Phuket Reports

[Opebo]

Catherine's website says the price is 2000. Why did you pay 3000? Was it a taxi commission charge?

I think 3000 is the regular price. Since I didn't know about the 2000 baht special on the web site, I didn't mention it.

And I don't understand, the girl wanted a 2000 baht tip?

She asked a 2000 baht fee for an extra service which is not normally included.

[Evianist]

Finally I also ventured to Phuket town by taxi one night. Alas not to explore the 700 baht houses I have since heard do exist there, but to try out a 'high-end soapy' I'd read about on the internet. There are apparently a few in that town, but the one that sounded best from the internet was 'Catherine Massage'. Wow, what a disappointment, and a lesson in how deceptive is the internet. The place was very 'cute' and highly decorated, and seemed very Chinese / Japanese / Korean oriented, with cutey-cute but not very sexy girls (though the girls were cute, they didn't live up to the highly doctored pics on the place's web site). The price was 3000, which seemed to be standard for these places (I'd checked in the day before at Patong's Christin Massage, where 3000 was quoted and the girls looked a bit old and not very pretty for that price). So I went for it at Catherine. The girl was whining the whole time about various complaints which had nothing to do with me, quite annoying. She seemed eager for extra money and offered the special service that no doubt many customers request for 2000. Creampie was assumed for this extra tip as well.

Catherine's website says the price is 2000. Why did you pay 3000? Was it a taxi commission charge?

And I don't understand, the girl wanted a 2000 baht tip?

[Opebo]

Swore I'd never go to the place. Certainly not my kind of place. But friends persuaded, and so I will report what I found.

It is a very expensive place. Guesthouses are reasonable at 500-600 / night, bikes not too bad at about 200 / day, but everything else, such as food, drinks, and girls, is excessive. I couldn't find many freelancers. Just a few near the McDonalds on Bang-La, who were all asking 1 000, which seemed unreasonable given they were older and not very attractive. There were also a few girls on the beach road, though no more than 2-3, along with many more of the other type. I was even followed on motorbike by one or two of those. The whole scene seemed very low-value and unpleasant.

I ended up splurging by taking girls from massage joints. Every massage place I went seemed to place a high stress on offering not only happy ending, but full service either in the room or at hotel. If one desired a 'real massage' one would probably be out of luck. There are even several massage joints open all night on a couple of small sois on the right after passing Bangla on Second Road.

I had one or two happy endings during the trip from decent looking 30 year olds for the expected 500 baht tip. An economy option but HJ isn't my thing. I also boom-boomed one attractive late 20s one in the massage room for 1500 au natural, and twice took a quite cute early-twenties type back to the hotel for full service, but had to pay 2000 for the 'real thing'. Very good service. One thing I noted, both in full service and even during my 'happy endings' the girls kissed a lot. This 'girlfriend experience' not really something I expect from a hooker but I have to admit they were convincing. In retrospect I'm not really sure what I was paying 2000 for as the girl seemed quite ready to stay the night, so maybe its 2, 000 for all night and the 'au natural' was just thrown in. But I hate sleeping with anyone, especially someone hired to be there, so for me it ended up being just short-time.

Finally I also ventured to Phuket town by taxi one night. Alas not to explore the 700 baht houses I have since heard do exist there, but to try out a 'high-end soapy' I'd read about on the internet. There are apparently a few in that town, but the one that sounded best from the internet was 'Catherine Massage'. Wow, what a disappointment, and a lesson in how deceptive is the internet. The place was very 'cute' and highly decorated, and seemed very Chinese / Japanese / Korean oriented, with cutey-cute but not very sexy girls (though the girls were cute, they didn't live up to the highly doctored pics on the place's web site). The price was 3000, which seemed to be standard for these places (I'd checked in the day before at Patong's Christin Massage, where 3000 was quoted and the girls looked a bit old and not very pretty for that price). So I went for it at Catherine. The girl was whining the whole time about various complaints which had nothing to do with me, quite annoying. She seemed eager for extra money and offered the special service that no doubt many customers request for 2000. Creampie was assumed for this extra tip as well.

