Phuket Reports

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Nuru is 10 x better than soapy. Yes same basic idea. But Nuru gel is the slipperiest stuff on the planet slipperier than pussy juice! It's made of seaweed so all natural and no issues there. AMAZING stuff with a pro.

Agree, and Pinky was a pro with it.

It's also something that when it's all over your cock and her pussy you can lick and suck without a taste problem.

[Steve 9696]

Nuru sounds a bit like a soapy massage. I got one of those in Pattaya with a cute Japanese girl. It was a really pleasant experience. I'll hit the nuru this weekend. I have a ST scheduled for tomorrow afternoon and I might try to find a girl downtown in the evening, depending on the price.

Nuru is 10 x better than soapy. Yes same basic idea. But Nuru gel is the slipperiest stuff on the planet — slipperier than pussy juice! It's made of seaweed so all natural and no issues there. AMAZING stuff with a pro.

[CIMguy]

I was at the Nuru today.

I can definitely recommend a girl called Pinky.

Remember that her sex isn't included, and most girls won't let it be an add on.

Pinky is one of those who won't, she's a no sex girl.

But the service and experience of being showered, hand job, then massage and bodyside with the Nuru gel, before a handjob blowjob happy ending was superb. So I can strongly recommend Pinky if she's your type as she has a non stop smile on her face.

Nuru sounds a bit like a soapy massage. I got one of those in Pattaya with a cute Japanese girl. It was a really pleasant experience. I'll hit the nuru this weekend. I have a ST scheduled for tomorrow afternoon and I might try to find a girl downtown in the evening, depending on the price.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Heading over there in 2 weeks. From your post above, is Christins actually open? I thought it was closed.

Christin's is still closed, but it's a landmark around there and there's lots of naughty massage to be had in the shops close by.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Interesting you mention the Christins as that's where I went this afternoon. I decided to not do the escort thing because something else popped up and I ended up in that area. I'll write a report about it. I will definitely give the nuru a try. I was going to do that in Bangkok once, but didn't find a girl to my liking.

I was at the Nuru today.

I can definitely recommend a girl called Pinky.

Remember that her sex isn't included, and most girls won't let it be an add on.

Pinky is one of those who won't, she's a no sex girl.

But the service and experience of being showered, hand job, then massage and bodyside with the Nuru gel, before a handjob blowjob happy ending was superb. So I can strongly recommend Pinky if she's your type as she has a non stop smile on her face.

[SpeedoGhost]

Interesting you mention the Christins as that's where I went this afternoon. I decided to not do the escort thing because something else popped up and I ended up in that area. I'll write a report about it. I will definitely give the nuru a try. I was going to do that in Bangkok once, but didn't find a girl to my liking.

Heading over there in 2 weeks. From your post above, is Christins actually open? I thought it was closed.

[CIMguy]

Dude. I hope you have had success. Two bits of advice. On average the girls that look good and will offer you a proper service go for 3 k. The ones that go for less say 1. 5 to 2 k are just so so and once you come, well they are off. No double shot LOL. And definitely no incentive for you to repeat.

I had a few of the women over for LT for 3 but annoyed that they talk so much till you get to have sex with them that by then it's already way past bed time so this way they ensure you only fuck them once at night and once in the morning before they leave. Too much drama.

As for suzie Wong girls, there's one who is almost like a pimp. Her names pang (she's got a cheat tattoo amongst other and is known as tattoo lady). She's got a lesbian lover now to take care of her and sits by on Patong beach promoting Harry's bar wearing a white crop top and I think an orange skirt. But in reality all she does is arrange for women on Facebook. Her list includes girls from university and several freelancers offering full service but at a premium of 8 k. And all of them hot like F at &:..

Thanks for all the advice. I don't think I'll be paying those top prices, even if it means taking a bit of a hit in quality. Plus, in my experience, the top money girls really aren't better than the cheaper girls. Maybe they are better about the social niceties and not wanting to dash off, but I'm fine with that trade off.

