Hanoi

[Logon21]

Long time not back this place. Really not safe and not many beauty girls here, even with someone like me. Sometimes, Vietnamese police force to close these area with the highest priority.

Had a taxi take me to one of the red light districts (Phan Dang Luu road in Gia Lam district) and when we were there, nothing. The driver said the police cracked down on these areas. Anyone know if that is true?

Massage One is great. Went there the first night and was just what everyone said previously. Thanks for the insights.

Danchoi.xxx doesn't seem to work (or I am doing something wrong). Messaged many ladies with a translation, but only one reply (not working). Maybe I am doing something wrong.

I have heard of some freelance bars in the old quarter. Does anyone have any experience in any of these places.

[LukeSkywalker]

A similar kidnap and extortion case happened to me in Hue a few years back.

Late one night I was walking near Dong Ba market, looking for girls. Came across a good-looking young girl outside the market. Her woman pimp had a kid take me to a house in an alley somewhere. I was taken into the second floor of a dark wooden house. There was an old man sleeping, snoring inside a mosquito net nearby.

I was waiting for a while, then a middle-aged woman showed up. Even in the dark room, I could see she was older, not good-looking, not the young bait at the market, but I was horny and wanted to get it over with. She wanted money up front. I got on top of her, fucking her on the wooden floor with the old man snoring next to us.

When I finished and went downstairs to leave, the pimp woman suddenly showed up. She latched the wooden door to lock me in, then the 2 women started shouting, demanding more money, about another $5. I could have just crashed through the wooden door and ran, but the women were fierce. These women are greedy savage who would kill for a few bucks. So I threw them the money. She opened the latch and I left the house.

I was also victims of a few other scams, extortion, bait and switch, price jacking, cheating etc. In massages, karaokes, restaurants, hotels, street vendors etc. That proves Vietnamese one of the trickiest, most shameless people in the world, deserving very high vigilance when dealt with.

Last year, one of a Vietkieu woman, living in HCMC, went to the main Ben Thanh market in district 1 to buy a big hen. After bargaining on the price and paid for the hen, she asked the vendor to pluck it. When she looked away, the vendor quickly swapped in a much smaller half-plucked chicken. This woman got very mad and got into a big shouting match, almost a fist fight, with the vendor. Then she found and seized her big hen hidden under the vendors' basket. The government can be far worse, acting like the worst bullies of the land. I heard many cases where government officials would dispute quality and workmanship, and pay contractors only half or less of their contracts' prices.

I'm an older American with no Vietnamese skills so, of course, I RTFF'd and came up with a list of places to consider. First stop was 93 Thuy Khue, which turned out to be a dingy alleyway with a sign in Vietnamese for BJ. I was too grossed out to even look inside. On my way back to my hotel, I came upon Sakura on Yen Phu. A pretty MILF caught my eye so I took a closer look. Nguhm is probably into her 40's, wide in the hips and pudgy in the middle with a nice rack and pretty face. I picked the Vietnamese traditional massage for $15, which covered everything but hands, feet, face, and scalp in almost an hour. She is an accomplished masseuse, but I kept probing her butt to keep the giggling going. Finally she oils my privates and starts working them into a lather while I go straight for her crotch. She moves me from the table onto a lower bed, and really starts to work on me. I pull down her pants and panties, and arch over for some DATY, and she is already gooey and sweet. All of a sudden she buttons her drawers and demands a million dong for BJ / DATY. I counter with 400 k, which she repeatedly declines. Eventually, she goes back to a diligent HJ, fingers my butt, and gets me off really good. After we're ready to go back downstairs, she turns to settle the tab..

