Phuket Reports

[Adjarn]

To answer some questions:

Vitamin V is available at all pharmacies, no problems.

Never stay in a hotel that charges $ for guests, most don't.

So much stuff for a B. Party I don't know where to begin. I've done it too many times. It just depends on what you want, ie. show, striptease, prostitutes for everyone, etc. Do you want a private room or back at your hotel? Food, drinks, etc? I think Fredrick has a friend at one of the bars, but ALL of the bars would be more than willing to help you out (for $ of course) Here's some examples of what I've done in the past.

1) Talk to Larry or Joe at Rock Hard on the corner of Bangla. It's the largest, oldest, best go-go bar/restaurant in Patong. They used to have a special room upstairs that would be perfect for a party (may not today with renovations). BG's here are all pros, expensive, but will do nasty things for tips. Has food, good music, etc.

2) Any other go go club would be more than happy for a large group of guys to show up and party down with the girls. Best to talk with the owner first, and have any bar fine waved for your party guests, since you'll be dropping a lot of cash anyway. No food at these places, none to recommend over the others.

3) You can go to any of the open air bars, like Fredrick suggests, or simply go bar hopping picking up the women as you go. This can be fun to walk around and play with all of the ladies, but also very time consuming as women will be trying to pull you guys into every bar you walk by. There might only be a few good looking girls in each bar and therefore, a waste of some of your time.

4) (my personal favorite) is to spend a night or two going around to all of the bars and talking with the girls (or trying them out) and negotiate with them what you want them to do. For example, I've gotten girls to come and do some awesome nasty shows involving toys, lesbians acts, etc. etc. Negotiate your prices, including their bar fines and then have them come to your hotel or party room. (keep in mind that BF are usually 200-500 and that a BG charges $1000 for all night of sex or $500 for ST. I usually get the girls to come for $500 for the show plus what ever they can make doing LT or ST with the guys. I've also hired a few BJ girls who do their duty upon command all night. Usually I pay only $200-300 per BJ (discount price for volume!) Try to negotiate all of the prices up front with the girls, and then tell your friends so they don't over pay. Having the party at your hotel gives you a lot more freedom and fun, plus you can have all of the food and drinks prepared how you want, and save a lot of money. For example: 1 rum and coke at the bar = 120-150bt vs. 1 liter of rum from supermarket cost 120bt. I don't know you're budget, but the money you save on drinks and food can be VERY well spent on the girls.

Another thought, all of you should hit the vitamin V before the party so when you're drunk off your ass the girls can still ride you all night long.

One thing to consider is that a lot of the girls will be afraid to come to a party alone, so you should try to hire the girls in pairs, or more. Even better if you try them out first, so they will "know" you and trust you. Also, they will know other girls who will want to come to the party. (we all want to come to the party, he he). You can also get girls to come w/o paying the BF by arranging everything before hand. I know that Fredrick might disagree with me, but I've always found it better/cheaper to negotiate with the girls directly. However, if you negotiate with the owner of the bar, then you have more security in getting what you paid for. NEVER PAY ANYTHING IN ADVANCE!!!!!
One thing that I'm not sure if I missed or not, is when is your party? What month you come will make a huge difference in girl quality, price, etc. Now is the low season until about October/Nov. Everything should be a lot cheaper and easier to arrange.

Other people have PM me about hotels in Phuket. There are so many small local hotels that are cheap and clean with a/c. You can easily find them for $500+ per day. Never book your stay in Phuket with air and hotel together or you will pay twice as much. Most of the smaller hotels do not have web sites, and the ones that do will sometimes charge more over the net.

One source of information that might be helpful for some, and not for others would be the phuketgazzete.com It is the local newspaper's web site. They do have an advertisement there for a bar called "Katoy's R US" inside the Tiger entertainment complex (this complex is not really recommended because it's only been around for less than 2 years and most of the bars are still empty) Anyway, they have a lot of pictures of their girls and their lady boys (KATOY) for anyone who is interested. I've said it before, and I will say it again. Be careful in Phuket with the BG's because some of the best looking BGs are really lady boys. No judgment either way from Adjarn. I'm sure some of the ones that have cut their dicks off and have been taking hormones for years could probably show you a really good time. You really don't have to worry about making a mistake, usually the lady boys are located on Soi Katoy (where you will see them dancing) or in the Tiger complex. There's also an entire gay section of the scene located at the base of the tallest hotel in Patong.

I know, this forum is about women, but I just thought I'd let everyone know so they aren't wasting their time in the wrong places.
Adjarn

[John Siron]

Thanks Firedick. What area is the Soi Sea Dragon? I can't find it on the Phuket map.

Does anyone have any ideas what could be done for a bachelors party in Phuket?

[Firedick]

John Siron,

If you need local help, check with Terry, the owner of Amigos bar listed below. He will be happy to share knowledge with you and may be able to help directly with arrangements. Tell him "Richard, from Angeles" sent you.

Or, you could hook up with the "Hash House Harriers" for more local help. They are HDQTRD at the Expat Hotel and meet at 3:00 PM on Saturdays.

Good luck,

FD

[John Siron]

Have to plan a bachelors party in Phuket. What do you guys suggest?

