Ho Chi Minh City - General Info

[EatALotOpus]

You are a hopeless romantic.

I take it as a compliment.

[PedroMorales]

In our chats I had mentioned to her about anal and she was skeptical at the beginning but open. On further discussion she agreed to try. Mind you I'm not much into anal. If it's available why not. I wanted to be her first of everything as much as I could..

You are a hopeless romantic.

[The Cane]

I had been corresponding with a non pro via Zalo, a Vietnamese app, for a quiet while and had promised to meet her when I would get there. Very easy "relationship" no strings attached, no demands.

I Arrive in Saigon early February, and this time I used the VOA. Visa On Arrival. I will not do it again. Just don't like the waiting.

All this time my girl, I call her Lihn, was waiting outside as planned and I kept her up to date as to why I was taking so long. After getting the visa went through customs that was not even manned and out I was.

I scanned the crowd and there she was. Every bit what I was expecting minus the English. She writes better than she speaks.

Into the taxi and to the hotel. Check in was easy with her showing ID and up we go..

Anal connoisseurs around the world unite LOL!

[EatALotOpus]

I had been corresponding with a non pro via Zalo, a Vietnamese app, for a quiet while and had promised to meet her when I would get there. Very easy "relationship" no strings attached, no demands.

I Arrive in Saigon early February, and this time I used the VOA. Visa On Arrival. I will not do it again. Just don't like the waiting.

All this time my girl, I call her Lihn, was waiting outside as planned and I kept her up to date as to why I was taking so long. After getting the visa went through customs that was not even manned and out I was.

I scanned the crowd and there she was. Every bit what I was expecting minus the English. She writes better than she speaks.

Into the taxi and to the hotel. Check in was easy with her showing ID and up we go.

Kissing started in the elevator. Nice kisser and nice clean breath. Some heavy petting in the room and into the shower she went, Coming out of the shower with nothing but her Birthday suit I hold her from her waist so to admire her body. For a 38 yo She was very well preserved. Never married, no baby, slight belly fat. No sex for over fifteen years. Just heavy masturbation.

Quick shower for me and eased her on to the bed. The first round was all me doing the work. The rest rest of the day was just pleasure with only a brief pause to go out for dinner.

In our chats I had mentioned to her about anal and she was skeptical at the beginning but open. On further discussion she agreed to try. Mind you I'm not much into anal. If it's available why not. I wanted to be her first of everything as much as I could.

On the third day. As I was licking her brown eye I inserted a finger as I had done before without resistance and she again left a pleasant moan. Grabbed some lubricant that was pre positioned by the night stand and slowly went in. More moans more lube and a second and third finger. It was time to break that door down. When the Little Head was half way in, a little twitch and slight arching of the back. Told her to relax, in and out couple times then in we go. Took it like a champ. I let her absorb as much as she was able to absorb, which it was all, I and less than a minute.

The glow on her face was all I needed to see. I knew and she confirmed that she loved it.

As she had a full time job and I had other business to attend to, we agreed for her to visit on Saturdays and leave on Sundays for the duration of my stay. She did. We both had fun No demands ever made.

Doing it again on the next visit.

Stay well.

Eatalotopus.

[D Cups]

Lefeu,

Ditto. I went to VN for work (visiting prof) 10 X in 7 years all before 2014 and have the same conclusion: beautiful girls but many over-priced and limited English. Wish I had met Mutant Chicken when I was there. Benny's hot toc and big titty Mae from Smiley's were fond memories. If you have a chance to go to Halong Bay outside of Hanoi I recommend the boat tours. There are also some hot tocs up there.

[Lefeu]

...Overall I was disappointed with the experience. The sex was rushed and the price was way too high for what I received. For the same amount of money I could fuck a glamour model blonde with double DS in Manchester! But that's what happens when you go to touristy areas like this for sex. It's the Patpong effect. If you lived in Ho Chi Minh City, had plenty of time on your hands and knew the right places, I'm sure it would be easy to find cheap, high quality pussy, but the massage places and freelancers on Bui Vien do not represent value for money.

