Hanoi

[Joffre]

I have been following these threads for years, but the post below was so useful I thought I must now sign up and contribute. If you want to go down market, there are hundreds of fake barber shops and tam quats where you can get a BBBJ on a grubby massage bed, and the girl will let you play with her. Often a bit routine, but great when you are in the right mood and have 20 minutes spare between work meetings. They are all over the city, but with lots down the far end of Thuy Khue (number 200 up) , and nearby Doc Ngu. My favourites? Phuong at 381 Kim Ma for best BBBJ. She's a real artist, takes it slow, tongue everywhere (yes) teasing and building you up for a great CIM finish. She's a little older than some, but cute smile and nice ass. She will do whatever you want but not FS. Another regular for me is Trang at 26 Doc Ngu. Young girl next door type with no special skills, but she and I fumble around like a couple of horny teens, and if you're very lucky she'll hand you a condom and you get the lot. Normally on her back legs together in the air jeans and panties round her ankles, but she will occasionally strip off and give you the whole GFE, or bend over the bed. Remember this is not really allowed, so needs to be when it's quiet. Next door down an alley there's a girl called Mai, who looks a bit scarily whorish with lipstick and lots of frizzy hair, but she's nice and pleasant, speaks a bit of English and will do FS for a fixed fee of 500. And finally my 3rd girl is Nga at Royal Rose Massage. 299 Cau Giay. This is a standard massage joint with clean sheets and towels, sauna etc. Nga is a bigger girl than most, which is a nice change. Beautiful face, she really aims to please, with good massage, nice HJ and a lot of playing before and after the sauna. She wears classy panties under her uniform, and if she lets you in (which is not always) you will see a great black forest of pube next to her smooth light skin. If you slide a tongue or finger in you will find a pussy that is big but tight and very wet after a little stroking. She likes it and trembles a bit, but keeps glancing at the little window. So, these are my girls for now. You can find your own, or try one of mine. If you do, I ask you for 2 things: 1. Treat them nicely and 2. Recommend new ones for me.

[The Guy]

I just finished up an extended stay in Hanoi and thought I'd pass this one.

For the short-term monger, Hanoi is tough. I suggest you do it the expensive way and go to the Fortuna, but it'll cost you $200 all night with peripheral expenses. Or do it the medium way and go to Nutz at the Sheraton where you'll pay $50 short-term or all night. Or do it the cheap way and visit a proven high-end men's massage parlor, but then you'll just get HJ for $20-30. If you're in town for a few nights and do not know locals who can guide you, your options are limited. I don't do the low-end places, so I can't comment on those.

If you go to the Fortuna, make sure you ask the Mamasan only to bring around the women who will do sex. Some only entertain guests in the Karaoke rooms. There are cheaper karaoke bars with pretty women but it's very hard to navigate them without local Vietnamese friends. As a foreigner on your own, I don't recommend you try on your own. If you just want a girl sent to you, you can call / text this Fortuna mamasan: Hoang 01686770888. Plan on $100 ST and $150 LT.

The easiest option are the men's massage parlors, but you have to know where the best talent is. It tends to change from time to time. For a while, I was going to the massage parlor of the Bao Som Hotel. 50 Nguyen Chi Thanh. Massage 200, 000 and most girls will generally be up for a meeting at a later time, just exchange cell numbers. I usually tipped 200, 000 for good service and 50, 000-100, 000 for mediocre service. However, over the past year, talent has deteriorated at that place. I also don't like wearing the shorts.

Some readers have recommended Kingston Club. 53b Hang Chuoi, and it's pretty decent. Around $20 for the massage and they'll bath you. Girls will probably meet up later. Tip 200, 000 for good service.

Best place at the moment is the "other" Oasis Hotel. 77 Doc Bac Co. You go into the restaurant and ride the elevator to the 5th floor (not the 6th, like the signs say). Never seen a foreigner in the place. Known by Vietnamese locals to have the best looking girls in town right now. VIP massage 450, 000 for 90 minutes. Big rooms. You can start by sitting in the easy chair and having the girl sit on your lap while you feel them up. Then she'll bathe you in the whirlpool, then massage. Unhurried HJ and the girls so far have been willing to meet up after their shifts (which, unfortunately, end at midnight). No shorts. The Oasis on Lang Ha is OK, but this one is much better. Tip 200, 000 for good service.

