Hanoi

[Jim800]

Is this the place sandwiched between a playschool and a bbq chicken place on Pham Van Dong St? Well, just off the street through some gates?

I've been in there a few times but there is always quite a few staff members so I just come away with bread and cheese, no milk.

I think she can only take few clients, worry about getting new clients.

Mini mart I don't know but probably she is not an owner so she can close the shop all the time.

And Mini mart is the main business.

Only reason she is doing milking for few clients to make extra cash.

I can tell you where it is, but I am worrying that if it gets too popular. I might not do this again.

About milking, I don't know I will do it again.

Very strange. And there's strong stimulation to feel again, and I tried during the shower. And I realized I can't do it myself...

[Jim800]

Off topic a little, but has anyone seen any joints with a pregnant masseuse?

I've always had a thing for pregnant women and would really like to meet one!

So if you know of anywhere, can you let me know the address?

Thanks!

[Ong Tay]

The usual places were getting kinda boring, and my friend noticed a new massage place that opened up, so we decided to check it out. Geisha Massage in Cau Giay.

The place itself was pretty nice. It wasn't extra fancy like the Fortuna spa, but it was clean and everything was new. We chose the 2 hour VIP massage for 500k, and took the elevator up to the second floor. The rooms were big enough, including a massage table, shower stall, and big spa tub. It was definitely a big improvement over the aging Oasis!

My girl, Nhung, was pretty hot. Tall with long hair and a nice slim body. She asked me to take off my clothes and put them in the cabinet, then led me into the steam room. After I was covered in sweat and sitting there for what seemed like forever and it started to get hard to breathe, she got me out and dried me off with a towel. Then the massage itself was pretty good, with a gritty cream. Obviously it depends on what girl you get, but she definitely put a lot of effort into it, paying special attention to massage my cock and balls for a bit.

After the main massage, it was into the shower where she washed my hair and soaped me up, again making sure my little friend was enjoying himself. After washing off the soap, it was back to the massage table where she sat down beside me to begin the sales pitch. I said just 200k, but she said she can't use her mouth for under 500k. I'm sure 500k would be more than enough for a blow job, but I'm not one to haggle so we eventually agreed on 1m. (sorry, yes I'm personally responsible for inflating prices in Hanoi!.)

She was slow, delicate and sensual as she licked my nipples and let her hands wander. It also didn't take me long to start fondling her nice ass. Her tongue action on my cock was excellent, nice and slow and licking all over instead of just trying to make me cum fast. At this point she was rubbing her crotch into my hand and breathing heavy. I noticed that the underwear she wore was extra padded as a deterrent to the groping guys LOL. I'm sure my fingers could have gone inside, but. Well I'd rather avoid that with massage girls.

After my release a good while later, she laid down with me on the table, sucking on my ear and kissing my neck. After I recovered, she led me to the waiting spa tub, turned on the jets for me and sat down next to me, lovingly stroking my belly. If it all was an act, well it didn't matter because it was believable and I definitely had a happy ending at Geisha Massage!

Geisha Massage One: So 8, dung so 2, Tran Thai Tong, Cau Giay.

[Ong Tay]

As I pass by a small alley one day, I saw a lot of Tam Quat shops. There must be game because inside each shop sits several girls with clothers barely cover their breasts and a gang-like young man sits outside. I didn't have the chance to find out that night because I was escorting customers to their homes. Anybody in the forum knows what the routine is in Tam Quat places?

After checking on Google, I think the name of that alley should be Dinh Cong Ha. Anybody interested can give it a shot, I'm kinda busy recently but I will post follow up reports after checking it out.

"Tam Quat" is Vietnamese for massage. But if you see girls waiting around like that, then you can imagine what part of your body they want to massage! I'm not familiar with that area of town, but you can search the thread for other places people have tried. In any case, when you go in normally you make it very clear what you want before hand (either full service "boomboom" or BJ) and what the price is. If not, then you somehow walked into a legit Tam Quat and will get a crappy massage on a cheap folding table meant for the working class locals.

Be sure to post that follow up, it's sure to be an interesting read! I was going to try out a Tam Quat I found on Bo Song Quan Hoa, but I've been busy having fun with Wechat girls for free LOL.

[BlackStreetGhost]

As I pass by a small alley one day, I saw a lot of Tam Quat shops. There must be game because inside each shop sits several girls with clothers barely cover their breasts and a gang-like young man sits outside. I didn't have the chance to find out that night because I was escorting customers to their homes. Anybody in the forum knows what the routine is in Tam Quat places?

After checking on Google, I think the name of that alley should be Dinh Cong Ha. Anybody interested can give it a shot, I'm kinda busy recently but I will post follow up reports after checking it out.

[Ong Tay]

Thanks, this is absolutely right advice for expat guy, do you have any idea for a local guy? Do you know any VIP massage in hanoi where they have female expat?

That's an interesting question! There might be a lot of demand for it, but I'm sure though that most foreigner ladies are teaching English in Hanoi. Because if they are in the massage business, they would make a lot more in their home country. I would love to be proven wrong though!

Unless you mean Chinese, Japanese, Korean, then of course you can find some in Hanoi.

But, I would be very interested in hearing from a local Vietnamese about some good unknown places to go to have some fun. The kind of places where they've never had a foreigner come in before. I like feeling special LOL.

