Phuket Reports

[El Cubanito]

so my thailand trip is a big disappointment! i think i must have visited 80% of the gogo bars but all the girls are ugly and old! while going around i almost start to think that 25-year olds with two babies and sagging titties are pretty! 95% old mamasans in pattaya but on stage!! also i found occasional once who operated their titties because they were getting to old. i'm sure in such a big country there must be pretty ladies but they are obviously not introduced for walking street?

the only good time i've had this time was in [CodeWord900] pattaya were i find a girl who is not extremely pretty but at least thin, also she is just learning to suck dick! it is adorable! the first time i was there she pretended like she thought the dick was very disgusting but i tipped her 500 bath just because it was the first nice experience i had in the city, she was thrilled! everytime i come back she is so happy and gives me the best blowjobs ever! the other girls there are not happy they're all 30-50 years old and fat and ugly and angry working in a place called "[CodeWord900]" where only one girl really is a [CodeWord901] it is embarrassing but i keep coming back because she is so funny.

anyone know of a place with girls who are not very very ugly in pattaya? i also went to the soapys but everyone ugly? i'm still here one week and am getting desperate.

compare to bangkok, yes the quality of girls in pattaya are not that good. last year when i was in bangkok there was more better quality of thai girls than when i went to pattaya. i did meet 2 of the best looking thai girls in pattaya. i was at a 7/11 when i met this one girl, who i think she was a non pro, just a regular girl. she had a job at a construction company and i would meet her after work.

the other girl that i met was a ukraine girl from odessa. she was there with her friend who was there with this american guy. i met all 3 at the mcdonald on beach road. to be honest, i think i had the cuter of the 2 girls.

but some of the girls that i met in the bars, gogo and other places were not as good in quality of looks.

[China35]

Does anyone know of any higher end looking massage places where a wife might not suspect extras are offered?

I stayed in what I call the Italian street, is kind of opposite bangla boxing stadium, was with my Chinese GF and opposite was a massage place, rolled back around 23.00 one night alone and young 25 yr old girl ask massage in her shop, which looked closed.

Proceeded to have 200 bhat massage all very good, then rolled me over and started to get flag mast to attention, asked some silly price to raise the flag but I negotiated 300 HJ, she proceeded to give infact an amazing BJ, got her naked and she wanted to ride me bare back although I was bit tipsy I got out a rubber but by that time and with the beer effect lost wood, she proceeded to expertly suck me off ending with CIM, all in all a great experience for 500 Bhat until the next morning.

When exiting the hotel with GF they all sit outside opposite and of course had parked the scooter there.

She was fine waving me over and we chatted, GF isn't super jealous and said what did they want, "oh wanted to do massage". Oh ok we go there latter LOL.

[FreebieFan]

Does anyone know of any higher end looking massage places where a wife might not suspect extras are offered?

Most wives know exactly what goes on, whether its high end or not. Wives love to read internet and explore, watch youtube, chat with other wives, and many know what a happy ending is.

Unless yours is really the babe in the woods type, innocent and naive, don't for a moment think she doesn't know what goes on.

[OldBugger]

so my thailand trip is a big disappointment! i think i must have visited 80% of the gogo bars but all the girls are ugly and old! while going around i almost start to think that 25-year olds with two babies and sagging titties are pretty! 95% old mamasans in pattaya but on stage!! also i found occasional once who operated their titties because they were getting to old. i'm sure in such a big country there must be pretty ladies but they are obviously not introduced for walking street?

the only good time i've had this time was in [CodeWord900] pattaya were i find a girl who is not extremely pretty but at least thin, also she is just learning to suck dick! it is adorable! the first time i was there she pretended like she thought the dick was very disgusting but i tipped her 500 bath just because it was the first nice experience i had in the city, she was thrilled! everytime i come back she is so happy and gives me the best blowjobs ever! the other girls there are not happy they're all 30-50 years old and fat and ugly and angry working in a place called "[CodeWord900]" where only one girl really is a [CodeWord901] it is embarrassing but i keep coming back because she is so funny.

anyone know of a place with girls who are not very very ugly in pattaya? i also went to the soapys but everyone ugly? i'm still here one week and am getting desperate.

