Hanoi

[Getting It On]

Third outing. walked along Nghi Tam road. If you walk from Sofitel Plaza you will notice a wider road, that is Nghi Tam road. Less than 30 meters walking on the road, you will see at least 3 Cat Tocs on the Left side. I skipped the first and went for the second one. All these Cat Tocs have darkened doors/windows. So just went inside, was a very shabby basic barbershop look. Then mamasan asked 'massage'? I said yes. Asked to go up to the first floor. there had 3 beds with curtain partitions.

Less than 3 mins later, mummy + girl comes up. Face: 3, Body: 3, Age: 30++ Mummy said Cat Toc, HJ and BJ no boom boom. I said change girl. Another comes up. Was worse than the first. With no Vietnamese in hand, communication was terrible! Said sorry and left. Went to the next one further down. Went in, same proceedure.

Waited and an OK looking Viet came up. I was horny as hell and just wanted a quick release. Managed with sign language and lotsa patience to get a BJ and HJ and massage. Damn it, just wanted release! There was another girl and i asked her to leave but she thought i wanted 2 girls. I tried to negotiate for CIM. But got lost in translation.

So pushed the additional girl out and she started to point to my cock and asked me to undress. Ok, pull up her top and bra and down her jeans and panties. Bushy pussy and very dry. Started with HJ and i thought it was too long and asked her to blow me. She took some wet wipes and started but was really lousy. Kept on using HJ more than BJ. So I spit and tried to get her wet but she was as dry as the arabian desert. very dark nipples which were long but thin. Breasts were 31A and had stretch marks on stomach i noticed.

I made myself cum asap and wanted CIM. pushed her head when i exploded but she shut her mouth with her teeth. My load did get into her mouth and she just spit out and that was that.

Just took the old towel and wiped my cock and she didnt even rinse her mouth or wash anything. I asked to wash my hands but she said no bathroom so thankfully i had a bottle of water with me which i cleaned next to my bed!

Asked for the massage ..hopefully that will save the terrible experience. I said now for massage. Wore back my underwear (dirty place it was). The massage was the lousiest i've ever experienced. no technique and stupid banging just for sounds. And less than 10 mins later, i said enough. Thank you. Bye bye.

Face: 5
Body: 4
Damage: VND 100k (House) + VND 200k (girl)
Age: 30++

Damn it. I have had enough of these places in Hanoi. Lousy place to monger.

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[Getting It On]

I tried to post this yesterday. I didn't come out. SO repost. Ok. Here is some info and the report of my second outing.

There is a narrow road called Yen Phu starting from Sheraton leading to Sofitel Plaza. In between there is a hotel called Thang Loi. All of which sits at West Lake.

If you are walking from Thang Loi Hotel or Sheraton, it will take you about less than 500m. If not, it will be about 10 mins walk from Sofitel Plaza. Walk along Yen Phu or Nghi Tam (main road). Both roads are parallel. If you walk on the main road. Nghi Tam, you will pass a Honda Dealer Showroom. You will see a Bac Doc Hotel (if I remember correctly). It has a large pink SAUNA. MASSAGE signboard.

Remember it is a hotel. But I found out it has 3 levels of 'service'. Enter directly and you will be greeted by the receptionist and you will already have menu's with prices. Basic massage $8 to VVIP massage $25. Basic is at level 3, if you want VIP or VVIP service its at levels 4 & 5 and you will be accompanied by a manager.

I opted for the VVIP. Led up and somehow, I wasnt undressed or watever. So waited at the very sitting small area for the room to be ready. I suppose thats because the sauna + jacuzzi + massage are all built-in. Agreed with the first girl sent. These MPs have standard uniforms. This one had ample cleavage on sight.

SOP: undressed. She then placed very small towel at the strategic areas. Started with scrub. Then wash off. Sauna. Bath. Allowed groping and free hand movement. Hesitated at the pussy but finally she gave in for me to make it from dry to wet. Which washing me in the tub, I slipped half my finger into her pussy. Then she stopped. But she started to tug at the rod.

Went to the sauna and dried off. Began massage. Was really good. Then she flipped me back and then off came the tiny towel as I was raging hard already. She teased a bit and asked if I wanted a HJ. I said no, I want a BJ. She immediately grabbed my cock and gave me a good suction BJ. Didn't do CIM.

