Phuket Reports

[TonyIndian]

Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

Most of them say Massage parlor on the outside. The protocol is that you pick a girl and go with her to one of the hotels nearby. I got shown this area by my Thai friend.

But you have to be careful. Some of them are really crappy places. Katherine is in the nice area though.

[Wolvenvacht]

Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

Maybe when business is slow, some of the teller girls in the Bank may be interested too, perhaps. Some of these girls in their bank-uniform look really hot.

[Java Man]

If you go on your own, just find your way to Katherine massage, and walk around the blocks near it, this is the red light district. There are about 20 nice brothels in that block.

Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

[Terjep]

You are 20 min drive from Patong. The best solution?

Sorry. Bit of a confusion. I wrote Thalang in my request for info. Turns out I'm at Hilltops at the south end of Surin beach.

Looking forward to info.

[CuriouSexplorer]

Sorry. Bit of a confusion. I wrote Thalang in my request for info. Turns out I'm at Hilltops at the south end of Surin beach.

Looking forward to info.

[CuriouSexplorer]

Gentlemen,

I'm visiting Phuket in a few weeks. Did quite a bit of RTFF but still need some info if you can help out.

I'm with some sales team people and am booked in some place called Thalang. On the map this looks way far from Patong etc. And unfortunately I'll only be able to slip away a couple of hours a day.

Any ideas on whether there is any action in the Thalang area? Or which would be closest area, as I'm unlikely to be able to find the time to commute to Patong everyday.

Also, could anyone help out in understanding the prevalent rates across the spectrum, right from the lower end to the best places in town. I'm not keen on picking up girls from the bars. So good soapies, massage joints and brothels is possible. My objective is half a dozen trips if I can manage.

Thanks

[TonyIndian]

I would highly appreciate the phone numbers of Russian (or any other attractive caucasian) ladies who work independently on Phuket.

[TonyIndian]

Definitely worth visiting. They are unspoilt and off the tourist trail. They are patronized by the local mafia and wealthy Thais.

There are several classes of brothels. The cheap ones start at 300 B-600 B and are shit. Some of the girls are nice looking, but the rooms are dingy and dirty. Not recommended.

In the nice places they start at 1500 (90 minutes).

Amazing quality and performance. Very good looking girls that fuck like professionals, MUCH better than the bar girls.

Here's a video, as a sample of the quality that is available. This girl was an underwear model from Bangkok. Cost: 2800 B for 90 minutes including jacuzzi bath and massage:

http://tinypic.com/r/25g9ro3/8

(Sorry Jackson, tried to attach the video but got the error "video. Zip. Upload of file failed. ".

If you want to go there I could ride with you. I live at Rawai beach but currently I don't have a car so if you can pick me up I am down for a night out to Phuket Town. If you go on your own, just find your way to Katherine massage, and walk around the blocks near it, this is the red light district. There are about 20 nice brothels in that block.

[AirlineCrew]

Hey guys,

Just read this on craigslist:

http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/cas/4737114899.html

Now before the trolls come out and tell me I'm a loser for using CL in Thailand, I know you don't need CL in Thailand to get laid. It's called entertainment reading so crawl back under your bridges LOL.

On Topic:

Scary shit, so always wear a condom and stay clear from this girl.

Oh and BTW, not my add, never been to Phuket.

Wow I might have saved your lives just now, you are welcome!

I'm such a hero LOL.

Cheers.

ALC

[Lanthano]

After a somewhat mixed experience in Bangkok, I'm looking for some good options for short time night fun (and release) next to checking out the bars at night.

Before saying RTFF, I've done my research and want some personal up to date recommendations for Patong. Which massage? Which go go bar? Which nightclub is the best?

Any good massage options in Patong besides Christines (which I read costs well over 2 k baht).

Thank you for any light you can shed on these questions.

[Mr Happy Feet]

One thing I did not find was a bar open in the morning that had bar girls for St take out. Does anyone know of any? I remember you could have that in Pattaya: basically you could order a cup of coffee and a Big. I am going back to Patong in December and hope to find this.

MHF

[Mr Happy Feet]

Mate, you are God sent.

I will be in Phuket starting tomorrow and was so desperately looking for an update. Like you, I am getting older and like to get busy by 9. I am only here for a couple of days so any pointers at who to pick from which massage parlour will be great.

I like your suggestion on trying out the massage places. I am staying in Patong.

My hotel, Salathai is on Sawatdirak and has plenty of what we need. My favorite bars (tastes vary) were Cowboy Bar and Lobos Bar.

Cowboy is directly across from Salathai and has girls as early as 5 pm. My personal favorite is Mach. I met her on Saturday, but didn't take her home until Tuesday. I kept her until Saturday morning when I left. Her car-side hug and kiss still haunt me. There is no GFE like a Thai GFE my friend.

Lobos Bar is on the same side of the road as Salathai Resort, about 50 M toward the beach road. Their girls might come out a bit later maybe 7-9 pm, but they are worth the wait.

My two favorite massage places were Be Well Spa and another one directly next to Rosco's Bar.

Be Well Spa is right next to a Family Mart on Sawatdirak on the opposite side of the street nearly across the street from Lobos Bar. You can find it easily. I highly recommend little (or Lily). She will take care of you there or at your hotel. She was a bit pricey for the hotel visit but negotiable and worth it.

If you walk East up Sawatdirak (against traffic, away from the beach) and turn left, look for Rosco's Bar. Directly next to it is another massage place (forgot the name) that I didn't want to leave. They had a great variety of gals, very breasty and even a pair of 19-year old twin sisters. Now, keep in mind the twins only gave happy-ending HJs but several of the others were FS. The girl I favored was named "Noon" I think. If you have any other questions, send me a PM. I hope you have a great time.

MHF.

[Snomis85]

Anybody know where I can find a private tour / escort guide? Eg during the day, they show me around phuket as if they was a girlfriend / tour guide and at night, they become my excort.

[Astartes]

Hey!

I am staying at Kamala Beach and believe it or not my wife had the idea of getting nice Thai girl over for a threesome. Being overwhelmed by the prospect of this potentially hot experience am not hoping you guys have a recommendation for us. We are staying at the Hyatt and I have no idea weather or not its GF friendly but I figure it will not be a problem.

Thanks!

I am happy to give feedback about how it went.

[WhatDHell]

Bangla road has it all for sure; hottest, sexiest women available but later at night than earlier in the evening. I am older and prefer to be getting busy by 9 pm.

I preferred the other side-streets and the small quiet bars on streets parallel to Bangla. I had no problem bringing home girls in their 30's for 1000 bht and getting the whole GFE the next day.

Enjoy!

MHF

Mate, you are God sent.

I will be in Phuket starting tomorrow and was so desperately looking for an update. Like you, I am getting older and like to get busy by 9. I am only here for a couple of days so any pointers at who to pick from which massage parlour will be great.

I like your suggestion on trying out the massage places. I am staying in Patong.