Ho Chi Minh City - General Info

[SportMongr]

So sorry to leave a novel on the last post, but it my first time in Saigon and I would have liked to have read a few detailed stories before I arrived.

So before heading out tonight my 2nd night I stop in an Irish pub right next door to my hotel. This is at 7:40 pm and as soon as I walk in the crack head hooker that I shagged on night one is in a full on sexy waitress uniform seating my friend and I for dinner. What are the fucking odds of that! I did not meet her in the Irish pub. Some motor bike dude on the street called a dude. Who rolled up with her and friend on bike. ,I originally declined her etc. Wow? So she was composed and obviously in normal, work mode. She tried her best to avoid eye contact with me. It was a bit awkward at first but then I just realized I better just play dumb or she might get fired. And it gets more frighten awkward. So I wake up horned up from last night. And jump on we chat. They should call, that site dial a bride. Hourly and nightly rates. So I get like 10'girls want to just drive to my hotel and show up for an hour.

1st girl looks hot. I ask for body photo and looks hot as well. Girl shows up. And nice looking. But it's not her body. She is a spinner and her picture had her more solid. So she comes in asks money first. I never do money first? Wtf is up with that? Even when I show them I have the money. I will, give after. She caused enough issue I almost kicked her out. "Money after" I am telling all stop caving in. ! So it took me getting upset a bit but glad I held it. So she starts getting feisty not letting me touch her etc. Then she caves in. She agreed to a long list of demands before she arrived " obviously it was not her typing back. But she was probably told. Hell maybe not. I wanted to DATY. It was nice. Then during the shag she got a bad attitude a bit. Started complaining etc. At the end when I finished she seemed to address me as some sort of monster. ,she was all friendly at the door and at intro. Then I become the evil villain. Mshe walked out. Didn't say bye, contacts nothing. Just hightails. Wow. Made me feel like the girl is being forced etc. ,I felt really bad. Her bad mojo had worked on me.

So after the Irish pub went to lush. Jam packed with dudes. But some real talent there. But it was so hot and hard to move getting to the talent would be difficult. Only basic girls standing on the sides and not looking friendly either.

So I return 1:30 am think I will try my luck with we-chat. There were at least 9'girls I never replied to. So one is the most friendly. So I text her / him. "I know I am not chatting with to a girl. ,all I ask is this girl shows up for the pic. And I want to see body in pic" the reply says. It is me. The girl, something about hiding from her family etc. I can visit you in 15 min. I asked her 1) are you friendly do you have a bad attitude? If you are angry I am going to sleep. She or he replies. I am friendly. . nice not like others. Somi cave in. Tell her to leave now. She arrives in 15 min.

I meet her in street walk her up. She is hot. Not like picture. Similar. They photoshop all the pics. So it is them. They just look a bit off. And not always in a terrible way. So she was cool all the way to the room. Friendly spirit. Asked my name. None "2" before had done so. Money up front? Agh shot here we go again. I was calm and diffused it better. She didn't cause a storm. ASAP jumps in the shower. Shuts the door. Strange? Then she comes out and like a militant. Gets real serious. I try to, make some small talk and take off towel. And she "shhusssssshes me" LOL and sort of pushes me back. ,rips off my boxers and takes control. It was a bit hot had I not get the impression she was having some sort of issue. So I try to touch her as she is sucking. And she gets feisty. They throws on comdom angry jumps on back and says boom boom. Sort of nasty like. Agh shit. I. Thinking here I go again. So I go to work and she wants me to drill her hard. Like she wants me to unload in 3 minutes. But not going to happen. I had 5 -6 beers and already an afternoon session. So after taking advantage of some steady porn strokes uncommon for short time workers she just flips in doggy with attitude. And again uncommon let's me completely drill her in doggy hard like. I will blow in any moment. Sadly her attitude at this point is killing my mojo and making it hard for me to, finish. She starts whimpering a bit. The flips back to missionary. She is now avoiding me. And now it is a very strange feeling. I don't want to say the word. I get tired. And ask for doggy to finish she refuses and now looks sad mad and upset. I mean only at most 5-10 minutes has gone by. She agrees angrily. And now almost starts crying. She has tat's on her back and side. Looks young but come on. This is. Or Her 1st rodeo. So now I am trying to finish. I do. As I get close to finishing. She is whaling harder. I mean really crying. I just want to finish. WTF! Almost like my enjoyment is giving her the most displeasure. Wow? So I finish her eyes are but dripping. I am so shocked and confused? I ask her are you ok? What is up? Did you text me? Her response. Pay me. That's it gets ready I pay her. Can I have taxi money. I said you won't answe 1 question,won't say a word but you will ask me for taxi money? She say F you. And walks out.

Guys Wtf? Please explain these workers. If they are some how not willing participants. Then this is terrible I have never had this happen before. Never. Been many places. How is this 2 in the same day both on we chat. Happy to enter but crazed and distraught leaving. And even during.

