Hanoi

[SeeJustice]

I'm new to Hanoi ( I don't speak VN) , where I'll be living for a while, and I have a million questions for you guys. But, just a few (for now).

We'll start here: I recently went with a Vina friend to a few brothels (my 1st in Hanoi) on Tô Ng&7885; see Vâand. Very hot girls. Which must be why each place said they'd charge me. A Westerner. More than 2ce what they were asking from him. For me: 1mil-1. 5mil VND. So with a good tip, that's about $72-$92 US, for an hour. Amazing!

I kept my cash in my pocket. A waste of a taxi ride.

Has anyone else experienced the brothel mark-up? Or was I just in the very wrong place?

Also, I'm staying in the Hang Bai / Hai Ba Trung area, not far from Zone 9. I'm looking for a good hands-on massage & BJ place. Anyone know (safe) places not crazy far from me?

Last: brothels in my area that are better priced in Tay Ho?

Thanks for the guidance, folks.

[Geneva Guy]

In contrast they hardly ever get good cunnilingus, and I love laying a massage girl down on her own table, parting her legs and then getting down at the Y. If they don't like it I stop, but I've converted at least three to loving it, and I never forget the look of red faced surprised delight on the face of a massage girl who has orgasmed when she was expecting just another drunk bloke to shoot into a wet wipe.

Have to agree fully. Found some regular girls in Hanoi, none had been eaten out by their husbands. So when I did it they went crazy. Have one regular girl (sorry can't pass contact info) , after I eat her clean smelling hairy pussy, she wants me to put a load of cum in it. So have to oblige her. We had 3 rounds of sex in one morning at her place in Hanoi (home alone) and she said 'cannot believe" seems that hubby was a cum and run kind of guy and a one shot deal.

I use tagged to meet viets, but there are other sites I'm sure. They can be a lot of fun if free hehehe.

GG

[Joffre]

I dunno about you guys, but I become more and convinced there must be a BJ university in Hanoi. There's a university for just about everything else! Pretty much every woman I have met in this city has been a great BJ exponent. Part of it, I think, is enthusiasm. Seems to be a town full of cock-lovers. Not that I'm complaining.

As has been mentioned many times before, there's plenty of gf sex available here if you look for it. Seems to me to be two main places: TNH & Hanoi Massive. Take time, get to know some girls / women and before you know it you'll have more sex than you know what to do with. Keep contact info. I have found that refreshing contact after a few months when things have died down is a great option. Plenty of women who just want sex and no relationship. They want to feel cared for but don't want any attachments. I've found that 25-30 year olds want to explore sex; while 30-40 year olds just want loads of raw sex and are open to pretty much anything. These women will make you feel like a sex king even when you know you're not! Great for the ego.

People who try and tell you that Hanoi is a wasteland just aren't trying hard enough!

However, the hooker range in Hanoi (which all of us feel like sometimes) appears extremely limited. Pretty shitty quality too. Anybody have any fresh leads on good hookers? There's two who regularly advertise on Craigs List. Both of whom are pretty ordinary. There must be others out there. Share some info. By private message is OK if not cool to post publicly.

Happy punting!

Absolutely agree with this. Just collect phone numbers. You can meet women who you think are right out of your league and then you suddenly realise that if you just invite them for a coffee (always best way to start) and are a little patient, she can be yours. My advice. Go for slightly older, and make your intentions clear early on. Even if she doesn't speak English, take her for coffee, smile at her, exchange numbers and then send a text message in Vietnamese from Google translate, saying you want to kiss her. You need to be generous, and you must make it completely safe for her, meaning no chance of family or friends finding out.

As for the BJ universities, I think some girls learn by working in tam qats. Those places are full of poor young girls fresh from the villages who suck cock in the big city to support families back home. Some get good at it, build up regular clients and then move on. My favourite regular is now a girl about town with elegant clothes, a new motorbike and a job in a hairdresser, but I knew her in her BJ shop days. She still likes it though. One time she was taking a break, just holding my cock, kissing and licking it, her head resting on my stomach, and I asked her "do you like it". She nodded and gave me the sweetest smile before getting back to work. In contrast they hardly ever get good cunnilingus, and I love laying a massage girl down on her own table, parting her legs and then getting down at the Y. If they don't like it I stop, but I've converted at least three to loving it, and I never forget the look of red faced surprised delight on the face of a massage girl who has orgasmed when she was expecting just another drunk bloke to shoot into a wet wipe.

