Ho Chi Minh City - General Info

[JohnniBoy]

Been in Saigon for the past three days. Hot and humid as hell! Food is good and plenty of girls but my action has been very limited. The first night we went to spaceship and the place is pretty dead. Not too many girls at all. Then we headed over to Apocalypse Now, the place was hoping with music and quite a mixed crowd. The girls seem to have gone there with their guy friends so didn't really attempted to pick any of them up. Afterwards, we headed over to Catwalk. Plenty of good looking, well=dressed model looking girls. Very expensive. Drinks and girls. The girls will sit and dance with you but when the night was done, i asked one of them to go out. She wanted 150 usd. The end of that story. Overall, the club was very nice experience because the girls in there are real hot and sexy. Price wise, it will blow your budget to hell. Be willing to spend the Benjamins to get action there. I will be here for another 3 days then onto bangkok.

[Silly Puppy]

According to a local Vietnamese newspaper the Viet police just closed AN charging suspicious prostitution and drug activities. They said they wanted to create a healthier environment for younger Viet generation. Well, we know this is all power and money struggling between Commie party members and other AN's will emerge soon.

[Poppasan]

You are so right on that one Asianphile. I have been back since 99 and I usually don't pay for most of my girls. I usually just buy them a gift like perfume or watch and they are all yours. They love it when you think about them enough to buy them a present. But I usually buy 10 bottles of perfume so I can just give one to whoever I run into.

Most well some of these girls will not want your money if they like you. They just want to hang around with you. Take them to dinner or lunch a few times and that is another girl in your pocket. Just save their number and whenever you need a fuck, call them up and they will come over.

It is true there is an exclusive club in Saigon that has girls dancing naked on stages. I can provide the address if anyone is interested. You need a local to take you there.

One tip, don't go looking for girls. Just try to find a mommy and you are set. She will bring the girls to you.

[nwtn20]

Poppasan,

Any more report from VN as I am in the region at the moment I may be heading that way in the next month or two.

Thanks

[James Khoa]

Recently had the chance to visit the infamous 74B bar on Hai Ba Trung.

First thing you notice is there is hardly any lighting at all. (Guess that way, you won't know what the girl looks like). Didn't even have the chance to sit at the bar, before some girls started urging me upstairs (good and bad, felt a bit rushed, but hey, I'm not there for small talk either). Up I went (must have climbed 3 floors), notice working girls on every level (not much to look at though, they were very average in looks).

Arrived on the highest floor (3rd floor) and the girl who was following behind me all this time finally spoke. Man she had bad teeth! In last than 5 minutes (maybe even shorter), she grabbed my pocket buddy, and asked me to take her to a hotel.

I was thinking to myself, "Hell No", but I thought I will ask the price anyway. She wanted USD50/ST. Honestly, she should pay me to do her... but I kept that to myself.

Beer wasn't that expensive (for such a bar), at least cheaper than some (VND25,000). Back in my province, beer goes for VND8,000... the things I do for some pussies.

Gonna try 74C... or was it 74A, next chance I get. If any of you chaps been there recently, give us a report.

BTW, you guys know any other Massage places, which provides a clean place, with DROP DOWN GORGEOUS chicks?

The cafe Deuce mentioned: I am guessing it is Cafe Cocktails (not sure if I got the name right, but it is located at Sin Wah Tower, same building where Citibank is. Nguyen Hue street). There are lots of chicks (good looking ones too), but never had similar experience. It is nonetheless a good pick up joint though.

[Poppasan]

Well this is my first report since I was just recently approved by WSG.

I am stuck in the US working now longing to go back to VN. Last time I was there was 08/03. But I think I can provide some of you guys with some info. if you want because I was there often from 99-01. Like 10 times back and forth.

All those people of stays in the fancy hotels for over $100/day, I just don't get it. Not unless the company pays for it, why stay there. There are many hotels at $20-40/day that are just as good but you get way better service.

These places are clean. Marble floors and better bathroom than some motel or hotels over here. They have AC, cable and all the things you would want for 1/4 the cost. All the money you saved, you can put toward you know what..

I have tapes of my experiences so maybe if I get to know you enough, I will share it with you. But I will throw this out.

My trip back in 08/03, was one of my best ever. I went to this Karoke bar at Spaceship. Hooked up with this girl there, maybe an 7 in looks and body. But she was one of the best fucks I had over there and I had many over there. She gave the best BBBJ ever, tossed my salad, and she was game to do anything. Fucked her like an hour or more since I was boozing that night. Then came in her mouth since her BJ was so damn good. She has a sister that they usually do threesomes with. I can't wait to go back to hook up with them again. I got all this on tape.

Damn I love that country.

[Streach]

I regularly go to Ho Chi Min with and without the Missus who is Vnese. You have to be careful when you are at the top hotels especially New World with taking Vnese girls in there. They don;t assume they are you GF/Wife. I had to produce a copy of my marriage Certificate to be allowed to stay in the same room. If you meet a girl you want to take to your room best do it during the day or early evening. Other girls I have met there have just said what floor are you on etc and found their own way up. I have only ever had a problem at the New World the rest don't seem to mind as long as you walk confidently in and straight to your room.

