Phuket Reports

[Sid64]

Check out this page on that site - http://www.alternativephuket.com/poy.html.

I have never seen a girl just 60 cm tall!

[Engjoe]

Anyone ever tried alternativephuket? (to see the website put www. Before and. Com at the end). Any good? Cheers.

[SpeedoGhost]

Help seniors,

My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.

Can reciprocate with leads in India.

Your friends (who presumably are unable to operate a keyboard themselves) need leads to find a girl in Phuket? Are they truly retarded? And anyone who can't get pussy in Phuket sure as sh*t can't offer leads anywhere else. Tell them to get off their arse and walk down the street.

Speedo

[StaticCouch]

Help seniors,

My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.

Can reciprocate with leads in India.

Mate. Which part of Phuket your friends are at? I'm sure must be Patong area and if in Patong you are looking for leads, you seriously gotta be kidding me. LOL.

RTFF for leads and in Thailand you'll have a buffet of women unlike India!

[AgarWalk]

Help seniors,

My friends are at Thailand and are looking for some leads in Phuket, any pointers would be much appreciated.

Can reciprocate with leads in India.

[Harry Dude]

Are this all the massage parlors that have girls in white t shirts and sarongs? Do they all offer sex? Like the ones down the road from Bursari resort / Hooters, or are they only the ones on Bangla that offer sex?

Thanks buddy.

It certainly is my experience that a majority of the massage parlors in Patong offer sex. I have been to several along RatUThit road, in Soi Kep Sab, along the beach road (Thawewong road), along Sawatdirak, and so on. Many places use the "uniform" of white t-thirt and colorful sarong, other places such as several in Soi Kep Sab go for a less uniformed style.

[Miscer]

Suzy Wong has rooms where you and the gogo girl can have sex.

And of course, you can go for a massage in any of the massage shops around Bangla and get laid on premises.

Are this all the massage parlors that have girls in white t shirts and sarongs? Do they all offer sex? Like the ones down the road from Bursari resort / Hooters, or are they only the ones on Bangla that offer sex?

Thanks buddy.

[StaticCouch]

Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.

Suzy Wong, Rock Hard, Diablo (I guess) have rooms. Bar fine ranges from THB500 to 1000 depending on the girl. Was there yesterday, did not like the selection.

Heard, there is a BJ Bar called Foxy Lady next to Exotica, small entrance to the bar, you'll miss if you do not look carefully. I've only heard from a Local but do not know if it is a BJ bar like BKK BJ's.

[Harry Dude]

Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.

Suzy Wong has rooms where you and the gogo girl can have sex.

And of course, you can go for a massage in any of the massage shops around Bangla and get laid on premises.

[PaulAlbert78]

Can anyone recommend any short time bars in on Bangla where you can have sex with the girl in a room above the bar? Need help as I can't bring a girl back to my room due to being with my wife.

[Three Lions]

Thank you Hawk, very informative posts! In Patong now so I will see what the action is like based on your good advice.

[FL Hawk]

Phuket – Day 4.

You know you have been in Phuket too long when the tailors at the beach end of Bangla Road stop harassing you.

Yes, not a single one bothered me on this Friday night, as I guess that finally learned I was not going to buy anything from them. Not that I was not harassed and accosted by many other. As I expected, Friday night brought out a larger crowd on Bangla Road. By 10 PM, it was a busy street, with several cops in attendance to ensure things remained peaceful.

But first, I was walking down the beach in the early afternoon. A woman selling sunglasses approached me. She wanted 1300 be for some polarized sunglasses. I was wearing a cheap pair I had bought for 300 be that wasn't quite fitting me right, but I declined. She asked what I would pay. I said 200. She countered with 1200. I said I really didn't want to buy new ones, which was true. I really didn't. She countered again at 1000. No, lady, I really don't need sunglasses. 800. I started to walk then she finally said 300. I tried the glasses on and they actually fit pretty well! Ok, 300. I gave her my old ones to resell since, as I said, I really didn't want another pair. Lesson here is to haggle, haggle, haggle. Don't be shy. She was screwing me at 1300 be.

Ok back to my story. The girl I had promised a drink with at a bar near the east entrance caught me and I responded by going in. This is the second largest bar on the right side when entering from the east side (closest to the see&and hotel). I don't remember the name, but just past the Hard Rock entrance. She sat me down by a cute dancer dressed in orange, who was dancing up on the elevated stage. Once sitting down and having ordered a Coke, as with other places, I was pretty much there after ignored. I think a dancer in blue tried to get my attention, but I wasn't sure what the different colors signified. I think one color meant the girl was a coyote who was not bar finable, and the other was a regular bar girl who was. The girl in blue was hot, but I didn't want to waste time, and it was still too early to bar fine someone anyway. I was to later find out what the colors meant, but this time, I finished my drink, paid my bill and left. (Edit: I did ask later, and the girls in blue were bar finable. Why sit guys with the coyotes then? Regarding pricing, the girls were 2,000 Bhat for ST, but the bar fine was 1,500 Bhat! I said right there that was too much and walked off, never to return.).