Re payment, unless they're rich, you should pay but in a way that doesn't make her feel like a hoor. Say it's a present, or to pay her rent. This is not just being nice. It means she'll come whenever you call (even after getting married) , but treat you well even though you are both clear it's a transaction.

If you want regular hookers just go to any tam qat and ask for FS. If they say no, try another. I notice that as the country gets richer the BJ shops and brothels are being pushed further out of town and are more hidden. Anyone remember the Emperor barber shop near Vincom Tower, or the days when you could get sucked off against a tree outside 108 hospital.

[Ong Tay]

I've seen a few places recently starting to push the "4 hands massage". I wasn't sure how everything would work out, so I decided to take one for the team. Okay, honestly I went to two different places, just for proper research purposes!

VIP Ngoi Sao. A6 Nguyen Thi Thap. There is a whole street of massage places here where Nguyen Thi Thap crosses Le Van Luong (check google maps)

The other place I tried was around the corner. Green something something. Who cares.

I believe for two girls 100 minutes it was 600k. In theory you would get twice the massage since two girls are doing it though, so I thought it could be worth it. In actuality, in both places it consisted of the girls chatting amongst themselves for the whole time, which obviously kills the mood. The massage wasn't that good either, and being off the beaten path the girls were not that great looking. They were also a little bit shy when there were two girls in the room, so the good part wasn't even that good, and then they each expected a tip. The room and facilities and equipment were very good though, they even had an interesting 3d painting of a naked girl heheh.

I should point out that the 4 hands massage was in very strong contrast to what I experienced in another country, which was all about the customer and quite awesome! So in Hanoi it was such a letdown. However, I did get one of the girl's phone number for some free extras later, so it wasn't a total loss!

[CaseyStar]

I dunno about you guys, but I become more and convinced there must be a BJ university in Hanoi. There's a university for just about everything else! Pretty much every woman I have met in this city has been a great BJ exponent. Part of it, I think, is enthusiasm. Seems to be a town full of cock-lovers. Not that I'm complaining.

As has been mentioned many times before, there's plenty of gf sex available here if you look for it. Seems to me to be two main places: TNH & Hanoi Massive. Take time, get to know some girls / women and before you know it you'll have more sex than you know what to do with. Keep contact info. I have found that refreshing contact after a few months when things have died down is a great option. Plenty of women who just want sex and no relationship. They want to feel cared for but don't want any attachments. I've found that 25-30 year olds want to explore sex; while 30-40 year olds just want loads of raw sex and are open to pretty much anything. These women will make you feel like a sex king even when you know you're not! Great for the ego.

People who try and tell you that Hanoi is a wasteland just aren't trying hard enough!

However, the hooker range in Hanoi (which all of us feel like sometimes) appears extremely limited. Pretty shitty quality too. Anybody have any fresh leads on good hookers? There's two who regularly advertise on Craigs List. Both of whom are pretty ordinary. There must be others out there. Share some info. By private message is OK if not cool to post publicly.

Happy punting!

[CaseyStar]

Yes! Pham van dong is reopen! I saw plenty of girls! But you need to be discreet because of the police! Have fun!

Let's not get too excited here. On a number of trips along PVD, at varying times of day, I've seen one place open at a time. My guess is that they are trying to reopen but it may take a while.

[Ong Tay]

Wow! $35 for a girl to sit next to you, $100 more for a few minutes of poor sex, $35 for a crummy room. How much for the Mexican beer which was your favorite part? Save the $170 and just drink beer!

This is why the P4P scene in VN is dead.

JD

LOL well, when you put it that way.