[Eazy Dan]

I heard that there is a HC that offers real twins for service in Vietnam. Does anyone know of this HC. Please let me know.

Cheers

EazyDan

[Deuce99]

Hello fellas,

Been in HCMC for 1 week now. Have been carousing around in the evening after work almost everyday, and here's my report of where I meet women:

1) At some of the expensive outdoor cafes where people sit there to people watch. Turns there are quite a few groups of women that just sit there looking for men to pick them up. I had the luck of sitting down with 2 young women. One was an ex-singer turned real estate agent, and the other a vietkieau from Australia. After chatting with them for 30 minutes, their female friends kept showing up, for a total of about 8 woman total at the table joining me and my 1 other male friend. There were 2 cosmeticians, 2 models, the ex-singer, 1 vietkieu, 2 textile designers. They wanted me to go with them to a karoke bar. I refused and made them follow me to Saloon 17. They came, and we stayed their until closing. They were boozing it up, and actually paying their own tab wherever we went. After the Saloon 17, they dragged me to some bar they knew would stay open until 2am, and they had already reserved a table ahead of time by paying for 3 bottles of VSOP REMY. Each bottle was about $70USD. I told them I didn't bring enough cash with me, and they told me to hush, cause it was all paid for. I got quite drunk, and met more of their friends, and these women were a lot of fun. They wanted to stay out all night, and the group wanted me to take the ex-singer home to fuck. Had to work next day, so passed. Got their numbers, and they kept calling and calling me.

Seemed like I was with the rich and famous of Vietnam. Was a lot of fun until I told them a second evening that I did not want to go out with them. They gave me an ultimatum to go out with them or never hear from them again. Since work is just as important as pussy, I let it pass, and haven't heard from them since. Very interesting people.

2) Various bars, great to pick up women that are in groups that don't mention any form of money up front, who don't seem like callgirls. They really love Vietkieu!!! Speak the language, and you will quickly find out Vietnamese women love to talk dirty just shortly after meeting them.

What fun.

Deuce99

EDITOR's NOTE: This report was reformatted to remove imbedded hard returns.

[Dog Day]

Was In HCMC lat week.

James, you are right the New World Sauna beside the Catwalk bar is expensive. I like it though because it is really a clean establishment. Really great marbled floors with top class hot and cold jacuzzi. Clean rooms, sheets, towels, etc. They will give you a photo album and you can choose the girl that will give you a massage. I did not request anything special because I know the most they can give you is a HJ in that joint. And I feel $20 is too much to pay for a HJ.

Anyway, my story. Went to ALEEZ BOO, a popular watering hole across the park from New World. At night this park is filled up with couples dating. Sitting on their motorbikes, or on the grass., park benches, hugging, smooching. Nice sight to see that its the same all over the world. There are even police men patrolling the park so it feels like a safe place. Now ALEEZ BOO is frequented by backpackers. Not fancy , but cool. The cute promo girl of Carlsberg approached me and asked me to buy a Carlsberg, of course. I did get one, and another, and another. She spoke some decent english and was quite attractive. We talked a bit and he said it was her day-off the next day. I invited her for lunch the next day since my flight leaves later that night. She said yes, so I gave her my room number at the New World. I was thinking she was just being kind so I never thought she will even show up. Next day at 11:30 I got a call from the lobby and she was there. We had lunch in the hotel and chat a bit. She hinted she needed some money. The amount was $40 USD when converted, so thats OK. I asked her if she wants to go to my room. She was dressed simple and casual so the hotel people did not ask when we went to the elevators. Maybe I was just lucky. in New World, I notice the hotel people questioning the girl if she is dressed liked a ****, when she goes to the elevators. In my room we chat a bit. I knewI do not have much time so held her hand. She smiled which was like the green light. She was 21, had a great body, really cute face. She was not tall, probably 1.60. We had great sex and I came 3 times.. She obviously was not a pro but she follows the rhytmn. Gave her the $40 and she left. One big mistake was I forgot to get her number. I am not going back to HCMC for a while so hope she still promos in ALEEZ BOO when I do have a chance to go back this year.

[James Khoa]

Magnet45,

Well done man! Thanks to you, some of us, will be avoiding the massage joint. Any place that is willing to go bareback, is off limits to me personally. Not trying to be rude though, still reckon that is bloody brave of you. And I can imagine, if it was me, a pretty petite young tight twat pussi which decides to jam without asking, I'll probably succumb to temptation too. (which is why we should all carry some rubber with us.) Good show man, keep us updated with your results.

Back to posting reports. I'm sure a lot of you have heard stories about the massage joint at "New World Hotel". Here's my update. Been to the massage joint twice. 1st time I went up to the 3rd floor? or was it the 6th floor? Anyway the massage joint "inside" the hotel premises. The massage was way more expensive than most joints (kinda expected that I suppose). Girl comes in, dissappointed in looks, figure and size. She was quite ... tall ... a little big (not fat, but big). On the plus side, she spoke a good amount of english. "Special Hand" massage cost VND500g!!! I told her, I can get a gorgeous girl for a ST in HCM for that amount, and a LT (decent looking girl) in my province (where I work). She asked, I offered. VND120g (and that is still mega rip I know, but I am still working my price down, takes awhile). End up, she wanted VND300g minimum, amazingly, my pocket won the fight compared to my "fella". Told her nicely, sorry I'm so poor, I cannot afford a HJ, ha ha. And left it as it was.

