Phuket Reports

[CIMguy]

Bar 1: Decided against meeting the girl from TF. She added a few more pics and I wasn't positive about her. I also had some unexpected work to do, so I just decided to see if I could find this one girl I saw outside a bar on walking street the night before. Walked downtown around 8 and wasn't able to find her, but I saw a girl in the Kangaroo car sitting with an older woman who looked like she was seeking some company. The only seat in the whole place was behind her so I couldn't make any eye contact for a while and she was sitting at a big table on the inside so I had no access to her. I was just about to give up and go somewhere else when some guy (Billy!) that worked there offered me a suddenly open seat at the bar. The seat was within her view so I was able to make eye contact a few times and I just decided to go for it and buy them both drinks. They invited me over and I found that she spoke little English but her friend could speak pretty well. To be honest, it was a little awkward and she didn't seem that interested, but I decided to push my luck and asked her friend if the younger girl was looking for company. She said they wanted to stay together because they lived in another town. I assumed they were angling for me to take both of them, but I declined because I know how that works. We would get to my hotel and the older woman would be all over me and I wouldn't get the time I wanted with the younger one. And I would have to pay double. Anyway, I exchanged lines with the younger girl and she said we could get together. We'll see, but by the end everything was much more relaxed and she was smiling a lot, etc. She was a complete 10 in my book. In fact, if she spoke English, I would have had to rewrite my book to go to 11. Petite stunner. Pushed all my buttons.

Bar 2: I was feeling pretty good with one line under my belt, so I stopped into the Sweetie Bar because I thought I might play a game of pool. The table was taken, but I joked around with the people playing for a bit and then tried to find a seat within eye shot of the table. There was only one seat available and it was on a platform next to a table with a girl who was with the pool-playing folks. I joked with her a couple times, but I assumed she was with one of the guys there. Then the waitress came over and asked me to play connect 4, so I did and I lost twice because I weirdly always lose at connect 4 even though I'm good at chess and other games. I bought her a drink, then she brought this cutie over in a leather bikini-like outfit and asked me if I wanted to sit with her. I almost said yes, but by that point the girl with the poll players had winked at me twice and she had a sweet quality to her that I found really attractive, so I told the waitress I was thinking about asking the other girl to sit with me. Before I could tell her not to, she tapped the pool girl on the shoulder and asked her if she wanted to sit with me. She said yes, we hit it off, and she gave me her line for another time. She is a dancer and a really sultry sweet look. She is a solid 9 for me. She said she doesn't hook up when she's had that much to drink, but she wanted to get together another day. We parted and I left.

Bar 3: I was feeling really good at that point, so I headed home. Along my walk I passed some guy standing by a boarded-up place and I could hear people inside. I remembered what I heard from the board about secret bars, so I asked if it was ok to go in and he said yes. Next thing I know I'm in a bar with 3 pool tables and some people selling drinks off a table. I walk over to a pool table and one of the girls playing asked me to play. I played a game and made eye contact with two girls sitting along the table a few times. The one girl was all smiles. After the game I stood by their table and we chatted. They were a lot of fun. The one girl was a waitress at some 21 restaurant and the other had no job. They were both cute, but I found the no job girl to be an 8 with the other girl a 7. They asked me to come to the restaurant on Sunday and then I'm going to go over to the room of the girl who is not working. She invited me so I assume we're hooking up.

The way home: After I left the secret bar, I was walking and some street girl came up to me. She was much better looking then the other street girls I've seen in Phuket and she offered me ST for 1000, so I took it. I should have been happy with 4 lines and a date, but I had to be greedy. Got her back and she didn't look quite as good in my room. Her body was nice, though I don't like implants, but she just looked worn down. There was no life to her. We took a shower and she didn't really wash herself. When we got to the bed, she started a very good BJ. I was surprised because I thought the service would be bad at that point. But then she asked about a condom and I didn't have one, so she said we could only do BJ. I was fine with that because by that point it was apparent her pussy smelled awful. Despite the good BJ, I was losing steam do to the smell, so I stood up and had her move her head to the edge of the bed and lie on her back. I slowly fucked her mouth while she made noises and played with herself. But that just made the smell worse, so I moved to her licking my balls in that position and me jacking myself off. I made a mess of her face.