My experience on TF so far has been good, though I've only been with one girl. She gave good service and was really nice to me before, during, and after. I try to let them know that I'll be back if I enjoy it. The girl I have set up for tomorrow knows that I will want her LT if she does a good job with this ST. I dangle a carrot and hope that they need the business enough that they'll do a good job. We'll see how it goes. Worst case is I get to fuck a cute 19 year old and cum on her face for $60. Sign me up for more of that, please. LOL. I have had god success finding the freelancers on TF, I think because I am prescreening them a good bit first, looking for clues in their profile or pictures. I usually ask a few polite questions and then ask what they do. If they say they work in a bar, then I ask if they freelance. So far, that's been 100% effective. The only downside is I have one girl that seems to like me (plus the massage girl), so she keeps messaging me. I message her back because I said I was looking for some friends on the island, but I'm not sure she is taking the friend hint, even though she said that was fine. Last night she called me and we talked for 20-30 minutes. It didn't sound like a friend call and she seems kinda paranoid and / or crazy. I'll have to break that off if it gets any worse. Same for the massage girl. I wouldn't mind making a friend or two, but it might not be possible on TF.

[SoberWorld]

What's a Suzie Wong girl and where do I find them?

I got here today and have been busy messaging on thail friendly and Line. Nothing to report yet, except to say it seems pretty easy to find freelancers on TF. I haven't met any yet though.

I'm thinking of using an escort service tomorrow just to get it started and make sure I get a pretty girl for the first one. Then it will be all TF and other methods.

Dude. I hope you have had success. Two bits of advice. On average the girls that look good and will offer you a proper service go for 3 k. The ones that go for less say 1. 5 to 2 k are just so so and once you come, well they are off. No double shot LOL. And definitely no incentive for you to repeat.

I had a few of the women over for LT for 3 but annoyed that they talk so much till you get to have sex with them that by then it's already way past bed time so this way they ensure you only fuck them once at night and once in the morning before they leave. Too much drama.

As for suzie Wong girls, there's one who is almost like a pimp. Her names pang (she's got a cheat tattoo amongst other and is known as tattoo lady). She's got a lesbian lover now to take care of her and sits by on Patong beach promoting Harry's bar wearing a white crop top and I think an orange skirt. But in reality all she does is arrange for women on Facebook. Her list includes girls from university and several freelancers offering full service but at a premium of 8 k. And all of them hot like F at &:

I didn't indulge because it was too expensive and not worth it for me.

A couple of suzie Wong girls are currently operating out of Poonphon Road, Talat Nuea Phuket. But it's a special room kind of deal 4 K for the woman 4 k for drinks and 1 k for the room. Damn!!

And one in particular called Nara is still on the patong circuit I see her often at the bars with customers but she's older.

I have been to the massage places which all offer special service inside at 1. 2 k for a blow job but the pretty ones want more and again it depends on how much you can go up by.

TF Is a hit and miss for me. Out of 300 women approached I had most probably success with 20 and finally actual sex with 10. And only 2 were repeat value. That was a lot of effort and the rejection is something you get used to. LOL.

I was straight asking them if they Freelance which helps cull the ones looking for a white man to look after them.

And I did manage 3 who were looking for revenge sex after their boyfriends ditched them but the sex was sub par. And I hate the ones who are not into it at all. It comes across.

I also realised that these women are mostly looking at it as a business proposition and engage only when engaged. And that too just to confirm if you want to have them over or not. So perhaps it's just me. Because out of the many women I have had the pleasure of getting to sleep with since I came down here, none of them ever messaged me on their own. Complete silence post leaving. And don't get me wrong. I know the sex was absolutely top notch at my end taking care of their sexual needs. But they mostly looked at it as a job.

Good luck.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

All right! Let's share some data here for those that find it interesting to get updates. Besides the s**t load of paperwork required plus the 8 k required to do three tests I arrived on the 1st week of August in blow hot blow cold Phuket. Burasari at 1700 per night for 2 people booked and got a SHA+driver to pick me up. 500 bhat from Phuket to patong. You cannot find a better deal I assure you.

Got in and confirmed that yes I can bring as many guests as I wanted provided 1) they were vaccinated 2) left their ID with reception.

F**k!! Ok all that research on TF down the drain since a ton of them had just one not two shots.

So the hotel was awesome 2 minutes form the beach and just around the corner to 3 restaurant that have a ton of women hanging around after 4 for drinks.

So first off I did my research on TF and got numbers of at least 10 and arranged to meet varying from 1. 5 k to 3 k.

Cheap sh** that I am I thought let me try the Suzie Wong girls first. Got an awesome woman over for some extra GFE and love. She was blonde with nipples that could be converted to bullets and kill people. A butt that would give athletes a complex and of course all of 5 feet tall. And skinny. That was an amazing ride for 45 minutes. She enjoyed the sex and didn't pretend to want to get it over. My sheets were soaking wet. Of course full protection but that's what I wanted..

