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02-08-24 21:29 #2540
Posts: 114Originally Posted by HanoiMongers [View Original Post]
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02-07-24 10:53 #2539
Posts: 26Originally Posted by TConor [View Original Post]
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01-22-24 09:01 #2538
Posts: 547Question. Last time here
If you wanted a happy ending a $5 or maybe a $10 tip in US cash dollars was all you needed. Anyone know what it is today?
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01-17-24 16:54 #2537
Posts: 30Originally Posted by HanoiMongers [View Original Post]
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01-17-24 13:50 #2536
Posts: 26Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
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01-14-24 04:11 #2535
Posts: 1Lady barbershops
Hello everybody! I was wondering if anybody has ever encountered a barbershop which offers massage and a he and other, extra services in Hanoi? Saw some videos on YouTube and was wondering if the concept is real. If yes, where are such shops found? Anything to report?
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01-11-24 04:08 #2534
Posts: 659Hcmc
Originally Posted by HotelAl [View Original Post]
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01-11-24 00:50 #2533
Posts: 6513Ho Chi Minh City
HCMC is definitely better for sex with 10 x more girls than Hanoi listed on line.
Lots of Hanoi girls move South to HCMC to work. About 2 out of 3 come from the North. I find it much easier to find and book hot girls without baits and switches like in Hanoi.
Besides a lot more on line girls in HCMC, hundreds girls work in bars and massages in Japan town. Traffic is also better in HCMC.
But everything in Vietnam is fucked up compared to Thailand, where everything is nice, clean, easy, relaxed, safe and cheap.
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01-10-24 15:40 #2532
Posts: 123Hanoi or Ho Chi Minh City
I am planning a trip To Viet Nam next month, I have been to Thailand, Brazil, Mexico, and 3 other South American countries. This is my first time going to Vietnam. I am asking for your advice. Which is the better place for my first time? Your help is appreciated.
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01-09-24 16:27 #2531
Posts: 6513Booking
The girls have to deal with lots of guys just window shop, kick tires, not buy, so they are pretty busy and prefer to be brief and quick.
You can use foreign tel. Girls will figure out the foreigners anyway. Use Translate and ask quick questions in their language:
Are you XXX? Them la XXX?
Where is the hotel? Hotel o dau?
ZZ: ZZ OK? ZZ: ZZ gio OK?
They would quickly give you name, address of the hotel and the time they can meet you.
Get to the hotel. Text them the hotel name and room number and wait in the room. They usually show up in 5 to 10 minutes.
Insist on seeing the girl in the picture since some hot girls are busy and may let their fat, ugly friends take the date.
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01-09-24 03:18 #2530
Posts: 30Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
Curious if I would be able to even book anyone with English and a foreign number.
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01-08-24 11:50 #2529
Posts: 156Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
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01-08-24 09:47 #2528
Posts: 6513Video calls
I never had baits and switches in HCMC.
With stupid shenanigans in Hanoi, I will ask girls for video calls before heading out.
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01-07-24 22:21 #2527
Posts: 6513Quynh Anh, 300 K Hai Ba Trung, Fake Pics
Various sites list Cau Giay with close to 1000 hot girls. I wanted to try Hai Ba Trung district nearer to the hotel, with girls looking nice, slim, pretty, innocent like Quynh Anh in the pic.
HBT dis is about 5 miles South of Old Town, $4 Grab car ride, along the tall dike of Red river. The population used to be dirt poor fishermen but the area has been urbanized with hundreds thousands family restaurants and store fronts selling the same craps nobody buys. I had serious concerns how this country manage to feed the 100-million plus population, not producing anything, only reselling cheap Chinese craps and renting out rooms in fuck motels.
The area is low land with a huge 200-foot wide, dozen miles long drainage canal running through the middle, full of rotten muck like sewage. The motel was grimy bldg in an alley with a large sign showing a leather fuck couch, very suggestive. People just ride their bikes through thin shade, rent ST rooms to fuck hoes. Thousands of fuck motels are everywhere.