So, other than the part with the street girl, it was a successful night. I'll be here long term, so I'm at the stage where I'm trying to make connections and I don't care if I hook up a bunch. Even if the 10 and 9 girls blow me off, which they might, I still have the girls on Sunday and I feel like one off the 4 will probably end up being a regular. Plus, I got drunk for the first time in like a year and had some fun.

[Steve 9696]

Every nuru I went to included sex. I thought that was always part of the package.

I suppose it's possible to do Nuru and B2 B slide and end with a handjob. Had something similar in Toronto. But yeah I've always had sex with Nuru in Japan and Thailand.

[Axel Heyst]

I've had soapy massages plenty of times, but not nuru in Thailand. Every soapy I went to included sex. So my question is:

Is nuru without sex better than soapy with sex?

You have to be kidding? Of course not! It is not even close.

But nuru massage in Thailand means different things in different establishments. It depends where you are and where you go. In BKK a nuru massage at Mitu or the sister shop Doki Doki is a wet and wild fun ride. And because everybody is lubed up to the max on the nuru stuff, thus slippin' & sliddin' all over each other all my sessions at these to shops ended up in bareback. I sure hope these 2 joints survive the covid.

The real question to ask is: are / were Mitu & Doki Doki as good as a few high class BKK soapies. IMHO no, due to the fact that the soapies had much better looking girls providing great sex, but Mitu & Doki Doki were fun places albeit with lesser quality, in looks anyway, girls. Take your pick. It was all part of the reason BKK is / was so great. There was so much variety in venue.

Sorry, if I am talking BKK massage in the Phuket forum. The only really good BKK quality oily massage shop that I found in Phuket was a place called Katherine Massage. They always seemed to have very nice looking girls there. I wonder if Katherine Massage is still alive.

[HorseTrader]

I've had soapy massages plenty of times, but not nuru in Thailand. Every soapy I went to included sex. So my question is:

Is nuru without sex better than soapy with sex?

Every nuru I went to included sex. I thought that was always part of the package.

[SinfullyKorean]

Agree, and Pinky was a pro with it.

It's also something that when it's all over your cock and her pussy you can lick and suck without a taste problem.

I've had soapy massages plenty of times, but not nuru in Thailand. Every soapy I went to included sex. So my question is:

Is nuru without sex better than soapy with sex?

[HorseTrader]

Nuru is 10 x better than soapy. Yes same basic idea.

Perhaps we are talking different things when comparing soapy to nuru. I see them as very different experiences.

The Thai soapy places that I have visited involved her joining you in a large bathtub and giving you a bath (hence, soapy). The nuru places involved an air mattress and about 2 gallons of wonderful slim-gel that is spread all over you, the girl, and the air mattress (shower before and after). Both nuru and soapy places have a bed for massage and whatever else. I consider them to be very different experiences.

In USA I've also experienced table showers where both people are naked, wet, and soapy and she does a "slip and slide" for a short time. That feels a bit like nuru, but not as good and not as long.

If I had time (or money) for only one experience, I would choose nuru over soapy.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Nuru is 10 x better than soapy. Yes same basic idea. But Nuru gel is the slipperiest stuff on the planet slipperier than pussy juice! It's made of seaweed so all natural and no issues there. AMAZING stuff with a pro.

Agree, and Pinky was a pro with it.

It's also something that when it's all over your cock and her pussy you can lick and suck without a taste problem.

[Steve 9696]

Nuru sounds a bit like a soapy massage. I got one of those in Pattaya with a cute Japanese girl. It was a really pleasant experience. I'll hit the nuru this weekend. I have a ST scheduled for tomorrow afternoon and I might try to find a girl downtown in the evening, depending on the price.

Nuru is 10 x better than soapy. Yes same basic idea. But Nuru gel is the slipperiest stuff on the planet — slipperier than pussy juice! It's made of seaweed so all natural and no issues there. AMAZING stuff with a pro.

[CIMguy]

I was at the Nuru today.

I can definitely recommend a girl called Pinky.

Remember that her sex isn't included, and most girls won't let it be an add on.

Pinky is one of those who won't, she's a no sex girl.

But the service and experience of being showered, hand job, then massage and bodyside with the Nuru gel, before a handjob blowjob happy ending was superb. So I can strongly recommend Pinky if she's your type as she has a non stop smile on her face.

Nuru sounds a bit like a soapy massage. I got one of those in Pattaya with a cute Japanese girl. It was a really pleasant experience. I'll hit the nuru this weekend. I have a ST scheduled for tomorrow afternoon and I might try to find a girl downtown in the evening, depending on the price.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Heading over there in 2 weeks. From your post above, is Christins actually open? I thought it was closed.