Face: 7
Body: 8
Name: i forgot (its usually 1 syllable)
Damage: USD$25 (massage) + VND 300k (Tips)
Time: 2 hours

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[Ronin Valcho]

No problem getting it on, maybe next time, well I saw this place at fortuna, well the place has some beautiful vietnamese lass and the rate is $60 for ST and $100 for LT with $25 for the Mamasa, but be choosy and confirm first what you want for avoiding any dissapointment. Had this female for ST thats 1 1/2 hr fucked her all positions except the Arse, and came 3 times, wow it was real fun. Well till next time chao.

[HanoiGuy]

Hey buddy,

I am too in Hanoi wanna catch?

Hei, Ronin Valcho. I phoned to Dong Do Hotel. No guest names Ronin Valcho. I can't catch you. You can catch a taxi and tell driver to take you to Relax Bar (25 Ly Thuong Kiet street). Girls look okay in this bar. Have fun and take care!

[Getting It On]

Thanks Playsafe, Silly Puppy for your feedback. Sorry Ronin, couldn't squeeze anytime to arrange a time out. I'm here on business and was like a double agent.

Called the massage girl that morning and she didnt said sorry. Can you believe it! Well, I was saving my load for her. Damn it!

Anyway, to explain, I am sharing a room with with a colleague and on a tight business trip. So I'll report on my ongoings when i have the time. He is coming back in about 20 mins. So this is what i can cram into this report.

I've gotten good bearings and map reading of Hanoi. And i can provide some info on mongering activities for ya. Saw some Cat Tocs and will tell you guys when i have my sampling. Until then, i'm getting blue balls!

[Silly Puppy]

If you can bring her back to YOUR hotel then you are safe. There is no way she (or her gang) can blackmail you. I can't say about STD, though. This is a risky hobby so never do it without condom.

However, $150 for 3 to 4 hrs seems pretty stiff even it is cheap compared to Western standard. I'd bargain down to $100 and see how it goes then tip her another $10 if she sticks to the promise. There are some Hanoi girls who charge 1mil dong ($60) per shot and they are model quality if you are a Hanoi local guy and know where to look for them. Many Vietnamese do not want to share them with foreigners. Since she is a massage girl ~300K dong/hour is expected in Hanoi but it is hard to get this deal due to the simple fact that you are a foreigner.

[Playsafe]

sop: exfoilating + jacuzzi + sauna + massage
face: 7
body: 7
age: 21
name: q

she pointed to my cock for hj but i asked for bj and she started with vnd 500, 000. i said crazy. but she started to bbbj but i stopped her. who knows how much she will charge for this if i allowed it to happen. then i said vnd300, 000 but she insisted to cover what she was doing with a towel.

gave me her number and offer to come to my hotel in the morning for usd$150 for 3 hours 30 mins because she has to work in the afternoon.

what do you guys think? should i bargain for less? is it safe to use my mobile to contact her? and give her my room number? will this be a scam or will she cry [CodeWord123]? how much should i give her? how about tips?

its my first time in hanoi. and i have rtff but not much info. any idea if she is clean, std free, purely sex and not going to call her gang to blackmail me.

do they come back the next day to the room to find you without you asking them to come? i'm staying with a friend thats the problem. will slip him out tonight but tomorrow he is coming back.

according to your descriptions of the girl, she's worth $30 the most. 100-150k for hj & 150-200k for bj. for $150, you should be able to get one close to model quality. i would pay 500k for a massage girl whose looks is about an 8.

if you're worried her calling you at the wrong time, why don't you get another sim card or even better, get another phone? this way she can't call you on your business phone. i don't think she would come without you requesting it. if you're worried about her blackmailing you, just give her your hotel name & tell her to meet you at the lobby. as soon as you see her, tell her to turn off her phone, so that she can't contact anyone while she's in your room. after the deed, move to a different room. give her 50-100k if you were a performer. anything the sws make with their own effort/time, they keep. no sharing with anybody else whatsoever.

std free? don't bet on it. just to "playsafe", i always cover myself. no daty with sws or even girls who have slept w/a million guys before me. one minute of fun can cost you your life.

