Phuket Reports

[MakeItOrBreak]

Poonpoon observations is correct and before late afternoon / evening it is not worth it. I went because I sent my bike for service at Honda in Phuket Town and lets face it I am an dirty bastard. I ended up with some auntie offering really dirty massage for 300 THB which turned out really horrible and she being more concerned I would cum in her face rather than finishing me. This was fary away from New Angels so keep close to the main roadn and you are spared. Yes I need to test myself in the near future!

That said I saw New Angel pimp in action and wished I would have approached him instead. Prior to covid they ran a 2500 THB for 2 hours promo which could be worthwhile now when Katherines is closed. I spotted their girls once before covid and yes they had plenty of good and young ones. Nowadays I don't know?

I did however due to undisclosed reasons spot a new local "massage" place which could be worthwhile visiting. Their daytime onsite was hot and did give me the glare despite being with my wife. Check around 101/5 ถ3609;3609;3610;3634;3591;3585;3629;3585;, ต3635;3610;3621;3605;3621;3634;3604;3648;3627;3609;3639;3629;, อ3635;3648;3616;3629;3648;3617;3639;3629;3591;, Phuket 83000, Thailand I would assume it is similar to the Bangkok Massage in Phuket town that was fairly good back in the day.
(Since links are not displayed well interested parties can PM me)

I also had the fortune to spot ThaiGoodTimes at disclosed bar in Patong however with my current company a redirect and approach was not recommendable. But I can confirm he is real and he is meeting hot Thai girls at same bar so hit him up if you get the chance. I am myself a diver so that as an activity doesn't hurt but is rather recommended when you visit Phuket especially if you make it to Ko Phi Phi or Similan.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Thanks, ThaiGoodTimes.

That was really helpful and to the point.

I'm no newcomer to the forums, but I did try to search for the info before asking.

You're welcome.

If you want some other wet activities other than punting, 5555 (hahahaha).

Send me a private message and I'd be happy to discuss scuba diving with you.

Also, if you're interested in locating some Kamagra in Phuket, I can help there too.

[Arn Poddict]

Is there now a 5-drink minimum at other agogo bars or it it only Pum Pui?

There are 3 agogos open on Bangla as far as I noticed last week. Pumpui, Harem and Pink. I only barfined from Pumpui so don't know about the others. First issue at the moment is to find a girl that you like and who agrees to go with you. After that you can discuss about the prices and drinks.

[HorseTrader]

As I wrote earlier you have to buy 5 lady drinks in Pumpui Agogo for the first girl you want to barfine. That's is, take it or leave it. If you visit the place more often then the rules might change as they did with me.

I would not recommend you a trip to Patong at the moment with your mentality. You would be disappointed. Wait until Pattaya opens and hit the agogo's there.

Last time for me in Patong was March 2020 and 5 drinks was not an issue at the agogo bars that I visited. I had a great time in Patong, much better for me than Pattaya, but more expensive. Love Pum Pui had many beauties.

Is there now a 5-drink minimum at other agogo bars or it it only Pum Pui?

[Zeeker100]

1). Sadly, no blowjob bars in Phuket....... .

Thanks, ThaiGoodTimes.

That was really helpful and to the point.

I'm no newcomer to the forums, but I did try to search for the info before asking.

Cheers!

[Arn Poddict]

Yea, you will find a few like that. As best I can tell, buying lady drinks does nothing to increase your chances of getting a girl to be your bar fine. Usually I'll bar fine a girl after only one lady drink. I've never bought a lady more than 2. A few times I've bar fined a girl without buying even one drink. A lady drink does nothing more than rent a few minutes of her time so I can assess her as a potential bar fine. After I've decided, I'll say either "nice to meet you, goodbye" or "how much is your bar fine?

I cant remember ever buying a friend a drink at the same time as the primary girl. I have bought mamasan a drink, which has never paid off for me. When I hear the bell ring, that screams we found a sucker!

I don't really like loud bars or alcohol, so I go into agogo bars with the same attitude as going into a hardware store. I browse the available products, inspect one or two more closely, make my purchase and leave. For those who enjoy the alcohol, loud music, and environment, a different process is appropriate.

