked right passed me. I had not seen anyone approach her during her dancing, so I miffed and decided to leave. Why would she have waved me in if she wasn't at least going to try to get a LD out of me? There was nothing in it for her if she ignored me. Sigh.

So I went up and down BR again to check for FLers before venturing into an agogo. There were some decent girls out, but I wanted quality, so I decided to try Diablo. I had success here last May (though I may have misidentified the club in my report – it is the one right next to Suzy Wong's 1). I went inside and there was a nice selection of girls. Not like SWs by any means, but some real cuties. One named Aleen came over and sat next to me. She was quite pretty, with a nice smile and tight little body. Not quite a spinner, but close enough. We talked a little (difficult as it was so loud and her English was spotty) and hit it off. Her cute smile won me over. Before I went into the club, however, I inquired about the bar fine, and it was 800 Bhat. There was no differentiation between ST or LT. So, after a while sitting with the girl and buying her a LD, the mama san came over and asked if I wanted to take Aleen out and I said sure. Aleen was happy and the mama san was all smiles and thumbs up, implying I made a good choice. I paid the fine but never got a good response on how much Aleen would be. Oh, well, time to live dangerously. Aleen wnt off to change clothes, and when she came back out, she looked really hot. She was in short-shorts, semi-high high heels and with a NY Yankies baseball cap. Really, really cute. Almost drooling hot.

Let me interject here that every Thai hotel I have stayed at has these devices by the door where you insert your room key. It can be an electronic, credit-card sized key with a slot, or it can be a magnetic dongle or whatever attached to a key. In either case, you insert the card or the dongle into a slot, and that allows power to be applied to the room. If you leave the room, you pull out your card / dongle and after a minute power gets cut, and that means your AC goes off. So, if it is hot outside and you leave your room for any period of time, it will get hot and humid and when you return, it will take a while for the room to cool down, and then it may be hours before the moisture is removed. I understand this is a power saver, but it is a bummer. I like to leave and return many times during the day, so this is a headache to me. So, for this trip I came prepared. I noticed last time that the dongles contained a magnet, so this time I brought a good, thin magnet with me, attached with tape to a popsicle stick. When I leave the room (after the maids have cleaned), I insert the magnet and when I return, my room is cool and dehumidified!

Sorry, but when Aleen and I returned, we returned to a nice, cool room. We strip down, took a shower and moved to the bed. She then mentioned her price, 2,000 Bhat, which I thought was fair enough for an hour or so. She started off fast, but I slowed her down. She said I liked to touch a lot, and I agreed that I liked to take it slow. I have had enough orgasms in my life and have found it is the slow stuff, the touching, that was what really mattered. She was ok with it. She was not a GFE by any means, but accommodating. After touching she started playing with the boys then started a fairly nice BBBJ. She then had no issue with my Sagami. 01's, and she entered my from the cowboy position. She had to work herself onto me, as she was quite tight.

As she rode me like a true expert, I looked at her. She had a number of tattoos, which I don't like, but I can deal with them. Small breasts (she wants to get them enlarged), very soft skin and shaven. She is probably around 30. In the club I thought she was closer to 25, but in the less-flattering hotel light I could see the very beginning signs of aging. Still, she was a very pretty girl and she was really getting into the action. Eventually she tires and we switch to doggie. Now, having just released maybe 11 hours ago, I am not totally sure if I can do it again, especially with a condom. But this cutie is so tight and wet enough on her own than I can feel her insides, so with the tightness and warmth, I can feel the beginnings of pop 2 rumbling within. I switch to missionary and, yes, I soon erupting deep within her.

She is less comfortable with me staying inside her that Khung was, so I pull out and she immediately pulls the condom off of me. She said she likes to see how much a guy comes, and sure enough, she held it up and squeegeed all the liquid down to see.

I showed again and we cleaned up. I paid her fee; she asked for a tip for taxi money so I gave her an additional 100 Bhat. We talked a little longer then she went on her way, saying she was going to go home as she was tired.

So, to summarize day two, I did Khung at Christin's for 3,300 Bhatt (plus 200 Bhat tip) for a nice body slide and FS. Then later Aleen from Diablo's for 800 Bhat far fine and 2,000 Bhat for her (plus 100 Bhat tip).

For tomorrow: I am wondering about the super disparity in prices between SW and Diablos. The slightly better looking girls at SW does not support the 2 x price difference with Diablo. Maybe tomorrow I will stop by SWs and ask the dudes out front what the BF is. I know, I said I would never go back, but I want to resolve the alleged age discrimination thing there. Surely there are a couple of cuties in there who aren't repulsed by an old man with a decent body.