She'd some light? .

[MatKong]

Is this the best venue Saigon has to offer? Find the street Hawks. They call the pimps on motor bikes and the selection arrives. It was ok? Very strange actually. I rather choose the lady after getting a bit of her vibe. But the other option $60st had me choosing girls at some random hotel. Was a bit risky. And $50 short time. Seems a bit high. Come on. This is vietnam. I don't care what idiots out there pay. And by the way. It is them screwing things up.

Avoid the street hawks at all cost, they are most of the time dirty, drug addicts, forced into it by a pimp and will always provide bad service with bad attitude. The 50 $ short time at the hotel is I think safer and a better option even if again you will probably get a bad attitude from the girl. By the way, can you indicate where this hotel was? Is it the one near Dong Khoi behind grand hotel in a small alley?

If you want a nice Viet girl with good service you better get a FL in a bar or club like Apocalypse, at least you can talk a bit and feel the vibe first, but expect to pay higher price, I think 100 $ for 2 hours with 2 shots with a nice girl is reasonable for foreigners and tourists. Try also to catch a FL online, check the thread about this topic.

This is Vietnam, not Thailand, you can get a lot of disappointment before you finally get the shag of your life!

Enjoy!

[MutantChicken]

I was going to not report but given the last report I wanted to show case some good examples available in HCMC.

So not sure if people remember but back in 2010 etc there was whole streets full of hot toc in D7, where the girls would get fully naked and then give you a BBBJ often with a CIM for the cost of 200 k, unfortunately the were closed down by authorities and since then there hasn't been anything equivalent resurface, OK sure there are plenty of BBBJ CIM places, but none where the girls get fully naked. Well this week I took out my bike and found d7 hot toc v2. 0. This shop is quite small it has only 4 girls all are slim and under 28, most I would rate 7 so no model types. How ever for 300 k, she will get fully naked, gave you a sl. Ow BBBJ CIM, she will also do the whole fire / ice routine, and will also rim you if that's your thing, great value at 300 k if that's your thing, and four 700 k she will also fuck, ie 700 k total. How ever you will be fucking on a narrow massage table. Any Pom me only if you have something equivalent to exchange, I don't do hand outs. Don't PM me if all you can give me is something I can google or you reports in the past have been about Pattaya / Angeles. Eg if you know the address of the hidden Shanghai sauna / sexclubs then pm and ill give you the address.

[SportMongr]

On an Asia tour, and this was the first day in Vietnam. Read and did as much research as I could. All of it as usual leads to garbage.

1st heard that there were girlie bars around don Khoi near the Sheraton hotel. That just turned out to be a bunch of upscale restaurants and local's hanging out. LE thanh street same thing but a few more massage parlors. Most of which the ladies were average except for 1 were 4 ladies were completely decked out like geisha- hooker girls, absolutely fine. But I was not sure if they offered extras. So I did not push the issue and walked. As I walked further a younger lady who could be a worker but now does the recruiting showed me to a hotel. A line up was presented like 10 girls. Most very doable. Maybe 1-2, an 8 -9 scale. I had already told the girl I was not ready,was just looking, asked how much? $60 includes room everything 1 HR. I was a bit worried about being jacked in the room. After all I am out of sight in some back remote hotel off the Main Street. So I want to see if a better deal can be worked out. And venture on.

Took a taxi to bui vien and some other backpacker touristy street real close by. Basically wasted my night there with my bud drinking a warm beer dripping in the heat. I took a complete walk around the place, only a few local bar maybe two with a handful of Vietnamese ladies out front hanging out. Acting as if they are drinking. They welcomed me in for a drink. ,I suppose you have to drink and chit chat. And maybe if your lucky they offer you a rate that any dumb ass after 15 beers will jump on. So that was a waste.

On my walk a motorbike guy asked me to jump on his taxi for $1 he will take me to a hotel. Many lady $30, somehow I did not believe him. Plus I have already been rolled a few nights ago in Cambodia. And I do not need another jacking of my money.

So I head back to hotel. And I am going to take another final run around my hotel grounds district 1. Near la thanh ton. Before I make it to my hotel, to,take a [CodeWord140]. Guy stops me. You want lady, I have her here 5 minutes? I agree. He says $50. I said dude before offer me $30. Ok ok $40.