[Canick1]

I'm an older American with no Vietnamese skills so, of course, I RTFF'd and came up with a list of places to consider. First stop was 93 Thuy Khue, which turned out to be a dingy alleyway with a sign in Vietnamese for BJ. I was too grossed out to even look inside. On my way back to my hotel, I came upon Sakura on Yen Phu. A pretty MILF caught my eye so I took a closer look. Nguhm is probably into her 40's, wide in the hips and pudgy in the middle with a nice rack and pretty face. I picked the Vietnamese traditional massage for $15, which covered everything but hands, feet, face, and scalp in almost an hour. She is an accomplished masseuse, but I kept probing her butt to keep the giggling going. Finally she oils my privates and starts working them into a lather while I go straight for her crotch. She moves me from the table onto a lower bed, and really starts to work on me. I pull down her pants and panties, and arch over for some DATY, and she is already gooey and sweet. All of a sudden she buttons her drawers and demands a million dong for BJ / DATY. I counter with 400 k, which she repeatedly declines. Eventually, she goes back to a diligent HJ, fingers my butt, and gets me off really good. After we're ready to go back downstairs, she turns to settle the tab. I give her 600 k to cover the entire package (330 k massage plus 270 k for the HJ), which I honestly believe is on the generous side for a HJ finish. She's obviously pissed to the max but, at this point, I really had no idea what was coming next. She darts down the stairs and locks the front door to the parlor, saying that I am not going anywhere until I give her another 100 k. I looked her in the eye and told her that she will get no more money from me. In fact, I repeated that phrase for the next 45 min every time I caught her eye. Eventually, she calmed down and started to prepare her dinner, and then unlocked the door. I blew her a kiss on my way out, grateful that I didn't have to break the glass door to get back to the hotel. Crazy *that Nguhm at Sakura. Better beware.

[Davebuczek]

Had a taxi take me to one of the red light districts (Phan Dang Luu road in Gia Lam district) and when we were there, nothing. The driver said the police cracked down on these areas. Anyone know if that is true?

Massage One is great. Went there the first night and was just what everyone said previously. Thanks for the insights.

Danchoi.xxx doesn't seem to work (or I am doing something wrong). Messaged many ladies with a translation, but only one reply (not working). Maybe I am doing something wrong.

I have heard of some freelance bars in the old quarter. Does anyone have any experience in any of these places.

Update:

Went to a different site: http://kynu.net/ and this worked like a charm. The girls in specific areas all seem to be a one specific short time hotel. The translation thing is kind of a pain, but with some patience you can make it work. I didn't get down to the Old Quarter, but plan to next time.

[Davebuczek]

Had a taxi take me to one of the red light districts (Phan Dang Luu road in Gia Lam district) and when we were there, nothing. The driver said the police cracked down on these areas. Anyone know if that is true?

Massage One is great. Went there the first night and was just what everyone said previously. Thanks for the insights.

Danchoi.xxx doesn't seem to work (or I am doing something wrong). Messaged many ladies with a translation, but only one reply (not working). Maybe I am doing something wrong.

I have heard of some freelance bars in the old quarter. Does anyone have any experience in any of these places.

[MrAlias]

SMS them, use google translate app to write the vietnamese for "are you free now?

Ad go to Finding Girls Online thread here for more info about Danchoi.

Is danchoi.xxx a legitimate website? What is the password for?

[Wendella]

Hi,

When reviewing the Danchoi website, I see phone numbers and passwords. Does you need to call and say the password or send an SMS?

Sorry, my first time there and trying to navigate my way around.

Dave

SMS them, use google translate app to write the vietnamese for "are you free now?

Ad go to Finding Girls Online thread here for more info about Danchoi.

[Davebuczek]

danchoi.xxx has hundreds of girls with phone numbers, both in Hanoi and HCMC.

Easy to navigate.

Hi,

When reviewing the Danchoi website, I see phone numbers and passwords. Does you need to call and say the password or send an SMS?

Sorry, my first time there and trying to navigate my way around.

Dave

[HeyyyyyyPaul]

Quick FR of Geisha Massage One:

Disclaimer this is my own personal experience which is not a reflection of the service quality as a whole. You may have a different* experience than me.

Port: Geisha Massage One.

Date / Time: March 2016.

Name: Nga. Ask for the chick with a huge tattoo on her right back and some other tat professing love for some dude on her right leg.

Origin: Hanoi born.

Age: Mid 20's at most, very likely much younger than that.

Face: 7/10 At least a point extra for the excellent smile.

