Hanoi

[ImTedKoppel]

First off I find Hanoi info very sketchy and contradictory over the internet, so I'm going by provide as many facts as I can and hope this post doesn't get flagged for some commercial advertisement rule. So here we go.

November 2018 I go to Mai Spa on 47/5 Nguyen Khanh Toan. It's about a 20-25 min scooter ride from the old quarter. If you see the Lotte Plaza tower you are almost there. There are also a few other massage places around there too, such as Dich Blue Massage which is 3 buildings down and Sakura Spa maybe 2 blocks on 175 Bo Song. To get to Mai Spa you can ask your driver to take you to Highlands Coffee at the beginning of the block. There's a ton of construction in that area, so maybe tricky to find as Mai Spa is off the main road. It's on a small road parallel to the main one. It's like a frontage street.

So you walk in, they speak absolutely no English but they have an English menu (see my uploaded pic). Walk in and the guys will straight up say, 450 k + 500 k tip. You pay 450 k as you leave. 500 k goes to the girl in the room.

They take me upstairs and I use Google translate and ask the guy for a "skinny girl" and tipped him 100 k. He leads me to a room and I ask him about the window in the door but they all have it. I wait and within 5-10 minutes true to my request a tall skinny girl shows up maybe a 6/10 on my scale. She wasn't really doing it for me and seemed grumpy. I didn't have a good vibe so I took out Google translate and made up some bull crap about asking for English speaker and she said none. Then I asked her to change. Next girl shows up. Rounder face, all smiles, Asian see cups, kind of whimsical type of girl. She's a keeper. Thuy #17 age 25. Speaks absolutely no English but she's cheery and fun so no prob.

She preps the bath and starts sauna and takes off my clothes piece by piece. After 5 minutes can't get sauna working. No big deal, I don't care for it, so it's straight to the tub. Turns on the Jets and Washes me head to toe. Not super thorough like I had at Minh Minh Tam in HCMC but good enough. Plays a little with my little man. After bath we go to shower room and she rinses me off then tower dries me.

Table time. I hate how the towels smell. It's the stupid milk bath. She cracks my joints, punches and rubs. It's ok, but not the pro level massage at Minh Minh Tam. Next she leaves get some stuff, ties up her hair,. Takes off her clothes and goes shower. Nice full tits, perky nipples, almost pink. Hair pussy, one small tattoo on her back.

She comes back and exclaims action time comments in Viet. Its really cute and (BTW table is out of view from the window in my room) she's playful the whole time. She does the yogurt and milk licking and sucking all over your body which I didn't really care for. The towels have a milk smell that won't go away. Flip and she works on the ground and chest, licking sucking titillating. Turns me on. BBBJ, stroke, BBBJ strike, strokes while sucking my nips. I grab her boobs and finger her. Fake moans, explosion time. Relieved we smile and she wipes and cover me with towel. She goes to shower off. She comes back, leads me to shower by myself and she dresses. I dress and we try to chat a little. Fun little girl. I tip her and ask her for a pic. It's a huge no, I even offer to tip her and pull out money. It's still a no. Shame. I joke more and she takes me down. They ask me for 450 k. BTW forgot but she turning off half the lights but setup was funny in the room so she just left them on. I like it on to see her hot body.

The girl at the front desk speaks one of my languages and we chat like 5 - 10 minutes and she translates to the other guys. I get a card and writes the closing time of 1:30 am on the card. I should have asked her if I can get 2 girls but I forgot. Walk out and I visit the Nha Nghi's at the end of the street. I walk in and ask 2 of them if they have girls there. I use Google. They say no. But. Earlier. I saw a van pull up and drop me off 2 girls at one of them. So I call BS. He could probably arrange but doesn't want to deal with a non-native.

Would I repeat? Don't think so. That milk smell really bugs and the rooms are just so so. Value wise. 950 k total no haggling. That's $40 USD. That's a bargain compared to what spent in Tokyo the other day.

Anyways. I'll upload the menu, card and pics. So there are the facts.

