Hanoi

[Aussie Fella]

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Great field reports. Thanks for the effort and the detail.

[Captain Solo]

I never had baits and switches in HCMC.

With stupid shenanigans in Hanoi, I will ask girls for video calls before heading out.

[Captain Solo]

Various sites list Cau Giay with close to 1000 hot girls. I wanted to try Hai Ba Trung district nearer to the hotel, with girls looking nice, slim, pretty, innocent like Quynh Anh in the pic.

HBT dis is about 5 miles South of Old Town, $4 Grab car ride, along the tall dike of Red river. The population used to be dirt poor fishermen but the area has been urbanized with hundreds thousands family restaurants and store fronts selling the same craps nobody buys. I had serious concerns how this country manage to feed the 100-million plus population, not producing anything, only reselling cheap Chinese craps and renting out rooms in fuck motels.

The area is low land with a huge 200-foot wide, dozen miles long drainage canal running through the middle, full of rotten muck like sewage. The motel was grimy bldg in an alley with a large sign showing a leather fuck couch, very suggestive. People just ride their bikes through thin shade, rent ST rooms to fuck hoes. Thousands of fuck motels are everywhere.

Rooms looked old with dingy sheets and towels smelling sweaty. Bathroom was old, run down with mold on walls. This area is like low -class ghetto, compared to new, nice, clean room in Cau Giay. Damn.

Texted Quynh Anh room number, waited a few minutes, she came in an older, crude, chunky country woman in mid 30's, arms and legs bigger than mine hehe, completely different from the sweet young girl in the pics.

I got really pissed off, told her I wanted the hot girl in the pics, I would never fuck someone like her. She argued she looked exactly like the pics, but in real life only about twice as old and twice as thick.

She said she had not been paying Gaito, did not know why they kept listing her. It sounded like stupid bull shit, Gaito alters pics, lists the girls hoping for payment. She wanted moto ride money but I said bullshit to it.

I rode elevator down to the grimy front desk, complained to the guy about old, ugly women using fake pics, had not done anything with her, did not want to pay 100 K room rent. He said he only rented room, had nothing to do with the hoes and I owed money. Shit, wasted my time and money, I was pissed off.

Cau Giay lists close to 800 girls whom I found looking exactly like their pics, nice, clean, pretty, pleasant girls in nice, clean, upscale fuck motels. They seem to be serious and better organized than stupid, ugly old women in the other districts.

Damn. I was pissed off of the shameless baits and switches.

[Captain Solo]

Nekumassage. Vn.

29 La Thang, Dong the Dist, Hanoi.

Saturday night I loaded down with $9 ayce Viet Kor grill Wagyu beef, delish and good value, preparing for hot sex with more sexy girls, planning to check out Neko.

It's on 4 tj floor of a modern bldg on a major street about 5 miles West of Old Town, $5 Grab Car ride, about half a mile past the US Embassy on Lang Ha. You may even find a few old CIA station guys with fried brains and limp dicks hang out in Neko all day all night, allegedly recruiting mercenaries for the upcoming war against the rude, stupid, nasty, greedy Chinese bullies.

Couple guys were in front of building, welcomed me to 4th floor.

Reception guy presented me with deals. I picked the basic, 600 K for 1 HR room plus 600 K tip for 1 hour nuru with a girl, flat rate, no haggling, no dickering with hoes as usual in Vietnam. Their web site stated girls regularly tested for diseases, guaranteeing guys safe, hot times, implied BB FS. I told the guy I have to be able to pick the right girl, would walk if he does not have hot ones.

Neko has a dozen massage rooms and a large karaoke room, quiet, not much business. Hall ways are covered with wet shiny pebbles.

Saw an Indian guy walk out with a girl looking drained and stressed.

Room was small, well worn, wet and damp with a single massage table, small shower and bath tub, smelling moldy, musty with paint peeling and mold growing on walls.

