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Quick overview but YVMD.

Me. Not interested in quick rub & handy. Can do it myself. More interested in WG getting into it and see what happens -pickings very slim in brisvegas but goldie chances are better (as we all know).

Bamboo P. Standard can find gem every so often. Girls good but standard are&T- remember the days.

Place above nutrition store near bamboo. Sakura - standard are & T. Girls fair.

Place behind Glenn Hotel. Tried twice. Rushed - standard. Wouldn't recommend.

Serenity. Lookers but reluctant to go further.

Pattaya massage. Total rip off. Good its closed down. Left laughing at them and their prices.

Angel Taneh. Fair but not great. Depends on who you get.

Exquisite. Used to be good. Nice girls. Basic are & T now.

Kerry Rd. Standard are &T. Reluctant to go further.

Green Waterford. Old - yuk.

Pure Lavender. Seems always busy. Been once. Further investigation needed.

Hong. Should be called Hogs. Enuff said.

Moving down the Highway. Coomera Boathouse. Not bad. Mixture but expensive- basic $80.

Daydream. Once again expensive but attractive girls. Good basic service if that's all you are after.

Runaway bay. Past HTown. Fair - depends who. Can find gem.

Nerang. Worth a visit. Quite a few available. Basic but good.

Worongary. Once again worth a visit. Take the half hour and see. Had good & bad experiences.

Now GC generally. So many places. Fantasia = never go wrong here, Mermaid Surf shop generally consistent.

BUT. Have found on so many occasions that it depends what day, what girl, what interaction / reaction with you.

Have been in same place on two separate days. One day girl 1 OMG next day girl 2 "oh no I don't do that".

Have now cut back because service is just not there. Trips o / s make it difficult to accept crap service.

Hope it helps. My favorite. I'm sure as everyone's where the sun shine best!

[BrainDrain]

Been too long between reports for me so thought I would share some memories of a catch I found in Brisvegas. Joy was "damaged goods" and had a bone to pick with her ex. And I knew just how to help her.

The more we hang around and are open to conversations with various women the more we realise how easy it is to get good sex for free. As younger men (I'm 50) we always thought it was such hard work.

One of my regular married freebies sees nothing wrong with banging me each week or providing me an in car BBBJ on demand. After all, I am only borrowing her for a little while and I always return her when I'm finished. No money is involved.

Acejack, did your Chinese girl move to Melbourne? I was seeing a WG whom was here and has now settled in Melbourne, I think retired from the game, do they ever retire? She's offered I stay at her place when I am on business in Melbourne. Still pondering how that might turn out.

I haven't played in the Brisbane P4 P scene for a few months now. It just seems that the service quality is patchy and I don't have the tolerance for it at the moment. For me, the GC is worth the drive.

BD.

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Been too long between reports for me so thought I would share some memories of a catch I found in Brisvegas.

I constantly shake my head at how guys think with their dicks. No wonder the women of the world think they can treat us how they want.

Et al. Coomera massage opp Chemist. $80 one hour then plus extras. Don't bother keep driving to the Mermaids.

[Acejack]

Been too long between reports for me so thought I would share some memories of a catch I found in Brisvegas. Joy was "damaged goods" and had a bone to pick with her ex. And I knew just how to help her. She would contact me sporadically, so I assumed I wasn't her only interest at the time. When she did contact me she had only 1 thing in mind and I was happy to oblige. She loved talking dirty to me and would back up a dripping wet pussy on demand. Wanted DATY time too, I did try my best but why do Chinese girls insist on a hairy Bush? Loved posing for slutty photos too, PM me if you want a sample.

One morning after our regular night of fucking she says she is leaving town. Not long after this I am getting contacted by the BF. Poor bastard got played like a cheap guitar! Assume she divulged some detail and he got all bent out of shape. WTF? This guy wants details. What a loser, just fuck the **** off already.

Joy had great tits and the usual tight Chinese pussy. She loved talking dirty when I was fucking her too. She was always asking the sluttiest questions. I do pay for more than my fair share of pussy but nothing beats a horny damaged freebie!

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Been mongering for 10 years plus in BrisVegas.

Been to many a AMP / solo provider.

