Phuket Reports

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Yup. I had a good massage from a decent looking MILF type (had an 11 year old). Enjoyed a bit of chat and a good HJ during the massage. Asked if she wanted to meet when she got off (midnight), she said yes. She wasn't interested in going for a drink and almost seemed guilty when we stopped at the local market to pick up some juice and a light snack. I gave her 2 K and she was ecstatic (she said she had a great time even before money came up). Never discussed the amount. Unfortunately it was my last night so no chance to repeat.

Absolutely.

There's a price they charge in the shops to do the "deed", but do many people they see and are forced financially to interact with, well they'd cross the road if they saw them coming to avoid. Treat them like a person, a lady, and a lady you're interested in getting to know a little about, and that only means talk. And well, they open up, and in more ways than just sexually.

The key remember they are people, girls, ladies, women, who are attractive enough to you that you want yo spend your time with them. The money is wonderful got the, and they want it no fount, but by the time she mentioned how much she enjoyed the evening too, she already knew you had, and that money was coming later.

By then, yes, she was wanting to upsell you to seeing her again, but she also wanted to see you again too.

[MrSunnyHills]

I think I know the one he has mentioned, and if not it was similar setup and price. There wasn't a massage shop on the road, it was up the lane way / side road. The girls sit on the street corner and say massage to you. If you say yes they take you 30 m down the lane way and upstairs to a clean massage room. As you walk ask for and negotiate a price for FS, if due date no, just turn around and pick another one.

BTW.

One of the girls I struck up an ongoing acquaintance with me told me that "every" girl in massage parlour is a "working girl" and they need to earn extra tips / income by sexual offerings to earn what they need to send home for family, etc. So if she doesn't want to, then it's either her period or she doesn't like you. Do don't be shy, be upfront, be honest, ask, and don't be upset if not offered, just say thanks, move on and you'll find what you want.

An extra tip if you're on your own and can take a joiner in at night. Every girl almost will happily come back with you after work (midnight) and stay a few hours or the night, for the same price 2 k baht that you pay for a generally crap FS session in the massage parlour. So instead, get a foot massage, chat her up, if a vibe exists go for a body massage in the back room, get a HJ or perhaps BJ, and then make arrangements to pick her up after she finishes for the night. Go somewhere, have a game of pool, a drink and then go to your room for fun, from there in its almost a guaranteed GFE session of the vibe is mutual..

Yup. I had a good massage from a decent looking MILF type (had an 11 year old). Enjoyed a bit of chat and a good HJ during the massage. Asked if she wanted to meet when she got off (midnight), she said yes. She wasn't interested in going for a drink and almost seemed guilty when we stopped at the local market to pick up some juice and a light snack. I gave her 2 K and she was ecstatic (she said she had a great time even before money came up). Never discussed the amount. Unfortunately it was my last night so no chance to repeat.

[Wot To Doo]

Main road, near the amusement park end. A massage place / barber shop some 15 m to the right of Lions Bar (NOT the bar's own massage place).

Massage lady named "Nit", AILF, short, unusual light brown eyes.

TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL LEAVE PHUKET AGAIN ON TUE 2. 3. 15 - SO HURRY UP IF INTERESTED.

Damage for oil massage + blow job: 300 + 500.

The lady gave an excellent, powerful oil massage the best I've ever had, strength and technique Worth the money alone already. Hardly any teasing, though. Muscular lady. You can see it, too.

Combined blow job & oily hand job, excellent technique. She undressed progressively to her panties. Firm body except tumny. Nice boobs. Allowed roaming everywhere.

She asked if she should put a condom on for FJ, but I wanted to stick to BJ. I caressed her pussy, so she took off her panties and placed my hand between her legs. She was wet. Soon she positioned herself as if she was going to ride me, while still stroking my cock. I came hard almost immidiately.

