Phuket Reports

[Panya]

I have been to Phuket about 4 times in the past 1 1/2 years, twice with my family during which there wasn't any opportunity to look for any action.

On the other 2 times, it was with a mongering group from Bangkok, and I must say that we had a real grand time. Of course, being an island where the main attraction is the sun and beach, it cannot compare with Bangkok -- no way!

However, I just came back last night from a golf/monger trip, and here's the report.

DAY 1 : Arrived in the morning from Bangkok, and proceeded straight to Phuket Country Club for one round. It was an absolute disaster as we were totally rained out after just 4 holes. After waiting for quite a bit, the rain seemed to dissipate, so we continued to play, and again it rained cats and dogs. We finally gave up; anybody ever hear the Thai saying that 'never trust the weather and the women in Phuket'?

We left the club and proceeded to check-in at the Metropole Hotel in downtown Phuket, and as everybody was feeling soddend and weary from the rain, we decided to have a traditional massage. Found that the one at the hotel was fully booked, so proceeded to the Royal Thavorn. I decided to choose a younger lady, and regretted it, as her technique was really [CodeWord140] poor, more like using her fingers to poke me, as compared to the firm, continuous pressure of traditional massage. I was in more pain at the end of the session than before I went in!

We came out from the massage feeling hungry, and had dinner at the Laem Hin, which was okay, except that somehow it has become infested with mosquitoes!

After dinner, we made a beeline for Fantasia, a nightclub with karaoke. There were about 30-40 girls available, and we each selected one to take back for the entire night. Cost about Baht 4,000 per girl for the whole night.

My girl was a slim, petite 5ft 2in, about 7/10 in terms of looks. She came with 36-B and I was surprised to learn that she's already 30 years old -- maybe because of her petiteness, she looked about 24 years old to me.

We started with a shower, and brushed our teeth. I was chagrined to smell that she had bad breath, even after brushing her teeth!! I suspect that she has a decaying cavity, and in the process of brushing, worked it up, and hence the odour.

Anyway, it was a pretty good session, as she was all wet after I diddled her clitoris with my finger. I mounted in the missionary, and was delighted that she was still quite tight. Shot my load, and we fell asleep. I woke up in the early morning due to a stomach ache and sat for almost 1 hour on the john. Contemplated having another round with her, but just couldn't forget the bad breath, so decided to pass.

DAY 2 : Woke up and headed for another round of golf at the same club; again, it rained like cats and dogs, but the rest of my friends insisted that we had to complete 18 holes no matter what it took. So, you can just imagine the torture of being soaking wet, etc. etc.

Went looking for traditional massage after the game, and again ended up at the Royal Thavorn. This time I selected oil massage, and with the lights dimmed so low, and the gentle, soft hands of the ML, I was in the mood.

Paid her Baht 1,000 for a FJ as she was more than 30 years old. While pumping away, I asked for anal, and said that I will give her an additional 500 baht -- she agreed, but unfortunately, I could not really get the entire shaft in, since she kept moving away. Finally, decided to just stick with the pussy, and finished off there.

Went for dinner up the hill at Tun-ka Restaurant, serving Thai food, and it was simply DELICIOUS!!

After that, we headed for Rome Place Hotel, and checked out the girls on the 4th Floor. There were about 10 girls available, all no older than 23 years. Picked a 19-year old looker, and made an appointment for them to meet us at our hotel at 10.30pm.

We went back to our hotel, and decided to relax at the Lobby Lounge, while waiting for the girls. To our surprise, we found out that the club at the basement had some of the best looking girls we had ever come acros in Phuket, and they were available for take-out to our hotel rooms as well. Jeez ... we had been wasting our time cruising around looking for action at mediocre places! Even though my 19-year old from Rome Place was quite a beauty, she was the only pretty one there, whereas this place was crawling with beauties.

The name of the club is Chamois (I think) and they have 2 types of girls; one available for take-out, and another set just sitting behind the bar chatting to customers, no take-out. You can take the latter to the karaoke rooms as well, and the charge would be about 250 baht per hour (drinks additional).

Well, the girls from Rome Place showed up, and I had a pretty good session. She's about 5ft 5 in, with a slim body, and long legs. The entire package looked like a model, as she's a real looker. The only drawback was that she'd had a boob job, although it looked real good -- you know, it didn't look artifically out of proportion.

It was a tremendously short 30 minutes session, as it was all business with this girl -- much like the sessions in Malaysia at the HCs.