...I walked back to my hotel and as I began packing, I asked myself the same question I always ask when I visit a new sex destination. Is the girlie scene worth visiting especially? In this case, I'd say not. The hot-tocs were an interesting experience, offering blow-jobs for cheap prices, but the sex venues are vastly over-priced. You could have a lot more fun for a lot less money in places like Cambodia, Philippines, Indonesia or Thailand.

I had the same experience when I last visited HCMC a few years ago. I also came to the same conclusion on the girlie scene. I stayed a week and was able to score with a beautiful Vietnamese girl on my last 2 nights. We are now friends on Facebook and she keeps asking me to come back, but I doubt that I will go back again to hcmc for mongering. The other places are so much better.

[Gromit8]

If I take my 1st trip to Vietnam and Saigon, is it reasonable to expect BB FS and kissing with some of the women on.

http://www.vnanchoi.com/forum*******...h-binh-tan.61/

And if not, are there any ways to get it in Saigon?

If not I can get it in Pattaya easily. Don't want to waste a precious holiday. HJ and BJ are no use to me, covered S is hardly worth it.

You are better off in Pattaya for sure. Can you get it in VN? Sure, anything is possible with enough time and money. But it is not a straightforward task. Unless you have zero standards.

[ChronoTrigger]

If I take my 1st trip to Vietnam and Saigon, is it reasonable to expect BB FS and kissing with some of the women on.

http://www.vnanchoi.com/forum*******...h-binh-tan.61/

And if not, are there any ways to get it in Saigon?

If not I can get it in Pattaya easily. Don't want to waste a precious holiday. HJ and BJ are no use to me, covered S is hardly worth it.

[Sir Lancelot]

DAY 3: Massage with extras.

Confession time, I have always tried to dilute my pay-for-play with a bit of tourism. So at 7. 30 am I was picked up by a minibus outside my hotel and taken to the CuChi tunnels and then on a boat-trip around the Mekong Delta. It's always important to have photos to show the folks back home.

There was a fairly pretty Canadian woman on the trip, probably early thirties. She had a short fashionable haircut and a great arse, as I was able to confirm as I crawled behind her through one of the tunnels. She asked to swap numbers on the way back to Ho Chi Minh City, hinting that maybe we could meet later for drinks. I was tempted. Given her flirty nature I was confident I could get in to her knickers but I wanted to sample some of the local pussy instead. I've had sex with over 200 girls around Asia but only two of them were Vietnamese. Oddly both were in massage parlours in Siem Reap, Cambodia, and one of them, a pale-skinned beauty with a gorgeous slim body, gave me exceptional sex. I was hoping for more of the same tonight. I'd had two blowjobs so far in Ho Chi Minh City but this was my last night and I wanted to go out with a bang, literally.

However the minibus didn't drop me back at my hotel until 8 pm. I was hoping to get back earlier so I could get another blowjob at KPK, before heading out and finding a sexy girl to fuck, maybe even two. But by the time I'd showered and got myself something to eat, the time was 9. 30 pm. I had a 5 am alarm call next day to catch an early flight, so it meant I only had time for one girl.

I'd researched numerous places in District 1, most of which are large hotels like Hai Yen, Vien Dong and Dai Nam which offer a massage service. But as this was my last night I didn't want to run the risk of getting a lengthy massage before finding out that an overpriced hand-job is all that is on the menu. The most promising place I'd found online was Queen Bee Hotel in District 7, where full sex definitely is on the menu. There is a video online of a big lineup of young girls and many of them are very pretty.

But I couldn't get the girl with fishnets out of my head from last night. Judging by the glint in her eye, I reckon she could give me a wild time!

So I formulated a plan. I'd go to Bui Vien and hopefully see the girl in fishnets. I'd ask her for a massage and hopefully fuck her afterwards. But if that didn't go to plan, for example if I couldn't find her or she refused sex, I'd go to Queen Bee instead.