[MutantChicken]

Things have changed. There're now less girls and more male customers. At least on Sun & Mon when I'm there.

There're no girls at any Nha Nghi permanently. They're all delivered by bikes. I walked a few rounds in & out of the dead end of BXD area, can't even see one sitting inside any Nha Nghi.

And feedback from frequent customers with me at the same Nha Nghi confirmed that the price went up.

The girls never ask for any tip, and tell you to pay straight to the counter. When they walk out, they collect 150 k from the owner.

In fact, attractive girls are so rare now, there's this 1 girl, was F 4 straight times by 4 different men, as soon as she got down to the counter, she's taken again. She never gets to leave the building for 3 hours continuously.

Are you Vietnamese and speak the language because if not then you will be told the price that included the "commission" IE 300 k, regulars still pay 250 k, ie how did you get feedback. Also if you are a foreigner the BEST girls are never brought to you as they get requested by regulars by name and number etc, only the uglier girls will be brought to you as they are the ones not so busy. Further the best ones will refuse most foreigners, I have seen them refuse most Caucasians, All Indians and many east Asians eh Chinese, Koreans and Japanese. I stay there 24/7 for up to two weeks and I'm Vietnamese and I speak the language.

[ScorpioAngel]

My advice to you, never stay at the Nha Nghi (motel) where they have girls rigt there, because the rooms are often dirty, and you will have less selection as they will try to get you to fuck the girls they have to have more profit. Because if you choose girls from another motel, they have to pay them.

So next time, choose a Motel within 10 min walking distance to the Bo Xay Dung Area, so whenever you feel like to go in, just walk in to any Nha nghi, have a seat, have a beer, and choose, if you don't like move to next one. No hard feeling, and the price should only be 250 K. Tell them you come directly, and you know the price.

Gluck mate and be safe

Things have changed. There're now less girls and more male customers. At least on Sun & Mon when I'm there.

There're no girls at any Nha Nghi permanently. They're all delivered by bikes. I walked a few rounds in & out of the dead end of BXD area, can't even see one sitting inside any Nha Nghi.

And feedback from frequent customers with me at the same Nha Nghi confirmed that the price went up.

The girls never ask for any tip, and tell you to pay straight to the counter. When they walk out, they collect 150 k from the owner.

In fact, attractive girls are so rare now, there's this 1 girl, was F 4 straight times by 4 different men, as soon as she got down to the counter, she's taken again. She never gets to leave the building for 3 hours continuously.

[Sex God]

Reporting live from Do Son. Staying at a Nha Nghi, for VND250 k per night inclusive of lunch & dinner. But the place have an unwritten rule. Guest must fire min 2 shots per day. Girls at VND300 k per shot.

Thanks for reporting! Please be physically kind to the girls and people there. (Don't pay higher than normal prices and don't tip like a naive idiot though. Thanks in advance for basically making sure the place stays nice for when I arrive.).

Also seems very, very advisable to listen to advice posted by Cohen on this.

A little shocking to see that the first post from a non-Viet visitor, that is seemingly there because of Cohen's reports, has already been paying more than Cohen stated the price is there.

Attention any and all visitors to Vietnam: Don't overpay! Morons have already ruined Thailand and Angeles city prices by overpaying and tipping like idiots there! There aren't many places that naive fools and idiot showoffs haven't basically ruined for themselves and the rest by overpaying and tipping in countries where there is no tipping culture among locals.

Remember that a person that overpays in Vietnam is viewed as a fool, a chump, and an easier target of more scams by locals in Vietnam. That is especially true of foreign fools that leave a large tip to show off or try to get a girl to like them by tipping her more money than any other guy would, which generally in Vietnam I don't think guys tip the girls at all generally. Maybe some rare guys do, but likely only a small percent of the main payment. Some places maybe there is a payment to the location and then a payment to the girl, but that is not a tip.

