Ho Chi Minh City - General Info

[Fun Luvr]

I'm glad someone got a kick out of it haha I know I did. I definitely to go back one day and try it again, but this time better prepared. Everything is a lot cheaper than in the USA, I haven't found a place more expensive. What's PI?

PI = Philippine Islands.

[ThomKatt]

Hi TK sorry you left Saigon on a bad note. Your report was funny to read. I guess everything is funny when it happens to someone else. But after 10 visits there in 7 years my stories there are not much better. Gorgeous women, decent BJs but hard to bang. I did have some over-nighters with great bodies and cute faces for $100. Still, it's a lot cheaper than USA. But give me PI anytime. I don't go to Vietnam anymore.

I'm glad someone got a kick out of it haha I know I did. I definitely to go back one day and try it again, but this time better prepared. Everything is a lot cheaper than in the USA, I haven't found a place more expensive. What's PI?

[D Cups]

Hi TK sorry you left Saigon on a bad note. Your report was funny to read. I guess everything is funny when it happens to someone else. But after 10 visits there in 7 years my stories there are not much better. Gorgeous women, decent BJs but hard to bang. I did have some over-nighters with great bodies and cute faces for $100. Still, it's a lot cheaper than USA. But give me PI anytime. I don't go to Vietnam anymore.

[FunMan13]

Hi,

Some of you PMed me for her contact number. Sorry I did not reply because she was already in Singapore since February 18. As far as I know, she is still there.

Funman13.

[ThomKatt]

What's funny that I forgot to mention, was that I got My to say "Me love you long time" in reference to one of my favorite movies: Full Metal Jacket before we got to banging. Haha.

[MutantChicken]

You want high end pussy or "guaranteed" overnights. Then look at the KTV that abound. Sure you pay a premium, if you hunt in bars (smileys, apocalypse, gossip etc) you will mostly find runners who will either give bad service so you kick them out or give some excuse so as to leave. There are other options as well but that requires some additional knowledge and contacts that isn't found online.

[SilicaStorm]

Traveling to HCM for several days and wondering if any of the senior members to HCM could advise which bars, clubs or cafes (not wanting to hear Apocalypse as an answer) would be excellent place to enjoy the hunt of some high end freelancers?

Staying in District 1 near the market, but I don't mind going around town for some top end action if it to be found.

[Firebird]

My normal travels takes me quite frequently into China, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Malaysia and the Philippines. I do know the places to visit to find freelancers. Manhattan in Shanghai, Wanchai area in HK, Beach CLub in KL. Etc.

First time in April I will be going to Vietnam. Specifically HCM City. For few days. I have made many, many extensive searches in the various forums for HCM to find clubs or places where to find FL's or places nearby my hotel where to get a good massage. But each time came up empty handed. By the way, I plan to stay in the Intercontinental Asiana on corner of Hai Ba Trung and LE Duan.

Do any of the locals know of any places nearby to the Intercontinental (or with a taxi ride) to find talent? I generally like to take the girl for overnight pleasure. Not sure it is allowed in the Vietnam 5-star hotels.

I really would appreciate some one pointing in the right direction.

Many thanks for your help. Stay safe.

[ThomKatt]

Sup fellas,

My FR for Saigon. It was my first time in Vietnam, but being part Vietnamese, it gave me a nostalgic feeling of when I grew up in a part Vietnamese household. Unfortunately I was there during the Tet holiday, and I didn't have time to monger until the very last day, which was the night of new year's eve. This turns out to be an unwise decision. The day before I decided to try out a Hot Toc. If you have never done this, every man must do it in Vietnam at least once. It's a great form of pampering, short of the saunas in Macau, but for 1/12 the price. I went to the one near the pham ngu lao park close to times square, with a giant neon sign that advertises as a "Beauty Salon". Once I walk in there, there's about 7 beautiful women, all rated 7 or above, in tiny skirts and very low cut tube tops, all of the same uniform. Just from the look of it, I thought I was in one of those "special massage" places. All the women got up, said Hello, and offered a massage. I turned down the offers for a massage, but instead opted for a haircut, shave, facial, hairwash, and a scalp and shoulder massage. They all seemed bummed, and went back to their business by browsing their phones. The haircut and shave was done by a man, and he did a pretty good job. The girl that did the rest was this very young and beautiful sweet girl, who looked almost like one of my ex-girlfriends (the one I let get away). She spoke very good English, and we had a nice conversation while she pampered me. The whole thing cost 260000 VND, and I tipped the woman and man 120000 VND each. I know how these places run, the workers only work on tips. Wasn't too sure if I had opted for the massage, if extra services would be offered, I read that most of these places are legit. If there was a hint to it, I would have came back the next day and sessioned with the girl. But it didn't seem like it was available.