I walked along Bui Vien and took the second alley on the right after Go2 bar. I think it's called Hem 241 Pham Ngu Lao. It's a tight alley with small noodle restaurants, grocery shops and backpacker style guesthouses. There are a few Thai-style massage places on the right with generally older girls sat on plastic stools outside, trying to tempt you inside for a massage. I walked past the first and then I saw her, sat outside the next, the girl in fishnets! She wasn't wearing fishnets tonight but was looking as sexy as I remembered and her boobs were straining to pop out of the tight top she was wearing. She sprang to her feet when she saw me and intercepted me in the alley.

'I remembered you from last night' I said, sounding like a complete amateur.

She pressed her curvy body in to mine and said huskily 'You wan oily massage?

How could I resist? Behind her was a list of services and oily massage was just 300,000 dong. Even if she didn't offer extras, I'd still get a nice cheap oily massage to get me in the mood for one of the girls at Queen Bee.

She led me inside and up some narrow stairs at the back of the shop. She was wearing a tight mini-skirt and I admired her tight jiggling arse as we climbed up to the second floor. We entered a small room with a proper massage bed and she said 'Take your clothes off', closing the door behind her. I stripped down to my underwear before innocently asking 'these too?' She nodded. Sex was definitely on the menu.

I lay down on the bed and she began massaging oil in to my back. It felt really good. We chatted and although there was a language barrier, she giggled a lot. Last night I placed her at 30 years old but now I had chance to talk to her, I'd guess she was mid-thirties. She was one of those girls that 10 years ago was probably a worldy but even now was still sexy. I felt myself getting hard as she massaged me, accidentally (but on purpose) brushing her fingers against my arse and balls.

'Turn around' she said.

I followed her instruction, rolling over and my erection sprang in her direction. 'You wan extras?' she said with a smile.

The prices she offered were crazy though. 1 million for a hand-job, 1. 5 for a blowjob and an eye-watering 2 million for sex. It was my own fault for coming across as over-keen. Although I'm in my early 40's I look a lot younger and no matter how much sun I get, I always have a fresh-off-the-plane look. She probably thought I was a naive backpacker and I'd pay whatever she asked.

As much as I love massage-with-extras places, the drawback is having to negotiate with an erection. It definitely puts you at a disadvantage! Also I find that talking money is a guaranteed way of losing wood. After a quick rally of verbal tennis we agreed on 1. 5 million for a blowjob and full-sex but it must include kissing too. It's probably about the same as I would have spent if I went to one of the hotel massage parlours.

I had bought my own condom but in the blink of an eye she quickly rolled one of her own on to my dick. As is often the case in these places, it was too tight. She removed her black lacy bra and amazingly, right before my eyes, her tits almost completely vanished. I've seen some wonderbra wonders in my time but this was like a magic trick. On the street she looked like she had a sizeable rack but without her bra, her boobs disappeared. She had the biggest, puffiest nipples I've ever seen though and as she began sucking my dick, slow and deep, a couple of my fingers inserted in to her warm pussy, I wasn't complaining.

After a couple of minutes she clambered up on to the massage table and lowered her pussy on to me, letting out a little groan as I slid in. But then weird things began to happen. She leaned forward and began kissing me with the most bizarre technique I've ever experienced. She opened her mouth wide, clamped her face tightly against mine, stuck her tongue as far down my throat as possible and began waggling it around frantically. Kissing is a big turn-on for me but this was like kissing a camel. Even weirder, she just lay on top of me. She didn't grind her pussy or use her hips, she just lay there flat like a blow-up doll, attacking me with her lips.

I picked this girl because I sensed she'd give me a wild time but she seemed inexperienced.