Again, don't pay more than prices recently posted on this forum. Especially from reports like those Cohen posted. (Unless haggling has truly been tried and the sellers didn't budge at all. Then maybe start walking away. Then look back. Haha. That is Asia).

Only budge on that a little if have already said "I know the price is 250,000 and not higher. " at least a couple of times and tried haggling to the point where none of the people are showing any flexibility and that is basically that. Then go to 260,000. Then maybe 275,000. 275,000.

Remember that this is mainly about preventing inflation in the long term. And actually the local viet customers don't want anybody to overpay either. Those guys want to keep the prices as low as possible.

Thus to maintain affordable prices and maintain friendliness from local customers, truly try to keep the prices at 250,000 there.

Likely coming there soon. Maybe next week. Sitting at a hotel in China now and Xiamen in China has been an example of how utterly bafflingly retarded a nation such as China can get when some overpay for years.

Some bubble tea shops in Ciamen sell a cup of bubble tea for almost 4 US dollars. In craphole China. Anyway, China is crashing and burning like a flaming turd now and most of the Chinese population obviously can't affordably buy that bubble tea and nor can most mainland Chinese afford the rents in China.

Ah. Such is the evils of Chinese oligarchy.

[David Cohen]

Reporting live from Do Son. Staying at a Nha Nghi, for VND250 k per night inclusive of lunch & dinner. But the place have an unwritten rule. Guest must fire min 2 shots per day. Girls at VND300 k per shot.

My advice to you, never stay at the Nha Nghi (motel) where they have girls rigt there, because the rooms are often dirty, and you will have less selection as they will try to get you to fuck the girls they have to have more profit. Because if you choose girls from another motel, they have to pay them.

So next time, choose a Motel within 10 min walking distance to the Bo Xay Dung Area, so whenever you feel like to go in, just walk in to any Nha nghi, have a seat, have a beer, and choose, if you don't like move to next one. No hard feeling, and the price should only be 250 K. Tell them you come directly, and you know the price.

Gluck mate and be safe

[ScorpioAngel]

Reporting live from Do Son. Staying at a Nha Nghi, for VND250 k per night inclusive of lunch & dinner. But the place have an unwritten rule. Guest must fire min 2 shots per day. Girls at VND300 k per shot.

[David Cohen]

Bare sex for sure feel great but please watch out for STD / HIV, it is more common in Vietnam than western countries.

I met the first girl in my report below, she is a MILF with a very tight body and cute face. Business woman, divorced. We met for dinner, it was great, lots of smiles and eye contact and talk. I invited her up to my room and then the shyness began. We got upstairs and it was obvious this was going nowhere. SO after 15 minutes I said "probably time for you to go home. ".

I walked her to her GRAB car, and she gave me a hug and quick kiss on lips and into the car. I walked back to my hotel and then the text messages started from her. SO. I suggested she tell the driver to turn around and bring her back. Didn't happen. More chatting when she got home. Finally I said "if you are so interested in me, do something crazy. Get a ride and come back" and her response was "wait for me I will come to you. ".

Needless to say, in about 30 minutes she is back at hotel. And 10 minutes later, we were in bed. She is clearly a businesswoman, not shy in her job, not shy in public until things get more serious, but in bed, wow. She was fun. We slept afterward and round 2 in the AM. She told me she takes birth control pills so I could go "au natural" and unload deep inside of her. I do love real girls!

Tonite I meet the girl that I had met at Hoa Kiem lake. She has a very nice body and great smile and face. So we will see.

GG.

[Beast415]

There are some massage parlor (BJ bar really) that is cheap about 200 K - 400 K, but the quality is not great and not clean. You can check the Tam Trinh st (along the Kim Nguu river), total of 10 shops on that st.

I tried this street. I went to 5 places. Two were cheap but woman were probably 40's fat old. Two other places quoted 900 k and 950 k I didn't stay. 5 was 200 massage plus tip 200 HJ 400 BJ, this place I agreed to as I was fucking tired already. Paid 200 k went to room. Decent room, had ac and shower, chick came, started to massage, but its not a massage its like she's poking me with a stick, then she starts telling me I'm fat, she's fat for a Vietnamese hooker, after 10 minutes of this I tell her stop, I get dressed, and leave, if service will be like this I'm not going to pay more money for more shit service. Get dressed tell receptionist girl is no good and leave. I would not recommend anyone waste time in this area without information of possible better experienced provider.