So the night of new years eve, I had been offered boom boom by most of the mototaxi drivers. I walked around and found one guy, and told him I wanted boom boom. He sits me down next to another guy to negotiate. This should have been the first red flag that popped into my head. The original guy spoke zero English, and was pretty much just a crony for the guy I was negotiating with. I told them that I was Vietnamese (which I'm half) to try to maybe get a better deal and not be screwed over. I should have known, the southern Vietnamese can't be trusted, history should have told me that. Anyways, they bring me an old and overweight chick, who was literally eating on a piece of fried chicken when she arrived. I told him no. Bring me another. They bring me another, and this time she was slimmer, younger, and better looking, but at most, she was a 6. I said no, I want someone beautiful. He tells me he can take me to a place where I can look at 7 in one place, and I agree to it. So he takes me on his mototaxi and brings me to some far off place in district 6, maybe on the edge of district 5. It looked shady and seedy, but he called out to some girl on a mototaxi and she led us to a motel. The street that it was on, had a good amount of WGs on it, and they looked pretty good, but this hustler tried to hustle me. He asked me if this girl was okay, I told him "do you have any other girls I can look at? He takes me to the hotel, tells me to give him 1500000 VND. At first I thought this was a ridiculous price, but given the day and holiday, I was going to have to pay a high premium. I didn't want to session with the girl once I got a good up close look at her. The hotel only wanted 500000 VND for the girl and hotel, and this weasel was going to pocket the rest. I made a big fuss and told him "you've wasted my f**king time" and stormed out. He followed me and said what about the other girls that came in, who was pretty hot, but I'm not going to get ripped off so easily. I gave him 20000 VND and told him to go f**k off. But the girl followed me on the mototaxi, and when I tried to take another mototaxi elsewhere, she talked to the guy in vietnamese, I wasn't sure if she told him all about what just transpired, but I thought she told him to take me back to the hotel to renegotiate, if he did that, I would start to get violent, which no side really wants. Good thing he took me back to district 1.

I found another mototaxi who offered boom boom, but I told him I'm not getting on unless he can make sure he can find me boom boom. He guarantees me this and says it's 50000 VND for the ride. He takes me all around town for 30 minutes, and everything was closed. He then takes me near the park, and shows me girl #2 from an hour ago! She must be the goto girl for all the mototaxi drivers. Eventually, he drives all the way north to some hidden street in the middle of nowhere in the edge of Binh Thanh district. Fortunately, there was a bunch of cute looking girls in there, and I go upstairs to a massage like area. I lay down on the table and get cleaned up by a 19 old year viet girl from Ho Chi Minh name Nhi. She's got a cute face, has that China doll haircut that I hate, but it works for her. She's got a nice tight body, and she's all about getting down to business. She bossed me around like no other. She was cleaning my manhood really well, inspecting every spot to make sure it's clean and it's not diseased. Then she pulls her top down, and hikes up her skirt, and pulls her panties down to her thighs. Then she proceeds to blow me. She's got a small but nice and firm tight booty, and perky Bcup boobs. She's trimmed down there and was dry when I went in with my fingers, and barely got wet. She tasted good though. Anyways, she's working on my knob, with a good wet technique, and when I was ready to bang her, and asked for boom boom, she said there's no boom boom here. The place doesn't offer it. It's BJs only. She said there would be big trouble if the police came in to find boom boom. But it's okay to find BJs? Whatever. I was surprised and pretty upset. Oh well, might as well finish. She continues, and while cupping her breast, and finger banging her, I blow my giant load into her mouth, pumping every last drop into her skull. She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, my goodness. She goes and spits it out and cleans me up. She offers me a massage, but I'm already late for the new years party at times square at the bitexco tower. I go downstairs to pay, and they wanted 1000000 VND, wtf! For a BJ? Apparently it's for a BJ and massage, but I'm opting out because I'm out of time. Maybe the hike in price is due to it being new years eve. New years eve I talk myself into it, pay and leave.