As I wrote earlier you have to buy 5 lady drinks in Pumpui Agogo for the first girl you want to barfine. That's is, take it or leave it. If you visit the place more often then the rules might change as they did with me.

I would not recommend you a trip to Patong at the moment with your mentality. You would be disappointed. Wait until Pattaya opens and hit the agogo's there.

[HorseTrader]

After getting her 3 lady drinks including one for her colleague, I said I am going to go and "do you want to go with me". She replied, "No, I still have to work". WTF, I thought. I spent almost 2 k baht on alcohol, and she would not even suggest her barfine to me?

Yea, you will find a few like that. As best I can tell, buying lady drinks does nothing to increase your chances of getting a girl to be your bar fine. Usually I'll bar fine a girl after only one lady drink. I've never bought a lady more than 2. A few times I've bar fined a girl without buying even one drink. A lady drink does nothing more than rent a few minutes of her time so I can assess her as a potential bar fine. After I've decided, I'll say either "nice to meet you, goodbye" or "how much is your bar fine?”

I cant remember ever buying a friend a drink at the same time as the primary girl. I have bought mamasan a drink, which has never paid off for me. When I hear the bell ring, that screams “we found a sucker!”

I don't really like loud bars or alcohol, so I go into agogo bars with the same attitude as going into a hardware store. I browse the available products, inspect one or two more closely, make my purchase and leave. For those who enjoy the alcohol, loud music, and environment, a different process is appropriate.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey guys,

Today I had my first encounter with a bar girl in Phuket. The place was the one where the girls had white dresses, right across tiger nightclub. I grabbed a short one, nice tits, claims to be here 8 days and to be from Chiang Mai. After getting her 3 lady drinks including one for her colleague, I said I am going to go and "do you want to go with me". She replied, "No, I still have to work". WTF, I thought. I spent almost 2 k baht on alcohol, and she would not even suggest her barfine to me? Am I doing something terribly wrong, or is it just common that these bar girls will milk people out and rarely go out of the bar? This is baffling to me. From what I read here, getting these bar girls seems easy.

Coyotes, hostesses, call them what you want.

Many many attractive girls in bars, and gogos, and even nightclubs, make more than enough with a salary and ladydrinks to not have to go with anyone.

If you're wanting to take a stunner then be prepared to dig deep into your wallet.

Or look for them away from the bars, and hit the freelancers.

The bars pay the girls to be there, not to leave.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Some bars may have reduced barfines after a certain time of the night.

And WTF 6000 baht for LT? Phuket prices are insane. Freelancers for 6000? Is this a joke?

If the punter accepts the price asked, then the girls not the idiot is she.

Patong Bay Hill and King Kong is big spending territory at night.

The rate is stupid, but the punters there are mainly high spending younger show off tourists, and they're paying far more than that for their drink bills.

[Big Kahuna]

Hey guys,

Today I had my first encounter with a bar girl in Phuket. The place was the one where the girls had white dresses, right across tiger nightclub. I grabbed a short one, nice tits, claims to be here 8 days and to be from Chiang Mai. After getting her 3 lady drinks including one for her colleague, I said I am going to go and "do you want to go with me". She replied, "No, I still have to work". WTF, I thought. I spent almost 2 k baht on alcohol, and she would not even suggest her barfine to me? Am I doing something terribly wrong, or is it just common that these bar girls will milk people out and rarely go out of the bar? This is baffling to me. From what I read here, getting these bar girls seems easy.

Bro.

Its strictly business, get your negotiations done up front before any drinks are purchased.

Break it down, exactly what services are expected for the monies. Get with the mamasan.

You are dreaming if you think that the girl will go with you if you buy her a few drinks. 2 K LOL.

Each girl has her agenda on why she will or will not be bar fined.

[ElMexicant]

Hey guys,

Today I had my first encounter with a bar girl in Phuket. The place was the one where the girls had white dresses, right across tiger nightclub. I grabbed a short one, nice tits, claims to be here 8 days and to be from Chiang Mai. After getting her 3 lady drinks including one for her colleague, I said I am going to go and "do you want to go with me". She replied, "No, I still have to work". WTF, I thought. I spent almost 2 k baht on alcohol, and she would not even suggest her barfine to me? Am I doing something terribly wrong, or is it just common that these bar girls will milk people out and rarely go out of the bar? This is baffling to me. From what I read here, getting these bar girls seems easy.