Sadly this made me laugh for you.

The girls are acting like theirs grousing a plenty and you're buying it and paying for it.

Those prices are outrageous, they're the same as the good old times when there were tourists around everywhere.

You need to bargain way better than that.

Short times are at 1000, with quality can be had around 1500-2000.

Long time, overnight, is from 2000 to 3000 for quality girls.

Around the massage shops in Patong they will try to hit you hard for extras, play hardball back.

A handjob is at most 500, a blowjob 700 to 1000 if it's a young cutie and it's a BBBJ.

Everything sex wise is from 1000 to 1500, tho they will try and ask for 2000 as they used to.

Many times you can negotiate the sex price to include the shop massage fee.

And if you're not having much luck negotiating, then head down to Rawai for the day.

Give the massage shops there and restaurant / bars a look over in the afternoon.

You'll find very good quality for short times, and the places have onsite setups for fucking.

And two more things I can help you with.

If you're a scuba diver and want to go diving, or you are interested to try that for something to do.

Send me a PM, I can arrange that for you as that's my business here.

Also, if you're wanting some performance enhancers, ie Kamagra, I can source that for you.

Be it for use here, or bulk supplies to take back home, then again, let me know by PM.

(P.S. I'm not dodgy, you can check me out on Kamagra.

As I have a private online supply business into Australia www.kamagraoioioi.com).

[CIMguy]

I was chatting with a lady on TF (Ning. Massage place name) and she admitted that she worked at a massage in town. Of course, I wondered if she might be available for outcall. Her pics were cute, but I couldn't get a great idea of her body from her TF pics. I could tell she wasn't very overweight, but I thought she might be a little. No matter, after chatting a bit more I asked if she does outcall and if she'd like to come over, but she said she was already at work and I could come see her there. She then said I could "sleep" with her there. She works at Thitima Massage 2. Had some trouble finding the place on a map, so we exchanged line IDs and she dropped me a pin.

Took a shower and went down and had to wait a bit for her to finish with another customer. When she came out, she was better looking than I expected. Cute face and short slender body. I would guess around 30, maybe a bit younger. She took me to a back room with an AC unit blowing right on us. She gave me a long and and pretty good massage and was chatting to me the whole time. My TF profile says I'm looking for friends, but she mentioned that she's looking for a relationship, etc, etc. I'm now thinking that maybe I should skip any extras, but in for a penny, in for a pound, and I was starting to get worked up with her fingers brushing against my balls as she did my upper legs.

She asked if I wanted a second hour to have sex with her and I said yes because I didn't want to rush and the massage was only $13 for an hour. She started by licking my balls before sliding me into her mouth. She had that warm soft mouth that the better BJ's givers have. No feeling of teeth or the upper mouth scraping against me. She then covered me and hopped on top. She was very tight in this position and I had to slow her a bit to stop from finishing early. We then switched to missionary where she didn't feel tight at all. I find this to be a common problem. But she was being sweet and kissing me a bit and smiling at me and that stuff, so it was still good. We then did doggy for a bit, which isn't my favorite, but I liked her back tattoo and it seemed like the thing to do.

Came time to finish and she gave me a nice BBBJ to end it, pausing to lick my balls that put me over the edge while she stroked me. She took it in her mouth, which we agreed on, and didn't even seem put off by it. Damage for 2 hours massage, sex, and CIM was about 2800. That's more than I would normally pay a massage girl, but she gave good service and the CIM added some cost. Plus, 800 went to the house.

Got home after dinner tonight and she was sending me messages about coming to my hotel tonight. I can see this will be a problem. I was hooping she might be someone to invite over for outcall service where it would be cheaper, but she was telling me about her kid and all that. I will have to cut if off nicely.

Face: 8.

Body: 7.

Service: 8.5.

A bit pricey, but not bad for a first effort.

I have a few other freelancers from TF on the hook and made an appointment with one on Friday. She's at some resort on the edge of town. I hope I don't get killed. She's 19 and again I'm not sure about her body, but she has agreed to COF and short time for 2000. I think that seems ok. She just said "no ass" which is fine with me because I'm not into it.

[CIMguy]

A Suzy Wong girl in Patong is an ex go go dancer, as that is what Suz Wong's is.

You'd most likely find them freelancing if still around as the go gos are all shut.