I tell the driver that there was no boom boom, and to take me to times square. I'm furious at this point. He can't even take me to times square, everything was blocked off, and he drops me as close as possible. This guy wanted 250000 VND for wasting my time. I give him 100000 VND and tell him he didn't deliver me boom boom like he promised, and told him to go f**k off. I should have just given him 50000 VND like he originally asked for before the trip around the entire city. Twice.

Anyways, I tried to buy tickets to the party, but was too late, they stopped selling tickets 30 minutes ago. If I hadn't wasted my time with those idiots, I would have made it. Regardless, I found another rooftop bar and partied, and watched the fireworks from there.

However, before that, a woman asked if I wanted a massage across the street from the pham ngu lao park. Says she has plenty of girls available. I asked if there was boom boom available. I thought she had a massage parlor on the street, turns out later, this wasn't the case. She had offered me massages for the past few days near my hotel, so I figure she's a last ditch effort, since I leave tomorrow noon, this will be my last time to have a viet girl in Vietnam.

After the fireworks, I find her, and tell her I want boom boom. She tells me to wait and sit at one of the street food plastic chairs while I wait for the girls to arrive. She doesn't have a massage parlor like she said. Man, these southern viets are never to be trusted!

Anyways, two girls shows up. Both of them cute enough for a last ditch desperation attempt. I noticed the tall one in the red dress. I didn't really take a look at the other, just a glance. I tell the mamasan that she'll do, even though she was a 7. 5 tops. She takes me to a short time hotel. I was a little embarassed during the walk to the hotel, it was pretty obvious she was a hooker, and I was nearby my hotel. Tells me give her $40, but I don't have VND or change and pay with a $100, but she rips me off on the exchange rate by giving me 1100000 VND back. Then tells me to pay 350000 VND for the room, and asked if I had a condom. Of course I don't. And she takes another 50000 VND for the condom. OMG, never trust these southern viets. EVER!

Anyways, the girl's name is My, from Pleiku, I think between 22-26 (can't remember). No kid. She's was very playful at the beginning, and liked to cuddle. We kissed here and there, but she didn't do DFK, and had a facial tissue to wipe her mouth after every peck (what a turn off! She had some okay Bcup boobs, a cute face, a big booty, really long thick legs, and was pretty tall for a viet girl, about 5'6 or 5'7. She had some unappealing tattoos all over her body, a tramp stamp, a tattoo on her left shoulder blade, and one on her left arm shoulder, which was in English and didn't make any sense. She also had been in multiple motoscooter accidents, one leaving a bad surgical scar on her left inner thigh, and a pretty scabbed up right knee, and multiple bruises all over her legs. Her Vietnamese was indistinguishable, didn't sound like Vietnamese, but they speak a different dialect of Vietnamese than the one I'm used to (northern). But she spoke some Cantonese, as her father is ethnic Chinese. She kept saying things like "you handsome boy came to vietnam to find a beautiful vietnamese girl", and "to f**k pu$$ie, so do it!" You damn right I'm going to tear that pu$$ie up!