[Geneva Guy]

Well, this night didn't start out so good. The big rain made girl #2 late by 90 minutes. Turns out this gal has a bit of money. She has a huge SUV, her cousin is paid to do the driving, she owns 2 flats in Times City (vincom property) and has traveled to many places.

Her cousin drove us to dinner (I told her we could walk there in 10 minutes), we got there and she said "I don't eat a lot" so we ordered an entree and veggies and she devoured most of it on her own hahaha. She wanted to pay the bill, I couldn't let her do that. Sometimes during our meal I wondered if she was a bit "off" because she was laughing and carrying on about stuff I could not understand, but I decided that is her personality. I got invited to stay at her second place (with her mother), and told her I appreciated it but if I stay, I'd prefer to stay with her in her bed. She said OK.

Got a ride back to the hotel and she came up, some small talk, she wanted to try some of the black licorice I brought, didn't like it and then kissed me. We had a brief hugging and kissing session and she announced that she had not had sex for 6 years, and while she didn't miss it, she wants it again now. Can't stay tonite cause her kid is at grandma's and she needs to get him. But can she come back tomorrow night and sleep over. Well, I can't turn this down, so we will see.

She certainly has a hot little body hehehe. I still love regular girls!

Stay Tuned.

GG.

[Geneva Guy]

I met the first girl in my report below, she is a MILF with a very tight body and cute face. Business woman, divorced. We met for dinner, it was great, lots of smiles and eye contact and talk. I invited her up to my room and then the shyness began. We got upstairs and it was obvious this was going nowhere. SO after 15 minutes I said "probably time for you to go home. ".

I walked her to her GRAB car, and she gave me a hug and quick kiss on lips and into the car. I walked back to my hotel and then the text messages started from her. SO. I suggested she tell the driver to turn around and bring her back. Didn't happen. More chatting when she got home. Finally I said "if you are so interested in me, do something crazy. Get a ride and come back" and her response was "wait for me I will come to you. ".

Needless to say, in about 30 minutes she is back at hotel. And 10 minutes later, we were in bed. She is clearly a businesswoman, not shy in her job, not shy in public until things get more serious, but in bed, wow. She was fun. We slept afterward and round 2 in the AM. She told me she takes birth control pills so I could go "au natural" and unload deep inside of her. I do love real girls!

Tonite I meet the girl that I had met at Hoa Kiem lake. She has a very nice body and great smile and face. So we will see.

GG.

[David Cohen]

Well, I know many people think that hanoi is a mongering desert. Me, not into hookers really, so when my former "regular girl" decided to get odd, I decided that I would try some new tactics to find regular girls.

First BADOO. I'm not too thrilled with Tinder, but Badoo resulted in a contact within a couple of hours. A MILF (I like those) very cute face and nice body, divorced and educated (I like that). We video chat to check each other out, and will have dinner tomorow night. Let's see, but she seems quite small and sexy on video.

Then. We Chat, the search function mostly turns up hookers (I do love to play with them when they say "I like money" I say "I like to eat pussy and fuck pussy and ass", that is generally the end of them). Found an office girl, early 30's, a bit chunky, speaks good English. We met for coffee and within 10 minutes she was telling me how great my eyes are, leaning over to get our faces closer, etc. I wasn't up for going back to the hotel, but she made it clear that next time, fucking is on the table. We will see.

So, as long as I was around Hoa Kiem lake, I took in the Sunday sites. Was listening to a bunch of teens sing and play guitar when some woman tried to get through to take a picture. I stepped aside and gave her my up front spot. After the picture, she started a long chat with me, maybe late 20's, early 30's. With her hair up, she was cute, but then she put it down and wow, very pretty lady. We talked, exchanged pics and I met her 7 year old boy who was with her cousins there. We set up a date for later this week and she is sending me kissy icons already. She has a very pretty face and nice body, speaks good english, educated with a good job. This one may be a real hit (I can't wait to get those panties off hahaha).