[D Cups]

Hello Guys,

I will be in Phuket from October 10 to 15. This is my first time to Phuket, I have been to Pattaya and Bangkok. How much of a difference is there be between these 2 cities?

Maybe a little more expensive. Beaches are nice south of Patong, especially Karon. Not as many girls except on Bangla. I had fun there last December. Nice MP called Sabai Sabai on Rat you Thit next to Roscoes. I had 36 C Anna and she was good to me.

[Perrei]

This is Som, Cambodian chick. She stayed with me couple of weeks in 2006 and 2007. She worked at Stand by girl in Pattaya, first soi bouchao and later soi 6 and then beach road. Totally crazy and made that tattoo when she stayed with me in 2006. Yes, I'm Kim and I didn't like that tattoo at all. Can't understand why she not changed the tattoo or removed it. In 2007 I even gave her money to get the tattoo fixed or removed. She is now in her late 30 I think. If you have more information or even a phone number, please send it to my private messages.

And here some old pictures.

[Perrei]

Right above her pussy a "cute" tattoo.

She is a free lancer on Bangla Road.

This is Som, Cambodian chick. She stayed with me couple of weeks in 2006 and 2007. She worked at Stand by girl in Pattaya, first soi bouchao and later soi 6 and then beach road. Totally crazy and made that tattoo when she stayed with me in 2006. Yes, I'm Kim and I didn't like that tattoo at all. Can't understand why she not changed the tattoo or removed it. In 2007 I even gave her money to get the tattoo fixed or removed. She is now in her late 30 I think. If you have more information or even a phone number, please send it to my private messages.

[El Cubanito]

Hello Guys,

I will be in Phuket from October 10 to 15. This is my first time to Phuket, I have been to Pattaya and Bangkok. How much of a difference is there be between these 2 cities?

[John Cert]

Does anyone know of any higher end looking massage places where a wife might not suspect extras are offered?

[Mr Happy Feet]

Been to Pattaya many years back and Ko Samui this summer, but this will be my first trip to Phuket. The last five pages of the forum have answered just about any question I might have. However, in addition to bar girls and SW I am interested in the dating sites. I built a profile on ThaiFriendly and am chatting up with a few girls now. This worked in Samui and am wondering if anyone has any information positive or negative.

I chose the Salathai Resort because a friend stayed there and I plan to swim and practice yoga each morning.

Also, I am 50 and prefer woman in their 30's or 40's so any additional info about that crowd would be appreciated.

Thanks for all the posts thus far and if anyone wants to meet for beer hit me with a PM.

MHF

[BlueSkyBlue]

She looks like a delightful lady I "met" a few months ago.

It is not clear from the photos but did she have any tattoos?

Just curious, I still smile when I remember.

Right above her pussy a "cute" tattoo.

She is a free lancer on Bangla Road.

[BlueSkyBlue]

Here's a few pics from this morning. A very nice girl.

She looks like a delightful lady I "met" a few months ago.

It is not clear from the photos but did she have any tattoos?

Just curious, I still smile when I remember.

[Neiht]

Had a really good afternoon session at Katherine Massage in Phuket Town. Other than the few MPs in BKK like Addict, Dream Heaven 33, Bamboo, this place is by far the best at quality and service in Phuket. Line-up changes every week, each girl stays only 20 days then rotate. http://www.katherine-escort.com/gallery.

Lady: Pamela (from Northeast region).

Age: mid 20's.

Height: 1.60 m

Language: English (good) and Thai.

Body: all natural, about 34 B boobs, wonderful soft and smooth light brown skin, gorgeous lips, tattoo of a butterfly just above her butt at lower back. Sexy long brown hair.