I grabbed her soft arse-cheeks and began rocking her up and down and before long we had a nice rhythm going. I leaned up and sucked her massive nipples and then flipped her over on to her back. On a double bed it's an easy manouevre but it's awkward on a narrow massage table. I fucked her in missionary, her legs spread wide and she began making those over-theatrical groaning noises I hate. I started kissing her again to make her shut up. Within a minute she was gasping 'come for me, come for me' in sync with the creaking massage table, trying to hurry me along. There wasn't a chance I was hurrying when I'd forked out 1. 5 million!

Normally I like to try lots of positions but it was difficult on the wobbly table so I just pounded away in mish. 'I come! I come!' she shouted, fooling no-one. The sex felt fake, like fucking a prostitute in Amsterdam's red light district.

I pulled the condom off and asked her to finish me with a blowjob. She obliged, wrapping her lovely warm lips around my cock and finally putting her tongue to good use. I lay back and enjoyed the moment. A sexy hooker sucking me off, the seedy room faintly illuminated by the flickering neon sign outside. Unfortunately she noticed my body tightening up and pulled her face away before I could unload in to her mouth, so I shot up my chest. Wet wipe please!

Overall I was disappointed with the experience. The sex was rushed and the price was way too high for what I received. For the same amount of money I could fuck a glamour model blonde with double DS in Manchester! But that's what happens when you go to touristy areas like this for sex. It's the Patpong effect. If you lived in Ho Chi Minh City, had plenty of time on your hands and knew the right places, I'm sure it would be easy to find cheap, high quality pussy, but the massage places and freelancers on Bui Vien do not represent value for money.

But I am eternal optimist and try to look on the bright side of life. The blowjob was excellent again. If Ho Chi Minh City didn't deliver good sex for me, it certainly did with blowjobs.

I walked back to my hotel and as I began packing, I asked myself the same question I always ask when I visit a new sex destination. Is the girlie scene worth visiting especially? In this case, I'd say not. The hot-tocs were an interesting experience, offering blow-jobs for cheap prices, but the sex venues are vastly over-priced. You could have a lot more fun for a lot less money in places like Cambodia, Philippines, Indonesia or Thailand.

[Gargano19]

I assumed the chubby girl would be leading me to a viewing area where the girls line up, but after two flights of stairs we reached a row of small rooms where the action clearly takes place. The girl had obviously grabbed me as her own customer before I had chance to see any of the other girls!

Pretty common, happened with me too, the first time I went there. Smart on you to get the line up anyway.

I've read that extras like 69 and rimming are sometimes available so I asked if we could do 69. She didn't understand at first but after some miming by me, she realised what I was asking for and shook her head.

I've read that sex isn't on the menu in these places so either the guy had the most skillful fingers in the world or the girl was auditioning for an Oscar.

Usually sex is available in some BJ shops, you just have to ask at reception and check which girls are ready to do it.

There hadn't been any talk of money from the moment I stepped inside the hot-toc and online I'd read conflicting reports on price (there's always one smart-arse on every ISG thread who thinks they are god's gift because they can get 'local prices') . So when I reached the cashier on the ground floor I decided to test the water and handed over a 500,000 dong note. An older woman put my money in to the till but I stood my ground, waiting, and she suddenly remembered that she was meant to give me change and handed back 100,000 dong. So I paid 400,000 which I think is excellent value. You'd struggle to get a blowjob for that price in most sex establishments across Asia

This can be very risky. Always ask for prices, there's less chance of you getting ripped in a massage shop rather than in a club, but still better not take risk. Price was good indeed.

Overall a great FR, thanks.

[Sir Lancelot]

DAY 2: HOT TOCS.

I spent most of the afternoon wandering around Ho Chi Minh City enjoying the sights. I deliberately planned it so my walking route ended at Jade Emperor Pagoda. Not only is it a pretty, tranquil place to visit away from the noisy streets, it is just a short walk away from NPK where a number of hot-tocs are located. I believe 'hot-toc' translates to 'hairdresser' but these are places you go for a blowjob, not a blow-dry. I'd read good things about them online and was very keen to try them for myself.