Christin's is still closed, but it's a landmark around there and there's lots of naughty massage to be had in the shops close by.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Interesting you mention the Christins as that's where I went this afternoon. I decided to not do the escort thing because something else popped up and I ended up in that area. I'll write a report about it. I will definitely give the nuru a try. I was going to do that in Bangkok once, but didn't find a girl to my liking.

I was at the Nuru today.

I can definitely recommend a girl called Pinky.

Remember that her sex isn't included, and most girls won't let it be an add on.

Pinky is one of those who won't, she's a no sex girl.

But the service and experience of being showered, hand job, then massage and bodyside with the Nuru gel, before a handjob blowjob happy ending was superb. So I can strongly recommend Pinky if she's your type as she has a non stop smile on her face.

[SpeedoGhost]

Interesting you mention the Christins as that's where I went this afternoon. I decided to not do the escort thing because something else popped up and I ended up in that area. I'll write a report about it. I will definitely give the nuru a try. I was going to do that in Bangkok once, but didn't find a girl to my liking.

Heading over there in 2 weeks. From your post above, is Christins actually open? I thought it was closed.

[CIMguy]

Dude. I hope you have had success. Two bits of advice. On average the girls that look good and will offer you a proper service go for 3 k. The ones that go for less say 1. 5 to 2 k are just so so and once you come, well they are off. No double shot LOL. And definitely no incentive for you to repeat.

I had a few of the women over for LT for 3 but annoyed that they talk so much till you get to have sex with them that by then it's already way past bed time so this way they ensure you only fuck them once at night and once in the morning before they leave. Too much drama.

As for suzie Wong girls, there's one who is almost like a pimp. Her names pang (she's got a cheat tattoo amongst other and is known as tattoo lady). She's got a lesbian lover now to take care of her and sits by on Patong beach promoting Harry's bar wearing a white crop top and I think an orange skirt. But in reality all she does is arrange for women on Facebook. Her list includes girls from university and several freelancers offering full service but at a premium of 8 k. And all of them hot like F at &:..

Thanks for all the advice. I don't think I'll be paying those top prices, even if it means taking a bit of a hit in quality. Plus, in my experience, the top money girls really aren't better than the cheaper girls. Maybe they are better about the social niceties and not wanting to dash off, but I'm fine with that trade off.

My experience on TF so far has been good, though I've only been with one girl. She gave good service and was really nice to me before, during, and after. I try to let them know that I'll be back if I enjoy it. The girl I have set up for tomorrow knows that I will want her LT if she does a good job with this ST. I dangle a carrot and hope that they need the business enough that they'll do a good job. We'll see how it goes. Worst case is I get to fuck a cute 19 year old and cum on her face for $60. Sign me up for more of that, please. LOL. I have had god success finding the freelancers on TF, I think because I am prescreening them a good bit first, looking for clues in their profile or pictures. I usually ask a few polite questions and then ask what they do. If they say they work in a bar, then I ask if they freelance. So far, that's been 100% effective. The only downside is I have one girl that seems to like me (plus the massage girl), so she keeps messaging me. I message her back because I said I was looking for some friends on the island, but I'm not sure she is taking the friend hint, even though she said that was fine. Last night she called me and we talked for 20-30 minutes. It didn't sound like a friend call and she seems kinda paranoid and / or crazy. I'll have to break that off if it gets any worse. Same for the massage girl. I wouldn't mind making a friend or two, but it might not be possible on TF.

[SoberWorld]

What's a Suzie Wong girl and where do I find them?

I got here today and have been busy messaging on thail friendly and Line. Nothing to report yet, except to say it seems pretty easy to find freelancers on TF. I haven't met any yet though.

I'm thinking of using an escort service tomorrow just to get it started and make sure I get a pretty girl for the first one. Then it will be all TF and other methods.

Dude. I hope you have had success. Two bits of advice. On average the girls that look good and will offer you a proper service go for 3 k. The ones that go for less say 1. 5 to 2 k are just so so and once you come, well they are off. No double shot LOL. And definitely no incentive for you to repeat.

I had a few of the women over for LT for 3 but annoyed that they talk so much till you get to have sex with them that by then it's already way past bed time so this way they ensure you only fuck them once at night and once in the morning before they leave. Too much drama.