Occasionally take a trip to the Goldie.

Overall Impression. Ridiculous pricing, poor service, difficult to find consistent worthwhile regular.

This BS of 40/60 for 1/2 hour or 1 hour and then 30/50/70 for extras. You got to be kidding.

Just read reports on here down in Melb. Full service - $120.

If you are coming to Brisbane or a regular monger put your foot down. Had enough of the BS of these WG. Oh yeah nude but you can't touch. WTF.

So average price in Brisvegas for full service is $200 for an hour. You can get it on GC for 50 for hour plus $100 .

And I am a respectful, fairly good looking guy who treats the girls well.

[CuriousGeorge5]

Hi there.

Allira is everything you would want in a girl. She is gorgeous (hence I choice her), great set of natural breast, young and sexy.

Pros:

Hot body, very toned.

Great breast, I would never get tired of playing with them.

Sweet and pretty, like your next door type of girl.

Not a clock watcher.

Very accommodating to my request of changing positions etc.

Cons:

We didn't click. When you do click, it is like you meeting a long lover followed by a longer embrace and everything just flows seemlessly and a whirlwind. However opting for the extra for kissing (50, which seem like the norm at Cleo's now), it was more of a friendly peck, like the ones you would go your friends rather than a GFE.

Don't really seem to want to have a conversation. She would politely respond to my questions but does not carry on the conversation as such.

Maybe after more sessions things may improve. There are may great girls at Cleos thus may make choosing her again challenging.

Cheers.

CG.

[PuneriBoka]

Hey CG,

I think I was lucky with many parlors I have visited so far, with very low miss % and VFM experience.

Extras around 70-110 are way too much for me as I tend to be regular customer to have different level experience each time. Luckily everything I managed to get in there was relatively cheap. Ofcourse, your reviews here and on other forums helped me to control the prices or avoid costly options. I believe, we all can get all those things without any high technique or cost, but communication skills which everyone does have. I do not have an amazing personality, nor influence or references with shop owners / ladies, still it worked in almost 90% visits. All I meant to say if its me, why not others, I can share few more details if any one or you have interest.

That experience of getting something out of world with your own efforts from unexpected girl at unexpected place at unexpected (lower than ongoing) cost is equal or rather better than going for a private girl or brothel and paying higher for those things which they trade as "GFE".

PB.

Hi Punters,

Bit pressed for time at present so just the bare "facts".

Three girls working, Sunny and Bella. Sunny does HJ for $50 but no nude. Bella does HJ for $110 nude.

Both smoking hot.

Pity no full service.

Cheers.

CG.

[CuriousGeorge5]

Hi Punters,

I had the pleasure of visiting Lana earlier this month.

For me, the sessions could best be described as a Mrs Robinson session, she was the teacher and I was the student. Its like a fantasy of banging your English teacher.

Appointment was easily made via text with prompt replies. She is a lovely lady who has kept in great shape, as per her photos. Treat her and touch her in the right places and she would respond in kind.

The sex was great. Greek was on the menu for an extra $100. Not sure if it is offered to all not that I mattered as I did not partake in this.

Everything about her seems genuine which is reflect in her service.

Made my day and trying to see her again soon.

CG.

[CuriousGeorge5]

Hi Punters,

Bit pressed for time at present so just the bare "facts".

Three girls working, Sunny and Bella. Sunny does HJ for $50 but no nude. Bella does HJ for $110 nude.

Both smoking hot.

Pity no full service.

Cheers.

CG.

[CuriousGeorge5]

Hi Punters,

When I lasted visit Cleos the other day I was torn between Missy or Billie. On one hand from past experiences I know Missy provides a great GFE but on the other there is a new girl, BIllie, whom I've didn't find much information about.

Billie's intro was not as 'warm' as Missy. Not saying anything wrong on Billie's behalf, in fact, if half of the girls at Asian parlors put in the same effort as Billie I would have jumped head in first. Just that Missy really comes across as warm.

Anyway, feeling lucky, I decided to go with Billie. Am I did get lucky. After she collected me from reception, it was like she was a different person. All lite up. "Yes" thinking to myself, its looking better and better by the second.