And I may visit a regular MP in the afternoon as well. With two shots on Day 2, I will be in a depleted state on Day 3 (how do some you guys manage to cum multiple times per day, day after day? But I can at least get it up in my old age with proper physical stimulation. Viagra sure helps, but my experience is that is makes it harder to ejaculate. But I will journey down to Soi Kepsab and see what is offered.

And, also, I may visit a disco. Still have not done that here this trip. I have observed them and there are far more guys than girls that go in, so I kind of assume it would be a waste of time.

And I should probably resolve the issue about why the dancers at the BR open bars do not wear numbers anymore. I suppose one of you guys could explain this. My problem is that I am fimdind it more difficult to understand words in a loud environment, especially when the speakers is not speaking good English. The time or two I have tried to ask about the meaning of the different outfits the girls wear (in the past, girls wearing one color were coyotes or premium girls), I simply do not understand what they are saying, nor do I know if they even understand my question. You think they would post signs. Sigh.

[FL Hawk]

Phuket Report, Day 1.

I managed to get back to Thailand again – my second trip there, with my first just 6 months ago. I submitted a detailed accounting of my trials and tribulations last May, and I will try to continue with that format again. Again, experienced mongers might cringe at my still-amateurish actions, but I am writing mainly for the fellow novices who have need of real life guidance. Lean from my mistakes.

Anyway, this trip was precipitated by my relationship with a real, authentic old-fashioned Thai girl that I met on OKCupid 2-1/2 years ago. It was after 2 years of messages and some phone calls that I decided to go to Thailand to meet her. She turned out to be a real sweetheart and her statement that she was a virgin, at 39 (now 40), was proved to be correct. This girl does indeed have a hymen made of Kevlar and, no, even on this latest trip, I have been unable to break through. Not sure if she has an unusually thick hymen or if there may be some sort of physical abnormality, but even gentle touching of that area causes he pain. I hoped she would have had it corrected by my second visit but, alas, she has not. Regardless of her desire to be deflowered, she realizes she needs to be opened up as she is at the age where she needs to start receiving annual pap smears and cervical exams. I hate to think a speculum will be the first thing inside her following some sort of surgery, but them's the breaks.

Anyway, I have spent the first 5-6 days with her in Bangkok messing around, and I will return to see her after 9 or 10 days of me messing around in Phuket and Pattaya, and we will spend the last 4 days or so together. So, here is the beginning of my report.

The flight to Phuket from BKK was uneventful on Thai Airways. They used a large Airbus A330-300 which was pretty much packed, but for some reason they don't park the plane at the terminal. You have to board a bus which transports you to the aircraft located on the tarmac. As a result, the plane did depart until 30 minutes past the schedule time. Air time was 1:10 and still on-schedule. It took a while for all the luggage to arrive. I then proceeded to secure transportation. Last time, see and and hotel sent a driver for me. This time I was on my own. I could have chosen for a taxi for 800 Bhat (the new price), but I am a cheap skate and chose a minibus for 180 Bhat. Don't make my mistake! It actually didn't take long to get a bus, but they stopped during the trip at a travel agency for the purported purpose of finding out where each passenger was going – what beach and what hotel. So we had to get out of the bus and go inside and show we had reservations and tell them where we were headed. They didn't with me, but with others they tried to sell them tour packages! Argh. That was upsetting. We wasted a good 20 minutes there. And then the traffic this late this Saturday afternoon was terrible. It took nearly 2 hours to get to my hotel, and there were still people aboard when I was dropped off. Not happy. But I saved $19!

I just commented on the Summer Breeze hotel where I am staying, so I won't say much more, other than I can highly recommend it for a single, male, Bangla Road mongerer. It was just before sunset and I quickly headed to the beach to take some sunset photos. Well, bummer, being so late in the year the sun sat behind some hills in the distance. In May, the sun set over the bay. Bummer, but I got some nice shots of the parasailers. I knew Bangla Road doesn't get going until after 8 or 9, even on a Saturday, so I tried to get some rest. I went over at around 8:30 and the crowd was large but the dancers didn't start coming out until 9. It was pretty crowded after that. I walked back and forth Bangla a number of times, repeating what I did in May. I was a little disappointed with the some of the dancers this time, but it did seem the quality and quantity improved as the night went on.

I already mentioned by experience at Suzy Wong's in a previous post. Total waste of time for me. I shall never bother to go there again. Hot girls, but way too expensive (at least for me), and I left feeling like I was used to get lady drinks. 3 of the 4 girls I bought a drink for never returned, and the one that did wanted more knowing she was going to rip me off on bar fine and her fee.