This could have been the end. But no:

She started hugging & caressing me, guiding my hand to stimulate her, almost forcing me to lick and suck her nipples. She wss super-wet, the next 10 min were all about her. She straddled me, rubbing her pussy against my chest, trying to get off, panting, my fingers penetrsting, hands grabbing her. This has been my most intense encounter with a WL. So much GFE. I still can't believe it.

I love Thailand.

[D Cups]

On the contrary I met a fellow who tried Katherine Massage in Phuket Town. He was very pleased with his experience there. I will surely try another time and report back about it.

Yes, I can vouch for this place, too. I was there Christmas Eve 2014 and Pooki gave me a very nice Christmas present: photogenic BBBJ with my splooge all over her big fake tits. Ah the mammaries!

[Hitman2]

This place is sort of an institution in Patong. It has received quite some poor reviews, but I wanted to give it a shot. I was only travelling thru and the hotel I stayed made it very inconvenient to bring in a girl. Anyway, long story short I decided to still try Christine but be prepared with all I read and heard. I was convinced I would still make something out of it.

So up I walk the stairs and join 2 of the "managers" on their table across the fish bowl. I knew what I wanted and did let the manager know so he could give me a recommendation in terms of girls service levels and behaviors. Now I really didn't want anything out of the ordinary.

A relatively why Ng and slim girl, and if possible a kisser. Service nice and slow. Not rushed.

Prices have been discussed here, only one category of girls, lump sum of 3300 THB.

After he listened to my request he said "definitely 66", maybe 40 but not so sure. I took a look at 66 who was conveniently located right across me and right at the window. Honestly I found it very hard to judge the girls thru the window, many of them looked pretty much alike.

In retrospective, I probably should have pressed my nose against the glass or bring goggles. Without an almost forensic approach the truth is hard to spot. I spotted it when it was already too late.

Allow me to cut things short here and provide a quick summary.

First the positive: she had a nice and gentle personality. That's the positives.

Now the negative: slim lies in the eyes of the beholder but she wasn't slim by my definition. Young is equally relative but she wasn't young by my definition. Service was lousy clearly because of a lack of skills. She simply doesn't know how to blow and fuck. At some point in time I frustratedly gave up on her and just nailed her missionary to get to an end. Sigh.

On the way out I walked up to the glass to take a closer look at the girls and saw that all I could spot was more mid aged with their bodies well hidden under their robes.

So for me that was a one time event, surely worth a serious word of caution to the others.

On the contrary I met a fellow who tried Katherine Massage in Phuket Town. He was very pleased with his experience there. I will surely try another time and report back about it.

[Wot To Doo]

HELP! Gents, soon I will stay near Phuket's southermost point; actually you to the East of it. Do you know any mongering places really nearby? At least a massage place with some extras? Since it's a family holiday, I won't be able to sneak away for hours to go to Patong, Phuket town, etc.

Had similar situation in Western part of Ko Samui a while ago: horrible, as all massage places nearby were fully legit.

Grateful for any shared experience.

Ping.

Now arrived at location near Rawai Beach. Any local massage place that offers extras?

Grateful for any sharing.

W2D

[DavidRim]

Hi all,

Looking forward to being in Phuket soon. Info would be appreciated, having RTFF I haven't found any tips on picking up in the late afternoon / evening, what's the best way? I'm staying in Patong. Last time I was there bars start pretty late.

Also is the trip to Phuket Town worth it? Certainly sounds it from what I've read here but seems a bit of a ride from Patong in a cab. Maybe that's the best way for a good afternoon soapy or FS though?

[Dart13]

From there I've asked if they want to spend the night with me, always yes. LOL. Interestingly when I've asked about price, the response each time was give me what you think it's worth. Both times, I left it there with price "not agreed" but intention clear and settled it in the morning on her departure. Both times the evenings were fantastic, and the morning sex even better than that night. So in the morning at goodbye time I gave 2 k baht, expecting a pout and willing to give another 500-1 k baht to get a smile. Yet both times the girls showed signs of pleasant surprise at 2 k, like it was more than they expected, and they gave me hugs, kisses and passionate goodbyes.

