Phuket Reports

[DanTheMan]

Thats what I thought....

[SE Asia Joe]

Unique Sexperience in Phuket -REALLY???!!!
Normad 2020 - I really appreciate your vivid sense of imagination!

- What balls!! 4 brother in laws out screwing together! And so generous - a whole RM1,000 each for wifeys

- Baht 500 for a BJ from the naked caddie in a shed at my golf club - that's the tip that lots of us give for just caddying services!

- 3 shots from a Christin gal! 2.5 hours! Now let me get it clear -
a. Soapy Body Massage, CBJ, fuck, u came
b. Soapy Body Massage, Thai Massage, BBBJ, Fuck, She came, Doggie, Baby Oil, Arse Fuck, BBBJ and u came while deepthroating (Must be superior Quality Condoms able to withstand baby oil!)
c. Stroking, BBBJ, Fuck, BBBJ, CIM.

- By now Vany must really be in love with you! And oh, after coming 4 times that Saturday day - did you also do your husbandly duties with wifey that night?

Hmmmm... what is that lump in my cheek?

SE Asia Joe

[ThaiLearner]

Hi There

I will be in Thailand from 24/9/06 until 8/10/06.

I am interested in going to Phuket,

Could anyone recommend a resort

a hotel close to the Beach and the action (cheap & cheerful ok )

Where to hangout at bars & GoGos etc.

Also what the weather is like that time of year e.g rain

Thanks

[Normad2020]

From 10 - 15 May 2006, I was at Phuket attending my family annual gathering. Mt first time in Phuket. The first 4 days were occupied with golf and shopping. My HM was sticking to me like glue and could not get away to enjoy the "flesh market" The worst of the matter was that on 12 May 2006, all entertainment spots were closed as it was Wesak Day and no hanky-panky was allowed).

That evening (12 May) I decided to call a meeting with the other husbands of my wife sisters and we decided that enough was enough. We needed to get away to do our men thing. So we suggested to our mutual parent-in-law and other uncles & aunties that since the weekend was approaching, they should spend the day at Phuket town (shopping) while the 4 guys played golf at Laguna Golf Club. My wife and her sisters were die-hard shoppers and immediately jumped at the suggestion (especially when we offered to give each of them RM1000 cash to spend - respective wife by respective husband).

Next morning(Saturday), they set-off to Phuket town (we were staying at Club Andaman Beach Resort)and we set-off for our golf game at Laguna. Had a good game that morning (won some money) and got a bit friendly with my caddy (named Oi, aged 28yo but small body frame). After the game, I asked her for some service and she led me to a shed at the far end of the club. Once in the shed, she took off her uniform and began to give me a bbbj. After a while, I put on a condom and slammed her hard doggie style until she was really wet. Turned her over and raised her legs with her knees resting on her shoulder and pumped her like there was no tomorrow. After about 4-5 minutes of hard drilling, I shot a big load. Got dressed and paid her 500 baht. Left the shed and went to take my shower at the club.

After shower, we proceeded back to the hotel. Dropped the golf bags and took a hotel taxi to Christin. WOW....talked about a *****house!!!!! It was located right in the middle of Patong town (I think) and it was hugh and bright pink/ purple (can't distinguished as I am very poor with color). Proceeded inside and took the stairs to 1st floor. Was greeted by an OKT who explained the system where the girls are grouped by 1800, 2000 & 2200 baht catagory.

My 3 other brothers-in-law decided to go for the 2200 baht category. They made their choices, paid and went upstairs. I decided to take my time and spoke to the OKT. Asked for his advise and he recommended No 15 (from the 1800 baht catagory). I went to the stage where they sat and look at No 15. She smiled at me and I like her sincere smile. Agreed and paid.

In the room she told me her name was Vany and she came from Chengmai. She had a solid body (5'4", 35C, 26yo and very fair). She spoke very good English as she attended English classes every day for 2 hours (on her own expense). We chit-chat a while while waiting for the tub to fill up. She then took off her uniform and assisted me to take off mine. Once naked, she asked me to lay down on a rubber mattress.

She began to put soapy water on my body and hers and began to use her body to massage mine. WOW..what a sexperience having a naked female body rubbed against yours. While doing so, she continue chatting to me and was behaving in a very girlfriend manner. She then turned me around and body massage the front. Her pussy (very little hair) was rubbing my shaft and he stood at attention. Without wasting any time, she gave me a condom bj (I did not know when the raincoat was placed on my shaft). The bj lasted for few minutes and with a small twist, my shaft was buried deep inside her c**t. She top-rode hard and fast and after a few minutes I cannot help it but unloaded. She then clean me up and showered off the soap from my body and hers. We then proceeded into the tub and there she gave me another body massage with her superb body.