Body: 6/10 Hanoi girls have some of the best natural bodies around, but this is.

Skin: Smooth & very fair.

Boobs: 32 A's and soft.

Height: around 160 cm ish I think.

Room Cleanliness: 7. 5/10.

DFK / LFK: As much as you want.

CB: 7/10 About 30 seconds of BBBJ.

B2 B: 6/10 sucked my tits good. The way I like.

Massage: 2 /10 Non existent and I was fine with that.

Fingering: Non-stop. Soaked my whole hand.

Pussy: 7/10 hairy as all of these girls are. I did not insert so can't confirm looseness.

DATY: I skipped this.

FJ:* 7/10 Accommodating and she was down for raw right then and there.

Moans: 1/10.

Rush: Not at all.

GFE: 7. 5/10.

Damages: 450 K + I tipped 600 k.

Overall: 8/10 Above average experience for sure.

WIR: Sure.

These massage places aren't the cheapest you can find in Hanoi, but a solid experience nonetheless in terms of value vs. All of the other forms of mongering in SEAsia. Also especially if you get a chick like I got that was down for everything.

Anyway, got into the place and they picked the girl for you after you enter the room. I was lucky to get someone this young as I saw a few late 20's /30's women going around that were. So so at best.

Nice smile even as she entered and I spent a bit of time in the sauna before going to the bathtub where she washed my hair and body. Have had much better in Tokyo and Macau but hey, shit costs 4 times that in those places.

Anyway, onto the massage table and with the constant smiles between us, I knew there weren't going to be much of a massage.

Some minor rubbing of my hands and I started pulling her close for DFK. More hugging and DFK and she started to stroke me. Had her climb on top and started pulling off her clothing. Vicious tit sucking and I switched her to missionary getting ready to penetrate until I saw the tampon. Although clean, I decided then to pass on penetrating today and kept playing with her body all over.

Switched back to me laying on the table and her on the side stroking while I went deep with one finger. Goddamn it was warm and wet. This went on until I got off the table and played with her from the back. She lifted her leg up assuming I was going to thrust, but I just groped and DFK her from the back.

Back to the table for the hand finish. Above average experience overall.

Highlights:

Good Smile on a cute face.

Very accommodating.

Lowlights:

Constantly wary of that window in the door was a mood killer. She kept checking it.

[Logon21]

Poor you, guy. As your post date, you came to VN at Lunar new year: when almost girls back to hometown. But, with my exp, sex in Hanoi really not good as other places in VN. HN is capital city, they don't let these things public.

I rarely post. But when I do it is important!

I was in Hanoi 2 days, had 1 freebie, offered pay 4 play.

For $50-100 from girls who were not worth $20.

Don't come to Vietnam in February!

From what I saw it isn't good for mongering.

MM

[Mawin0820]

Sorry this is going to be a long report but I have had two amazing visits to Massage One (formerly called Geisha One) at 92 Nguy Nhu Kon Tum. It's also my first post so I want to be thorough. Interesting enough I got the same girl both times. She didn't remember me but this is fine as my two visits were about 6 months apart (one in July and one this January). Her name is Kim (I think that's how it's spelled). If I remember correctly she said she was 24 and from the south. She speaks good English. Nipples like bullets, so make sure you play with them.

Both times I took the 90 min. For 450 k. You pay at the desk and they escort you to the elevator and then to the room. I didn't ask to pick the girl so I don't know if this is an option here. The room is nice and clean just like everyone has said. Big rooms with a massage table in the middle and a jacuzzi tub, shower, and sauna towards the back. They don't make you wear those stupid shorts which is a big plus in my book. Kim entered as I was changing and putting my clothes and shoes in the provided wardrobe. I don't think there was a key, but I didn't fear for my stuff at any point. She was wearing the typical one strap dress and damn was she cute. Skinny but with decent size breasts. She was tall for a Vietnamese girl and had legs that seemed to reach to the moon.