After the mandatory health check and shower, Billie return. I think Billie can be best described as a beach babe because she is very hot. A nice toned body and smooth skin all over. She was a delight to pash, a genuine GFE. She loves the beach and has a swimwear model body to suit.

She was very passionate and warm and it was a great session. Tried a few different position and each was met with greater enthusiasm from her. When you manage to find a girl that 'clicks', everything is just great.

It would not be a fair and balance review if I did not mention this. I'm not sure if this was through her own past experience of going over time and being told by management or something else, she is a bit of a clock watcher. Like we had an hour session and felt like she was rushing me towards the 45 min mark. With 10 min to spare, we both were showered and dressed, even the bed sheets were already changed.

Apart from that it was a great time. Will I return? Yes, to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Cheers.

CG.

[CuriousGeorge5]

Hi There,

Let me first by saying a bit about this place before I get on to Jessica.

This place now appears to be run by a Vietnamese guy who does not have the best phone mannerism. Maybe because he gets a lot of calls or something but his answers is not very helpful. Our conversation went something like this:

Me: how many ladies are available?

Viet guy: Many.

Me: is Ms xxxx available?

Viet guy: have you been here before?

The pattern goes on of not being very helpful. Nevertheless I soldered on and met Jessica.

She says she is from Korea and doesn't speak English however I think she is more like SE Asia, Thailand etc. Not that it matters, she looks sweet and I would have picked her anyway.

Once in side, I noticed there is a sign saying "Once girls take their clothes off, no refund". Then the minute she walks in, before anything else, she started to undress. Hahaha I guess they have been taught to quickly 'seal the deal'.

She has a great body and a nice bolt ONS. This was a first for me at a parlour, she actually showered and washed me. She washed me from behind and played with my cock which was very much a turn on.

Whist not speaking a word of English made it difficult to communicate with her, we did manage to let our body do the talking. And it was great. She understood my signals of various positions I wanted her to get into and she looked as if she really enjoyed herself too. None of the fake moans you hear especially from Asian providers.

Generally it was a great experience. I know these girls 'travel' a lot so I am doubtful I would get to see her again even if I wanted to.

Hopes management picks up.

Cheers.

CG.

[BrainDrain]

Hey DeltaDagga sorry that I did not see your earlier posts and the trails and tribulations you were having in Brisbane. I spend some night sin Dubai last year and it truely was an international experience.

You seem to have hit some of the low lights of Brisbane. Locanto and Cracker have really lost it unless (like you) you were prepared to keep going through the entries.

Massage places have been good (non inner city thought) but are also a hit and miss. Logan area and Gold Coast are tops for these.

Any punters visiting in Brisbane, please PM me recommendations. I usually monitor other forums on here, not my home town.

BD.

[DeltaDagger]

The night before been browsing Locanto and found a very interesting add. Tattooed Aussie, rally pretty and good body, intelligent add and damage quoted at 400 $. The cost would be on my high end but given the experiences from the previous nights I decided to go for it. The girl responded and we started texting. Same night she was busy so we eventually agreed to catch up the next night (after the State of Origin game). Interesting was that we kept texting, it was a very cool, I got really intrigued. After the Maroons kicked the butts of NSW I agreed the timing with the girl. I made it at my place around 11 PM, she came an hour later. The girl at the door was the same. Beautiful face, great body, white skin. I invited her in, but rally slowed down the action, as I wanted to experience more of the GFE she was giving me though the chat earlier. She followed, accepted my single malt offer, we sat and talked. Truly unforgettable GFE experience, I felt like a teenager. Eventually I came close to her, she started showing me her tattoos (by the way very tasteful and I would say piece of art). She also had piercing all over (except down). That sight and the info she actually enjoys sex, raised the pressure quickly, and 20 min later we were kissing and sucking all over. Just to mention she did a health check on me beforehand, was also suggesting to show me her recent Clinique results. Appeared as girl that knows what's she's doing and yet, very innocent and relaxing and true. The action afterwards was awesome, it became apparent she likes the sex a bit rough and I didn't complain. It's not an usual experience one to connect with a WG, and when it happens you know you've found a gem. That girl is an absolute treasure. 20 min shifting all sort of positions we came together in a deep missionary looking in each other's eyes. I would marry that girl tomorrow.