i said this once already, but i will say it again since a lot of people complain about how expensive the girls at clubs or bars are. when you spend $100 on a sw at the club, she probably gets to keep about 50% of it, if not less. she has to pay all kinds of people behind the scene. mamasan/papasan, the mafia, the loan sharks, her brand name clothes, cosmetic products, & expensive motorbike. she has invested a lot of her time & money in order to get to the bars/clubs. she doesn't just come straight from the farm to the club. they don't live the life style like factory working girls. they do have a lot of expenses & a lot of these girls have gambling problems as well. some of them even have to feed their boyfriends so they stay with them. comparing between the wages of the factory workers & these sws is not a very good way to decide how much we should pay for p4p. but, in any case, somebody must have paid for it or else the prices wouldn't be so high.

if you want something cheap, i suggest you try the motorbike girls & the ones by the zoo. that's just my 2 cents.

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[Ronin Valcho]

Hey buddy,

I am too in Hanoi wanna catch?

[Getting It On]

first time in hanoi and saw all the hot syts on motorcycles zooming about the city centre. most of these syts had really sexy bodies. was eager for some nightlife.

and in the evening i was looking forward with meeting a customer for dinner and relaxation. the vietnamese really know how to insist. i succumbed joining them to destress after a whole day working.

went to a mp somewhere at a basement of a relatively big hotel. forgot to take note of the name. we were whisked away so fast after alighting the taxi. the entrance is at the right side when u face the hotel.

then after our host talked to the manager, i was immediately ushered to a vip room with a massage table + mini sauna + jacuzzi. i think they forgot about changing into pjs and slippers. immediately started the whole thing.

sop: exfoilating + jacuzzi + sauna + massage
face: 7
body: 7
age: 21
name: q

during the jacuzzi, she washed me all over including waking up my cock. and during the massage, she used finger to run all over my ass and balls while i lay on my stomach and massaged my balls so i obliged by lifting my ass up a bit for her to reach my cock. this must be their way of tempting you.

played abit with her leg. she pointed to my cock for hj but i asked for bj and she started with vnd 500, 000. i said crazy. but she started to bbbj but i stopped her. who knows how much she will charge for this if i allowed it to happen. then i said vnd300, 000 but she insisted to cover what she was doing with a towel.

hated this as no view of the action and if its without towel, people outside can look in. this is the bad bit as door has a big see-tru window directly on the massage table. so no discreetion for people walking outside.

so i got tired of the whole thing (less than 90 seconds) and asked her to stop. i didn't even cum and she kept pestering me for a tip. so managed to bargain until vnd 200, 000 for tips. what a rip-off. but gave me her number and offer to come to my hotel in the morning for usd$150 for 3 hours 30 mins because she has to work in the afternoon.

what do you guys think? should i bargain for less? is it safe to use my mobile to contact her? and give her my room number? will this be a scam or will she cry [CodeWord123]? how much should i give her? how about tips?

its my first time in hanoi. and i have rtff but not much info. any idea if she is clean, std free, purely sex and not going to call her gang to blackmail me.

do they come back the next day to the room to find you without you asking them to come? i'm staying with a friend thats the problem. will slip him out tonight but tomorrow he is coming back.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Getting It On]

first time in hanoi and saw all the hot syts on motorcycles zooming about the city centre. most of these syts had really sexy bodies. was eager for some nightlife.

and in the evening i was looking forward with meeting a customer for dinner and relaxation. the vietnamese really know how to insist. i succumbed joining them to destress after a whole day working.

went to a mp somewhere at a basement of a relatively big hotel. forgot to take note of the name. we were whisked away so fast after alighting the taxi. the entrance is at the right side when u face the hotel.

then after our host talked to the manager, i was immediately ushered to a vip room with a massage table + mini sauna + jacuzzi. i think they forgot about changing into pjs and slippers. immediately started the whole thing.

sop: exfoilating + jacuzzi + sauna + massage
face: 7
body: 7
age: 21
name: q

during the jacuzzi, she washed me all over including waking up my cock and during the massage, she used finger to run all over my ass and balls while i lay on my stomach and massaged my balls. obviosly i obliged by lifting my ass up a bit for her to reach my cock. this must be their way of tempting you.

i was rather passive as i had been drinking loads. bu i finally was game and played abit with her leg. she pointed to my cock for hj but i asked for bj and she started with vnd 500, 000. i said crazy. but she started to bbbj but i stopped her. who knows how much she will charge for this if i allowed it to happen. then i said vnd300, 000 but she insisted to cover what she was doing with a towel.