For long-timers in Hanoi, you have many options. There are so many girls / women who want to meet a Westerner to practice English or try something different. Just put an ad in any of the dating websites or even in the New Hanoian. It's like fishing. You'll pull in some attractive ones and some unattractive ones. As someone else on this site said, most wlomen will be longing for sex with you by the 3rd date. In fact, some Vietnamese women seem to be starving for sex. Best to invite them to your own apartment. They're more conflicted than Western women about sex, sometimes feel guilty but at the same time beg you not to stop.

Pluses of Viet girls: Much easier to get one with flat tummy, no kid than in Thailand, but they are less skilled in sex. Viet men make any foreigner look good to them. Lots of pent-up sexuality and fantasies with Western men. That can be fun.

Minuses of Viet girls: Bad teeth. The man really has to take the initiative, depending what you want to do.

[Qxeau]

Just HJ. Other services available outside by negotiation.

It's between Ngo 124 Au Co and Ngo 200 Au Co. Google Maps is wrong a the moment. What it says is Au Co is actually Xuan Dieu.

Does this price include full sex or is it just a hand job price?

I had a look on google map. Could you explain more what do you mean by on the Xuan Dieu bend? I don't seem to find anything with that name around that street.

Cheers

[Droplet]

Big sign, easy enough to spot. On the Xuan Dieu bend of Au Co. Tips range from 150k to 200k and up. Totally up to you.

Does this price include full sex or is it just a hand job price?

I had a look on google map. Could you explain more what do you mean by on the Xuan Dieu bend? I don't seem to find anything with that name around that street.

Cheers

[Qxeau]

Big sign, easy enough to spot. On the Xuan Dieu bend of Au Co. Tips range from 150k to 200k and up. Totally up to you.

This sounds like a place worth checking out. Where abouts on Au Co is it? Does it have a name to look out for? What sort of tip do the girls usual expect?

[Richard Dawkins]

This is a joint I have been to a couple of times. Most recently because an old favorite from Indara now works here.

This sounds like a place worth checking out. Where abouts on Au Co is it? Does it have a name to look out for? What sort of tip do the girls usual expect?

[Qxeau]

This is a joint I have been to a couple of times. Most recently because an old favorite from Indara now works here.

It's a pretty good place. Nice staff, clean premises, covering all manner of options. When you arrive you can park your motorbike downstairs, underneath. Safe and secure. Upon getting to reception, an aging but kindly papasan will give you a locker key. You then head upstairs one floor to the change room. Get your gear off and either grab a towel for a sauna or some shorts for a massage. They have westerner sized shorts which is a pleasant change from other joints!

Regarding girls, I had pre-booked my girl by text message so she was expecting me. However, I saw a few others recently and they are all of a high standard. Do not worry about that side of things. Despite this being a sauna-massage place, there is a sense of decorum about it. The ticket price is VND120k for a 1 hour massage. This gets paid on the way out. My girl came in to the massage room, which is of a good size, concrete walls a small gap at the top corner where an aircom unit is shared with the room next door, a fan is also on the wall. It's clean, has a decent sized massage bed with a not so firm mattress and plenty of room for fooling around. On this visit, having not seen her for a while, we fooled around for a while, kissing, touching etc, before it really was time for business. Having got me nice and ready under the shorts she whipped them off, oiled me up a little and proceeded to give me the sweetest hand job combined with excellent anal play. No BJ here. House rule. But. All girls are willing to meet you outside of work shifts so anything is negotiable. And they are all worth meeting.

When you have finished, you are offered a shower, escorted back to your locker to get changed and then the girl will take you back to the massage room to discuss her tip. Usually with her tongue down your throat and her hands firmly on your cock. Smart girls.

Overall, this is an excellent place with a nice low ticket price and tip negotiations totally between you and the girl. Recommended for the Au Co / Tay Ho area. Staff will get your bike ready for you as you exit. Good service. Give it a go.

[Muzungufotsy]

It's 200k but I don't know if we need to tip or not. I handed her a 100k and she was surprised that I gave her money. We need to reconfirm that!

Mate we already pay more than vietnamese

Why need to tip?

You get sex for 200k or only BJ?

[Towel]

What s the rate there?

It's 200k but I don't know if we need to tip or not. I handed her a 100k and she was surprised that I gave her money. We need to reconfirm that!

[Richard Dawkins]

The few times I have driven past recently, there has been one house with a lone, pretty decent looking lady, outside waving me in. Next time I am stopping and sampling the wares.

As I said before, I didn't get the number of either of the places I stopped at, but I'll try and narrow it down a bit for you. The first lady, that I had the good experience with, was on the southbound side of the road, heading towards Hoang Quoc Viet. She was quite a ways along the road, and may well be one of the last places with ladies on offer. Looking at the map, I'd say that it was just before the traffic light junction with Co Nhue / Tran Cung. I drove past her the first time I went down there, and didn't see any action past this junction.

