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11-20-09 11:06 #1974
Posts: 145Thanks Fon Tok, and the 'barfine' is a good way to look at it.
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11-20-09 05:44 #1973
Posts: 1058What will you do with me?
Originally Posted by The Scout
Usually, (at the opportune moment of arousal), massage girls will always ask for the moon when they coo in your ear, "Do you want special?"
To get them to come down to earth, I just say, "How much?...Oh, too much!..I think I only want a massage." This will usually start things toward a realistic price. Unfortunately, there's often a fine line between negotiating a fair price, and killing the mood (i.e, a wilted willy). Likewise, there should be little expectation of a GFE in these places.
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11-19-09 21:20 #1972
Posts: 325Borat 69
Hi
Thanks for your report
I never pay the girl up front.
Did you give the girls fee to the bar if I was asked to do that then I would have walked.
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11-19-09 19:11 #1971
Posts: 372Originally Posted by Borat69
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11-19-09 15:43 #1970
Posts: 140Here's an update of some mongering / meeting girls over last couple of days since my last report. I've now had a bit more exposure to the pros and tourist girls so get a bit of a better vibe of what goes on.
I also post this as a warning as I've just had my first expensive lesson in Thailand.
So this report includes:
-Getting scammed by a ladyboy (!)
-Club girl freelancer from Isaan
-Massage girl on Beach Road
-Time wasted with Aussie/Russian tourists
Getting Scammed by Ladyboy
I never thought I'd see the day happen as I consider myself a pretty saavy mongerer. But it did. I suppose I could've just been a total fool, maybe due to a surge in testosterone, or just because I was rushing.
Anyway here's the story.
The other night I decided to go and explore Bangla to get some bangy bangy. My friend was a bit tired so I went out myself. Didn't see much talent but it was still a bit early, and I couldn't stay out late as I had an appointment the next morning at 8.
I was walking through one of the go go side lanes near Tiger when I saw what I thought was a particularly attractive girl dancing on stage. She looked like a girl to me anyway, at least compared to the 100s of other ladyboys around Bangla that to me were pretty obvious.
Anyway I walked up, asked the price, and I was told 1.5k for ST. I asked if she was 100% lady, she said yes. She had a female voice, and I checked for adam's apple, scars, dick, etc. None were to be found. The only giveaway should have been that while she was shorter than me, she was somewhat tall. But in the moment I figured there are girls who are tall too.
I was quoted Bar fine = 500, hotel = 600. If she was 100% lady that to me was doable as she really was the 'hottest thing' I saw up to that point.
So I said let's go. Paid the bar 2k. We walked to the hotel. It was only about 1 minute away. I must say during this time my instinct did kick in, mainly about the height. There was really no other clue I could pick up but my gut says something wasn't right and I should've walked.
OInstead I asked once more whether she is 100% lady and not a lady boy. She said yes she is not a ladyboy, 100% lady. I guess I was stupid to actually believe what some fag who would have his cock chopped off would say.
We get to the hotel, I paid 600b for the room. As soon as I got to the hotel room I noticed something weird. She/he ust stood there, waiting for me to make a move. It was in that moment that I realised something wasn't right.
She tried to offer me a BJ but I said let me see your pussy first. She hesitated. So I quickly asked again, are you a ladyboy. Now she/he looks at me and hesitates, and now she tells me 'I am 100% lady NOW'. I asked if she/he got a pussy. I can't even believe I was asking that shit. I wasn't going to go through with the little fucking lying katoey. Now she/he offers to blow me instead of fucking because she/he said surgery only took place 4 months ago so scars are healing.
I thought 'fuck... I can't fucking believe this'. By this point I've already forked out 2.6kB so immediately my thought was how I can get my money back.
So I told her/him to stop wasting my time. Called her/him out on the lie. I told her/him that the bar can keep the bar fine and just give me my 1.5k back.
But she/he refused. Said if I want my money back she/he will have to call 'dad' to come and I can ask. I was going to say yes as I assume 'dad' just meant manager. Well she/he said some shit about how 'dad' is a police officer and will want my passport. For one I didn't have my passport on me as I rented a motorbike, but why the fuck would I want to give some katoey's dad my fucking passport? What a joke. Secondly I figured if that call ever went through, I would probably be missing a leg right now.