The pricing is something I've been cautious about and I would really welcome others more experienced opinions here!

Would you rather set the price beforehand, or. Unless the girl is willing to set the price. Go with the famous "up to you" and just pay in the morning how much you think is fair? Any risks with the later approach?

[DwayneJohnson]

When the massage girls have a shit day income wise, or a few in a row without customers at their shops, they get dressed up after work and hit Seduction from midnight. Two of my best experiences GFE wise came from me being picked up by a girl at Seduction. Quickly learnt to just stand near them, they'll be in groups of 2-4, some dancing some not, look at them, make eye contact, "smile lots! And wait for them to start talking to you, as they will if they are available. From there, listen, or try to, find out discretely over the next minutes what they do, where they work, if they say massage (which they won't hide if they do), bingo. Ask how work has been, if they say not good, slow, no customers, well. As they say you're in. !

From there I've asked if they want to spend the night with me, always yes. LOL. Interestingly when I've asked about price, the response each time was give me what you think it's worth. Both times, I left it there with price "not agreed" but intention clear and settled it in the morning on her departure. Both times the evenings were fantastic, and the morning sex even better than that night. So in the morning at goodbye time I gave 2 k baht, expecting a pout and willing to give another 500-1 k baht to get a smile. Yet both times the girls showed signs of pleasant surprise at 2 k, like it was more than they expected, and they gave me hugs, kisses and passionate goodbyes.

Great report.

I also found most of the girls at seduction were pro's and rates usually drop as we move towards closing hours. I wonder why people still pick up overpriced girls from crappy bars of patong even MP's are not having good quality compared to old town.

[Brooklyn Cyclone]

I don't remember the name of the place, but it was one of those MPs just before Christine's when you are walking from Bangla Road. I found a place within asking around a couple of times. Just ask the ladies sitting at the gate of the MPs if anyone will do FS and you will find a willing participant. Just make sure you say "No Ladyboy", unless that is your cup of tea.

Read in another forum that bar fine + ST can easily be 4-6000. Some bar fine alone is 3000. Can anyone confirm?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

When the massage girls have a shit day income wise, or a few in a row without customers at their shops, they get dressed up after work and hit Seduction from midnight. Two of my best experiences GFE wise came from me being picked up by a girl at Seduction. Quickly learnt to just stand near them, they'll be in groups of 2-4, some dancing some not, look at them, make eye contact, "smile lots! And wait for them to start talking to you, as they will if they are available. From there, listen, or try to, find out discretely over the next minutes what they do, where they work, if they say massage (which they won't hide if they do), bingo. Ask how work has been, if they say not good, slow, no customers, well. As they say you're in. !

From there I've asked if they want to spend the night with me, always yes. LOL. Interestingly when I've asked about price, the response each time was give me what you think it's worth. Both times, I left it there with price "not agreed" but intention clear and settled it in the morning on her departure. Both times the evenings were fantastic, and the morning sex even better than that night. So in the morning at goodbye time I gave 2 k baht, expecting a pout and willing to give another 500-1 k baht to get a smile. Yet both times the girls showed signs of pleasant surprise at 2 k, like it was more than they expected, and they gave me hugs, kisses and passionate goodbyes.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I don't remember the name of the place, but it was one of those MPs just before Christine's when you are walking from Bangla Road. I found a place within asking around a couple of times. Just ask the ladies sitting at the gate of the MPs if anyone will do FS and you will find a willing participant. Just make sure you say "No Ladyboy", unless that is your cup of tea.

I think I know the one he has mentioned, and if not it was similar setup and price. There wasn't a massage shop on the road, it was up the lane way / side road. The girls sit on the street corner and say massage to you. If you say yes they take you 30 m down the lane way and upstairs to a clean massage room. As you walk ask for and negotiate a price for FS, if due date no, just turn around and pick another one.

BTW.