As I said before, she wasn't the most attractive woman I've ever seen, a bit plump and certainly not young, but had a great attitude and nice big breasts. She may not always be there on her own, as there were two massage tables in the back, separated by curtains, but no more, so a small operation.

The other place I went to, that I had the bad experience at, was pretty much opposite her place on the northbound side of the road. This was a much more "industrial" place, with at least half a dozen girls available. Somewhere I intend to avoid in the future.

I hope that helps.

[Muzungufotsy]

They have a good Tam Quat in Pho Vong street (near Bach Mai Hospital) and it's open very late (I was there at 3am). Girls are maybe 5 or 6 but they do a good job! It's very friendly (Papasan also) and the girls will try to practice their english or be very excited that you can speak a little vietnamese. But like every Tam Quat, you are separate by a curtain. But if you go late, like around 1am, normally, they do not have a lot of customers, you'll be probably alone! ANW, I got a good experience there!

What s the rate there?

[Towel]

They have a good Tam Quat in Pho Vong street (near Bach Mai Hospital) and it's open very late (I was there at 3am). Girls are maybe 5 or 6 but they do a good job! It's very friendly (Papasan also) and the girls will try to practice their english or be very excited that you can speak a little vietnamese. But like every Tam Quat, you are separate by a curtain. But if you go late, like around 1am, normally, they do not have a lot of customers, you'll be probably alone! ANW, I got a good experience there!

[Qxeau]

The few times I have driven past recently, there has been one house with a lone, pretty decent looking lady, outside waving me in. Next time I am stopping and sampling the wares.

I've been to Pham Van Dong a couple of times now, thanks to the info I found on ISG. Great resource BTW. I have my own bike, which makes it fairly easy to get there and to slowly cruise the street. Not sure I'd want to venture down here as a tourist, if I didn't know anything about the city or the language.

The two times I've been, it was to the home brothel type places, although I think I'll have to try out a few of the massage places in the future.

The first time I went there I stopped at a place where there was only a single girl standing in a doorway to wave me down. I parked my bike inside and we negotiated 150, 000 for HJ / BBBJ. She took me into the back room, and got me to take off all my clothes and lay down on massage table. She seemed to quite enjoy having a white guy come and visit her, and there was lots of kissing and playing around. She was probably only a 5, and I have to say that I'm glad the lighting was low, but she certainly made up for it with her attitude, and her fairly big tits.

She lifted up her top and dropped her trousers and panties, and was happy to let my hands wander wherever I liked and for me to suck on her tits. I was fingering her nice hairy pussy and playing with her clit, which seemed to get her seriously worked up. When she wasn't sucking on my cock, she was giving me a handjob and kissing me furiously.

She finished me off with her hands, and then proceeded to clean me up with a towel. But didn't seem to be in any rush to get me out of there. She was still kissing me and playing with my cock, and put my hand back down to her pussy. I played with her clit and fingered her some more while we kissed until she seemed to come herself. We got dressed again and I paid her the money and also gave her a 100, 000 tip. I'd like to try and find this one again and see if I can get FS.

The second time I went, I stopped at a place that had a few more girls hanging around outside, and this place turned out to be far less pleasurable. The mamasan turned out to be a bit of a dragon lady, and demanding money up front. I should have left at this point, but paid up the 100, 000 asking price and went in. She then sent me upstairs via a ladder, and told me to lay down on the straw mat on the wooden floor and wait for the girl.

A minute or two later a fairly pretty girl comes up stairs, and takes off my shorts and starts playing with my cock. I try to get her to go down on me with no luck, she keeps refusing. Next thing she's calling the mamasan who comes up and asks "money, money" and indicates another 100, 000. I paid thinking I'd then get this girl to go down on me, but instead, the mamasan proceeds to suck me off while the young girl sits there like a wet fish.

I just lay there and go with it, and started to start feeling up the girl. I get my hand up her skirt, and start to try and slide my fingers into her pussy. She starts whining, and tries to pull away. I was getting fed up by now, so forced the issue, and held her in place with one arm, while fingering her. The whining really got on my nerves, but I persisted, and closed my eyes so I didn't have to look at the mamasan (who wasn't very attractive) working on my cock. She finished me off with her hand and I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Definitely won't be going back to that place.

Don't know the addresses to either of these places unfortunately.

[Richard Dawkins]

Went here a while back on a Friday night. Arrived about 11pm and the place was reasonably busy. I got myself a drink and sat down at the bar to watch the crowd and try to pick out the working girls. It didn't take long until a couple of girls came over to chat with me.