[LukeSkyWanker]

Just spent 3 days in the Pattong lodge just outside of Patong beach, hotel is not girl friendly guests discouraged and if allowed, a 500bht joiner fee. It was no problem for me as I took my regular Pattaya girlfriend (her **** is so so small I can't leave her alone.) I booked the room in Pattaya paid 1250/nht rooms are going for about 600 a night if you turn up on doorstep as things are fairly quiet now.

For info;
flight Pattaya-Phuket
flight Phuket-Bangkok
3 nights hotel in Pattong lodge
all above for 2 people 10000bht
not a bad deal

The only problem was it rained all 3 days whilst in Phuket

May the force be with you.

[Firedick]

No, I was snorting Imodium !

[1Ball]

FD...... ???? isn't that what you were snorting ? LOL

[Firedick]

1ball would know.

[1Ball]

Puss, pretty much available everywhere, including the generic kind from india

[LuvDaPuss]

Gentlemen,
Decided that I just can't stand reading about this great country any more without going there at least once before the dirt nap. So I'm headed there in november this year. Believe me, I have RTFF on Thailand diligently and still have one big question: can you get Vitamin V over the counter? Certainly hope so, many thanks in advance.

[Firedick]

Howdy,

I had a consistantly good time in a bar at the end of Soi Sea Dragon called "Amigos". Drop by if for no other reason than to check out the cashier. Blonde Thai girl with a killer bod ! The bad news: she doesn't barfine. I was told she only likes girls ! Damnit ! The cute, perky little cocktail waitress was also uninterested in BF, but maybe I just wasn't her type.

My newbie friend took the same girl outta there a couple times. Gorgeous face, a little thick for my taste, but I like em real small. He was very happy with her. Name was Toi.

I found nothing noteworthy in Phuket, but the diving was good. Oh, except a great buffet on Friday nights only. "Thai Friend Inn" about 100 meters up the road from the beach road (south side of the road across from a big massage place). On the first road north
of Bangla Rd. (two way traffic). All you can eat, great food and 350 Baht. True, more than a plate of noodles, but if you're in town on a Friday night, check it out.

Happy mongering,

FD

[Fun Lovin Guy]

Hi Guys,

I'm in Patong for the next 2 weeks. Does anyone knows a nice girl, preferably a freelancer, they can get me in contact with for some entertainment? I'd like a friendly girl who's pretty, young, and slim, but doesn't everybody? I also have the contact numbers of a few nice girls in Patong who I've tried. Please PM me if you'd like to swap some numbers and stories. Cheers!

FunLovinGuy

[Adjarn]

Hey guys,

I might be new to posting here, but have been using the service for years. I live in Phuket half of the year and in Taiwan the other half. I don't know what type of services/standards you guys want in a hotel, but a lot of the prices you are talking about are extremely high. Especially since Phuket is now in their "low" season. Let me know what you're looking for and I can point you guys in the right direction. Any hotel in the range you guys are talking about will also charge you as much as $3000 per day to bing a friend back to your hotel (assuming you don't check in with her and keep her the whole time). Not worth it IMO. Phuket is great, enjoy it!

Like I said, now is the low season, so you should NEVER pay anything more than $1,500+BF on any chick unless she is a total super star(difficult to find in Phuket). Of course, there are a few places like Rock Hard where the girls will try to get $3,000+ out of you. It's a great place to go for food and drinks, but get your women elsewhere. All of them at RH hard core professionals only after money. The reality of phuket is that there are way too many bars and girls so it's a buyers market.

usually, the prices at the bars along Bangala and all of the side sois are $1000 all night,+ $500 for the BF. Never pay more or you will fuck it up for everyone. Low season, you can negotiate a lower rate with the women and with the bars. OR, just wait until the bars close and pick up the girls afterwards w/o paying the bar. 1am till late the next day should be about $800 during low season.

A word of warning, some of the best looking girls in Phuket are ladyboys.

Some other people were talking about Hua Hin. Been there several times, and I wouldn't recommend it. The beach sucks, except at the far southern section, the streets are too small and crowded, not much girl selection. People from BKK go here vs. Pattaya, but it's over developed into a place most people don't want to go anymore. If you just want a quiet get away, try Koh Samet or Koh Chang.

Someone asked about areas near or outside of Phuket. North of Phuket is Kao Lock National Park that is developing quickly. I think you need to bring your own girl with you, as when I was there last time there wasn't any available. Koh Phi Phi is beautiful, and only an hour boat ride away from Phuket. You might some girls there, or Western backpackers that are horny. I usually have to chase away the latter. Krabi, is OK, but you will have to take some day boat trips to all of the beautiful islands in the area, 100% muslim so not much in the ent. scene. I wouldn't go any further south of Krabi as it's 100%muslim and unstabel

Koh Samui is a great option, beautiful, still small, and an OK ent. scene. Direct flights from BKK, but you have to pay an airport tax that is rediculous.

Good luck guys, looking forward to hearing some of your reports.

Adjarn

[Baby Huey]

I did not invited anybody to the wedding on Jun 28. But the day of the divorce 4 days later on Jul 1st, there will be a celebration at Nana, everybody is invited. Hahahaha

[1Ball]

I must say I feel very insulted at not being invited to the wedding.