After finishing, all of us agreed to head down to the Pink Lady for some fun. As were all worn-out, we stayed in the karaoke rooms; the girl I picked was from the bar, and very comely, with REAL upthrust breasts ... I checked. She's 21 years old, and had a body that was packed tight!! I was drooling over her breasts all night, and wished that she was available for take-out.

DAY 3 : Left Phuket to return to Kuala Lumpur.

Yes, the rates for hotels in Phuket can be unreasonably high; I read in a brochure that the rainy season is from May-October, and that from 1st of May, the hotels revise their prices DOWN due to the rainy season. With the amount of rain we were experiencing, I can imagine that it's really no fun if you're there for golf or hanging out by the beach.

In terms of comparing Patong with the area we were hanging out in, I think it's not so crowded as Patong, and less of a tourist rich area; in a sense, seemed more altruistic in terms of a Thai experience. But, different strokes for different folks, I guess.

I was about to give up on Phuket as a monger destination, but the club at the Metropole Hotel really makes me want to return. One of my friends picked a real 20-year old beauty whom I hope to marry in my next life!

Best.
Panya

[Phantomtiger2]

Dear all,

here are some GOLDEN WORDS that i would like to say after my recent trip last month from thailand, if mongering is your motive, do not go to Phuket, it is a huge waste in that respect, if a holiday for the family is the idea, then it may well be the best portion of thailand for that , however mongering here is a waste, nothing compared to bangkok.

take care

Although not entirely true, its close.
The advise here is Phuket is for those seeking all of the following: sightseeing, beaches , isle hopping, and mongering( at nite when all else closes)
but if mongering is ALL you have in mind then perhaps Phuket is not the best option, as its also not the cheapest place for this.

PT

[Boy Toy]

Dear all,

here are some GOLDEN WORDS that i would like to say after my recent trip last month from thailand, if mongering is your motive, do not go to Phuket, it is a huge waste in that respect, if a holiday for the family is the idea, then it may well be the best portion of thailand for that , however mongering here is a waste, nothing compared to bangkok.

take care

[Hah Baht]

[QUOTE=Lovalova]Dear all,


Have never been to phuket before. Planning a trip soon. Can you all recommend the best location hotel in Patong area (right in the middle of everything where the action is) and the hotel can be 3-4 star clean and have al


I think the best location is somewhere on Soi Sansabai. Am am now staying at Summer Breeze Hotel, my favorite. Very clean with good food and great staff. Girl friendly.

[FKKguide]

Yes, but those families are all chavs, plebs and retards.

They should be culled.

Hey, mongers have no monopoly on LOS. Families need holidays too and Phuket with it's great beaches and jungles is a natural. These fams in Bangla Rd must have been Dutch or German, prostitution is part of the scenery there and no big deal. Thomas Cook has tours of the Amsterdam RLD for families.

I've seen Euro families with kids in the middle of the night in beer bars on 2nd Rd at Soi 2 in Pattaya. No illegal as long as they don't smoke or drink alc.

I remember cruising the RLD in Cologne with my pubescent school buddies for laughs and cheap kicks. Better than beating up old folks and snatching purses. Or doing drugs.

[Coma Boy]

I was in Patong last month and was very surprized to see a lot of families with children walking around.

Yes, but those families are all chavs, plebs and retards.

They should be culled.

[NoCBJ4Me]

Coma,

I was in Patong last month and was very surprized to see a lot of families with children walking around. Patong was crouded with them. I even saw them walking Bangla Road at night with their kids past all the bars. I would never bring young kids to that area. This time last year, no one was there and the rates were half that of this year due to the Tsunami. I think they must be marketing heavily to tourists with children.

Lovalova,

Check out this link to a map of Patong. A lot of hotels are shown on it. Bangla Road is where 90% of the action is. Pick a hotel based on the location and do a search in the forum to find out if it meets your needs. I suggest you ask the hotel directly if they charge joiner fee's. This info may also be in the forum, so use the search function. Some in the forum may just answer your questions with RTFF (Read The Fuck'n Forum). The questions you ask probably have been asked / answered in the forum already. Use the search function, it will save you the time waiting for someone to answer a question.

http://thaiwaysmagazine.com/phuket_m...ap_patong.html

MILF's are everywhere. There are lots of bar girls that have a kids back home. Why MILF's? You have a thing for flabby stomaches and stretch marks? :=)

nocbj4me

[Coma Boy]

Lovalova - if you're with a family then stay as far away from Patong as possible.

It's the shittest part of the island. Good for girls but nothing else.