Nguyen Phi Khanh street is located in the north of District 1 just south of the Kenh Nhieu Loc river. I entered at the Eastern end of the street at the intersection with the busy Dinh Tien Hoang road but if you got a taxi, you could ask for HMC Tower. At the entrance to NPK I was amused to see a coffee house called Phuc Long. Sadly, no sex is on the menu at NPK.

It's a fairly quiet mainly residential street, about 400 meters long. At first I didn't see many signs of life but as the road neared Tran Quang Khai, there are numerous hot-tocs to choose from. Each has a small neon sign which says 'goi dau ham' and someone sitting on a chair outside trying to coax you inside to see the girls. 'You wan girl?' a young man said as I strolled past. It was 6 pm and there were roughly half a dozen hot-tocs open but almost all of the doors were closed so I couldn't see the girls. Number 112 had its sliding door slightly open so I was able to glimpse inside and see a promising selection of about six girls, all fairly youngish. They were sat in a row, it reminded me of the Dolly brothels in Surabaya, Indonesia.

I've read people recommending that the best thing to do is to go inside each hot-toc and ask to see a lineup, then return to the one with your favourite girl. I've never been a fan of this kind of selection method. I've always thought that asking to see a lineup and then walking out is rude and I've spoken to gogo and massage girls who agree. I know the girls are there to provide a service and we are the 'buyers' but I've always thought it's a demeaning thing to do. But also I think it means you are less likely to receive a good service as no girl likes to be picked five minutes after being rejected!

Recce finished, it was time to pick a girl. 112 and 122 get good mentions online but I decided to go in to number 84 as it seems to be the most popular. It's opposite the junction with Ly Can Phuc and when I slid the door open I was greeted enthusiastically by a short, chubby girl with big natural boobs. She said 'follow' and walked up some stairs but I noticed probably about ten girls lazing around on couches on the ground floor, including a few pretty ones. I got that familiar tingle of anticipation when I know I'm about to meet a girl.

I assumed the chubby girl would be leading me to a viewing area where the girls line up, but after two flights of stairs we reached a row of small rooms where the action clearly takes place. The girl had obviously grabbed me as her own customer before I had chance to see any of the other girls! To be fair, I was tempted. Facially she was a 4/10 but she had big wobbly tits. I've just come out of a relationship with a beautiful blonde girl 14 years my junior, who was perfect in almost every way except she had tiny A-cup breasts. Getting my hands on a big pair of natural tits for the first time in four years was very tempting. But I decided that to get the full experience of this hot-toc, I needed to see some other girls.

She shouted down the stairs and five girls came up. Two of them were very pretty, the type of girls you could imagine being popular in the upscale gogo bars in Thailand. They were slim with nice figures, both had long dark hair and beautiful facial features. Unfortunately one of them wouldn't meet my eyes when I looked at her and the other was more interested by her phone. I never pick girls who don't want to be picked, no matter how pretty they are. The other three girls were keen though and as is often the case in these scenarios, I picked the one with the biggest smile. She was small and I'd guess was mid 20's. She had a pretty face, a nice figure and a flirty nature which suggested good service.

She led me through to one of the small cubicles which only had room for a single bed and a small sink. She invited me to get unchanged and left the room to get her small basket of massage paraphernalia. I did as instructed and was grateful to cool down under an air-con unit. It had been a particularly hot, humid day. When she reappeared she asked me to lie down on my front and proceeded to use cold water and a flannel to wipe me. I tried to make conversation with her and although she didn't speak English, she was very smiley and I was able to ascertain that her name was Tam. She gave me a brief shoulder massage that involved lots of light slapping.

When she asked me to turn over I noticed that she had pulled off her top revealing a lovely pair of tits. They were medium sized, firm and like the girl last night had big round nipples. I think Vietnamese girls win the Asian Big Nipple Trophy! She used her flannel to wipe my chest and arms and then paid a lot of attention to wiping my dick which unsurprisingly was springing to life. She then leaned down and began giving me an excellent bareback blowjob. It was slow and deep with really good suction, a proper blowjob, not the pretend one I had last night. The girl I recently split up with back at home in England refused to give me oral sex so it was heaven to have warm lips wrapped around my dick again.