Overall, pretty dissappointed, but not to be dettered by 1 visit. I went again. This time, to the "other" massage joint in New World, next to the pokies. Girls were a little prettier, but still nothing to shout about. Again damn expensive, and a HJ is a HJ right? Could not negotiate lower than VND200g, and again I decided to opt out. But the girl did give me her phone number, wanted me to call her for a night cap. (can't imagine what the price will be).

Bottom line is New World is not as great as it seems, for some who has been to much cheaper places, but just as decent, and some even better. The price is just not worth the trip, the girls are average, most people misunderstand and say they are like models. Yes, Model height, but not looks. I don't get off better with a tall girl wanking me compared to a petite girl. Its the service that counts. Imagine a girl who expects VND500g, we pay her 20%, she is only gonna give you about 20% effort. A girl who hopes to get VND100g, you give her close to that, she will wack that monkey of ours to kingdom CUM!

So boys, don't feed those un-appreciative sluts, feed the appreciative *****s.

[Magnet45]

Visited the Yawara massage parlor across from the entrance to the Sheraton. They usually have a couple of hawkers downstairs at the street level to guide you up to the 3rd floor. The premises were pretty run down but the rate, 125, 000 for a 1 hour "Thai" massage was reasonable and I had some time to kill. My masseuse was a pretty, petite girl named Huynh, #10. About 30 minutes into the course she started to play with my cock and we negotiated a $20 hand job. After a very short time she put my hand on her breast and told me she wanted to go the route. " I fuck you so good for $50. " I was giving this some thought as my brother down south nodded his own agreement. Before I really could get my head around what was happening she was stripped down and mounting me bareback. I know, I know, but. the thrill of doing something so crazy was as good as it gets, heightened by the fact that we had to keep somewhat quiet; I sensed that she wasn't supposed to do this and we only had a 1/4 inch of plywood between us and the rest of the world. On the table, against the wall, DATY, bare-back BJ, doggy - in short a cram course in raw, unbridled and passionate sex for 30 minutes, the best ever. Regrets? I've had a few, but then again. I'll let you know how it turns out in a few months when I go for the test.

[Taodan]

Gentlemen,

Media in VN recently published articles about hidden cameras were placed in dark rooms, where couples were having fun time together, and recorded the actions on tapes or VCDs and then sold them on the market or via the Internet.

So be alert and on the look out for those hidden cameras, guys!!!

[James Khoa]

Finally got approved to WSG. Been in Vietnam for the last 1.5 years. Not long, but definitely not short (for someone who doesn't know where to get some).

Usual shagging involves picking innocent preys (not really that innocent, most of these girls know what they want, and though we think we are suckering them, usually its the other way around). Anyway, as long as we get what we "need" and they get what they "want" yeah?

Only last week, did I brave the "bars" of HCM. Got an older lady (early 30's maybe), for a 1st timer, I thought wadafark, go for it. It took less than 5 minutes of small talk (she spoke a reasonable amount of english) to drag my ass up the stairs. Price was negotiate (paid USD30 for a ST, not sure if this is a rip, or a standard, definitely not cheap for some grandmasters in here), again since its the 1st time, thought that will do.

Here is the interesting thing. The lady (Thuy), started a BJ of a lifetime! When she thought I was ready, she ran and started to look for a condom. Which she could not find. No way am I about to go raw, so she kept sucking again. Again, when she felt that I was about to cum, she ran off again, and started asking around for a condom. Other girls, started to go in and out of "room" looking for it. Finally after sucking for 25 mins all up. They finally found it. Jammed her with my "blue balls" and due to the situation, probably had one of the best "rocket take off".

Overall, pretty damn satisfied, cost with minimal negotiation cost around USD40 (includes 1 beer, 2 "lady drinks", 1 mega long BJ, 1 tight fark, 1 happy customer). Defintely return to the joint again, but negotiations will kick in and I'll see if I can bring the overall cost down to USD30 (if not, I'm going anyway, ha ha ha)

Happy Jamming fellas

[Asiaphile]

"GFE" in HCM City or anywhere in VN means you generally do not have to pay for sex. Many if not most expats living in VN do not pay prostitutes for sex as they simply have a GF or several GF's who service them regularily with a smile. Yes, some will require a certain amount of "support" but that practice occurs everywhere. Most VNese girls do not want to be seen as prostitute since it's HIGHLY illegal and the society greatly stigmatizes them. Many VNese girls (and all the dirt poor ones) would die to have a foreign boyfriend who they could live with, travel with, and maybe marry, eventually moving to the west with. This "regular girl" or "semi-pro" situation is not found in very many other Asian countries. Such lovely VNese girls are all over the streets of HCM City, window shopping at Diamond Plaza, working in shops, riding 'round on their little moto, relaxing at the water park on the weekend, at a few upscale bars - not old burned out dives like AN!