Afterward my driver showed me a small more traditional looking soapy just on the way out of the plaza from Catherine's. I can't remember the name but it may have been 'Shogun' or something like that. Just no more than a dozen shop-houses down from Catherine. There the price was the same shocking 3000, but the girls looked much 'sexier' rather than cutey, and he recommended it. I've no doubt for a kickback, but Thais usually have the good sense to understand the difference between 'asian style' and 'farang style' in terms of taste or 'spec'. I never made it back to try it, but it did look a bit better, with several doable early 20s girls.

Here's a map I found online that shows the location of Catherine, and the other place (Shogun?) is just down the same street in the dead-end area known as PonPun night plaza:
http://easyblog.ezyjob.com/wp-conten...010/02/map.jpg

Anyway, wish I'd gone to Pattaya, won't be back. But I guess its a good enough place for the well-heeled visitor from abroad who doesn't mind paying near-Western prices for everything.

[Teamsatan]

Just back from another week in patong.

Bars are quiet, discos are thumping.

LDs are now 180 to 200bt most places and BFs are 500bt.

Had my check bin padded a couple of times, and thats to a regular like me. Times are tough in some of the sois off bangla.

There are 5 or so new bars at the southern end of the beach Road between beach Road and rattittie Road. Some fine lookers there as well, nice service with a smile to. Worth a look if you are passing by.

Otop is looking better although it does seem a bit of a low brow anglos domain. Girls look a bit older here but booze is cheaper. Looks to be a good place to start up a night.

The new seadragon is great when it rains but the soi lacks a 'feel' at the moment, it seems a bit sterile being so new.

Gonzo is still awful.

Easy is easy, no change.

Eric is really good for bgs many nice ones here but not many customers.

Tiger is loaded with LBs and by far the most expensive.

Only went to taipan disco, some good ladies, easy pickups. Good for the older gent.

I was starting to lose my love for patong but I can see it is now changing to a more touristy place. Not all changes are bad and the new developments will ensure the bar scene will survive in some form for many years.

Patong is still a great place to spend a week.

[New Old Guy]

That one is nice to tell although I failed to deliver.

My Isaan squeeze is going back to her village and I have the last night out with her. I get a bit anxious in finding a replacement, and keep a very open eye around. She wants to go to Tiger disco, a place where I'll never go until they keep the idiot cover charge. So I hang out alone at Hollywood and was great as the usual. Got the number of a 30+ hottie for which I have good hopes. Anyway, at about 4. 30 I walk out of it and as it happens I hookup with a tall girl, attractive overall. I tell her I have a partner already but if she want to introduce herself I would pay 500 for a good BJ. She's OK with going to her room, as I needed to keep mine available for the regular. I ask her to walk discretely away from me until we get to the scooter. That already required some patience as I forget where it was parked and had to walk back and fort too many times. Anyway, we head for heart of post-disco night that is precisely the junction of Pisitkaranee and the other going uphill.

Pom wants to have a snack before action, for the tremendous price of Bt. 30. She had the right amount of alcohol already and we go for her room, that is in the same street where the friends of my squeeze live, but they were out at that time. The home is big and but her room is small and cramped with stuff. She's friendly and responsive, we lay down and no big surprise she is not the sucking camp. I try a little more then star complaining a little. She's horny and want to fuck, asks for 1000 to which I counter 700 and hold firm. While all the talk was going on, mutual masturbation and kisses were exchanged so not really a tense situation. She's simply horny and I can appreciate that, only problem is that I have virtually no erection after too many days of having sex 5 or more times a day! I thought she would have kicked me out at that time but she insists and puts a condom on me.
What followed was the lame imitation of an intercourse but that doesn't seem to bother her too much. I place the notes on the furniture, apologize much for "no power" and get dressed to leave. She's not having any of that, she got a man and she wants it to "fuck very good". She grabs me back on the bed, takes off out my shirt and pants again. I suggest that I make her cum with proper pussy licking but that satisfies her only partially. The second round, as one could image, did not go much better than the first but somehow she manage to cum and pass out. She want me to sleep with her so I have to remind the "official lady" stuff. Finally I manage to get to the door. The official doesn't answer the phone, turns out the got asleep at her friend's house after some bar hopping that cost them Bt. 30 a drink. I go to sleep tired but happy. The official is now leaving in few hours and that is sad, but each of us has his own life to live (separately) and we know that. My newly bought shirts and clothes are waiting, the night is waiting, it will be what it has to be.