As she sucked and slowly built pace, I stroked her arse and inserted a finger in to one of the tightest pussies I've ever felt. I suppose that's the advantage of a girl working in a blowjob bar as opposed to somewhere she gets fucked multiple times every day. Her pussy was tight as opposed to the width of one of the CuChi tunnels! After a while she turned to face me so I could fondle her beautiful tits and gave me a skillful handjob with a firm grip. I could have shot my load at any time but I wanted to last as long as possible and savour every second.

I've read that extras like 69 and rimming are sometimes available so I asked if we could do 69. She didn't understand at first but after some miming by me, she realised what I was asking for and shook her head. I wasn't too disappointed though, I asked her to suck me again and once again it was a perfect blowjob. There was a mirror at the foot of the bed so I watched her head bobbing up and down until eventually I unloaded in to her mouth. I'd missed blowjobs like this.

As we both got changed there were lots of porn-star groans from a girl in the next cubicle, building in volume until they reached a theatrical crescendo, coinciding with a male voice 'aaa-aaa-aaaaargh'. I've read that sex isn't on the menu in these places so either the guy had the most skillful fingers in the world or the girl was auditioning for an Oscar.

There hadn't been any talk of money from the moment I stepped inside the hot-toc and online I'd read conflicting reports on price (there's always one smart-arse on every ISG thread who thinks they are god's gift because they can get 'local prices') . So when I reached the cashier on the ground floor I decided to test the water and handed over a 500,000 dong note. An older woman put my money in to the till but I stood my ground, waiting, and she suddenly remembered that she was meant to give me change and handed back 100,000 dong.

So I paid 400,000 which I think is excellent value. You'd struggle to get a blowjob for that price in most sex establishments across Asia. On top of that, the girl was pretty and the service exceptional. If I lived in Ho Chi Minh City or was visiting for longer, I would certainly be a regular at these kind of places.

Before the trip I decided I wanted to visit both Zeus and KPK to make a comparison. There is only one winner in my eyes. The hot-tocs on KPK tick all three main boxes. They have good girls, good prices and good service, as opposed to Zeus which charged 250% more for a tired service from a surly girl. Of course there's the probability that I was just unlucky with my experience at Zeus but even taking that in to account, if you're looking for a good blowjob, forget Zeus and go to Nguyen Phi Khanh street.

I got a xe-om back to my hotel, clinging on to the back as the motorbike weaved through the rush-hour traffic. KPK is probably a half hour walk from the Bui Vien area but motorbike taxis are a very cheap way to get around.

I got back to my hotel and after a change of clothes and something to eat, decided to visit Bui Vien street again. It was 10 pm and much busier than the night before. A lot of the bars had put chairs out in front and large crowds gathered around a street performer. But the place felt very touristy. I'd seen photos and videos online that made me think it would be like Thailand with lots of bar-girls but most of the seats were taken by backpackers. Although there is a big 'Walking Street' sign at one end, this definitely isn't Pattaya. Thankfully though, some bars did had a 'girlie' feel. I saw a lovely looking young girl in Lovely Bar near the end, there were a dozen sexy girls outside Go2 on the corner and a healthy selection of young, smiling girls outside Blue Sky 2. But most of the bars had older girls past their use-by date, tightly fitted in to dresses about three sizes too small for them.

Undoubtedly there were some pretty girls and with more time on my hands it would be easy to find some quality pay-for-play here. But at a price. According to my research these girls charge hefty prices, especially for sex. The prettiest girl was sat outside a small bar near the Cong Quynh end of the street. She met my gaze and smiled and waved coyly. She was a 10/10 in my books but something about her said ladyboy. The fake tits perhaps. I kept walking.