She offered me a shower but a passes, as shower with this beautiful tattooed body would have brought me though the time limit of an hour. Such shame. She said she would love to stay and have another drink, but had another booking. I guess that's alright. I was anyway wasted after the eventful day and total jet lag. We agreed to get in touch the next day and have another session before I leave Brisbane.

Never heard from her again. Texted three times the next day. Honestly don't know what happened. She did tell me though she's not regular and takes only occasional bookings. She's also not always in Brisbane. Anyway, she goes by the name Tiffany. If you guys have the luck to book her someday, take good care of her, she's one of a kind.

Bye guys, Brisbane was definitely and interesting experience with a good end. If someone is passing by Dubai, come over to the Dubai forum, quite alive and plenty of info (and real action, way better than BNE).

DD

[DeltaDagger]

Kinda got what was happening on Locanto. You browse an awesome add, face always blurred. Text the number, eventually you get response from different one. Attracted by the initially low price and the little discount, you agree and end up with a girl that is few class below the add. OK this time going through Locanto I started filtering all the Asian fakes out, aiming at Aussie adds with the face clear and possibly confirmed number. Sent a few queries, I guessed only 2 of the responses to be genuine. My primary objective was busy so off to option 2. Pics seemed like sex bomb, F cup boobs and all. The arrangement was quick and easy through SMS, agreed damage was 250 $ for an hour of (as advertised) all services and access to all holes possible. Fortitude valley, quick uber ride, she gave me easy directions, nice building across Emporium. At the door greeted me the girl from the pics, eventually gained couple of extra pounds. The boobs were as advertised though, and being a boob man I didn't turn around. Nice clean girly apartment. She started with offering me a shower, clean towel. Direct to the bedroom and to the business. A bit of lame massage, shortly after flipped me over and started BJ with a condom. That eventually was alright till I requested 69, which she gladly did, unfortunately lying on top of me. Was a bit heavy hehehe. Anyhow, ready to go, she jumped on top. Bit of riding there, off to doggy, well nothing fancy boys. It's was like going to a fast food restaurant. The pics on the menu looked awesome, fast and efficient / impersonal service, food was just fine, nothing fancy. Too pro for my liking. An hour later I walked out, probably in a month I won't remember this. I guess I can count that as another bust.

[DeltaDagger]

OK, no response so the horny donkey decided to explore. First evening I was no feeling like clubbing and went for a "deep browse" of the Brisbane escort adds, via Locanto. Picked some good looking and started texting. Eventually 2 out of 10 respond. I'm based in Towoong and wanted to have some action in the hood so that was part of the selection.

Eventually agreed with a very fool looking Malay lady, a surprisingly having an incall place just 15 meters away from my hotel. The 200 $ per hour was eventually dropped to 150, she changed the nationality to Jap / Korean but eventually claimed has hairy pussy which tipped the scales. Yes, I know, something is wrong in my head. Anyway, off I go.

Access though parking straight to her room. Door opens a lady that looks 100% Korean, no Jap / Malay blood, nothing to with the pictures and probably the only three things were the 36 C cup and the hairy pussy.

She probably had a garlic for dinner and the smell was overwhelming. A bit ugly in the face, soft skin, acceptable body. I opt for nuru massage. Paid 150 $ upfront. She starts with touching and running her boons in my face. That wasn't working as the garlic mouth was close and I couldn't breathe. That went for 5 min. It became apparent that the claimed top massage skills are not available and I had to take some action. Turned her around and with the hairy kitty on sight Jonson was ready so the action started. Quickly turned her around and banged the hell out for about 10 min. I'm not sure but it seemed that she liked the "balls to the wall" option. She did come in a dramatic way, probably faked to make want go back to her. I don't think so. I left satisfied as the release was substantial but probably will head to the city for a strip club or something as this online thing is not working very well. Funnily the prices seem equal to Dubai, where I can go in a nice night club and select something real that smells like lady, not like garlic dog sausage. But hunter is hunter. Got a try an Ozzie chick tomorrow.

Cheers,

DD