Phuket Reports

[Wolvenvacht]

Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

http://sex-holidays.com/

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.

I don't think it is a fraud, it is simply too expensive. You can arrange all that yourself at a fraction of the cost.

It is so easy to get a friendly companion in Thailand: I never understood why one should need escort services or pre-packaged sex-holidays in Thailand.

[SilverEdge02]

Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

http://sex-holidays.com/

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.

[TonyIndian]

"Civilian women" Where you expecting some military women?

A professional not any girl off the street.

[Wolvenvacht]

It seems that some of these places will hire just anyone, even a good looking civilian woman.

"Civilian women" Where you expecting some military women?

[TonyIndian]

If anybody wants to go to the brothels of Phuket town this weekend (or even tonight), PM me your number.

[TonyIndian]

I was there last night and fucked a white girl for Christmas but there is one old ugly looking ***** there that is very rude and offensive. She came over to me and offered to dance, I said no thank you. She asked "why not" and I tried to be polite and just smiled and said "not now". And the ***** goes to me "why you come here, you can just watch on internet". She went off before I could tell her that I didn't want her to dance for me because she was ugly.

I hate the fact that there are so many Indians in Moulin Rouge, it brings me a bad reputation because most of them don't tip well (or at all). But some of the girls know me by now, considering I live here and am not the average cheap charlie tourist.

[TonyIndian]

I'm extremely disappointed by the service at Mona Lisa in Phuket town. They have some nice looking girls but they are all asbolute flops when it comes to performance in bed. I've tried 3 different girls and between my friends and me we have covered almost all of them. Same report. Good looks but bad lays.

It seems that some of these places will hire just anyone, even a good looking civilian woman.

That is not what I expect when I go to a Brothel. I expect a good fuck. Women in brothels need to be trained.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi all,

Heading to Patong tomorrow (23/12) for a week. Have been reading up for a while so thanks for all the great info. Things have been a bit quiet lately so any update from locals or recent visitors would be much appreciated. Either forum reply or by PM.

I'm mid 50's, fit, experienced and traveled, but never before to Thailand, so will be looking for quality and memorable, possibly once off experiences.

Interested in massages, incl. Christine's for a fishbowl and soapy, also Thai LT threesomes or more some, and Russian threesomes if that's possible to arrange "safely" - is Seduction still best for picking up Russian FLs?

Tho my ideal dream / reality would be to hookup with a GFE for the stat who would be happy to arrange and indulge in these with me. Suggestions / thoughts.

Have to fit this in around a PADI certification scuba course, so will be wanting to hookup quickly, and not looking around for too t long. Happy to barter and not overpay as mindful of being in your backyard.

[Mr Happy Feet]

I made a second trip to Phuket last week. Honestly, I don't have a lot of new info to share but will report for S&G. From the airport, I decided to try the bus / mini van option for a mere 180 be. It had been a long day of flights, but I figured what the hell. Turned out to be a great decision. I paid the fee, got a ticket, started asking which bus, which van. In no time, a girl put me in the right line and minutes later I was on my way with 8 others. It was a rainy, stormy night but we had the safety and cool AC of a quality minivan. It even had working seatbelts. We stopped half-way to ensure they could get us all to the correct hotel in one van and that the driver was good to go. Also, gave us time for bathroom or water. We were back on the road but as we got closer to the road construction traffic really got bad. Again, I was glad to be in the roomy van. I got dropped off a few blocks from my be&be, the Patong Beach be&be. I wanted to try a low-budget (900 be per night) place and it turned out to be a good deal and a good location. I dropped my luggage off and headed to Kristen's Massage for the total package. I sat down with manager, he asked me several questions about what I wanted and helped my choose. I selected number 16 (she is always 16). She has some legit massage experience as well as a rockin' bod. I paid the 3200 ($100) with no regrets. I got an excellent massage, some playful tub time, the full body-to-body experience which she did well using every limb and limb joint she has plus the Russian style. When she had me pretty worked up, she moved me to the bed, put the glove on and let me have about six different positions before I finished. Her service and attitude were good, but she did ask straight-up for a tip which for me is a negative.

The next day I was looking for some afternoon delight so I started wandering through the small streets, alleys, and looking for bars that were just opening. Many bars require their bar girls to return to the bar and get it cleaned and setup. Also, many open by 2 pm. I poked my head into one called Sweet. It is tucked in between a Thai restaurant and a travel place. I asked the mamasan / bartender if she had any girls. She called two that showed up within 10 minutes. There was no pressure to buy a drink, but once I had chosen a girl and offered bar fine, she asked me to simply come back at night and buy her a drink. She also offered to do me herself. All of the girls were 30-something with an extra 5 pounds but not at all ugly. I ended up spending two days with one called Pizza. For 1000 be per day, no bar fine, we had a blast and as much boom-boom as I wanted. Also, it turned out the bar was a nice, quiet place to hang.

I moved to Salathai hotel after three days at the be&be and pretty much did everything that I said in my previous report from September (Lobos Bar, Country Bar, BeWell Massage) so I won't re-hash old info. However, I do want to mention that there is a new Arabic restaurant on the same street as Salathai but on the opposite side of the road near the Russian restaurant and the 7-11. Do not eat there. I got horrible food poisoning. Lost a whole day of coitus operations! Repeat do not eat at the new Arabic place.

Supposedly, December is high season, but I did not really notice a difference from September. Except, that the beaches are SO MUCH better with all the gypsy, mafia vendors out of the way.

Overall (logistics, prices, girls), I think Phuket is alright (50-something, middle-income) and I will repeat.