As for suzie Wong girls, there's one who is almost like a pimp. Her names pang (she's got a cheat tattoo amongst other and is known as tattoo lady). She's got a lesbian lover now to take care of her and sits by on Patong beach promoting Harry's bar wearing a white crop top and I think an orange skirt. But in reality all she does is arrange for women on Facebook. Her list includes girls from university and several freelancers offering full service but at a premium of 8 k. And all of them hot like F at &:

I didn't indulge because it was too expensive and not worth it for me.

A couple of suzie Wong girls are currently operating out of Poonphon Road, Talat Nuea Phuket. But it's a special room kind of deal 4 K for the woman 4 k for drinks and 1 k for the room. Damn!!

And one in particular called Nara is still on the patong circuit I see her often at the bars with customers but she's older.

I have been to the massage places which all offer special service inside at 1. 2 k for a blow job but the pretty ones want more and again it depends on how much you can go up by.

TF Is a hit and miss for me. Out of 300 women approached I had most probably success with 20 and finally actual sex with 10. And only 2 were repeat value. That was a lot of effort and the rejection is something you get used to. LOL.

I was straight asking them if they Freelance which helps cull the ones looking for a white man to look after them.

And I did manage 3 who were looking for revenge sex after their boyfriends ditched them but the sex was sub par. And I hate the ones who are not into it at all. It comes across.

I also realised that these women are mostly looking at it as a business proposition and engage only when engaged. And that too just to confirm if you want to have them over or not. So perhaps it's just me. Because out of the many women I have had the pleasure of getting to sleep with since I came down here, none of them ever messaged me on their own. Complete silence post leaving. And don't get me wrong. I know the sex was absolutely top notch at my end taking care of their sexual needs. But they mostly looked at it as a job.

Good luck.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

All right! Let's share some data here for those that find it interesting to get updates. Besides the s**t load of paperwork required plus the 8 k required to do three tests I arrived on the 1st week of August in blow hot blow cold Phuket. Burasari at 1700 per night for 2 people booked and got a SHA+driver to pick me up. 500 bhat from Phuket to patong. You cannot find a better deal I assure you.

Got in and confirmed that yes I can bring as many guests as I wanted provided 1) they were vaccinated 2) left their ID with reception.

F**k!! Ok all that research on TF down the drain since a ton of them had just one not two shots.

So the hotel was awesome 2 minutes form the beach and just around the corner to 3 restaurant that have a ton of women hanging around after 4 for drinks.

So first off I did my research on TF and got numbers of at least 10 and arranged to meet varying from 1. 5 k to 3 k.

Cheap sh** that I am I thought let me try the Suzie Wong girls first. Got an awesome woman over for some extra GFE and love. She was blonde with nipples that could be converted to bullets and kill people. A butt that would give athletes a complex and of course all of 5 feet tall. And skinny. That was an amazing ride for 45 minutes. She enjoyed the sex and didn't pretend to want to get it over. My sheets were soaking wet. Of course full protection but that's what I wanted..

Sadly this made me laugh for you.

The girls are acting like theirs grousing a plenty and you're buying it and paying for it.

Those prices are outrageous, they're the same as the good old times when there were tourists around everywhere.

You need to bargain way better than that.

Short times are at 1000, with quality can be had around 1500-2000.

Long time, overnight, is from 2000 to 3000 for quality girls.

Around the massage shops in Patong they will try to hit you hard for extras, play hardball back.

A handjob is at most 500, a blowjob 700 to 1000 if it's a young cutie and it's a BBBJ.

Everything sex wise is from 1000 to 1500, tho they will try and ask for 2000 as they used to.

Many times you can negotiate the sex price to include the shop massage fee.

And if you're not having much luck negotiating, then head down to Rawai for the day.

Give the massage shops there and restaurant / bars a look over in the afternoon.

You'll find very good quality for short times, and the places have onsite setups for fucking.

And two more things I can help you with.

If you're a scuba diver and want to go diving, or you are interested to try that for something to do.

Send me a PM, I can arrange that for you as that's my business here.

Also, if you're wanting some performance enhancers, ie Kamagra, I can source that for you.

Be it for use here, or bulk supplies to take back home, then again, let me know by PM.

(P.S. I'm not dodgy, you can check me out on Kamagra.

As I have a private online supply business into Australia www.kamagraoioioi.com).