So 2 girls come rolling up. Both really decent looking with dresses on. One shorter with black dress. One taller with red dress. I'm a tall dude. So I take the point to the tall. She now tells the dude yack yackmyackmdu duck. And dude says. She wants $50. I say ok. I give you 40. But if you are nice upstairs I give you extra 10. She starts squawking and getting what you would call Vietnamese hooker-tude. So I said. Sorry. Adios. I was interested in walking and choosing my own. The guy convinced me this was the best deal $50? Japanese man pay $100-$500 for 1 HR. I explained that I was not some idiot from those places that over pays. Told him if I pay $50 I want "hot" like 21-24 no mama's. He agrees. Next chica comes rolling up, on motor bike. She looks young in face. And her body a bit more chubby than I like. But it is 12:30 and I am ready to, wrap, up. Some crazy thing happens and the dude wants my $50. Pay me not girl. I say no! I give girl. This goes back and forth like retards arguing. The girl, immediately gets a nasty attitude. They agree I pay girl. As lady and I walking. I get this nasty vibe from her. Just like the first girls. So stop as she is walking ahead. And say sorry. Adios.

I walk back tell the dude. This one is a real *****! I'm done with your chica's. Now this dude looks like I just ran over his dog with a car. He understands but I can see fear a worry in his eyes. I told him 1 more girl. This be. Witch better have a customer friendly attitude or I am done.

So another girl shows up all on motorbike. With like pimp driver. It happens to be the girl with the black dress that I declined in round one over her friend. Real, great. I am screwed. But she gets off the bike with the biggest forced smile I have ever seen. Hello,? So it's awkward because I just rejected her in round 1. But she is a pretty lady just short. But it will have to work now that the street guy looks like he will be getting his legs broken if I do not pick this girl.

As soon as I get up, the stairs of my hotel I notice the girl is having trouble walking. The she takes this big sniff, and then tries to exit the one side of her nose. Real great,I got a crack head who just got done with loading up. She is coughing all the way up to my room. Snorting. Agh shit. So I try to pull through. I tell myself. I am with the Vietnamese version of Sharon Stone in casino. So it pumps me up a tad. The chick is crazy. Laughing occasionally. But the somehow a bit of water calms her drug tweaks and we get to business.

As she gets naked she has this nice body. I can tell she is mama material, some may not be able to tell. But because I am an expert. Absolutely nothing that hinders the eye.

I get her out of her shy under the cover routine. Was a bit afraid about tasting the seafood. She had a hairy muff and it was the drugs that made me back away. Because it looked nice. Man I love these dark hairy vietnamese cracks.

She takes over does some nice warm up work bbj under the covers. Started with cow girl. I really took my time and after doggy she started to complain. Back to missionary. She started to complain. I get it I get it your good. What a buzz kill. I told her shut your mouth it has only been like 15-20 minutes. I knew she would walk at any moment. So, luckily I was able to pull, the trigger after another few minutes of work. It was nice because all I had to do is look down at her and the engine was firing up. That is usually not easy to do with everyone.

Is this the best venue Saigon has to offer? Find the street Hawks. They call the pimps on motor bikes and the selection arrives. It was ok? Very strange actually. I rather choose the lady after getting a bit of her vibe. But the other option $60st had me choosing girls at some random hotel. Was a bit risky. And $50 short time. Seems a bit high. Come on. This is vietnam. I don't care what idiots out there pay. And by the way. It is them screwing things up.

[DalDeepSing]

Hello guys,

I am Vietnamese and lived at Ho Chi Minh City. By chance, I found that website and knew that you are all difficult to find a girl here. So if any of you need my help when you are here to find some chicks. Just feel free to contact me and I will always be please to help you guys.

Hello,

I am coming to HCMC on 8th July. Need your guide. [Deleted by Admin]

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[Uncle Volodya]

Sorry that I have been away. In your case I'd like to recommend Phu Quoc Island, still new to tourist development, but on its way. Catch it early while you can. Think Phuket before it was overrun by tourists. Flight departs daily from HCM to Phu Quoc, about less than 1 HR flight time.

http://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Phu_Quoc

Enjoy Vietnam,

Peter.

Thanks Peter!

We already decided on Hoi An. But it's god to have the tip. I'm sure this won't be my last time in VN.

I'm so excited. Fly out tomorrow!

Uncle-V.

[NguyetLang]

No it isn't Peter.

It depends on what you negotiate. Some guys are good at it and get ST for $35. I suck at it and do a take it or leave it deal and usually pay $50 sometimes $60. Teenage Mutant Ninjas pay only $20. Either way, only foolish drunk tourist inside Apo would pay those kind of prices.

I have NOT been able to get any LT in D1 for less than 100 USD. I do speak the local language. Perhaps it has to do with the fact that I am a fifty something trying to negotiate with a twenty something, not much luck so far. Perhaps also, I have not been going to the right places.

I do have some luck with LT for 1 mil in D10. The quality was decent on both looks and service. And about 500 k for ST there.

Cheers,

[NguyetLang]

Hi Peter,

You've given me some good advice in the past so I hope you won't mind if I as again. I will be hooking up with a lovely VN girl I met in Shanghai. I want to take her on a little 3 day trip outside of HMC. Initially I wanted to go take her on a cruise of Halong bay (pictures are amazing! But she is has a real problem with motion sickness and can not handle the 4 hour drive to the bay from Hanoi.

