Phuket Reports

[Pwrmnd]

Covered hand jobs? Really?

No, covered full service.

[Mogwai]

My first massage girl was pretty enough, but insisted on covering up and gave a terrible HJ, while complaining about how long it was taking (even thought that was largely her fault). The second one had a nice slim body (minus some baby damage) and also insisted on covering up and also gave a terrible HJ.

Covered hand jobs? Really?

[Pwrmnd]

I was in Patong a few weeks ago and sampled the goods. I might have just gotten unlucky, but it felt like it has gone downhill in quality (but not necessarily quantity).

I tried Tinder and it was surprisingly difficult to find girls to come see me. The selection was quite poor. One girl asked for taxi money in advance was probably trying to scam me. Another completely lied about her looks. Most girls are fairly honest when you ask how much they weigh, but this girl was off by more than 10 lbs. Her pictures looked filtered and also about 10 years old.

I also tried out 3 massage girls. I have very fond memories of Patong massage girls past. But not from this trip. I've always complained that it's hard to find petite, pretty, young massage girls in Bangkok, but it's harder still in Patong. My first massage girl was pretty enough, but insisted on covering up and gave a terrible HJ, while complaining about how long it was taking (even thought that was largely her fault). The second one had a nice slim body (minus some baby damage) and also insisted on covering up and also gave a terrible HJ. You'd think they'd learn to be good at it. But, for these girls, their mindsight is to just turn the knob to 11 and hope that you finish as soon as possible. Both demanded payment up front, which I see as offputting and a sign that the service will be supbar. The third girl was a little chubby yet quite firm and cute. She demanded 1000 baht for a HJ. I've often had girls propose 1000, but I've almost never had a girl turn down 500 B if I stuck to that price (as I always do). So I just had a regular massage, which was fine.

I also visited the Phuket nuru places (two locations). Seems to be 1500 baht for BJ / HJ and body-to-body. But neither had any doable girls available. But that might just depend on the day / time. Maybe the pretty girls were already upstairs with a customer.

I did walk around the Bangla bars and saw a few cute girls. But I was wary due to reports that many or most just want lady drinks and don't barfine. I found one really cute one, but she said the barfine is 1000 and her fee is 3000. I declined.

I do think it's possible to have a lot of fun in Patong. It's entirely possible that I just got unlucky and didn't have the right approach. But I vote with my feet and I will skip Patong next time. I have so much more fun in Bangkok and Pattaya and other many places. Also, the prices of almost everything else (taxis, food, etc.) are higher in Patong than they should be.

[TimCreek]

Just wanted to add my bit I have been back to Phuket about 5 times since covid.

There's plenty on mongering to do there. In fact you don't need any fancy special places. You can just go down the street and choose.

Phuket, Patong in particular is amazing. Simply primed for all sort of action.

Going back in a couple of weeks. Last time I was there was October and it was every corner all over the place.

[SnarkHunter]

On Koh Yao Noi there are NO lays of the land.

No massage extras.

No bars / gogo's.

And likely no freelancers, as I've never seen or heard of any.

It's definitely a bring your own (from Phuket) environment.

Thank you, that saved me some time. I'm off to Chang Mai next.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Finally made it to Kathrine's Massage in Phuket town.
Old location, on the phone he said 2. 3 K walk in he said would be 2. 5 K / 90 minutes.
Funny, all is still there, same as pre-Covid, but very quiet. They have some bar outside now.
No girls on site very quiet, he called one in I could choose.
She arrived within 10 minutes and she was nice enough, friendly, slim, body 7-8 face 6-7, not the very youngest.
We had a very nice session, she was up to pretty much anything without fail.
It could have been a tiny bit more passionate overall, but again very nice session.
I do like Kathrine's I tried Angel massage next door pre-COVID, which was not as much girl friend experience as Kathrine's.
Ventured into Angels next door, they had 10 girls in the fishbowl at least 5 where OK 2 K or 2. 2 K / 1 hour.
One girl was 2. 5 K / hour apparently fresh from BKK.
Angel does not have room on site, you have to go across to short term hotel, where the room has a big tub.
Sow another massage place advertised across, did not investigate.
Ciao.

Thanks for reporting back.

An interesting model with no girls on site.

Sounds to me that they have girls on call, positioned and working elsewhere, likely in other shops they own / manage.

Personally I was not a fan of Katehrines before, it was good, but I preferred Nuru Massage in Patong.

Tho, the pricing and duration make an interesting comparison that favors Katherines if sex is a must for you.

Nuru Massage is 1500 baht for 45 minutes, everything pretty much except sex, with sex (if she offers) a 1000 baht add on, total 2500 baht.

Katherines is 2500 baht for 90 minutes including sex, so double the time.

I wonder is Katherines one shot and you're done?

At Nuru, I've often tried and got two shots away, the first a BBBJ to completion, sometimes CIM, in the session starting shower fun.

But, I have to take control of the session and lead heavily for that to happen.

[SedNabokos]

Finally made it to Kathrine's Massage in Phuket town.

Thank you for following up and answering your own question.

It makes a nice change from people asking questions and never providing any intel of their own.

[Lucky 88]

Finally made it to Kathrine's Massage in Phuket town.

Old location, on the phone he said 2. 3 K walk in he said would be 2. 5 K / 90 minutes.

Funny, all is still there, same as pre-Covid, but very quiet. They have some bar outside now.

No girls on site very quiet, he called one in I could choose.

She arrived within 10 minutes and she was nice enough, friendly, slim, body 7-8 face 6-7, not the very youngest.