A week later we returned to the Hanoi Hotel. Oh god, don't go before 8pm, or you'll just be sitting there waiting for the girls to start work, listening to some really crappy karaoke type music. But then I asked for the same girl, because she was really good last time and I was planning to just tell her to shut up this time. She talked to mamasan and got permission to go to that other nearby hotel again, so I saved a bunch of cash compared to my friend who paid a mamasan tip and more expensive hotel. The sex this time was even better. So yeah, next time I'll just call the girl and skip the bar, opposite from my previous review LOL.

Sometimes you just get tired of the free girls, you know? Like it's too much upkeep work and you get bored of your regulars and can't be bothered to chat up somebody new. I'm getting lazy now.

[Towel]

Yes!

Pham van dong is reopen! I saw plenty of girls! But you need to be discreet because of the police!

Have fun!

[WebWerewolf]

Exactly where? I went down PVD on Sunday and saw the same places still all locked up.

Pardon me I am not that "local" so far. What is PVD? Pham Van Dong?

[WebWerewolf]

At WebWerewolf. Last time I was at the Fortuna I think it was about the same: $100 for short time (it's even printed on the menu!) and $40 for the hotel room I think. Plus pay for the girl to sit with you. Plus pay for overpriced drinks.

Cheers man.

Well that's still not too overpriced. Compared to Moscow, for example.

[Minus]

Exactly where? I went down PVD on Sunday and saw the same places still all locked up.

Same place like before. But you right, I drive there yesterday afternoon and all locked up. Maybe they just working evening, last time I saw them around 7-8PM.

[CaseyStar]

Hey!

Just saw the girls on PVD! 6-7 girls waiting for costumers! I think the police rage is over and they are back in business again!

Exactly where? I went down PVD on Sunday and saw the same places still all locked up.

[Minus]

Right now this is my favorite VIP massage in Hanoi. The massage price is 300K-600K (60-90min 6-7 different kind of massage) , I'm the kind of person who go to VIP massage not only for the HJ or BJ. I like the good professional full body massage. In the Zeus Spa the massage service is great! The place include the lobby and the rooms looks fancy and everything really clean. The rooms sizes big! Large bath tube and separated clean shower cabin.

I visited this place 5 times, so here my last two story:

The first:

After I chosen the massage at the reception (jelly bath 500K. 90min) a guy told me to follow him into the elevator, when moved up to the third floor moved me into one room. He asked me what kind of girl I want, or do I have any girl exactly by number or name? I just told him give me somebody sexy, after he answered okay and told me If I don't like the girl just call him and he can replace to other one. A mid 20 girl entered to the room shortly, her name was Linh (7/10 nice long legs, nice ass, with small tits, and average face) she can speak a little bit English.

She start to prepare the bath for me, until that she asked me to sit into the sauna (the shower cabin is also the sauna). Around 10 minutes later she open the sauna door and ask me to move into the bath. When I sit into the water she started to wash me everywhere (include a hair wash) and take a lots of care to clean my dick. When she cleaned my dick it was actually a soft HJ. She moved her head close to me and firs give a little kiss to my face and moved down to kiss me on my neck. She keep this care for a minute (all the bath part take around 15 minutes). I moved to the massage table and she give me a upper body massage. It was awesome! Her hand is small but very strong. Soon she told me to turn around, she started to give me a massage at my legs. And when she arrived close to my dick she just took into her mouth. Not really a BJ yet. She keep doing massage on my legs but sometimes kiss my dick or suck it a bit. When she finished the massage on my legs asked me for "massage baby?" I said yes. And I expect the argue about the price is coming. But she didn't say anything just grab my dick and give me a great BJ. When we done I take a shower, I give her 500K tip, she said thank you and give me a little kiss on my lips. I think how Linh act is very rare in Hanoi. She doing really great service and not cry for more money like many other girl! I'm sure next time I going to ask for her if I visit zeus again!