Any cool places you can recommend to see that I could get to by plane or train from HMC? Something not in the guidebook?

Thanks again for your help!

Uncle-V.

Sorry that I have been away. In your case I'd like to recommend Phu Quoc Island, still new to tourist development, but on its way. Catch it early while you can. Think Phuket before it was overrun by tourists. Flight departs daily from HCM to Phu Quoc, about less than 1 HR flight time.

http://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Phu_Quoc

Enjoy Vietnam,

Peter.

[HKNomad]

How's it going, bros?

This is my first post and I just paid for subs.

Hope this post doesn't break any rules, would make me look a retard.

I'll be in Saigon in 2 weeks. Probably starting with NPK but stay in D1, spend all my time eating street food and getting BJs.

So I read that a few guys have been to the Tâand beình area next to the airport, like see you Long and Lam Sơand, I'd be grateful if anyone can share more experiences about that area.

Next, I'm probably going to try out the bus system. LOL. Luck to me.

[Wendella]

Thanks for the reply.

What is NPK site?

If I am contacting a Danchoi phone number am I calling the girl? Or an agent? Where does the action take place?

Lots of info on the danchoi websites in the Finding Girls Online section of this Vietnam thread. To answer your question, normaly when calling a number from one of those ads you are contacting the girl directly.

There is no NPK "site" (if you mean website), they mean Nguyen Phi Khanh street in district 3. There are a few hair salons there that specialize in certain happily ending services. Go there, walk down the street, can't miss them. They will find you.

[Wendella]

Recently someone pointed me in the direction of the danchoi website (dot xxx or dot net). These look like local field reports on girls available in Hanoi or HCMC. But the quality of the photos suggests professional marketing shots.

Tip: use google Chrome as your browser on computer, iPhone, iPad and the Vietnamese will be automatically translated into English.

Does anyone have experience with the girls on these sites? The photos look very good (see below) and the prices are really low $20-$30. I am just not convinced that the girls in the photos are available for these prices. Also, when calling or texting to the phone numbers - who are you contacting? where do you meet them?

Thanks -.

Lots of discussion about this over in the Finding Girls Online thread, which was set up by MikHCMC expressly for this topic.

I got your PM and answered questions about this too.

[BigSwingingDon]

These girls are actually legit because they get review and rated.

WeChat girls are all bait and switch, 99% of the time you are not even texting the girl but its their manager. Who sends a random girl to you. Most of these girls are unattractive and dirty, please do not go this route. Danchoi is a good site, but most of these girls don't serve foreigners because they speak 0 English. NPK is your best bet as a foreigner, unless you can get the bar girls.

Napoly is a quality bar, the girls here are usually much better looking than Catwalk. But Napoly closes very early at 12:30 AM.

Thanks for the reply.

What is NPK site?

If I am contacting a Danchoi phone number am I calling the girl? Or an agent? Where does the action take place?

[SoloTravels]

Recently someone pointed me in the direction of the danchoi website (dot xxx or dot net). These look like local field reports on girls available in Hanoi or HCMC. But the quality of the photos suggests professional marketing shots.

Tip: use google Chrome as your browser on computer, iPhone, iPad and the Vietnamese will be automatically translated into English.

Does anyone have experience with the girls on these sites? The photos look very good (see below) and the prices are really low $20-$30. I am just not convinced that the girls in the photos are available for these prices. Also, when calling or texting to the phone numbers - who are you contacting? where do you meet them?

Thanks

These girls are actually legit because they get review and rated.

WeChat girls are all bait and switch, 99% of the time you are not even texting the girl but its their manager. Who sends a random girl to you. Most of these girls are unattractive and dirty, please do not go this route. Danchoi is a good site, but most of these girls don't serve foreigners because they speak 0 English. NPK is your best bet as a foreigner, unless you can get the bar girls.

Napoly is a quality bar, the girls here are usually much better looking than Catwalk. But Napoly closes very early at 12:30 AM.

[SteelBaton]

Recently someone pointed me in the direction of the danchoi website (dot xxx or dot net). These look like local field reports on girls available in Hanoi or HCMC. But the quality of the photos suggests professional marketing shots.

Tip: use google Chrome as your browser on computer, iPhone, iPad and the Vietnamese will be automatically translated into English.

Does anyone have experience with the girls on these sites? The photos look very good (see below) and the prices are really low $20-$30. I am just not convinced that the girls in the photos are available for these prices. Also, when calling or texting to the phone numbers - who are you contacting? where do you meet them?

Thanks -.

[SteelBaton]

Here's an example of a girl that was promised but once I arrived I was told she was too "tired" for more work. It was 7:30 pm. Nevertheless I eventually found someone it just required an extra 45 minutes.