We had a very nice session, she was up to pretty much anything without fail.

It could have been a tiny bit more passionate overall, but again very nice session.

I do like Kathrine's I tried Angel massage next door pre-COVID, which was not as much girl friend experience as Kathrine's.

Ventured into Angels next door, they had 10 girls in the fishbowl at least 5 where OK 2 K or 2. 2 K / 1 hour.

One girl was 2. 5 K / hour apparently fresh from BKK.

Angel does not have room on site, you have to go across to short term hotel, where the room has a big tub.

Sow another massage place advertised across, did not investigate.

Ciao.

[Lucky 88]

Got a hold of them, they called me back from my call to the number you listed!

Same old location.

He said 1. 5 hours for 2,300.

So they are open. Will report.

Hi TGT,

Thank you very much for the info!

Could not get a hold of Kathrine's by phone yet, their messenger did not connect, I might just pop down and check it out. Will report.

Failing this I will head to Nuru.

So they have proper rooms and offer full service with "everything" kissing 69 ++ and all?

Do you remember the cost?

Thanks again!

Ciao.

[Lucky 88]

Hi TGT,

Thank you very much for the info!

Could not get a hold of Kathrine's by phone yet, their messenger did not connect, I might just pop down and check it out. Will report.

Failing this I will head to Nuru.

So they have proper rooms and offer full service with "everything" kissing 69 ++ and all?

Do you remember the cost?

Thanks again!

Ciao.

Christine has always been one to avoid, always an underwhelming experience and a massive rip off in price.

Try Nuru Massage on Sansabai for a better experience.

As to Katherine Massage I also believed it to be closed, but hadn't been down that way in months.

So I checked on Google and fount it was saying it was open, and even had a November 2023 StreetView photos supporting that.

Would suggest you give them a call, the neon advertising sign out front has their number as 099 372 1949.

They also appear to have a new website active with a chat facility, you could try that.

https://katherine69.com/

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Went first time to Christine's tonight and what a disappointment!

Lineup was very poor some in their mid 40's maybe 1 or 2 younger ones mid 30's.

I had limited time so I chose #99 as she at least smiled, she was one of the younger looking, but definitely around 40.

Paid the 3,600 and was introduced. Already not a good start when she pretended not to speak any English and would give her name as 99 - nothing else.

So we went for the routine which was set in stone. Bath NO TOUCHING, sit here,. Sit there. Onto the mattress no touching again..

Christine has always been one to avoid, always an underwhelming experience and a massive rip off in price.

Try Nuru Massage on Sansabai for a better experience.

As to Katherine Massage I also believed it to be closed, but hadn't been down that way in months.

So I checked on Google and fount it was saying it was open, and even had a November 2023 StreetView photos supporting that.

Would suggest you give them a call, the neon advertising sign out front has their number as 099 372 1949.

They also appear to have a new website active with a chat facility, you could try that.

https://katherine69.com/

[Lucky 88]

Went first time to Christine's tonight and what a disappointment!

Lineup was very poor some in their mid 40's maybe 1 or 2 younger ones mid 30's.

I had limited time so I chose #99 as she at least smiled, she was one of the younger looking, but definitely around 40.

Paid the 3,600 and was introduced. Already not a good start when she pretended not to speak any English and would give her name as 99 - nothing else.

So we went for the routine which was set in stone. Bath NO TOUCHING, sit here,. Sit there. Onto the mattress no touching again.

Onto the bed. Very mechanical very unsexy the ROUTINE had to be followed. Some play with babyoil on my dick and she insisted to put the condom next. No kissing. Extra money, no 69 extra money, I said OK just sex, no touching her pussy at all. By this time I gave up and left.

Went down to complain to the guys hanging around the lobby they said. This is 100% the correct procedure, no kissing, no 69, no BBBJ, no touching, nothing wrong. It does cost extra money which was not mentioned before, they sold it as kind of EVERYTHING included.

The whole place looks 30 years old anyway, the guys are unfriendly, felt more like a scam than a massage parlour.

In short 100% NOT recommended!! Worst experience I ever had in Thailand. Avoid at all cost! - unless you enjoy bad attitude, upsells and poor service by older ladies.

I went to Kathrine's in Phuket town pre-COVID and it was just wonderful. Tried 2 girls, one was OK, the other was on fire went to see her a couple of times.

Does anyone know if Kathrine's is still open? The numbers I found where disconnected.

There was another massage place next to Kathrine's with more and younger girls, but the service was not as good. YMMV - is this still open?

Or any other recommendations for massage places? I usually have limited time and prefer it to be organized in and out.

Thanks Ciao.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Anyone been to Ko Yao Noi? Would like to hear about the current lays of the land.

On Koh Yao Noi there are NO lays of the land.

No massage extras.

No bars / gogo's.

And likely no freelancers, as I've never seen or heard of any.

It's definitely a bring your own (from Phuket) environment.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Any info about Ko Yao Noi? (Is this the best forum for that?) Probably will stick to massage establishments, but am interested in general info about current scene.

Yes, this is the right forum for Koh Yao Noi information.

I hate to say it, but have to, and that is that you are shit out of luck on every front chasing pay for play pussy or any extras on Koh Yao Noi.

They don't say it in the brochures, but, Koh Yao Noi, and Yai and total Thai Muslim conservative islands.

The only action you would hope to find there might be fellow travelers like you.

Sadly, Koh Yao Noi is so way up market on pricing that the chance of finding a Tinder fuck and play companion are also highly unlikely.

[SnarkHunter]

Anyone been to Ko Yao Noi? Would like to hear about the current lays of the land.