In fact ALL have good jobs, so no financial outlay for me!

I'll keep all informed. I have my fingers crossed for the 3rd one (first) and then maybe #2 (cause I think she will be aggressive in bed, gave me a big hug in public when I left her).

If you want hookers they are here but well. Not for me.

GG.

Yeah, if you have willing to spend sometimes to talk and date, you going to have a lot of fun and cost is minial. Just casual bubble tea date, hot pot dinner date and you can fuck lot of them the first of second date easily.

[David Cohen]

Hello everyone,

I just touched down in Hanoi and I will be here for a while.

Can anyone recommend any hot tocs (BJ bars) here in the 400 range? Is there anything like Saigon's NPK here?

Thanks in advance.

Beast.

There are some massage parlor (BJ bar really) that is cheap about 200 K - 400 K, but the quality is not great and not clean. You can check the Tam Trinh st (along the Kim Nguu river), total of 10 shops on that st.

[Geneva Guy]

Well, I know many people think that hanoi is a mongering desert. Me, not into hookers really, so when my former "regular girl" decided to get odd, I decided that I would try some new tactics to find regular girls.

First BADOO. I'm not too thrilled with Tinder, but Badoo resulted in a contact within a couple of hours. A MILF (I like those) very cute face and nice body, divorced and educated (I like that). We video chat to check each other out, and will have dinner tomorow night. Let's see, but she seems quite small and sexy on video.

Then. We Chat, the search function mostly turns up hookers (I do love to play with them when they say "I like money" I say "I like to eat pussy and fuck pussy and ass", that is generally the end of them). Found an office girl, early 30's, a bit chunky, speaks good English. We met for coffee and within 10 minutes she was telling me how great my eyes are, leaning over to get our faces closer, etc. I wasn't up for going back to the hotel, but she made it clear that next time, fucking is on the table. We will see.

So, as long as I was around Hoa Kiem lake, I took in the Sunday sites. Was listening to a bunch of teens sing and play guitar when some woman tried to get through to take a picture. I stepped aside and gave her my up front spot. After the picture, she started a long chat with me, maybe late 20's, early 30's. With her hair up, she was cute, but then she put it down and wow, very pretty lady. We talked, exchanged pics and I met her 7 year old boy who was with her cousins there. We set up a date for later this week and she is sending me kissy icons already. She has a very pretty face and nice body, speaks good english, educated with a good job. This one may be a real hit (I can't wait to get those panties off hahaha).

In fact ALL have good jobs, so no financial outlay for me!

I'll keep all informed. I have my fingers crossed for the 3rd one (first) and then maybe #2 (cause I think she will be aggressive in bed, gave me a big hug in public when I left her).

If you want hookers they are here but well. Not for me.

GG.

[Beast415]

Hello everyone,

I just touched down in Hanoi and I will be here for a while.

Can anyone recommend any hot tocs (BJ bars) here in the 400 range? Is there anything like Saigon's NPK here?

Thanks in advance.

Beast.

[Sex God]

With all due respect, you are asking for too much but you want to pay too little.

Good luck and enjoy your journey!

Also, if read my post thoroughly, I said it should be that price or lower "around the World". Because women have intentionally been trying to use pussy to scam and manipulate males too much.

Remember to not go into that completely ridiculous, yet humorously common Asian guy mode of trying to show off by paying ridiculously overpriced prices for things to impress people. That is a common Asian guy pitfall in Asia, although not as much outside of Asia obviously.

Anything that has become more abundant, such as girls and pussy, should actually always cost less than it did before actually. Prices should go down, if anything. That is simple economics.

And never ever empower a pussy. Keep those prices down and those pussies subjugated or otherwise risk being subjugated by them.