The other Zeus story:

This time I got a very funny girl her name is Hien, she is short I think maximum 155cm tall. But she have huge tits and a very nice ass! When I was in the bath tub she moved her body on the way to always push her tits into my face. So I just start to touch her everywhere. And after she asked me "bum bum?". Why not? Okay. The price she said 2mill VND. Very quickly she accept a 1,5 million price, after that she run out from the room shout something on Vietnamese. Few second later somebody give her a A4 paper with glue tape on it, and she fixed it on the small door window. She open a small cupboard under the mirror and take a condom. I was still in the bath tub, so she just take of her cloth and come into the water. My dick was already hard. So she put condom on and ride me in the water.

Zeus is my favorite!

[Johndao]

I don't see much info posted about the Hanoi Hotel, so my friend and I decided to give it a try. It's always best to go with a friend so you can compare notes afterwards! LOL.

We had dinner in the little restaurant next to the lobby. A lot of dishes on the menu and the food was quite good. I heard that at closing time you should sit in the restaurant because all the bar girls will come through there when they get off work. Anyways, we finished dinner and went to the bar on the 2nd floor around 10pm. There was a big sign advertising all you can drink plus a free hostess girl for 1million dong, but we were pretty drunk already so it probably wasn't a good deal. As for the bar itself, the main area is quite small, mostly older Japanese and Korean guys. They also have private karaoke rooms. But when you sit at the oval shaped bar you get a real treat as pole dancers come out every 15 minutes or so. Some of the dancers were pretty hot in their leather bikinis and fishnet stockings.

Not too long after you sit at the bar you'll get asked if you want a girl to join you for $35. The selection of girls wasn't that great, compared to the Fortuna. Maybe they weren't wearing nice dresses, or maybe it wasn't so dark so you could actually see them! . But the company was pretty good and I enjoyed it. The girl said they have 100 girls working at that bar. They even have a few electronic dart boards to play next to the bar. But perhaps the best part is that they actually have a good selection of beer, not just the sewer water called Carlsberg like the Fortuna. I was delighted to drink a Corona!

When it came time to have some private time with the girls, we were told that it was $100 for a short time and $35 for the hotel. But the Hanoi Hotel was full, so we had to go to a smaller nha nghi down the street, which was a total rip off for $35, it should have been more like $10. My girl had some amazing breasts and we started with a really great 69, but a few minutes into sex she was moaning and whining like a fake porn star and saying "finish! Finish!" A little bit disappointing to be rushed like that. As for my friend, he reported that his girl went into the bathroom to remove her makeup and came out really ugly looking heheh. And also with the fake moaning and rushing with the exact same phrase "finish, finish!" They must be trained to do that! Somebody tell them to stop it if they want repeat customers!

Overall, I would return for the beer selection and bar entertainment, but probably skip any extras with the girls! .

At WebWerewolf. Last time I was at the Fortuna I think it was about the same: $100 for short time (it's even printed on the menu!) and $40 for the hotel room I think. Plus pay for the girl to sit with you. Plus pay for overpriced drinks.

Wow! $35 for a girl to sit next to you, $100 more for a few minutes of poor sex, $35 for a crummy room. How much for the Mexican beer which was your favorite part? Save the $170 and just drink beer!

This is why the P4P scene in VN is dead.

JD

[Minus]

So I went for a ride down PVD again and for the third straight week all the places there were locked up from the outside and now some of them have signs on. Can't read what the signs say but guess it's something like "for rent". So I'm sad to say it really looks like the girls won't be coming back, and there are now only one maybe two places open on NHT.

Gutted as PVD was the ideal place for a quick, cheap, guaranteed fuck. Really not sure if there is anywhere else like that where there is a street full of girls ready and waiting for you at all times of the day and night. I especially liked that they were around from early morning on the weekends. Tam Quats can be so hit and miss in terms of service and price and even if you do find a girl that will fuck, she normally makes a big song and dance about it, jacks up the price and makes you be really really quiet because you are just hiding behind a curtain.

If anyone does know where these girls have gone or knows of anywhere similar to PVD I'd love to hear about it. In the mean time I guess I'll go off into pastures knew and try some of the more out of the way Tam Quats that I've seen on my travels but haven't seen mentioned on here before. Reports to follow I'm sure.

Hey!

Just saw the girls on PVD! 6-7 girls waiting for costumers! I think the police rage is over and they are back in business again!