As per my mode of operation, I did my back and forth walking of Bangla. I was eying FLers as well as girls in the bars. It was another hot night and with all the added people and hardly any breeze, the air was often thick with tobacco smoke, stinging my eyes and lungs. Sheesh people. But whatever.

The girl I had played games with the night before stopped me and after a few circuits of the Road I went in with her for my Sprite. She asked for a LD and I obliged, and then she got the game out and we started playing. After a few games she excused herself and had another girl (possibly a LB – terrible teeth and a strange voice that didn't sound like a girl) continue playing. She came back a few minutes later and said a guy she knew well was back in town and she had to go to him, and would I mind? Well, sure, it is ok. I mean, I was fine with it, but I didn't want to get stuck with a possible LB. I played did play a few more games and the girl / guy, who whipped my butt. I don't remember the name of the game, but it is a game of strategy and out of probably 8 games with I didn't win a single one. I then excused myself without incident and moved on. I should say that the girl that left me had been one of the nicest girls I had met so I was not upset at her at all. She knew this was my last night and a guy she had known for a long while was back in town so I understand and, unlike some others, she at least asked if I wouldn't mind.

The creature from Laos found me again and tried to latch on. I was polite for a bit, but started walking. She followed me and I sped up, finally leaving her in the dust. Never saw her again, thankfully. Poor creature. But then I had to break through a gauntlet of guys trying to get me to see a sex show. I mean, there are about 8 of them and the line up the width of the road so you can't avoid them. I mean, really, they have people all up and down the road trying to hook you. If one wants to see a sex show, they will find out about it – you don't need to accost people all night! Well, maybe I am overly sensitive about this because I walk the Road 10 or more times a night, so I experience it more often.

I was thinking of hitting Suzy Wong 1 again to see if that super model was available for take out, but didn't. I was sure it would be expensive, and I figured I could do as well in Pattaya. For a while, too, I contemplated simply going back to the hotel alone for a night of recovery in anticipation of Pattaya, but didn't really want to go back alone on my last night in Phuket either. The down side of getting old – we have to watch our volume levels. Well, actually, I could never climax multiple times over multiple nights. Lucky guys who can.

Anyway, I noted several very attractive FLers near the beach end of the road. I had almost stopped earlier to chat, and probably should have, with this really cute girl. This time, I did stop but somehow ended up with a girl I really had not been eying. The way it went is I walked over, then a girl waved me over and said this other girl, Nat, had been eyeing me for a while. She looked ok, but I had actually wanted to approach this other girl who was more of the spinner type. Nat was more full figured, not a spinner at all, but had a pretty face and long black hair and medium breasts. Her rate was 1500 be for 2 hours, so ok. She seemed sincere and rather calm, and still quite attractive, so I agreed, hoping for more of a GFE.

Walking back to the hotel she was rather shy it seemed. In the hotel, she was a little shy about stripping and kept a towel around her except in the shower, which was fine. We washed each other and she asked if I had a condom. They all seem to ask this question. She had brought some in case I didn't have any. We laid down facing each other and I massaged her back a little. She rolled me on my stomach and did a very nice back rub and massage on me. Very nice! Maybe I was about to get my GFE!. But, no. After that, it all got pretty standard: nipple licking, BBBJ and climbing on top. She was fairly tight – she showed no signs of having kids – and needed a bit of lube to get me inside. When the girl is wet and lubed, these super thin condoms feel really great. Anyway, as I said, it was all pretty standard after that. Only some very light kissing, and mostly that on the cheeks and neck. Oh well. It was still a nice experience, but I could have got the standard stuff with a girl more to my physical liking on this, my last night in Phuket.

I will add that before the action started, Nat asked me how long I was going to be in town. I lied and said a couple of more days, hoping that would lead to better service if she thought I might choose her again. In fact, she offered to show me around the island on her motorbike. I said give me her number and I might call her, which she did. In fact, that was to be my last night in Phuket so I will never see her ever again. Had I seen her on my first night, I might have taken her up on the offer. Well, maybe not. Riding on a bike in Thailand scares the bejesus out of me! These Thai drivers are crazy! I would be terrified the whole time.

To conclude Phuket has been fun, and I hope it will not turn out to be waste of time in that it will prepare me for Pattaya, which I imagine is going to be wild. I really don't know what to expect. To others contemplating visiting Pattaya, at this point I am glad I came down, but until I experience Pattaya, I can't really say if 4 days here for training was worthwile.

Final remarks for Phuket Nubes:

- Hottest women I found were in Soi Sea Dragon at Suzy Wong's and the Devils Den (or Dragons Den or whatever it is called next door). A few 10's to be had, for sure. I sort of wish I had gone back there, at least to check out prices. I sure hope Pattaya can match, as I do want to experience a 10 one more time in my life.