I wanted to explore the Thai-style 'massage with extras' places in the narrow alleys that surround the main drag. I walked up several of the alleys and there were a number of legitimate looking massage places with girls sat out front. 'You wan massage sir?' they said as I walked past. These places offer a genuine massage service but 'extras' can be negotiated. The girls were generally older and the quality definitely veered towards average but I did see a few attractive options. I saw one pretty young girl with dyed blonde hair (something about Asians with blonde hair turns me on) and another girl wearing cat ears grabbed my arm and wouldn't let go. I was tempted by her feline advances but wanted to explore more.

The girl I was most tempted by was probably 30 years old, had a spectacular figure and was wearing fishnet stockings. She blocked my way in the narrow alley and when she sensed interest, grabbed my arm and jiggled her big tits at me. 'I give you good massage' she said, pressing herself in to me and fixing me with a 'fuck me' stare. She was older than girls I usually go for but she had a great face and a slutty appeal. I was very tempted but felt exhausted due to jetlag. I'd probably fall asleep mid-massage if I went inside with her!

I went back to my hotel and was in bed shortly afterwards. Oddly I couldn't sleep for about half an hour, my mind kept thinking about the girl in fishnets. Maybe I would fuck her tomorrow. So far on the trip I'd had two blowjobs, tomorrow would be my last day in Ho Chi Minh City and I was on the lookout for full sex.

[Geano]

Hi all,

Has anyone tried to send a VN girl friend a sex toy? Or have you heard of any restrictions on mailing items like that? Thanks for any input. Geano.

[Manfield04]

Sir Lancelot! What a surprise! It's been such a long time. I read with much pleasure your New Delhi diaries and lots of your posts in the Angeles City and Manila Forums. Welcome Back!

At the start of March I spent three days in Ho Chi Minh City. Tomorrow I plan to visit the hot-tocs on NPK street, where the service is meant to be much better and the prices much cheaper.

[Lefeu]

...Overall I was unimpressed with Zeus. The girl was okay lookswise but bored and didn't make much of an effort. The sauna and steam room were completely unnecessary and the sexual parts were very disappointing. I was really looking forward to the boob massage but it only lasted 30 seconds and the blowjob wasn't really a blowjob at all and only lasted a few minutes. I ended up being wanked off for 1 million dong! The massage was excellent but we don't come to these kind of places for the massage...

Sorry to hear about your misadventure at Zeus, but I enjoyed reading your report as it was well written. Thanks a lot.

[Sir Lancelot]

At the start of March I spent three days in Ho Chi Minh City.

DAY 1: ZEUS.

I arrived in Ho Chi Minh at 4 pm, feeling tired after a lengthy 14 hour flight from the UK. It would have been tempting to go to bed and catch up on some sleep, but I only had a short time to explore HCMCs pay-for-play and wanted to hit the ground running.

My hotel in District 1 was chosen purely based on its proximity to the popular Bui Vien area. It took just five minutes to reach the busy street. Bui Vien forks off from the busy Duong Tran Hung Dao and is about 500 meters long with lots of bars and restaurants. I planned to explore it more thoroughly on another night but for now I was hungry, so chose a restaurant / bar called Donkey, which had a sexy girl dancing on a table inside. It was directly opposite the most popular bar on the street, Miss Saigon. I had my first bowl of pho of the trip, some spring rolls and a beer and was then ready to find a girl.

I'd done a lot of research on ISG prior to my trip and my plan was to go to Zeus Massage on my first night. I knew I'd be tired after the long flight so I just wanted to go somewhere convenient and easy. The place is easy to find, located at 359 Pham Ngu Lao, a street which runs parallel to Bui Vien. A young guy was sat on a chair outside and made a call on his walkie-talkie before escorting me up a flight of stairs. On the left was a waiting room, containing about ten reclining chairs facing a TV. Four young Vietnamese men were standing around a reception counter but I got the impression they were members of staff as opposed to customers. It was 7 pm and surprisingly there were no other customers.