MHF

[Mr Happy Feet]

That should be doable. Most hotels are guest friendly, except for some of the more high-end resorts (when I stayed at the Impiana which has a fabulous location in Patong, they asked 2000 Baht for joiners).

I just did a quick search on Hotels.com. If you want to stay in Patong, you could try Boomerang Inn (close to BYD Lofts which is my favorite, but BYD is obscenely expensive in high season). There are dozens of other available hotels in your price range. You could also try Salathai Resort which was mentioned in this thread not long ago.

-h.

Here is a good link for finding the hotels: http://www.bargirlfriendlyhotels.com...ndly-hotels-2/.

I just returned from another Phuket trip and again thoroughly enjoyed my time at Salathai. I had the Superior Room and I believe they have one class higher. They are a solid three star place, but at your budget you should get four stars.

Enjoy and report.

MHF

[Harry Dude]

Harry. Can you suggest a guest friendly hotel in Phuket? I wanted something nice with free wifi for about $100 US a night for January. Is that doable since it will be high season.

That should be doable. Most hotels are guest friendly, except for some of the more high-end resorts (when I stayed at the Impiana which has a fabulous location in Patong, they asked 2000 Baht for joiners).

I just did a quick search on Hotels.com. If you want to stay in Patong, you could try Boomerang Inn (close to BYD Lofts which is my favorite, but BYD is obscenely expensive in high season). There are dozens of other available hotels in your price range. You could also try Salathai Resort which was mentioned in this thread not long ago.

-h.

[Nola Kenner]

I was in Phuket a couple of weeks ago with my wife and spend two nights there. Most of the time was consumed with doing the touristy stuff including visiting temples, sunset point, and also a sunrise Phiphi island tour. I decided to skip the snorkeling and swimming during that trip and encouraged my wife to enjoy the swimming and snorkeling. That was the best decision of the trip. By the time we were back, she was tired and ready to sleep. She was in fact glad that I wanted to go out, because she didn't want to be bothered during her nap. I took that advantage and made a trip to Christine's. We were at see&and, so it was just a few minute of walking.

Over there, I was told the rules. THB3200 gets me 75 minutes of massage and one shot with the girl of my choice. It was around 5-6 pm and there were a number of girls in the fish bowl. I liked No. 17 (from what I remember) and off we went up together. She is a pretty girl from Udon Thani, and could converse in English. So, I stuck up a conversation with her and found out that she went to college and worked in BKK but wanted to make more money so that she could save and open her own store back home. She was in the business for about 3 months and wanted breast augmentation surgery and was saving for that. I actually discouraged her from doing that because I loved the feel of her naturally perky boobs. I think quality over quantity rules there in my mind.

She have a very good nuru massage but did not allow any DFK / LFK or DATY. I could lightly kiss. That was the drawback of her services. I enjoyed my time with her and she knew the right words to say to tickle my ego and make my time with her more enjoyable. Even without those two, I did have a close to a GFE type experience.

By the way, she told me that she got paid THB800 per customer. She left a THB40 tip for the cleaning person and I gave her a THB300 tip.

[CuriouSexplorer]

Hello,

I'm visiting phuket with a bunch of friends and we're staying at Surin. Is there any CL type of website for phuket where we can find listing and engage ladies for various activities?

Would any of you have any idea how we can go about arranging private shows or something at our residence itself? Any establishments which can cater to our requirement?

Obviously going to Patong is an option, but we would prefer to bring the entertainment to us, rather than venture out in a large group. Any pointers?

Thanks

[YellowPaul]

You can actually find very peaceful hotels in Patong. Expensive, but very quiet. My favorite is BYD Lofts (8 minutes walk from Bangla Road). Also, a high-end resort like Impiana, only 4 minutes walk from Bangla, is veeeery quiet.

Harry. Can you suggest a guest friendly hotel in Phuket? I wanted something nice with free wifi for about $100 US a night for January. Is that doable since it will be high season.

[PeeMan]

Last year in Phuket, around NYE, I didn't see many beautiful young gals at all. The few I saw looked interested in hooking up with me appeared to be the Japanese LB doll types so I skipped them. It was sad. I had the money for an LT every night but ended up not taking anyone back to the room many nights.

Same story in BKK. Bier Garten in December was sometimes empty or had no one decent that looked interested. It was the time of the redshirt protests so I don't know if everybody ran away to Pattaya or elsewhere. I didn't plan a trip to Pat last year because of the number of exceedingly ugly over aged women I saw the last time. I got luck with a 25 yrs old FL on the beach road with stunningly shapely legs (better than whats on hollywood screens) and slim figure and glorious hair so I kept her for three days.

The only reason I am going again to TH this year again is because I was so fixated on finding LTs for four shoots a day on the first two trips, I ended up skipping the other pleasures of BKK like the Nuru and the other Soapies.

This time I am wiser having realized the rarity of finding an LT with a GFE, so I am ready for two gals a day (when I am not out on a boat all day i.e) - one soapie in the afternoon and one ST for the night, hopefully still shoot three four times a day. Besides the main agenda of my trips is underwater not overland so I am not going to rot in one place like a "X tourist" just to sleep with gals. So off to Phuket I am again next month.

Some good posts in the last few pages. I see the Pattaya and other threads like these getting more realistic over the years on what the experience really is like in TH. I really have to agree with some of the other posters. Philippines is now seriously a more promising destination than TH. Next year it is twice a year to the PP. Only the Soapies in BKK can tempt me back to TH.

P.