One of the girls I struck up an ongoing acquaintance with me told me that "every" girl in massage parlour is a "working girl" and they need to earn extra tips / income by sexual offerings to earn what they need to send home for family, etc. So if she doesn't want to, then it's either her period or she doesn't like you. Do don't be shy, be upfront, be honest, ask, and don't be upset if not offered, just say thanks, move on and you'll find what you want.

An extra tip if you're on your own and can take a joiner in at night. Every girl almost will happily come back with you after work (midnight) and stay a few hours or the night, for the same price 2 k baht that you pay for a generally crap FS session in the massage parlour. So instead, get a foot massage, chat her up, if a vibe exists go for a body massage in the back room, get a HJ or perhaps BJ, and then make arrangements to pick her up after she finishes for the night. Go somewhere, have a game of pool, a drink and then go to your room for fun, from there in its almost a guaranteed GFE session of the vibe is mutual.

Last tip.

When the massage girls have a shit day income wise, of a few in a row without customers at their shops, they get dressed up after work and hit Seduction from midnight. Two of my best experiences GFE wise came from me being picked up by a girl at Seduction. Quickly learnt to just stand near them, they'll be in groups of 2-4, some dancing some not, OOC at them, make eye contact, "smile lots! And wait for them to start talking to me, as they will if they are available. From there, listen, or try to, find out discretely over the next minutes what they do, where they work, if they say massage (which they won't hide if they do), bingo. Ask his works been, if they say not good, well. As they say you're in. !

From there I've asked if they want to spend the night with me, always yes. LOL. Interestingly when I've asked about pride, the response each time was what you think it's worth. Both times, I left it there with price "not agreed" but intention clear and settled it in the morning on her departure. Both times the evenings were fantastic, mane the morning sex even better, so I gave 2 k baht, expecting a pout and willing to give another 500-1 k baht to get a smile. Yet both times the girls showed signs of pleasant surprise at 2 k but, gave it hugs, issues and goodbyes.

As to quality, the girls weren't runners, not 9-9 plus on beauty, but they were very nice 7-8 on looks, had good English, could hold a conversation and were great where if counted, in the sack.

[Nola Kenner]

Can you share name of FS only massage place other than christin?

I don't remember the name of the place, but it was one of those MPs just before Christine's when you are walking from Bangla Road. I found a place within asking around a couple of times. Just ask the ladies sitting at the gate of the MPs if anyone will do FS and you will find a willing participant. Just make sure you say "No Ladyboy", unless that is your cup of tea.

[Brooklyn Cyclone]

I think 700 for massage with he and boob play is reasonable.

4000 seems a bit too high. I got a fantastic nuru type massage and FS at Christine's in Patong for 3200, and just FS without the massage at a massage parlor in Patong for 1600.

Good luck.

Can you share name of FS only massage place other than christin?

[Brooklyn Cyclone]

I think 700 for massage with he and boob play is reasonable.

4000 seems a bit too high. I got a fantastic nuru type massage and FS at Christine's in Patong for 3200, and just FS without the massage at a massage parlor in Patong for 1600.

Good luck.

Not 700,700 in additional to normal 300 of massage fee. So total 1000.

Went to Christin yesterday. Fer is now 3300. Went in at around 7 pm. Had about 20 girls in fish bowl. Quality a bit disappointing. Nobody was good looking and everyone looked old. Was recommended a young one but too skinny and no boob at all. Eventually picked #10. Can speak basic English but no chemistry at all. Very mechanical. No BBBJ. Few positions and was done. Was told she was 28. A bit chubby stomach area. Would not let hair down and no kissing at all. As soon as one shot done showered and dressed up. Didn't track time but probably less than 1 hour.

Very disappointed.

Thought there were 2-3 different price levels but was told all 3000 now. Not sure why another 300, room charge?

Girls at gogo bar much better looking, some of them at least. Anyone got any good experience? Which one is good? And what's price like for short term and long term? I booked hotel at kamala beach. Would girls come back to hotel?