After we had dried-off, we proceeded to the bed and she gave me a good traditional Thai massage.While massaging my back she continued to talk to me in English and there was no rush. Sensing that I was again aroused, She turned me over and began to give me a bbbj. The bbbj was incredible, slow with plenty of deep-throat. I wanted very much to shag her and so asked her to put on a condom. I asked her to top-ride me and once my shaft was inside her, I sat up and went lotus position. She began to move with my thrust and after about 4-5 minutes she began to moan and her grinding movement became faster. Her moaning grew louder and without warning, she let out a loud cry and I realised that she had climaxed. She held me tight and her breathing was very fast. After a while she turned to me with dreamy eyes and a satisfying smile and said that I was very naughty as I had defeated her by making her climaxed. She said that she had not had a customer who could make her climaxed in a long time ( bluffing or not it sure sounded good ) To confirm I put my finger on her c**t and noted that there was a lot of juice

I turned her around and entered her doggie. I pumped her very hard and after a while I told her I wanted to f**k her in the arse. She agreed and took a bottle of baby oil and applied it to her arsehole. I began to massage her arsehole to loosen the entry point. Once I felt that it was loose enough, I proceeded to enter her. At first it was difficult but after some more massaging, I managed to enter about halfway (my shaft) before she told me that she was in pain. I stopped and slowly began my thrusting motion. Sensing that she was comfortable, I thrusted my whole shaft into her arsehold and pumped her hard. I pumped until I was tired and told her to give me a bbbj until I climaxed. She obliged, took off the condom, wipe my shaft with a warm cloth, and proceeded to deep-throat me and after a while I unloaded into her mouth.

We were both exhausted and she told me to rest a while. I said that I only booked her for one session (1.5 hrs) and we have already used up most of that time. She said with dreamy eyes that it does not matter as it was her choice. We rested for about half hour and all the time I was stroking her beautiful and smooth body. I was playing with her firm breast and delicious pussy. After about half hour, her hand began to stroke my shaft and to my amazament, it stood up at attention. She giggled and said the naughty boy needed to be taught a lesson

She began to give me another bbbj. Again without my knowledge, a condom was placed on my shaft and she mounted me. We went for another session of hard-banging until I was really tired and she switched to bbbj until I climaxed. Once again my sperm were all drank by her. I finally left her after about 2.5 hours to the displeasure of my other brothers-in-law...hehehehe

Brother, after the soapy massage sexperience I had at Christin with No15 (Vany), nothing can top that. If brothers do happen to be in Phuket, go to Christin and try it for yourself. I am not advertising for Christin but I am sharing this information for all brothers of common interest. If Christin is not to your liking I was told there is another at Phuket town called Grand Plaza or something which is reputed to have younger girls. Cheers.

[Phantomtiger2]

[QUOTE=Sixtynine]Was in Phuket town the past couple of days, Picked the best of the worst there but had rushed session. Rule of thumb, don't pick the girl sitting by herself with her arms crossed. Pick one of the ones smiling and playing cards in the back.

QUOTE]



Another rule to follow:
Do not pick a gal chewing bubble gum as I find they are generally more arrogant . You may think the chewing gum will improve mouth muscles for good BJ--WRONG---the gum is in the mouth for the sole purpose of not having to stick anything else in there.
IMO

PT

[DanTheMan]

thers actually 2 MP next to Burasari. One each side of the Resort. The one I recommend is the one closest to beach rd. Next door to the INdian resturant. The rooms up satirs are the ol' hospital style curtains.

You can still get away with a bit up there!

[Sixtynine]

Was in Phuket town the past couple of days, there is nothing going on there. Few foreigners and Thai women had standoff approach there. Ended up in huge rainstorm in Soi Sipet stuck there for almost 2 hours. Picked the best of the worst there but had rushed session. Rule of thumb, don't pick the girl sitting by herself with her arms crossed. Pick one of the ones smiling and playing cards in the back.

Went with friend who did not believe me there were girls in Phuket for 400 ST. All in all, that's about what it was worth. People were friendly in food places and was a relief from Patong prices but not a mongering place. Outdoor beer gardens were fun until it got rained out at Fever Corner and Sure.

Will have to check out the MP you mention as I have passed by that street a few times. It is right above some pharmacy and mini mart which is why I did not understand where the girls take you. It is probably the closest MP to the water. Would check out rooms first as want more privacy then the little curtains most have partioning off. Most of the MPs I saw and think would be more competitive would be behind the Royal Palm. Had great smoking session there with some girl named Long. Told me to tell her before when I was going to cum. Ooops, sorry, toooooo laaate.

[DanTheMan]

Where's everyone? I got bored and decided to see Goy. Nice and slim, only about 4'10" and looks like she's 14. Had on some fake diamond stickers to the right of her eye.

Dan, you would be happy that I inconvenienced her enough to get her off stage and come say hello. Got all pissy as she thought I invited her over for a drink. Has a Liv Tyler type mouth but with dumb grin, limited english and would repeat evyerthing I said. Because of Sharkey's location and school girl uniforms, got impression more girls are used to being invited out of bar and think they can get what they want.

When asked why I asked for her, simply told her to know which girl to stay away from.

Cheers fellow punter

Sixtynine, you are a fucking legend my friend........I owe you one!!!! When I read this I laughed my guts out!!! Good on ya!!! Pathetic sluts like Goy, let the whole system down. When I think of that stupid grin, it still drives me nuts.