Anyway in a moment of disgust, I just walked right out and shoved my hands in her/his face and said 'you just keep the money, i am leaving'. Maybe I could've got a fucking blow job out of it but you know what, I would not be able to live with the fact that I knowingly had a BJ from a ladyboy. I guess some people can, but it's just a personal thing I guess.
I walked out feeling stupid at getting fucked over this. But I think I would feel alot worse if I had gone through with it in any form, so there was definitely a sense of relief that I didn't. Still sucks to lose 2.6k B over it.
So I suppose this whole story is just to tell you to beware. Frankly I still can't believe this happened as I consider myself pretty cautious. I probably should have left sooner within 1 minute of going to the room, as maybe at least the hotel would have refunded part of my 600b. I should've also gone back to the bar, but part of me feared that I could end up getting physically assaulted as I hear this shit happens.
Issan freelance girl
At this point I was no longer really in the mood for poon-tang. So instead I started walking back as it was getting late and I didn't see much. But on my way I saw a rather attractive lady walking down the street. I stopped her and started speaking to her. Her name was On and she was on her way to Hollywood. Worked as a freelancer.
This girl was pretty petite and slightly dark, and I usually go for lighter skinned chicks but she had such a great little lithe body and great legs and I wanted to pop pretty badly, so I thought why not.
I asked her ST rate and she said it was 1.5k but it was only for 2 hours. I got 2 pops though. That worked well for me as I needed to get sleep soon anyway. So I agreed and we got on my bike and got back to the hotel.
Anyway it turned out fantastic. Great view pounding that ass, and she gave a slick BBBJ and 2 rounds I completed in under an hour. No CIM as she was a bit of a hygiene freak but I liked that. She didn't clock watch either and had a great time. Didn't really 'make up' for the incident with the lady boy, but certainly made me feel better!
Massage girl on Beach Road
The next evening I walked down beach road near Bangla (towards ClubLime, away from Banana). There were 2 massage shops on the left, with girls standing right outside. I saw one girl that was somewhat attractive so I asked the prices. They wanted 1k for HJ + 350 for 1 hour.
I managed to get this down to 750 all inclusive. The girl who I was speaking to tried to pawn me off but when I made it clear it's her or I walk, she said ok. She said something about managing 2 stores, so I guess there's a chance she's the front girl who usually lures customers in and pawns them off.
But as I walked into the massage place, I saw another girl coming down the stairs. She was even more attractive and I was drawn to her more, so I told the star girl to fuck off and went with this one instead.
What started as a shitty massage with her turned into a nice flip around and a pretty happy ending. She woudln't take off her kit but I just shoved my perverted hands down her panties and grabbed her ass and fondled her until I popped. It was actually very satisfying and I would repeat again .Gave me her number, but wants 2.5k for sex, even though I guess that's an LT price. I am not sure if I'd go with it though.
Aussie girls / Russian girls
Satisfied, we walked around Bangla again. We decided to sit at one of the few Aussie bars near MacDonalds to sit and watch the sights. Found a decent spot that served free BBQ food if you order a beer. The waitress there initially was so nice cutting our meat for us and all that I said hey let's give her a tip. But then a few minutes later she comes over and says 'will you buy me a drink?' That shit totally turned us off.
Sitting at the bar I spotted 2 gorgeous blonde girls walking down the street. One in particular caught my eye. So I told the waitress if you go over there and get her over here, you get a tip. She didn't, and instead she sticks a fork in our food and eats a piece of our sausage. She asked if we wanted the rest. We were disgusted and said no. So guess what, she takes our plate and gives it to the guy at the next table.
Shit like this, I can see how this whole place just tears into tourists who actually want to reward people, but with their expectations of getting alot in return for little from tourists, I am not surprised by some of the shocking attitudes I've seen from tourists in the first couple of days.
But a few minutes later the 2 pretty tourist girls started walking back. I get eye contact and smile, and the girl I'm interested in catches my eye contact and doesn't break, and smiles back with the most gorgeous smile I've seen since I've been here.
So I gesture them over. She walked past and gave me eye contact again and smiled. While they ordered drinks at the bar I spoke to them and they joined us. We ended up talking for ages, had alot of laughs, and a pretty good time. We ended up spending a good few hours with them bar hopping and conversation started to get a bit heated with lots of touching and fondling.