[New Old Guy]

Thanks for the info, what is the average joiner rate? I can't imagine it being $150 USD

I've seen outrageous amounts purposely set to discourage punters. Changing the reservation to two people might be a better option.

You can call and ask, it's a free call with Skype subscription.

[Lex460]

All and any Hi-end Hotels and Resorts (le Meridien falls in this category) are, if you are wiling to part with a joiner fee that can be almost the same as your daily rate. At that point the matter of dressing code magically disappears, also considering the way some Western women "dress" at these places.

Thanks for the info, what is the average joiner rate? I can't imagine it being $150 USD

[New Old Guy]

Going to be staying at this hotel in a few weeks and wondering if this hotel is girl friendly. Or basically as long as they are dressed appropriately I'll be fine.

All and any Hi-end Hotels and Resorts (le Meridien falls in this category) are, if you are wiling to part with a joiner fee that can be almost the same as your daily rate. At that point the matter of dressing code magically disappears, also considering the way some Western women "dress" at these places.

[Lex460]

Going to be staying at this hotel in a few weeks and wondering if this hotel is girl friendly. Or basically as long as they are dressed appropriately I'll be fine.

Lex

[New Old Guy]

I can't refrain from posting again about Kumg despite is no sex stuff, one reason may have to do with having spotted her twice in two days at Jungceylon, shopping with a 40-something boyfriend. For these occasions she dressed conservatively and you would not tell the ordnance she carries. One funny episode when I took her, is when she stepped on a scale outside 7-eleven, tipping it a 44 Kgs. I swear you heaven. 4 of these surely were breasts! I didn't said anything as I was happy enough to be about to get a PSE for $50, and did not needed cheap humor on top of this fortune.

Then about her contradictory attitude, few days ago I called her about 7pm, she nicely invited me to join her at the BBQ restaurant. She was with one girl and one LB friend, anybody was friendly including cooking the various foods for me, etc. At the end I asked her outside for a talk about her desire of having a stable sponsor, so I brought up the issue of she not kissing, and which point she insisted in a slightly higher tone "not you!" - not something nice to hear despite whatever the language barrier.

So I paid my part of the bill, smiled and waved goodbye, returned to my apartment and cleaned it for my Isaan favorite coming back from Udon Thani that evening. Bought her flowers, gave her a lot of kisses and a sound buttfuck for welcome, we have been enjoying life here since then.

[Crazy4Thai]

When I'm done chasing around Sat night. Anywhere in Patong where I can watch the fight Sunday morning?

[Stazazz]

I am arriving in Patong in week or so but I will have the missus and kids in tow.

Whilst I have partaken in the massage girls services a few times before I have found they will only have straight sex.

What I really want is a good massage and maybe a facial or CIM. No sex.

I would feel to guilty having sex and it would worry me too much that I will catch something and pass it on to the wife.

Is it possible to get the massage girl to do this or are they just not into it?

I would of course be willing to pay more for this and I would prefer it from a massage girl (for some reason ).

Thanks

[New Old Guy]

i've now entered a routine where i try to conciliate "healthy" living with some nightlife and abundant sex.

got a new apartment, simple but well kept, for b. 9,000 a month. it comes with wired internet, working desk, cooking area, balcony and that's pretty much all what i need. motorbike rent is 3,500 monthly, since i really do not have to impress anybody i don't see the reason for spending more than that, and i'm left quite a bit of money for "discretionary spending", that will be using, among other things, for getting new clothes and accessories. looks are important in thailand for anything you do.

now for the girls, the same old story that every expat knows well is happening, as soon they find that i will not be calling everyday, and will not be "boyfriend", they become less interested and horny than at the beginning, so one has to get new ones every once in a while, that's ok!