I had some of the worsts roots in my life in Phuket. I should've stuck to rooting Ladyboys! At least they aim to please......and they are better looking.
I think you are better off going to the massage centres in Phuket and getting HJ's and maybe the odd root from one of the girls. They are 1000 times more friendlier, and a hell of alot more worth the money. If you are interested in a good massage centre, theres one next door to the Burasari resort in Soi Holiday Inn. As you turn left off Beach Rd, its about 20m on your right, and ask for Dee. Tell her you are a mate of Dan from Australia. (hopefully she'll remember me). She is great at what she does, and possess a terrific personality!

Next time I'll stick to Pattaya. Better girls, and in my opinion, beach is less crowded, and alot more laid back.

[FKKguide]

anyone knows where to find and screw white (western) milf type ladies in patong area?

Cruise the beaches and hotel pools! Plenty of Aryan MILFs around. But now it's low season. Try the summer school vacation season, when a lot of Euro teachers and single moms will show up. Swinging couples too.

[Lovalova]

anyone knows where to find and screw white (western) milf type ladies in patong area?

[Sixtynine]

Worst experience ever

Avoid Goy like the plague. She wears a white, 60's style cap if you are ever mongering around Bangala Rd.

Likke I said..............Worst episode ever!

Where's everyone? I got bored and decided to see Goy. Nice and slim, only about 4'10" and looks like she's 14. Had on some fake diamond stickers to the right of her eye.

Dan, you would be happy that I inconvenienced her enough to get her off stage and come say hello. Got all pissy as she thought I invited her over for a drink. Has a Liv Tyler type mouth but with dumb grin, limited english and would repeat evyerthing I said. Because of Sharkey's location and school girl uniforms, got impression more girls are used to being invited out of bar and think they can get what they want.

When asked why I asked for her, simply told her to know which girl to stay away from.

Cheers fellow punter

[Sixtynine]

Just arrived this weekend for Thai holiday. Took a nice bath and a nap, and ready to go play. Unfortuantely, it appears I arrived on the only day thai bars close. Being Buddha holiday everything was closed and street only had some katooey. I've been sitting on a plane with a hard on for 20 hours for this? I could not even buy beer? What a lousy way to start.

Next night, tried hard to stay awake but jet lag killed me. By 6pm I was dead but determined to get some action. Visited Christins MP. Had 3 different prices 1800-2200-2500. Spoke some Thai managed to finaggle rate down, but probably still high at 2000, although got nicer girl. Sex was good but MP girls disappoint me in terms of affection compared to BG. Plus I had trouble going second round as took forever to finish.

Now will try and get on schedule to better monger my way while on holiday.

[Lovesnihon]

You're so right Rabast!

They were such idiots last year that they are trying to turn in into a family playground now, what a joke. Now a joiner fee ? To what ? Fix the burn holes in the bed linens? Give me a break!

Used to be the best hotel on Patong Beach.

Check out the Baan Laimai instead.

LN

[Rabagast]

I was booked too stay at the Tara Patong Beach Hotel. I have stayed there several times before and recommended to friends and business associates. The hotel has a new management and the service, attitude and friendliness is totally changed. I had booked a Super Deluxe room for two guests (2950 THB a night)
During Check in they ask me how many persons are staying and I told them 2 guests. Then the front desk girl tells me that if I want to bring inn guest for the night it’s a additional charge of ONE THOUSAND BAHT!!!!!
They have also closed the hotel entrance close to the beach after 11 o’clock in the evening; you have to walk around the block. The guards were rude, impolite and did not speak a single word English.

SO MY RECOMENDETION: DONT STAY AT THIS HOTEL

[Crazier]

After dinner, we made a beeline for Fantasia, a nightclub with karaoke. There were about 30-40 girls available, and we each selected one to take back for the entire night. Cost about Baht 4,000 per girl for the whole night.

We went back to our hotel, and decided to relax at the Lobby Lounge, while waiting for the girls. To our surprise, we found out that the club at the basement had some of the best looking girls we had ever come acros in Phuket, and they were available for take-out to our hotel rooms as well. Jeez ... we had been wasting our time cruising around looking for action at mediocre places!

As were all worn-out, we stayed in the karaoke rooms; the girl I picked was from the bar, and very comely, with REAL upthrust breasts ... I checked. She's 21 years old, and had a body that was packed tight!! I was drooling over her breasts all night, and wished that she was available for take-out.

1) The price in Fantasia for LT till 7am is 2800 Thai Bahts and not 4,000. Perhaps, the person who brought you made some commissions.

Fantasia's line-up is at best mediocre with many girls over 25 and above and at times they have nearly 120 ladies with about 10% who are up to grade. Then, some of the older girls have great attitude.

2) Pink Chamois in the basement of the Metropole hotel has been the top take out joint in town for a long time.

However, the lineup of take-out ladies is ever changing with ladies coming and going and sometimes, its very good while other times, it's poor.

For the ladies behind the bar, some are cute and all are young. You can get them into bed but they are more comfortable with members and regulars and there is some "courtship" involved in getting them into bed. A few drinks offerred helps in warming them up.