Both were a solid 9 and spoke enough English to have a bit of a conversation with. While we were chatting they were both being very touchy and were putting my hands on their legs, and letting my hands wander to their asses too. After a short time, one of them pulled me onto the dance floor for a bit of bump and grind. This one was very athletic, were a firmed toned body, and a great pair of very large fake breasts for good measure.

After a bit of a dance we went back to the bar and in between a bit more touching and chatting, the other girl asked if I wanted to go to a hotel with her friend. I told her that I wanted to take both of them back to my house, and asked how much it would cost. She told me that it was 1. 5M VND for each of them. I negotiated it down to 2M VND for the two of them which they agreed to, and shortly afterwards, I had them both of the back of my motorbike for the trip home.

The other girl was more dainty than her athletic friend, with a lovely squeezable bottom and small soft breasts.

We spent a couple of hours at my place with me trying out all my 3some fantasies and getting the full GFE with kissing etc. It was a hell of a lot of fun, and worth the price.

They offered to stay overnight, but once I'd had my fill, I asked them to leave. Never really trust a working girl to hang around while I'm sleeping, especially in my own home. When I went to pay them, a bit of an argument ensued. They tried to ask for 3M VND for the two of them, and I firmly told them that we had agreed to 2M VND. This went back and forth for quite a while, with me giving them the 2M VND and refusing to give them any more. They weren't happy, but eventually left with only the 2M VND.

It was a great night, and for an easy place to pick up girls in Hanoi, Nutz bar has to be the place to go. Not having to get a hotel certainly cuts down on the expense. Would certainly go there to pick up a girl again if I wanted the higher class GFE that is missing from the massage parlour services around town.

[Richard Dawkins]

I've been to Pham Van Dong a couple of times now, thanks to the info I found on ISG. Great resource BTW. I have my own bike, which makes it fairly easy to get there and to slowly cruise the street. Not sure I'd want to venture down here as a tourist, if I didn't know anything about the city or the language.

The two times I've been, it was to the home brothel type places, although I think I'll have to try out a few of the massage places in the future.

The first time I went there I stopped at a place where there was only a single girl standing in a doorway to wave me down. I parked my bike inside and we negotiated 150, 000 for HJ / BBBJ. She took me into the back room, and got me to take off all my clothes and lay down on massage table. She seemed to quite enjoy having a white guy come and visit her, and there was lots of kissing and playing around. She was probably only a 5, and I have to say that I'm glad the lighting was low, but she certainly made up for it with her attitude, and her fairly big tits.

She lifted up her top and dropped her trousers and panties, and was happy to let my hands wander wherever I liked and for me to suck on her tits. I was fingering her nice hairy pussy and playing with her clit, which seemed to get her seriously worked up. When she wasn't sucking on my cock, she was giving me a handjob and kissing me furiously.

She finished me off with her hands, and then proceeded to clean me up with a towel. But didn't seem to be in any rush to get me out of there. She was still kissing me and playing with my cock, and put my hand back down to her pussy. I played with her clit and fingered her some more while we kissed until she seemed to come herself. We got dressed again and I paid her the money and also gave her a 100, 000 tip. I'd like to try and find this one again and see if I can get FS.

The second time I went, I stopped at a place that had a few more girls hanging around outside, and this place turned out to be far less pleasurable. The mamasan turned out to be a bit of a dragon lady, and demanding money up front. I should have left at this point, but paid up the 100, 000 asking price and went in. She then sent me upstairs via a ladder, and told me to lay down on the straw mat on the wooden floor and wait for the girl.

A minute or two later a fairly pretty girl comes up stairs, and takes off my shorts and starts playing with my cock. I try to get her to go down on me with no luck, she keeps refusing. Next thing she's calling the mamasan who comes up and asks "money, money" and indicates another 100, 000. I paid thinking I'd then get this girl to go down on me, but instead, the mamasan proceeds to suck me off while the young girl sits there like a wet fish.

I just lay there and go with it, and started to start feeling up the girl. I get my hand up her skirt, and start to try and slide my fingers into her pussy. She starts whining, and tries to pull away. I was getting fed up by now, so forced the issue, and held her in place with one arm, while fingering her. The whining really got on my nerves, but I persisted, and closed my eyes so I didn't have to look at the mamasan (who wasn't very attractive) working on my cock. She finished me off with her hand and I couldn't get out of there fast enough. Definitely won't be going back to that place.

Don't know the addresses to either of these places unfortunately.