He brought in 3 girls, small spinners looking homely, unhappy with an attitude, one sporting large tats on hip. I told him to bring in more. The next 3 were chunkier, cruder, all with more larger uglier tats. I was disgusted, told the guy to bring back the last spinner in the red dress.

She quickly came back, drew a bath, asked me to take my clothes off. I took mine off, squeezing her tiny padded boobs in the red velvet dress, asked her to take her clothes off. She asked what for? I said I wanted to fuck you honey, without your clothes in the way. She said girls here don't fuck. I put my clothes back on, said no fuck I have to cancel.

She called in reception guy. I expected the guy to turn nasty but he was smiling, explained they only do nuru, at most hand or blow job for guys to pop, no fuck.

I walked out to the lobby, eyeing the 4 beefy guys, expecting a fist fight when my retarded CIA station guys were never where I need them, but the guys were cool. I quickly exit to the street.

I will not pay 1.2 Mil or $45 for a hand job in an old, filthy room with an average looking girl when lots of nice, young, sweet, pretty girls are avail on line any time for 400 K or $15 with hot sexy full service.

NEKO Nuru Massage is bullshit, wasting my time, not recommended.

[Captain Solo]

Saturday night Ta Hien Beer Street was packed tight with thousands young people drink and eat on the streets. I did not want ride out to Cau Giay again so searched the sites for girls in Hoan Kiem and Long Bien. Gaigu11. Tv, gaito1. VIP, Thiendia1. CC list thousands girls with hot sexy pics and videos in Hanoi.

Long Bien is East of Hanoi, across the Long Bien bridge over the Red river, which US attack jets dumped hundreds thousand tons of bombs in the 70's but could not break. It's a seedy and dusty area with hundreds of fuck hotels along the main street.

The room was 120 K for 2 hours, well-worn room, not as nice as others. An old ugly and chunky woman showed up. I got pissed off, told her I hated bait and switch and would leave. She said Quynh Nhu was eating and would show up in a few minutes. She showed up looking like the pic but had gained about 15 lbs in her big butt and thick thighs. I told her I only wanted pretty spinner. She said she would send her friend down.

Khanh Ly showed a skinny woman in mid to late 30's. I told her I only wanted young slim spinners. She said a hot young spinner in the house wanted 1. 3 M, about $50, was busy with 3 other guys waiting. She said she would do me for a discount 200 K or $8. I was running out of time so told her to go in the room.

Her body was aged, soft and mushy with small droopy A cups. She wanted me to wash my dick then gave me a long, slurpy BBBJ. I was only semi erect due to her lack of youthfulness and beauty.

She got on top did a credible cowboy. Unpinned her down for mish, ramming her hard for a long time, shaking the bed. She was grabbing my butt with her feet, pulling me in, grunting loudly. She said she already came. I did not feel passionate we with her so was only semi erect, could not pop, kept on ramming her hard. She was making loud noise, then said she came again.

I popped but felt no passion for her so would never repeat. Hotel called a taxi to make me back, only 43 K or $1. 50 ride. Cau Giay has a lot prettier young girls in.

[Captain Solo]

Booked her in the afternoon, set a time with her, took a bus from Old Town to Cau Giay, 8 K to go about 8 miles in extremely heavy and chaotic commuter traffic, in which Grab cars cannot go any faster.

Cau Giay has always been a decadent working-class district, traditionally with lots of hoes houses and entertainment venues stretching back to early 1900's, where corrupt old men went to smoke opium, sang with geishas, screwed young girls and talked shit with their friends about their bullshit battles against Chinese, French, Japanese invaders for their kings, when in fact they were only beating up their sick old wives and weak young kids. I am eating local food and screwing hot girls with full historical and cultural perspectives, just like Anthony Bourdain, hehe.

Google Maps showed a short walk to bus stop. Bus runs every 10,15 minutes. Bus drivers were aggressive, competing against thousands of moto and car drivers on busy, narrow streets, lurching into intersections, blocking traffic, blowing their extremely loud horns every 5 minutes like they own the streets. Got off at bus stop half a mile from hotel, negotiated with a moto driver for a 20 K or 75-cent ride. Turned out Maps was wrong. Hotel was in an alley about 3 miles back. Driver knew I was going for girl. Felt bad for his long ride for only 20 K but I had no more small change to tip him.