She made no effort to help my manhood up, regardless, I'm ready to go. I put the condom on, which was awful, no lube, felt old, and of terrible quality. And I start from behind, laying down, and get a great view of her behind. While pounding away for about 10 minutes, I then switch to my favorite position, which is mish. While I'm drilling her, she's in a great deal of pain. No lube on the condom, and she wasn't getting wet. This day and session has already been bad, I'm going to end it as soon as possible. The grimaced look on her face tells me everything I need to know. I keep pounding away, and kept thinking to myself, maybe we both should have taken a shower first, because it smelled like badussy (butt, dik, and pu$$ie) in this room. Could have been her, me, both of us, the room, wasn't too sure. I want to end it. While banging the crap out of her, she enjoys it while I increase my power and speed, but she's still in a lot of pain. She was tight as hell. Only near the end did she start to loosen up and get wet, which got me excited. Then I blow my intense load inside of her, pumping deep until every drop is out. Once the deed was done, she goes to shower off, and then I go after her. She completely dropped any interest in the session, and made me feel like a ghost in the room, as she went on about her business, and was on her phone, texting away the rest of the time. Once we were ready to go, I got the f**k out of dodge and was glad I got to be with a local girl. I figure that I could try another viet girl as I was going to go to macau anyways for the saunas. This was a starfish experience.

I left Saigon on a bad note. The airport confiscated a souvenir that I bought at the war remnants museum, which was in the shape of a bullet, but was really a lighter, almost causing me to miss my flight. There were so many beautiful girls in Saigon, I need to sample some of the premium goods. I feel like I need to return to make up for the bad last 24 hours I had there. Maybe someday, maybe never. For now, I'm going to chalk it up to bad timing.

Nhi:

Face: 7. 5.

Body: 7. 5.

Service (BJ only): 8. 5.

My:

Face: 7. 5.

Body: 7.

Service: 6.

[Sean EZ]

It should be enough time, but Visa on arrival even with the letter can be busy and take time. If you can get your visa in Nha Trang that would be better.

I'm going to Nha Trang.

[AmericanThief]

Just realized we've only got a two hour layover in HCM coming from Cambodia and connecting to Nha Trang, carrying visa letters and checking-in bags, is this sufficient amount of time to clear customs and transfer? Thanks.

It should be enough time, but Visa on arrival even with the letter can be busy and take time. If you can get your visa in Nha Trang that would be better.

[Sean EZ]

Just realized we've only got a two hour layover in HCM coming from Cambodia and connecting to Nha Trang, carrying visa letters and checking-in bags, is this sufficient amount of time to clear customs and transfer? Thanks.

[Wendella]

I thought Smiley's was raided and closed last year. When did it reopen?

I don' think that was one that was closed. There was a bar called Pulse kind of near there that did get shut down.

I always hear about this Smiley's place but I have to say, every few months or so I'll revisit a place just to see if there's been turnover and any new prospects in the place. This is one bar that just never ever has what I'd call a hot one. For years. Older, chubby, short, not pretty. It's always a collection of 3-5 (on scale of 1-10) to my eyes.

91 was the best for hot ones. The place that used to be called Bin Bin seems to currently be the only one that gets hot ones, unless there's something I'm missing. And in that bar it seems like there's a policy (with me at least) to not allow any kind of friskiness or groping in the bar. If they want customers to take them out, it seems like it would be necessary to get the customer in the mood first, not just rely on their looks alone. But no.

I haven't been to any of these places in over a month. They seem pretty dreadful right now.

[AmericanThief]

Try Smiley's, too.

I thought Smiley's was raided and closed last year. When did it reopen?

[D Cups]

Hi!

I have to visit HCMC next month and I wonder is there any Hotel in HCMC like the Fortuna Hotel in Hanoi? What I looking for is hotel bar or night club full with girls who can go back with you to your hotel room for ST / LT. I read 10-20 pages of the HCMC forum but can't find anything like the Fortuna or Hanoi hotel offer in Hanoi.

If I recall correctly Apocalypse Now is on Thi Sach. I pulled a few from there. They used to want $50 but now some want $150 for the night. She was pretty hot, though. Try Smiley's, too.