Thai Women - Opinions & Advice

[Cpalace82]

Hey guys,

Have any of you dated a TG that lives in your home country?

If so, how are they to date?

[PinkPearl]

I've found that a high percentage of P4P TGs are not punctual, especially regarding next day appointments. Best to pick them up and take them straight to your room.

Likewise they seem to be more outspoken than Western women, saying what's on their mind. Such as the one who text messaged me saying "Fuck you. And your little dog too". I replied that I'd welcome her fucking me, but I would also like to fuck her.

Even from TGs with an otherwise excellent attitude they might on occasion blurt out something stupid, like "no good", accusing you of having a bad heart, sigh lie. Give her a nice tip or offer to buy her dinner if she's ever hungry and, all of a sudden, she is calling you "good man".

This spicy food called Som Tam, papaya salad, that so many TGs love seems to cause stomach upset in a lot of them. If it does that to those who've lived here, think what it will do to you. While LOS does not have Tums, they claim to have one or two substitutes for it in Antacil {6 Baht} and Gelusil {20 Baht}.

For fucking my experience is that the best TGs cum from Udon Thani, or thereabouts. That is, if they are telling the truth about their hometowns.

If she starts talking about if you like big or small mew and you have no clue what she's saying, don't worry, she is not suggesting you have kitten for dinner. {As far as I know TGs do not eat them, either sushi style or well done. } She is actually asking you about milk, which is a reference to breasts.

Speaking of kittens, if she makes kitten sounds and then starts laughing hystericly, thinking that is somehow funny, you should understand that this is typical Thai humour. Just go along with it while knowing she has not recently been freed from the institution depicted in One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.

If she looks at you with a blank look after you've asked her a question, fear not, she has not suddenly gone deaf or lost her mind. It seems that this may be a typical Thai response meaning "no". Apparently they are afraid to say the word. So don't get upset if you've asked her 3 times and still get the same look. For example you may have asked her if she'll smoke {do a BJ} for one hour.

As for trusting what P4P TGs tell you, I'd say, forget about it. She speak with forked tongue. Or, as the Scriptures tell us about the prostitute, she flatters with her mouth {sweet mouth} but her heart is far from you.

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