Phuket Reports

[Divine Baal]

Darn. Should have edited the previous post but it's not here until 24 hrs later.

Novotel will charge you 1500 baht for a "guest". They have 24hrs security. (last I heard and that was may 2004).

Sheraton - no info yet.

[Divine Baal]

Buffy,

There is plenty of hotels that won't like any nightly visitors. There is some ways to do a work around.

Those hotels that are GF friendly will charge you a minor amount as fee, they log the girl and gets her ID. That is for YOUR security! Never go up without register the lady. If anything happens and you get ripped off, better to know the thief then not!

Just bring the girl to the hotel and let the guard take down her info and then everything is free. When I stayed at Sea Sand Sun the fee was 150 baht. At Duangjitt they wanted 1500 baht for letting a non-guest "use the pool".

Just remember, the classier the hotel, the more negative they feel about guests having visitors!

But you can always book a double room and say that your missus will arrive later. Then the hotel has no case if you get a GF to your room. Just say she is the one you waited for.

[Privateguy88]

I am not 100% sure but i think all you have to do is register the girl at the front desk. This is part of the security measures to protect people in the hotel. The last thing the hotel needs are hookers wandering the halls looking for customers.

All the girl does is give them her ID card and signs a sheet when she arrives and picks it up when they leave.

A few years ago, when I checked in at the hotel at 2am with my wife (darn it!) a western guy was brining in a girl and the front desk had metal box they put her ID card into. There were a bunch of other ID cards in the box. In the room there was a memo from the hotel management saying to register all "joiners" at the front desk. This was the Ipanema Cabana Hotel on Patong Beach.

[Jimmy Red Cab]

BuffyRules,

Many of the hotels in Phuket are NOT girl friendly, I stayed at the Baan Thai hotel in June and they charged 500 baht joiner fee and the place was crawling with security 24/7, no chance of smuggling a girl in.

[Applecoc]

Howdy.

Can anyone give some info on snorkeling this time of year, maybe closer to September? I realize Monsoon season, in the Andaman sea side, lasts untill late October. So I was wondering someone knows if there are any realitively safe areas to snorkel on this side of the map?

Thanks for any info.

Ciao,

APL

[BuffyRules]

Hi,

In Phuket, are all the hotels GF friendly? Am thinking of staying at the Sheraton or Novotel.

How do you bring a girl back? Does security stop you?

Any tips would be welcome.

Buffy Rules

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[Jimmy Red Cab]

Adjarn,

You must be the original Cheap Charlie, I visited Bangla Rd in June and was more than happy to pay 1000 baht LT for a little cutie AND I gave her 300 baht tip. You are so mean you should hang your head in shame, these girls are struggling to get a living.

[Alistair]

I activated a One-2-call sim card and when I ask for the balance check it says that the expiry date is no more than three months from now, meaning that if I do not recharge it before September I will have to activate a new number. Isn’t that a bit harsh?

I suppose it’s not designed for mongering or tourism purposes, a person who can get to and from Thailand every three months is not a common tourist anymore, is he? Or he is indeed a lucky tourist.

Is there a more reasonable way to get a Thai number and (possibly) keep it a bit longer? What do you use? It gets very useful when it comes to staying in touch with ladies you have done business with and you might want to see again.

i.e.: the last day I was in Phuket the only plane I found to BKK for the day after to catch my coincidence was at 7am, so I had to leave the hotel at 5am, instead of “panicking” I just called two sisters I had fucked some days before who were glad to have a short time amazing threesome.

I will happily disclose their mobile number to those interested or with some kind of “emergency”, they are very cute, very good English and 20 and 24 of age.

[JakeTheSnake]

I got here a couple days ago after a week in Koh Samui. I'm staying at Baan Patong Guesthouse - paying 400 baht a night. The place has got AC, minibar, private bath and is only one street block north of Bangla road. The best thing is the management are very low key about bringing guests in for the night. Chanathip Guesthouse is across the street from BPG and offers similar accomodations/prices.

The beer bars are loaded with girls sitting on their buts all night. Many good lookers available for decent prices. I think Phuket is alot better than Koh Samui in regards to mongering. More selection bigger scene and better beach than Chaweng Beach in Koh Samui. Pattaya is still the king though.