- It was hard for me to determine which bars had take-out, and which girls were available for takeout. It is actually simple, just ask before going in, and ask what the bar fine is, too. I knew I should have been doing this, but didn't until the end. Stupid of me.

- There are some good looking FLers at the beach end of the road across for a crepe place IIRC. More show up after midnight. Some of the girls there are as attractive as the girls in the bars. You might save a 1,000 be or more by shopping there.

- I think walking up and down the road all night was fine, but I may have over done it. It is ok to go into a small bar overlooking the street and sip on a drink for a while to see what is going on. If you want a girl to sit with you, you got to buy LDs (average prices seemed to be 200 B). Don't waste too much money on LDs with a girl you would not want to bar fine. Unless she is entertaining in her own way, like the girl I was playing games with. I may remember her more than the girls I had sex with!

I had 5 girls total. In the normal bars, the girl pricing was 2000 be, with bar fines ranging from 800 be to 1500 be. I really saw no difference in the looks of the girls from one extreme to the other. A few of the FLers were just as good if pick carefully. A three-way for 2,000 be is certainly possible. I kind of lucked out with that one, though.

- The see&and is a great choice as a mongering hotel. I would not want to bring a wife or GF here as the place is a bit dark and dingy, the corridors are hot and grungy, the stairway and elevators hot, and the open shower is a bit pathetic, the bed is like a rock with a blanket or two thrown on top, plus my room, at least, had no drawers to put things away. For a mongering dude, I can live with that and were I to return to Phuket to monger, I would stay here.

- There are money exchange booths all over the place.

- Food is everywhere, too.

- I had a foot massage, but no hint about more being available upstairs or elsewhere. The lady rubbing my feet was not one I would want to have sex with anyway.

On to Pattaya! My reports will now shift to the Pattaya Reports page! It should be interesting!

[Wolvenvacht]

Enjoy your days in Phuket! There's nothing to do in Pattaya except monger, (...)

Huh? What about:

* "Ripley's Believe It or Not"-museum.

* Sanctuary of Truth.

* Ladyboy shows.

* The waterpark in Jomtien (great for ogling non-P4 P girls in skimpy bikinis).

* Floating Market.

* Dolphin show.

* Aquarium.

* Buddha on the Mountain.

* Zipline adventure.

* ...

[Wolvenvacht]

While the French kissing lent an air of a GFE, it was still pretty standard stuff. After she had might have been a good time to go back and check for cheaper FLs as it was now around 2 AM, but I was tired and went to bed. In retrospect, the two girls I had, while quite pretty, came nowhere near the classical Thai girl experience the old timers talked about. Should I try an older lady? Should I go for a FLer, who might be better than a bar girl? Things to think about.

I think that you will have more chance for a GFE if you take out the girl for long-time.

And to answer another question: all agogo clubs have girls for take-out. Just show some initiative. Making eye contact is good, but if that fails, wave her over (don't point a finger at her, that is considered impolite in Thailand) or ask one of the serving girls or the mamasan to invite her to your table.

[FL Hawk]

Enjoying your reports! A few thoughts.

You can stick any card in those slots and keep the AC on. I just use the hotel card.

Be careful in general but especially when the ladyboys are handling you. They have sticky fingers and can also be belligerent for little reason.

Enjoy your days in Phuket! There's nothing to do in Pattaya except monger, so do some sightseeing to the nearby islands around Phuket, beautiful.

I'm nearly your age, and sometimes it's better to save some ammo for better hunting grounds. In other words, don't force it, just let the experience come to you, you'll have a great time even if you're not getting laid every night in Phuket. Now Pattaya. That's a different story!

Happy hunting and keep the good reports coming.

1. C & N does not use the cards. They have regular keys for the room locks, with an attached dongle (that is about an inch wide, 1/4" thick and 4" long. It has a magnet inside. If I were to come back here, I would get a magnet that would fit inside the 1" by 1/4" slot in the wall console. In my Bangkok hotel they used a regular credit card sized key card. I never thought to try to stick in a regular card while out, as heat and humidity in the room was not much of a problem. Here it is a bad problem. Leave out a wet shirt and it stay wet.

2. Yes. I had one or two touch me a bit, and maybe they were feeling for something, but I don't keep much in my top short pockets. I wear cargo shorts and most of my money is in the bottom pockets, buttoned up.

3. Ain't that the truth! Eat, sleep and monger is about it so, yes, book a trip or two.

4. Yes. I considered that yesterday, and had the pair I met not walked by, I may have done home alone and not felt too bad about that. Since this is a Friday night in Phuket, I feel some pressure to end it all with a good lady, but whatever. Tomorrow I will be in Pattaya, and presume I will be overwhelmed with the possibilities. But yes, I may indeed need a night to recover and recharge the old pump.

Hope I am helping others. There are not a lot of Pattaya reports and I think my mongering has suffered a bit because of that. Maybe not, but I am writing what I am experiencing. More experienced and worldly men may have an easier go.