I was handed a laminated flyer with a price-list and the services offered:

- 1 million, 70 minutes, massage, boob massage and blowjob.

- 1. 8 m, as above but 100 minutes, 2 pops and tongue bath.

- 2. 4 m, as above but 120 minutes plus 69.

- 3. 6 m, as above but with two girls.

Amusingly there was a 'VIP option' in which you could spend an eye-watering 13 million dong for 4 girls and 4 pops! As I was tired after a long day of travel I chose the cheapest option.

Then I was handed an iPad with a list of the available girls, their age and vital stats. I scrolled up and down several times admiring the girls. All of the photos were model-style professional shots of young, pretty, smiling girls. I've traveled extensively around Asia and explored a lot of the pay-for-play and have to say Vietnamese girls are as pretty as any girls in Asia. However, I knew not to get too excited. I'd read a few reviews saying that the girls don't resemble their photos and I remember a similar scenario years ago, picking a girl from the website of the famous Annie's Massage in Bangkok, then being severely underwhelmed when I met her in person.

I chose the youngest, who was very cute and had a resemblance to one of my best friends daughters who I've often fantasised about fucking. I got led up another flight of stairs to a corridor and he knocked on the first door on the right. The girl who answered didn't resemble the photo I'd picked even slightly. She was chubbier and facially completely different. She could have been a different girl! However, she was still young and cute and had nice curves beneath the red, lacy dress she was wearing. I was reasonably pleased. I'd lowered my expectations sufficiently enough not to be too disappointed.

However that's where things went downhill. She greeted me coldly with no smile, just a shrug towards the bed and she said 'undressed'. I tried to engage her in conversation as I got unchanged but she didn't speak English. Normally that's not a problem. I've met a lot of pay-for-play girls when there's a language barrier but you can still make very basic conversation, flirt and smile. But this girl seemed tired and bored, like my presence there was an inconvenience to her.

The first 20 minutes were a complete waste of time. The room included small cubicles with a steam room and a sauna and she invited me to sit in both. When I go to massage places I'm not interested in receiving a spa treatment! When finished I stood in a round bath and she showered and washed me with soap. When she washed my dick she blew a kiss, the first trace of any personality she'd shown. I dried off and lay on the massage bed and she proceeded to give me an excellent, professional-style massage. Her fingers were very firm and it was the perfect antidote to a long day's travel. At one point she stood on me and my back clicked. She then gave me a hot stone massage before asking me to turn over.

Finally, some action was imminent!

She took off her lacy top revealing a really firm pair of medium sized tits and began gently rubbing them up and down my stomach while caressing my dick. This has always been a big turn-on of mine but sadly it only lasted about 30 seconds before she began giving me a 'blowjob'. I use the word very loosely though because it wasn't really a blowjob, she just wanked me with her hand while half-heartedly pretending to suck. Her lovely arse was pointed in my direction, so I stroked it and inserted a few fingers in to her pussy. After a few minutes she gave up on pretending to suck me and wanked me off as I squeezed her lovely tits, until I came up my chest.

Overall I was unimpressed with Zeus. The girl was okay lookswise but bored and didn't make much of an effort. The sauna and steam room were completely unnecessary and the sexual parts were very disappointing. I was really looking forward to the boob massage but it only lasted 30 seconds and the blowjob wasn't really a blowjob at all and only lasted a few minutes. I ended up being wanked off for 1 million dong! The massage was excellent but we don't come to these kind of places for the massage.

Before I left I was handed a 20% discount flyer. Although Zeus Massage is very convenient and close to my hotel, I don't think I'll return. If the services provided were decent. A nice boob massage and a really good blowjob - 800,000 would be good value in my opinion given the young, reasonably pretty girl. But when you strip away all of the spa treatment extras, the sexual service I received was very average.

Tomorrow I plan to visit the hot-tocs on NPK street, where the service is meant to be much better and the prices much cheaper.