I went to see a sex show at a gogo on Soi Seadragon. Paid 200baht for a heineken and watched a dancer finagle a raw egg out of her coochie and into a glass. Then she popped out 2 ping pong balls.. Kinda boring if you ask me.

Many european chicks her going topless at the beach. I saw a couple today with huge knockers.

Generic viagra from India available in pharmacies her for half the price of V.

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[Rhino Tusk]

Run To Daylight: A Stroll Down Soi Gonzo

Walking down Soi Bangla last night, I look up and see a sign that says: "Soi Gonzo". Soi Gonzo? Well, I happen to be a big fan of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, the only man ever to have rode with both the Hell's Angels and Richard M. Nixon. I thoroughly enjoyed his "Fear and Loathing..." books, and share his passion for American football and Wild Turkey Kentucky Bourbon. This is certainly worth checking out.

I stand at the top, and survey the playing field. A row of bars line each side, must be stacked twenty deep. Little boxes, and they all look just the same. And they're all made of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same. Reminds me of the new luxury boxes at Lambeau.

I proceed along the right side, since 80% of the plays are designed to go that way. The gridiron echoes with calls of "Hellooooooooooooo....Welcoooooooooooooome..........Where you goooooooooo?" How I love the sounds of battle. Each bar seems to have at least 10-12 girls, but only one or two customers, if that. The resistance is quite formidable.

There seem to be three distinct types of position players on the defense. Sideliners sit quietly, some watching TV, others looking bored and wanting no part of the action. The sideliners have already surrendered and offer little impedance in my quest.

The second type of defender are the linebackers, who will stand right in front of you, just daring you to run them over. Linebackers exhibit extraordinary lateral movement. Move right or left, they will quickly compensate. However, I've developed a very effective technique for linebackers: A small step to the right, just to get them leaning that way, then a quick pivot and 360 degree spin move to the left. Works every time. Fakes those linebackers right out of their.......jocks?

The third, and most difficult type of defender, are the arm tacklers. If you're well hung, you can try to stiff arm them. Otherwise, if two arm tacklers form a tandem, you could be caught in the dreaded "Tug-of-War" which threatens to split you at the seams. Sometimes the arm tacklers will probe below the waist for a fumble, ensuring the balls are secure.

I've made the rounds and can see Soi Bangla again, the light at the end of the tunnel. But, what's this? The troops are amassing for a final goal line stand. I lower my shoulder, bend my legs slightly for better balance, and plunge into the line of scrimmage. Defenders wrap themselves around me, but I shake them off with superior upper body strength. Fortunately, no one has taught these girls to GO FOR THE KNEES! I'm there: Touchdown!!! I'm very fortunate for learning American football, those soccer players will be there all night.

After the game, I went out and got laid.

[Adjarn]

No one should EVER pay more than $1000bt LT at ANY of the open air bars or bars along Bangla. If you do you're a sucker, and a fucker for helping to raise all of the prices.

Go-go's do charge more, but NEVER pay what they quote you either. Negotiate

Low season can be totally awesome! It's a buyer's market for sure.

Adjarn

[Primo Bolan]

Phuket town have some nice "places".

[Jimmy Red Cab]

I was in Phuket last week and things are pretty quiet, even cuties are ony asking 1000 baht LT, one even said she would stay until next afternoon. Made the mistake of staying at The Baan Thai Beach Resort, nice hotel but 500 baht joiner fee, crawling with security guards. Weather wet at the moment, seems to be well into rainy season.

[White Shark]

Hi guys,

I will be back in Patong from the 26th June. Anyone would like to join me in same mongering missions or just for some beers please PM
take care

WS

[Firedick]

Adjarn,

I wouldn't disagree at all. Dealing with the girls face to face would be cheaper. But for a whole "stable" of girls, I'd like to keep it simple, maybe deal with one club or one mamasan.


BTW, I am NO Phuket expert. Just got back from a trip, but before that, it had been a few years.


John Siron,

Soi Sea Dragon is off Bangla. Walk away from the beach and it's on your left.

FD