Love hotel was again 150 K for up to 2 hours, nice, clean with towels. Couple local guys were riding the elevator up to screw girls. Thuy Linh lives on the high floor, asked me to shower before she comes down.

Her only pic in the web looked like a fresh young girl, 400 K too good to be true. She showed up looking about 10 years older with fake be cups, large tats on shoulder and back, not my fav, but looked nice enough for sex. Mod showed her pic unconfirmed. So girls with only 1 pic or no pic are suspects.

She was very horny and sexy, got turned on red, hot with just a little foreplay. She smelled nice and clean, no bad odors, commented my dick was big, gave me a strong BBBJ with lots of suction until I was ready to pop and had to ask her to stop. These girls are nice, clean, hot that I quickly got erected.

She got on top ramming me hard with her wet and tight pussy, breathing heavily, moaned and groaned, having a better time than I did. This girl was a horny sex fiend, had to ask her to slow down a few times.

Had a long, sexy energetic session with this horny girl. She took 400 K not asking for tip. Seems tips are not the norm in Vietnam And Thailand. She said guys do her all night for 3 Mil or about $120. Not sure if I could survive a whole night with this horny girl. I would do all night only with the hottest, nicest, gentlest girls, wine, dine, party, tour city.

Girls were all avail at the time I wanted. Looks like they were hungry for business. Will leave out girls without full body pics.

Had a sexy session with a horny girl full of local flavors.

[Captain Solo]

She started working at 9 AM, gave me hotels name and address, about 5,6 miles from Old Town, $5 Grab car.

She advert everything 400 K or $18, nice, clean hotel $5 for 2 hours. She showed up in 5 minutes, young and pretty, nice clean, soft smooth clear skin, natural A cups. It was her answering tel and text, no bait and switch, prettier than the pic.

She refused mouth kiss. I was sucking her tits toying her clit until she was squirming and moaning. She gave a weak BBBJ, put on a condom and we made passionate love. She was wet and snug, had her eyes closed, bucking hip, moaning softly.

I stay at hotel A25 on Luong Ngoc Quyen next to Ta Hien beer street. Couple girls asked to go to rooms, showed their IDs and quickly walked right in, nothing recorded. Looks like they were doing 3 somes.

Still waiting to hook up with more girls.

[Omigawd]

Just Twenty five USD for all in. Where do I sign up?

https://thiendia1.cc/diendan/threads...a-noi.1185286/

It says FS, no need to tip the staff.

Neko Massage 29 De La Thanh campus is the first establishment of our Neko Massage chain, the business motto since the opening of that shop is PRICE must be standard. Service must be classy, so those who have experienced at our facility are very assured to introduce to partners, friends.

Highlights of the facility: Staff:

Many beautiful girls for you to choose from, all 3 domains, super service, including Quail Egg Stone, Shovel Baby Fuel Tank, 69, pluck herd, both BJ, HJ, cow ants, Nuru essential oil. In addition, the children also have regular health check-ups, so they can rest assured to have fun coming to the wharf.

- Cost: Publicize the fare. Tip, no surcharge outside the menu, no need to spend more money for the receptionist, staff to choose beautiful girls, choose and change staff comfortably, until the doctors are satisfied.

- Location: City center, 2 fronts (De La Thanh and O Cho Dua), with car parking. After entering the lobby, the brothers told the receptionist to lead to the 4th floor to enter Neko's headquarters.

- CSVC: Japanese style, luxury, sophistication targeting the high-end massage experience segment Service packages (with price list).

- VIP package. Ticket: 600 k .

[Omigawd]

Gent's first time going to Hanoi and was wondering if anyone could give any recommendations on what areas to stay at or hotels to stay at that is lively vibrant and close to p4 p action. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

GV.