hated this as no view of the action and if its without towel, people outside can look in. this is the bad bit as door has a big see-tru window directly on the massage table. so no discreetion for people walking outside.

so i got tired of the whole thing (less than 90 seconds) and asked her to stop. i didn't even cum and she kept pestering me for a tip. so managed to bargain until vnd 200, 000 for tips. what a rip-off. but gave me her number and offer to come to my hotel in the morning for usd$150 for 3 hours 30 mins because she has to work in the afternoon.

what do you guys think? should i bargain for less? is it safe to use my mobile to contact her? and give her my room number? will this be a scam or will she cry [CodeWord123]? how much should i give her? how about tips?

its my first time in hanoi. and i have rtff but not much info. any idea if she is clean, std free, purely sex and not going to call her gang to blackmail me.

do they come back the next day to the room to find you without you asking them to come? i'm staying with a friend thats the problem. will slip him out tonight but tomorrow he is coming back.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Getting It On]

first time in hanoi and saw all the hot syts on motorcycles zooming about the city centre. most had really sexy bodies.

was looking forward with meeting a customer for dinner and relaxation. insisted that i join them to destress after a whole day working.

went to a mp somewhere underground of a relatively big hotel. forgot to take note of the name. we were whisked away so fast after alighting the taxi. the entrance is at the right side when you face the hotel.

was immediately ushered to a vip room with a massage table + mini sauna + jacuzzi.

sop: exfoilating + jacuzzi + sauna + massage
face: 7
body: 7
age: 21
name: q

during the jacuzzi, she washed me all over including waking up my cock. and dring the massage, she used finger to run all over my ass and balls while i lay on my stomach. and massaged my balls so i obliged by lifting my ass up a bit for her to reach my cock.

played abit. asked for bj but she say vnd 500, 000. i said crazy. but she started to bbbj but i stopped her. insisted to cover what she was doing with a towel. bad bit is that the door has a big see-tru window directly on the massage table. so no discreetion for people walking outside.

i didn't even cum and she kept pestering me for a tip. so managed to bargain until vnd 200, 000 for tips. what a rip-off. but gave me her number and offer to come to my hotel in the morning for usd$150 for 3 hours 30 mins because she has to work in the afternoon.

what do you guys think? should i bargain for less? is it safe to use my mobile to contact her? and give her my room number? will this be a scam or will she cry [CodeWord123]? how much should i give her? how about tips?

its my first time in hanoi. and i have rtff but not much info. so main thing is if she is clean, std free, purely sex and not going to call her gang to blackmail me.

do they come back the next day to the room to find you without you asking them to come? i'm staying with a friend thats the problem. will slip him out tonight but tomorrow he is coming back.

i miss china now that this is happening to me in hanoi. i'm living very near sheraton at the west lake. thang loi

[Ronin Valcho]

Hey man,

I have seen some great reports about you, I am reaching on20th aug, and staying at Dong Do Hotel, would like to catch up with you, if you can leave your number at the front desk of the hotel, will call you up, just tell them a guest will ask for this, CHAO.

[Namsao]

Hi guys,

I'm just wondering. If you want to know if a hotel is GF, can you actually call them & find out about their policy for bringing girls to your room? Or is it something you just have to ask them once you're there?

Thanks

The best way to find out is to ask the girls themselves. I accept that this isn't so good if your a first timer in town, but I can confirm that the Fortuna and Oasis are both GF.

As a general rule of thumb, all three star and below hotels which are not government owned are GF.

Hilton? still don't know. Girl I was with said it was sometimes, didn't want to test it out.

BTW, if you are staying at a non-GF hotel make sure you leave the bar or nightclub early. I left with a girl at 12:10 last week, only to spend 50 minutes traveling all over the city trying to find a hotel for a ST. We ended up going to 5 mini-hotels before we found one open.

[Playsafe]

Hi guys,

I'm just wondering. If you want to know if a hotel is GF, can you actually call them & find out about their policy for bringing girls to your room? Or is it something you just have to ask them once you're there?

Thanks

[Ronin Valcho]

Hi guys,

Reaching Hanoi on 20th ,still no replies on Dong do hotel ,is it GF awaiting replies from regulars like Namsao.

I appreciate the help.