The first time I went I started with a sauna, which was a waste of time. The second time I passed on the sauna and went straight for the tub. The tub session was honestly one of my favorite parts. She filled the tub with lots of foam and proceeded to scrub all my parts, and I mean all of them. She also washed my hair. The whole time we chatted about her life, my job, the weather, whatever. Like I said, her English was good and it honestly felt like we were long time friends. Either she was interested or was really good at her job, either way I was sold...

Thanks to the contributors on this forum, I found myself in Massage One last week and I have to wholeheartedly agree. A fantastic experience. It seemed to be quite at 9 pm when the guy downstairs took me up to the massage room. A girl walked which was exotic looking but not the kind I like so I politely asked her if she had a friend who talked English. She hesitated a bit, then suggested two girls and finally disappeared without any problems. Five minutes later the door opened and this cute walked in. Kind of Chinese looking, slim, rather small boobs (probably B) but a very nice figure.

The process was more or less as described before. Sauna (indeed better to skip it), foam bath and massage. The top goes off towards the end of the massage and she very nice pink nipples on her white tits. Skirt goes up, panties out without even asking for it. She starts massage my private parts and starts sucking. No negotiations which surprised me. It was actually very nice as it all flowed into each other. She had a very cute pussy, nicely trimmed and a round small butt. She let me play without restrictions. BJ was not the best I had but she made up for it by attitude and looks.

Because I have had some interesting activities earlier that day, it took a while for me to finish. I proposed DATY /69 and she agreed. Went briefly under the shower to clean up and what followed was amazing.

Sitting on top of me (sucking), I had a great view of her nice pussy and butt. She was also very tight I found out when trying to put 1 finger in. She seemed to enjoy the licking because after 10 minutes she stopped blowing and was screaming and shivering. Nothing better than to make a pretty young girl cum. After she came, she took a rest cuddling next to me. I asked her if boom boom was on the menu. She confirmed but not on the premises. And I was too lazy to go anywhere else.

She got back to work sitting on top of me. French kissing and letting me lick her sensitive nipples. She rubbed mine against her butt and soon I was done.

No money was mentioned and she seemed very pleased with the 500 K I gave her. There was 500 K more to be paid downstairs. It is probably not cheap compared to the blowjob joints where you can go in and out for 200 K but in all fairness, the experience is totally different.

Below one pic I managed to take.

M

[IsCream]

Has anyone succeeded in bringing back a girl from Seventeen Saloon?

[MeSoHornie]

I've had some good experiences at the tam quats on Minh Khai. The section I'm referring to is the road where Hanoi Sahul is located. From the hotel and on the same side of the street, head north and you'll find several places. These are going to be stunner, but they get the job done for 250-300 k VND.

[LukeSkywalker]

She does look like a mental case, and ugly as hell. I would never stand next to or even look at such an ugly woman, left alone sticking my sexy dick into her.

There are lots of beautiful, sexy girls on line in Hanoi, like 200 near Cau Giay district alone. Get their phone numbers and text them for appointments and get some real sex.

You'd better stay away from the ugly freaks or your dick will shrivel and fall off. Hehe.

Not transgender, but poor quality and talking uninterrupted. Difficult to make her stick to what she offered, more stress than fun!

[Cluster55]

Unfortunately most young working girls in Vietnam are shy and conservative. They are not drugs and diseases-ridden hardened hos like Thais and Philippines. They still nurture hope to marry local guys and settle down with children and families.

Unlike Thailand, Vietnam is very strict against prostitution with foreigners. Hos who fuck foreigners for money make the party look bad in the eyes of the world, and the party can mete out severe punishments. Women who go after foreigners in hotels are usually the most desperate, most hardened and ugliest. Just look at the pic of this alleged "woman" who keeps blasting Craigslist with her ads looking for foreigners. I am pretty sure she's a transgender with a recent sex change. I would never fuck such a freak, even with a remote control!

After some experiments I had great times with some very beautiful and sexy girls who post their pictures on line in web sites aimed at local mongers. The bros should look in the thread to find girls on line, pretty girls who work local market at low rates.

Not transgender, but poor quality and talking uninterrupted. Difficult to make her stick to what she offered, more stress than fun!