After I left, I continued walking and looking for FL girls or pretty dancers. But dern those LBs. Argh. All of the best looking "girls" were LBs. I would see a hot, obvious FL girl, go over, and then find she was a he. I may have passed by on a couple of real girls, not knowing for sure. Bummer.

The actual real-girl FLers seemed, again, to mostly hang out near the west end of BR. But I think a few were at the east end. Most of the LB FLers were in the middle. I think some real girls might have been hanging near the LBs, but I steered clear, for if you are hanging near the LBs, then the odds are that you are a LB too. A real girl shouldn't be hanging anywhere near the LBs! There was one cute FL that I walked by a couple of times but she avoided eye contact with me. I figured she found me too old, though some might say she was being shy or coy. Maybe. Some real girls did approach me and there was a triplet of girls in which one offered herself. I didn't care for her but I liked her friend, but they moved on before I decided to act. A loner eyes me and came over and offered herself for 1,500 Bhat. She was older, decent slim body, but the face was average for an older lady. I said maybe later.

But around 2 am it started to rain and the street cleared. That girl I just mentioned, Roy, found me and offered 1,000. Well, I had wanted a hottie to welcome me back to Phuket, but it was late, I was super tired and my feet were sore, so for $28, why not? So I took her back to my hotel. She did have a nice body with no obvious signs of childbirth. Her skin was smooth with few blemishes and I was surprised to find she had a nice set of natural see's hiding in there. She was nice, but a total bummer in the sack. Hardly any skill, no BJ at all, and she refused to use my Sagami. 01's, saying they were weak. She insisted on using her own, saying they would be better. I said she was throwing away a very expensive condom, but she didn't care. Just terrible service, but she was still nice about it. I was very tired by this point and could barely get it up, especially with her performance. But I got it inside her, mainly just to score another point, and then I went limp. She was genuinely sad at that and then said I could use my condom, but I really just wanted her to leave and for me to go to sleep. She did give me warnings about other girls, how some would steal from you and to never bring back two girls as they were more likely to steal, and to ask the hotel guard to check for LBs, so she wasn't a total disaster.

I had thought of visiting a disco, but they seemed to be piling people inside – young people – so what chance would a 60 why / o whose ears start ringing and can barely understand perfect English in a 120 dB environment accomplish? Maybe Sunday I will try, and at least get some experience to prepare for Pattaya.

Anyway, not a great start to my Phuket trip. I let my experience at Suzy Wong's get me down, and I walked around far too long without going into a bar and just relaxing. Things I should have known. I need to follow my own advice from last May better. I hope to do better tomorrow. I only have 3 nights here!

But to summarize. Susie Wong's wanted a whopping 7,000 bhat for, I presume, short time. A FL wanted 1,500 bhat, but relented to 1,000 after it started to rain. Crowd was heavy and I only noted one fight, which ended quickly without anyone getting beat up.

[FL Hawk]

Hey FL Hawk,

Glad you made your way back to Patong. How do you like the Summer Breeze? I think its cracking little hotel, have a blast and enjoy the delights of Bangla, tell the girls at the hotel I was asking for them. Can you give some up to date prices for FL's and bar chicks.

Cheers,

Del

At this moment, a single price point for Suzy Wong's 1 is 7,000 Bhat! I didn't even ask for ST or LT. So I have to assume it was ST. But I have complained about age discrimination there before, and maybe a younger dude would get a lower price. I think I was being used for LD's, which is ok, but do wonder if she found me too old for her tastes and jacked the price up accordingly.

Christian's is still 3,300 Bhat.

A late night, common FL girl, after the rain started and people scattered in the wee hours Saturday night (Sunday morning to be technical) was 1,000 Bhat.

A detailed report is in the making.

The Summer Breeze is not bad. Lugging my luggage up a single flight of stairs wasn't too bad, but a higher level would have been murder on me. I am no spring chicken. The girl at the front desk is very nice. The cleaning ladies are a riot. I really like the bed. Not like the rocks at see and and hotel. The place is a little hole in the wall and easy to miss, but if you are looking you will see the sign. Not a higher-end hotel by any means, but it is very nice and ideal for mongering along Bangla Road. LED flat screen, DVD player, largish refrigerator, nice furnishings, safe, air conditioning, a separate fan, tiled floor, etc. I would definitely pick this place over the see and and and would have no hesitation to return. Oh, and when your girl leaves at the end, they call you up before returning her ID. The see and and didn't always do that. But the see and and has a free breakfast.