[BlackStreetGhost]

I'm here to post a disgusting experience, look out guys.

Chatted up a working "gal" thru I'm app a couple of days ago, then made an appointment in a hotel. I did my homework: I checked the location on google and decided not to bring too much cash. What a fool I was to think that I'm fully prepared for anything coming. I went to the hotel and they didn't even ask for ID, so directly went to the room. First impression was ok when I saw the gal, off we went to business. I was not surprised when she asked to dim the lights, it's Vietnam anyway. And after a little BJ she started to ride me. A thought flashed in my head when I started to observe her breast (I love this stuff when I was under). It's just not right! Difficult to explain but her chest is just a little bit muscular for a gal, and the breast is just too small. Then I noticed that she closed her thigh tightly even when riding me. I suddenly realized what might be happening and managed to get my hand between her thigh. WTF! Now I understand what disgust really means when I touched that soft stuff. I ran off like hell and was disgusted until now.

Lesson: Don't fuck working "gal" until you are sure she is a gal.

Finding: A25 is a chain hotel and you can find lots of it all over Hanoi. It must be girl friendly to support such business.

[TonyStark]

Thanks, this is absolutely right advice for expat guy, do you have any idea for a local guy? Do you know any VIP massage in hanoi where they have female expat?

[Richrad]

What a fun read!

Great advice. And a great story! I loved it!

Hanoi scam, told cabbie to take me to happy ending massage, went to the first one and he quoted 500, 000 downstairs for a happy ending, which seemed acceptable, walked up 4 flights of stairs to the crusty sauna and showers area, strip off to have a shower, as soon as the water hits me he says one million, so I'm stark naked having an angry confrontation with these 2 pimps. Dress and leave, hail another cab and go to another joint,

This one is a karaoke bar and all the gangsters / pimps are asleep in the karaoke lounge, they are all hustled out and the half asleep pimp (this is at lunch time) tries to sell me a half hour karaoke package while he goes to wake up some girls, no dice.

Take a third cab to another massage parlour. The friendly guy downstairs says yeah 400 for happy ending or 600 for boom boom, just pay the girl and tip me something later. All too easy. Went to the room and picked the prettier of the 2 girls on offer. She proceeds to give me a scrub in the bath, facial treatment, lame massage and finally terrible hand job all in about 40 mins. I gave her the 500, 000 only because I promised it to her beforehand, and went to leave...

[CaseyStar]

You'll have to reply to one of her ads on Craigslist, as I assume you don't have PM capabilities.

I will say again, I completely endorse Dawkins' comments about this lady. She is a lady. Don't forget it. Road has pointed you to her ads. Click and type, it's not all that hard.

On a different topic, and returning to the concept of 'free stuff', I reiterate that it is easily possible to connect with a range of Viet women through various forums that have already been mentioned on here. My advice is this: be a gentleman about it. Be kind, be caring, be interested and be gentle. If you post an ad asking for raw sex, you will get replies from hookers and those simply seeking payment of various kinds. If you think about what you post, you will meet some amazing women who genuinely want no strings sexual relationships. They are out there and in numbers. One other piece of advice: don't look for 'pretty young things' if you want quality experiences. Look for late twenties to mid-thirties and I guarantee you will find willing women who will get to know you and, if you get on well and are good to them, they will open their entire body and fantasy life to you every time and be willing to help fulfill whatever fantasy you may have lurking deep within.

Hanoi truly is a goldmine if you're willing to be patient, considerate and kind.

[Richard Dawkins]

Get me in touch with your regular? Ty, Best, Mik

You'll have to reply to one of her ads on Craigslist, as I assume you don't have PM capabilities.

[MikVerlaine]

The Sugardaddy girl is someone else, not my regular, the guy trashing her / them doesn't even seem to know the difference.

Get me in touch with your regular? Ty, Best, Mik

[CoolMachine]

Vietnam Cupid is packed full of hot Hanoi girls you can check out their pics make your approach and straight away get connected.

I've already had a couple of successful link ups.

[Cluster55]

Riverstar,

New Hanoian,

There is a add in the personal section from a girl who is looking for fun with white guys, she has send me some pics and has confirmed to me that she is not looking for a relationship just good sex. Unfortunately I have just left Hanoi and won't be back until November so if anyone manages to catch up with her I would be grateful if you could tell me how it went. I haven't posted her pic as I don't have her permission but if I was still in Hanoi I would love to give her one.

Yes I hit that. Does what it says on the tin. Good fun but her phone was ringing off the hook, I think she is with someone different every night. Had to book a week in adv, apparantly people like free poon.

Better forget that woman, if she has an email with hoa in it. A waste of time and money. Talks a lot but no performance at all. First time was halfway ok, but I made the mistake to take her another couple of times. Promised to get better but turned out worse instead. PM me for more info. There are surely better ways to waste money in Hanoi.

[OnTheLookOut]

The Sugardaddy girl is someone else, not my regular, the guy trashing her / them doesn't even seem to know the difference.

The gal who used Sugar Daddy this week is legitimate as I have met her.

Jul 12 Naughty baby wants to be spoilt by a sugar daddy. W4m (Hanoi)

Just who is writing this stuff attacking the w4m ads after lots of adverts with pictures of supposedly guys who were posting adverts. Is anyones guess.

Would be keen to met your regular also but really can only meet daytime.