If you want to get started walk down Soi Ratuthit and check out the massage parlours around where Christins is (big pink closed building). There's quite a lot open there and some good talent in the afternoon. The other places to try for freelancers in the later afternoon and Baan Lamai and Kudo Beach Club on the beach road. With Bangla Road itself now getting lots of freelancers hitting there in the evening, especially BarFunk.

Good luck with the escort service, they're often very poor value for money.

One last one to try if you want something different, have a look at Nuru Massage Phuket (they are on Facebook), and visit their Nanai Road shop. It's a true nitro gel massage, and the service includes, a shower wash with your girl, full Nuru naked body rub and slides, plus handjob and blowjob ending in the price. Some girls will even add in sex for an extra cost.

Interesting you mention the Christins as that's where I went this afternoon. I decided to not do the escort thing because something else popped up and I ended up in that area. I'll write a report about it. I will definitely give the nuru a try. I was going to do that in Bangkok once, but didn't find a girl to my liking.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

What's a Suzie Wong girl and where do I find them?

I got here today and have been busy messaging on thail friendly and Line. Nothing to report yet, except to say it seems pretty easy to find freelancers on TF. I haven't met any yet though.

I'm thinking of using an escort service tomorrow just to get it started and make sure I get a pretty girl for the first one. Then it will be all TF and other methods.

A Suzy Wong girl in Patong is an ex go go dancer, as that is what Suz Wong's is.

You'd most likely find them freelancing if still around as the go gos are all shut.

If you want to get started walk down Soi Ratuthit and check out the massage parlours around where Christins is (big pink closed building). There's quite a lot open there and some good talent in the afternoon. The other places to try for freelancers in the later afternoon and Baan Lamai and Kudo Beach Club on the beach road. With Bangla Road itself now getting lots of freelancers hitting there in the evening, especially BarFunk.

Good luck with the escort service, they're often very poor value for money.

One last one to try if you want something different, have a look at Nuru Massage Phuket (they are on Facebook), and visit their Nanai Road shop. It's a true nitro gel massage, and the service includes, a shower wash with your girl, full Nuru naked body rub and slides, plus handjob and blowjob ending in the price. Some girls will even add in sex for an extra cost.

[IHeartIpa]

Cheap sh** that I am I thought let me try the Suzie Wong girls first. Got an awesome woman over for some extra GFE and love. She was blonde with nipples that could be converted to bullets and kill people. A butt that would give athletes a complex and of course all of 5 feet tall. And skinny. That was an amazing ride for 45 minutes. She enjoyed the sex and didn't pretend to want to get it over. My sheets were soaking wet. Of course full protection but that's what I wanted.

Lying down I decided to try second round and she says you haven't paid. How much. Umm how does 1700 sound. I think she had a mix of horror and laughter on her face. Massive massive amateur stuff. She says I'm a Suzie Wong girl not a freaking street freelancer. Wtf! And that's when I realized all those Suzie Wong women have boyfriends who are taking care of them right now with an extravagant lifestyle because they are super freaking premium. Anyways I was a bit embarrassed for not broaching it earlier so agreed for 3. 5 and one more round.

The best sex over 21 days I assure you..

I'd strongly suggest reading back in the Thailand threads and doing a bit of research. [Deleted by Admin]

[CIMguy]

What's a Suzie Wong girl and where do I find them?

I got here today and have been busy messaging on thail friendly and Line. Nothing to report yet, except to say it seems pretty easy to find freelancers on TF. I haven't met any yet though.

I'm thinking of using an escort service tomorrow just to get it started and make sure I get a pretty girl for the first one. Then it will be all TF and other methods.

[Gone Around]

A few days into my stay with happy ending massages happening.

* Sabai Sabai Massage in Patong to the right of Rosco's restaurant.

* OUY Massage by Nai Yang Beach.

Both negotiated down to 1000 Baht for the oil massage and handjob. More is seemingly possible at both places.

Behind and down the road to the right of OUY Massage, is a bar with food and special activities that's open in the evenings at least until 10 PM or midnight though the lights might be off at 11. It was called PU Massage at some point with a sports bar aspect next to it. Now the owner has the whole area opened up.

There were four or five older gals, but supposedly a hot 22-year ladyboy that still work through there. A couple of the gals live onsite and I could've pulled some for more fun just by sharing my bed and breakfast.

Thai massage was 300 Baht with extras starting from there.