[Lovalova]

Dear all,

Have never been to phuket before. Planning a trip soon. Can you all recommend the best location hotel in Patong area (right in the middle of everything where the action is) and the hotel can be 3-4 star clean and have all basic amenities for family stay etc. Not looking for backpackers hotel la.

Also where do you recommend for great sex sessions with great MILF type ladies?

[NoCBJ4Me]

Magyo,

Just look through the past reports to book a hotel that is GF in your price range. Then, when you get there, you can go to a beer bar, pick up a hot BG and keep her LT. You'll then get your morning "Mike Check".

Depending on the hotel you stay at, sometimes an entrepreneurial bellboy will ask if you want a girl? If you are so inclined, you can tell him what you want, and he will send a girl to your room.

It's best to do your own hunt. Patong has plenty of BG's in the Bangla road area.

Hotel staff probably won't risk losing a good job to suck you off for a few baht. Don't assume that any Thai woman will fuck you for money because they are poor. This way of thinking will get you in trouble.

nocbj4me

I'm traveling out to Patong Beach on May 2nd.

Not booked a hotel yet.

Anyone know any hotels with nice female staff who accomodate in the mornings: P be a nice wake up call get a BJ off the cleaner, LOL

[Phantomtiger2]

As someone that frequents Thailanbd many times, I would not even think of taking a shot at cleaning staff. The vast majority of these girls are are not for sale at any price. I think one of the big reasons some Thai people dislike farangs is they think any girl is for sale. Why would you risk shaming innocent girl when there are so many out there that would be more than hppy to please you? Please show some respect to hard working young ladies that have morals, after all, would you think of doing this in your country?

Not only that but its often against the hotel rules for employees to sleep or have sex with guest of the hotel. This will only result in getting them fired.

PT

[Hah Baht]

I'm traveling out to Patong Beach on May 2nd.

Not booked a hotel yet.

Anyone know any hotels with nice female staff who accomodate in the mornings: P be a nice wake up call get a BJ off the cleaner, LOL

As someone that frequents Thailanbd many times, I would not even think of taking a shot at cleaning staff. The vast majority of these girls are are not for sale at any price. I think one of the big reasons some Thai people dislike farangs is they think any girl is for sale. Why would you risk shaming innocent girl when there are so many out there that would be more than hppy to please you? Please show some respect to hard working young ladies that have morals, after all, would you think of doing this in your country?

[SE Asia Joe]

[QUOTE=Lovesnihon]

If anyone can give me links to apartment hotels (that are along the lines of the Royal President in BKK), PM me. And thanks.

This is the rental service I used in Phuket - good quality apartments and of course no joiner fees etc!!

http://www.phuketvillarentals.com/apartment.html

SE Asia Joe

[Lovesnihon]

Hey Mongers,

Was reading that the Thara Patong suddenly has a joiner fee. Before I go into my story, the Baan Laimaai does not have a joiner fee. Negotiate up front and you'll have no problem. At least in October of '05, it was fine. Staff is great there...

Regarding the Thara, I had stayed there for most of the past decade, and have never had a problem with joiners at any time. Been there at least 10 times. I have had a variety of other problems, like an air conditioner that DIED in the middle of a heat wave, a few burn holes in the old section on a bedsheet, but everything else was great. Loved the staff, and the management always gave us 4 nights for the price of 3. Until my last trip.

I found it amazing that the Thara first tried to charge me 3400b a night for the room WITHOUT having company join me. I asked to speak to the manager and it just got worse. When I arrived there, they had the exact same rooms for 1400b a night through a travel agent, but I only found that out AFTER I had booked somewhere else. The reservation manager is a complete asswipe.

As I walked along Thaweewong Road and Soi Bangala area, I realized all of the hotels averaged about 1400-1900b a night with no joiner. Some (including the hotel right next to the brutally overpriced and horrible Savoy restaurant--do the market instead) was giving two nights for the price of one.

It was beyond stupid.

If anyone can give me links to apartment hotels (that are along the lines of the Royal President in BKK), PM me. And thanks.

I agree with the various posts on here that Patong Beach has indeed changed and the prices are way higher than they were pre-Tsunami. I found the bars to be very lean, the Banana Disco to be rockin' non stop and I'd be really interested to hear what the latest and the greatest is..

And go to the Gonzo bar for me and buy a malibu for the most stunning BG of them all. The Cambodian goddess.

Good luck LN

[Magyo]

I'm traveling out to Patong Beach on May 2nd.

Not booked a hotel yet.

Anyone know any hotels with nice female staff who accomodate in the mornings: P be a nice wake up call get a BJ off the cleaner, LOL