Unfortunately I don't think my mate was doing so well with the other. Just after mine gave me her number, and we started talking about her coming back to mine, her friend grabs her, and they leave.
So thinking how much time I've wasted now, we walked out of this bar and bumped into 2 Russian chicks we met a couple of days ago. They got excited and wanted us to go watch a 'fuck show' with them.
We didn't know any and instead had touts try to take us to a bunch of shitty clubs promising ping pong shows and all that shit. Some must have thought we were total dumbasses as tehy tried to get us to buy drinks and promised the show would begin.
If I didn't worry about getting stabbed in the face, I would've told them to go shove a ping pong up their own asses. I just walked as I needed another early night (due to diving). My friend stayed with the 2 russians and had made out with one but didn't get close to fucking. Sucks, but we still got a little yet to go, that if I keep up with it I suppose it's just a number's game...
I must say, here in Phuket the freebie scene is a bit more challenging. I do stick to the very pretty girls and I don't say this to brag but to point out that I think there are so many distractions. I don't look like a Ford model, and I'm competing with a large number of decent looking guys for the best hot foreign freebies. Unlike BKK/Pattaya where the guys are distracted by the large number of options, I think here it's a slight reversal.
Then I suppose I have only been trying on Bangla. Maybe in the day once I have a bit more time the beaches is where I should be doing the chatting up.
But frankly I'm getting tired of it and think I'm just going to focus on the diving aspect around here.
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11-19-09 11:37 #1969
Posts: 145Originally Posted by Fon Tok
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11-19-09 04:45 #1968
Posts: 1058Phuket: the great melting pot of international tourism
In the spirit of ISG discussion I thought I'd chime in regarding our friend Borat's report. I went to Phuket/Patong three times this year in the dry season and I'll add a bit here. Granted, I'm an old guy and not a hound dog monger, but I managed to have fun in Patong.
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11-19-09 00:08 #1967
Posts: 1058Going down...
Originally Posted by tim bone
i thought the diving there was ok, the water a little cloudy, but there were way too many people from multiple operators all diving in the same locations.
> pics from diving at koh ha in nov. 2008.
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11-18-09 19:35 #1966
Posts: 6Originally Posted by Tim Bone
As a beginner you should know that the current can be strong sometimes under water.
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11-18-09 17:10 #1965
Posts: 177Originally Posted by Borat69
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11-17-09 19:31 #1964
Posts: 145Originally Posted by Borat69
As for the money comparison, jetski rental in Patong seems to be about 1000 for 30 min, but in Jomtien it was 700 baht. Laundry prices I understand because it's touristy. But what the girls want is sometimes shocking because I think you hit it dead on by saying MQ.
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11-17-09 19:00 #1963
Posts: 372Borat69,
Can you reccomend a place in Patong Beach to rent a motor bike from?
One that is not trying to pull a scam on you?
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11-17-09 11:34 #1962
Posts: 140Cunningstunt that's useful info on jet ski rentals. Thanks.
I just signed up for diving course, paid around 15k baht for 3 day open water with Scuba Cat Divers. Also I know perhaps this topic isn't mongering related but I guess plenty of us in Phuket like me don't come here solely for mongering I would love to hear from other divers on recommendations for live a board trips. Thinking to do Similan for 3-4 days, and maybe around Krabi (Ko Lanta etc). I have a couple more weeks so want to make the most of it.
Originally Posted by JohnnyBraz
BKK girls 1.5k-2k HQ
Phuket girls 2.5k-3k MQ
BKK Laundry 30 baht / kg
Phuket Laundry 50 baht / kg
etc
I think exchange rates shoudl be reasonable though.
I'd love to know if there are ATMs that don't take 150baht every time you withdraw!!
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11-17-09 08:21 #1961
Posts: 372Nice report borat69.
What cambio rates are you getting in Patong Beach?
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11-17-09 07:34 #1960
Posts: 3003Originally Posted by borat69
you don’t mess with thai guys anywhere in thailand but this applies doubly so in phuket and pattaya, where obnoxious foreign behavior patterns have created a situation where many thai men are confrontational and quick to resort to physical violence against perceived slurs.
oh..and think twice (or examine the thing extra carefully) before renting a jet ski in phuket.