despite common traits and "good lady" bullshit they all profess, each one has a different personality and sexual preferences (but all love to be fucked hard). so, i would still recommend them, in no particular order:

joy," old gal". this mother of two is over 40 but shows like 15 less. a petite with hourglass figure. no drinks, no smoke, no tattoos, good english and good manners. really a semi-pro despite having no job. tight pussy and decent oral skill but not a tiger in bed. more like a milf with some class to hang-out with. sings well too.

phupee "cute ass".34 yrs old, shows like 28. no kids. nice tight small frame with lovely butts and some b-size breast. i personally like her face but she could use some make-up classes. again, no addictions, patient and friendly but she's also straightforward and direct. she was helpful and understanding in a little incident i suffered, and that made her gain my honest esteem. very good sex with the possibility of anal. she partakes with mod, another petite a little less attractive, they are not cum shy and should not create any unpleasant situation. i plan to take them both for a very drunk party anytime soon.

ann "tooth-lisp" from bangkok, also 34, quite plain looks and body. has a 16 yrs daughter for which, accordingly to her, the european father sends 30,000 monthly for support. seems an enormity to me, but buddha only knows. loves to give and receive oral. i called her in emergency yesterday after the one mentioned flaked on me, she came about 12am for a couple hours or so, then goes to get drunk with friends at the "secret spot" by taipan, comes back 4am for more work. let her go just shy of 3 pm, she made a face when i asked to press my shirts, think is time for her to be be ranked down.

the new entrant, kumg "hot balloons". image a 27 yrs young relatively tall skinny girl with a very, very pretty face and pamela anderson sized boobs. isaan with a lovely complexion. you cannot take your eyes off her chest and so most people that see her. i couldn't believe she hadn't got a customer at the disco at 5am already! i could not tell if she has implants, and did not asked, i suspect it's all her own stuff. her big twins can be a great turn-on or even a distraction, they are everywhere all the time, it's like being the two of you and "them" for everything you do, sex included of course.
also confusing is her attitude, she is friendly, talkative and fun to be with, but then do not deep kiss. then she properly spit on your cock and gives such a great bbbj cim that makes you think wtf? also has a little spoiled princess attitude at times, she's very picky about sleeping well. interested in getting a "boyfriend" for 30k b. a month. i really don't know what to do with her now, of course she's still active on my shortlist.

finally, anulak "regular squeeze" from isaan, also 27 or so. she has _all_ the typical traits of a newly arrived girl. she's the one that gave me most passion and interest. she'[s sweet and trustful but not stupid at all. always shows up on time and apparently is not hardened yet like some of her "friends". i would say she's gf material, has a good, strong body and regular face with a flat nose. she can cowgirl for hours so i think i'll buy her hat and lasso. sometime she brings up the matter of money but not very effectively. probably mistake was to show me the cash that she moved from an account to a new one, lol. she's coming back today after a short vacation and i will give her my attention and money for a while, as she truly deserved it so far.

all these girls can be found at hollywood most nights. all are happy with 1,000 - for looooong time after they know you a little. exception,"hot balloons" for which i added 500 as mammary contribution. also sometime i like to surprise them giving a little more than agreed, at the beginning only. i never call it a tip, tips are for waiters, these are gifts for hard fucking ladies instead. sorry no pictures for now but that's in the plans. i will try to borrow a camera from some of the girls as i don't have one myself lol.

[Teamsatan]

The massage girl I had was one of the sweetest girls in phuket.

I got to know or gradually over a few trips over 6 months or so. At first she was reluctant to go with me but after much pac wan she gave in. (ha rent was due) I had to pay her boss 400b a day so she could have the days off.

Rode around the island seeing all the sights, beach walks etc etc.

4 days of the most passionate sex a man could want, she even had a hairy pussy! Just beautiful.

As I was leaving I asked if she would like a gift. All she asked for was.

4000b to help pay her rent.

Best money I ever spent.

[Lordberners]

I have never visited Phuket before, but will spend a week there soon. I prefer Soapies or, alternatively, 'sexy oil massage' type places (like Dream Teen Massage in Pattaya for example).

So far I couldn't find much in the forum about soapies, other than Cristin's in Patong, which wasn't highly recommended by the reporters. I understand there are a few more in Phuket town. Could anyone recommend any of these soapies, and also if there is a place similar to Dream Teen in Phuket?