BBBJ: PSE, awesome 69, know what to do with her tongue. 15 minutes of oral play, wow!

FS: Hot, wet, great move in multiple positions, very open to make you move so she can enjoy too. Doggie with her bending over a sex chair next to a wall mirror did me in fast!

Massage skills: very good, strong hands and know where to press.

Repeat: Absolutely! I popped to fast (just 10 minutes after entering her), got to re-do and may take her up on the A+ option next time.

Damage: Happy hour, 2 k.

She worked in BKK as an escort, her English is very good. There were 4 ladies available when I walked in (Kristy, Bowling, Claudia & Pamela), asked to view all except Claudia, too many limitation in her profile. Pamela was darker standing next to the other 2, and already assumed that I would not choose her (I'm Asian, thus assumed by working girls to choose white skinned girls). All looked great standing there. I picked Pamela purely on her body, toned and flat tummy. When she stripped to review a pair of natural tits, big bonus too!

Anyway, many of these gals are up for bi-sexual, stated in their profiles. So, if you want to avoid the crap shoot at Christine and Patong MPs, call Katherine's to get direction and come out to town.

[Orgasm Donor]

THANK YOU! That second link answered every question I had about Christin. I guess from there the annoying street touts can guide her to the pussy-skills shows. Cheers Mate!

Easy web search can answer everything (once you know what its called). LOL.

https://www.google.com.au/maps/place...!6m1!1e1?hl=en

http://www.patong.com/spa-massage/ch...massage-phuket

http://theblogstar.com/christin-parl...-body-massage/

The "tin" is Christin is short, but sometimes its called Christine (which make the wrong pronunciation for a Thai).

I don't know about Phuket, but can see "pussy" performing shows in Suzi Wong, Soi Cowboy (BKK) late at night. I usually leave before the "ugly" shows preferring more sexy shows, like the lesbian shows for example. Even Crazy House has some upstairs shows, and of course shows are big in Phat Phong.

For a bi-sexual girl, Suzi Wong is a very good place to pick up a girl for 3-some. Not every girl is into this but some are. Can ask the mamasans or waitresses about which girls to talk too. Bo and Dtom are likely girls if you like slim, and Anne maybe a chance if you like big tits (enhanced).

See also my report about nice bodyslide at Dr BJ Nuru.

[Syzygies]

I have a couple Phuket questions for you gentlemen here. I spent a few days there a few years ago, but do not recall too many details. Hehe!

First what is the name of the big multistory pink hotel massage place on Bangla Road, Patong?

Second, I have a lady friend (fuckbuddy) who is decidedly bisexual and told her about the fantastic Thai-Slide soapy massages. She told me she definitely would like to experience this. So my question is, would she be allowed to go into a parlor and pick a girl out of the fish bowl? Or would she be thrown out? She also told me she would like to see a girl do pussy tricks. Would it be cool for her to go into a bar and check this out?

Thanks guys.

OD.

Easy web search can answer everything (once you know what its called). LOL.

https://www.google.com.au/maps/place...!6m1!1e1?hl=en

http://www.patong.com/spa-massage/ch...massage-phuket

http://theblogstar.com/christin-parl...-body-massage/

The "tin" is Christin is short, but sometimes its called Christine (which make the wrong pronunciation for a Thai).

I don't know about Phuket, but can see "pussy" performing shows in Suzi Wong, Soi Cowboy (BKK) late at night. I usually leave before the "ugly" shows preferring more sexy shows, like the lesbian shows for example. Even Crazy House has some upstairs shows, and of course shows are big in Phat Phong.

For a bi-sexual girl, Suzi Wong is a very good place to pick up a girl for 3-some. Not every girl is into this but some are. Can ask the mamasans or waitresses about which girls to talk too. Bo and Dtom are likely girls if you like slim, and Anne maybe a chance if you like big tits (enhanced).

See also my report about nice bodyslide at Dr BJ Nuru.