Hey bro,

I am quite 100% positive that much has been posted about the "games" these bars, mamasans, and bar girls play. This is why they are called "coyotes. " If you don't know by now, some posters give bad advice and glorify their own experiences. A few other genuine posters have given the easiest pathway to save you the heartache. You should listen to them instead. Walk into the bar. See the girl you want. Skip the drinks. Ask her or mamasan or the manager can you fuck her. If they say yes, pay the barfine immediately and go bang her or sit for 1 drink. While you are walking to the room to bang her, lie and tell her after we finish, I will go back to the bar and we can get drunk. Maybe she will give you good sex thinking she will get drinks. Either way, you owe her nothing after the deed is done. Your mind is more clear. The lust is gone. You are the one in control. Too many guys want that "illusion" of a date and getting to know a girl over many many drinks. Thinking there is some kind of courtship that must be invoked. Didn't we escape our own country because of that bull crappy? The girls and bars will eat a newbie alive thinking if they spend lots of money on girl, they will get some. You came to Thailand to get away from that mentality. Take control of your money.

[Arn Poddict]

Some bars may have reduced barfines after a certain time of the night.

And WTF 6000 baht for LT? Phuket prices are insane. Freelancers for 6000? Is this a joke?

No joke, just my face and appearance that required 6000 THB in order to get those hookers for LT.

Maybe I should have bargained and offered less. Not my style. And I got so tired of the army of the silicon tits in the bars that I lost my interest in thinking about my wallet. My budget for a day was 12000 so I could easily afford 6000 for LT even every day.

I had only 9 days in Phuket. If I had bargained all the time I would have ended in masturbating in my room alone. That I can do at home every day. Now I got at least company with 2 ladies that I liked for a couple of nights. For guys staying longer times in Phuket it is a different ball game and prices.

[IHeartIpa]

Sure, here comes the price info:

Barfine prices in Pumpui bar were a bit odd. For short time I had to buy the girl 5 drinks (5 x 220 Baht) + 1000 Baht = 2100 Baht total. ST for girl was 3000 THB. My third barfine was LT and then I just had to pay 1500 Baht without any additional drink requirements. Maybe this was because I became a regular customer and mamasans noticed this. LT price for girl was 6000 THB.

Bay Hill freelancer also costed 6000 THB for overnight stay.

Some bars may have reduced barfines after a certain time of the night.

And WTF 6000 baht for LT? Phuket prices are insane. Freelancers for 6000? Is this a joke?

[DoktorEn]

Hey guys,

Today I had my first encounter with a bar girl in Phuket. The place was the one where the girls had white dresses, right across tiger nightclub. I grabbed a short one, nice tits, claims to be here 8 days and to be from Chiang Mai. After getting her 3 lady drinks including one for her colleague, I said I am going to go and "do you want to go with me". She replied, "No, I still have to work". WTF, I thought. I spent almost 2 k baht on alcohol, and she would not even suggest her barfine to me? Am I doing something terribly wrong, or is it just common that these bar girls will milk people out and rarely go out of the bar? This is baffling to me. From what I read here, getting these bar girls seems easy.

Sorry to hear about your experience. Do you actually like the pretend-game of picking up girls in bars (but you still pay them)? If not, why not just go on ThaiFriendly? As easy as ordering food, almost.

[BionicMan]

Hey guys,

Today I had my first encounter with a bar girl in Phuket. The place was the one where the girls had white dresses, right across tiger nightclub. I grabbed a short one, nice tits, claims to be here 8 days and to be from Chiang Mai. After getting her 3 lady drinks including one for her colleague, I said I am going to go and "do you want to go with me". She replied, "No, I still have to work". WTF, I thought. I spent almost 2 k baht on alcohol, and she would not even suggest her barfine to me? Am I doing something terribly wrong, or is it just common that these bar girls will milk people out and rarely go out of the bar? This is baffling to me. From what I read here, getting these bar girls seems easy.

Why didn't you tell her you planned to barfine her? The way you put it sounds like you just wanted to take her out of the bar with no money deal in place.