Rooms looked old with dingy sheets and towels smelling sweaty. Bathroom was old, run down with mold on walls. This area is like low -class ghetto, compared to new, nice, clean room in Cau Giay. Damn.
Texted Quynh Anh room number, waited a few minutes, she came in an older, crude, chunky country woman in mid 30's, arms and legs bigger than mine hehe, completely different from the sweet young girl in the pics.
I got really pissed off, told her I wanted the hot girl in the pics, I would never fuck someone like her. She argued she looked exactly like the pics, but in real life only about twice as old and twice as thick.
She said she had not been paying Gaito, did not know why they kept listing her. It sounded like stupid bull shit, Gaito alters pics, lists the girls hoping for payment. She wanted moto ride money but I said bullshit to it.
I rode elevator down to the grimy front desk, complained to the guy about old, ugly women using fake pics, had not done anything with her, did not want to pay 100 K room rent. He said he only rented room, had nothing to do with the hoes and I owed money. Shit, wasted my time and money, I was pissed off.
Cau Giay lists close to 800 girls whom I found looking exactly like their pics, nice, clean, pretty, pleasant girls in nice, clean, upscale fuck motels. They seem to be serious and better organized than stupid, ugly old women in the other districts.
Damn. I was pissed off of the shameless baits and switches.
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01-07-24 03:15 #2526
Posts: 6513Neko Nuru Massage is Bullshit
Nekumassage. Vn.
29 La Thang, Dong the Dist, Hanoi.
Saturday night I loaded down with $9 ayce Viet Kor grill Wagyu beef, delish and good value, preparing for hot sex with more sexy girls, planning to check out Neko.
It's on 4 tj floor of a modern bldg on a major street about 5 miles West of Old Town, $5 Grab Car ride, about half a mile past the US Embassy on Lang Ha. You may even find a few old CIA station guys with fried brains and limp dicks hang out in Neko all day all night, allegedly recruiting mercenaries for the upcoming war against the rude, stupid, nasty, greedy Chinese bullies.
Couple guys were in front of building, welcomed me to 4th floor.
Reception guy presented me with deals. I picked the basic, 600 K for 1 HR room plus 600 K tip for 1 hour nuru with a girl, flat rate, no haggling, no dickering with hoes as usual in Vietnam. Their web site stated girls regularly tested for diseases, guaranteeing guys safe, hot times, implied BB FS. I told the guy I have to be able to pick the right girl, would walk if he does not have hot ones.
Neko has a dozen massage rooms and a large karaoke room, quiet, not much business. Hall ways are covered with wet shiny pebbles.
Saw an Indian guy walk out with a girl looking drained and stressed.
Room was small, well worn, wet and damp with a single massage table, small shower and bath tub, smelling moldy, musty with paint peeling and mold growing on walls.
He brought in 3 girls, small spinners looking homely, unhappy with an attitude, one sporting large tats on hip. I told him to bring in more. The next 3 were chunkier, cruder, all with more larger uglier tats. I was disgusted, told the guy to bring back the last spinner in the red dress.
She quickly came back, drew a bath, asked me to take my clothes off. I took mine off, squeezing her tiny padded boobs in the red velvet dress, asked her to take her clothes off. She asked what for? I said I wanted to fuck you honey, without your clothes in the way. She said girls here don't fuck. I put my clothes back on, said no fuck I have to cancel.
She called in reception guy. I expected the guy to turn nasty but he was smiling, explained they only do nuru, at most hand or blow job for guys to pop, no fuck.
I walked out to the lobby, eyeing the 4 beefy guys, expecting a fist fight when my retarded CIA station guys were never where I need them, but the guys were cool. I quickly exit to the street.
I will not pay 1.2 Mil or $45 for a hand job in an old, filthy room with an average looking girl when lots of nice, young, sweet, pretty girls are avail on line any time for 400 K or $15 with hot sexy full service.
NEKO Nuru Massage is bullshit, wasting my time, not recommended.