I will be following your foot steps soon. Any intel you or someone else here wants to share. Specially where to stay and search for talent?

[Vendelo]

Not sure where you get this information. I have lived in Hanoi for almost 11 years, I speak Viet and I bang tons of girls here. Most have completely bald pussies.

I am happy to hear that. However, I've been reviewing Saigon girls on gaito for an upcoming trip and the majority are NOT shaved. Is there a difference between Hanoi and Saigon girls?

P.S. - I've mongered in many countries but not Vietnam.

[Vendelo]

Chinese and Vietnamese believe women with bald pussies are bad luck to those interacting with them.

So women here will never go bald. Young girls have thin bushes; older women have thicker bushes, most times trimmed, but sometimes untrimmed and left overgrown like jungles.

You can have lots of bushes in Vietnam.

I have heard that mainland Chinese men don't like hair nor do they eat pussy. And we all know they have NO GAME haha.

[Vendelo]

Not sure where you get this information. I have lived in Hanoi for almost 11 years, I speak Viet and I bang tons of girls here. Most have completely bald pussies.

I am happy to hear that. However, I've been reviewing Saigon girls on gaito for an upcoming trip and the majority are NOT shaved. Is there a difference between Hanoi and Saigon girls?

P.S. - I've mongered in many countries but not Vietnam.

[Captain Solo]

https://thiendia1.cc/diendan/threads...a-noi.1185286/

It says FS, no need to tip the staff.

Neko Massage 29 De La Thanh campus is the first establishment of our Neko Massage chain, the business motto since the opening of that shop is PRICE must be standard. Service must be classy, so those who have experienced at our facility are very assured to introduce to partners, friends.

Highlights of the facility: Staff:

Many beautiful girls for you to choose from, all 3 domains, super service, including Quail Egg Stone, Shovel Baby Fuel Tank, 69, pluck herd, both BJ, HJ, cow ants, Nuru essential oil. In addition, the children also have regular health check-ups, so they can rest assured to have fun coming to the wharf.

- Cost: Publicize the fare. Tip, no surcharge outside the menu, no need to spend more money for the receptionist, staff to choose beautiful girls, choose and change staff comfortably, until the doctors are satisfied.

- Location: City center, 2 fronts (De La Thanh and O Cho Dua), with car parking. After entering the lobby, the brothers told the receptionist to lead to the 4th floor to enter Neko's headquarters.

- CSVC: Japanese style, luxury, sophistication targeting the high-end massage experience segment Service packages (with price list).

- VIP package. Ticket: 600 k .

[Captain Solo]

Big Karaoke joints in Hanoi and HCMC are big rip offs, catering to Chinese, Korean, Taiwanese business guys with bribes and entertainment budgets to burn.

It's ridiculous everyone had their hands out for tips. These places are so dark and music ear splitting. I took a girl back to the hotel she looked horrible like an ape in bright light, her pussy stank extremely disgusting. Had to kick her out quickly.

Avoid bars and clubs and search on line where thousands nice, clean, fresh, pretty girls are avail for 10% club rates.

[DocInHeat]

Yes, yes, yes. Everything that is posted about this place is true. It is probably the most expensive option in Hanoi. Yes, the manager wants a tip. But yes, there is a huge line-up to choose from and some very pretty girls. I would also suggest, you have to come early, definitely before 10 and probably better before 8 for best choice. We ended up getting a karaoke room and bottle sevice. Partially for singing and talking and partially to see what we were getting, the main room is really loud and very dark. Also, we didn't have to count the number of drinks. For the line-up, they sent around 7 girls at a time. Again, it was great to have a clear view of what was available, when I went through the main entrance it seemed that everyone was incredible looking, when I saw them come up to the room with better lighting, it was clear that there many were just average. And that 's not what I was there for!

If I was staying in Hanoi for awhile, I might not come to the club and instead shop around, knowing that I will have some off nights. For those who are in town for a short time and don't want to take the chance of an off night and are willing to pay the price, I would recommend this place.