Melbourne

[Genuine Lotus]

This is the little shop that's been in and out of ownership for years. This time an Aussie guy and his Vietnamese partner Emily run it. There's one golden rule I follow, NOT to massage the bosses wife, the thought is brain curdling so I keep it strictly to a business arrangement leaving her to collect the money.

Anyway; there was only her and 20 YO Cookie today (Saturday) I can say in two words; So boring. You don't get them any drippier and inexperienced in massage than Cookie. I think she learnt her massage skill on Thai YouTube and then practices them on her customers. On the flip (face-up) Cookie, an absolute beginner with hardly a scratch of massage skill or customer service or interpersonal skill points to my private area and jiggles her hand indicating a "hand job" yes she said but couldn't put her words together. I said Honey, a HJ you can get at almost every Melbourne shop it's no big-deal, besides, her online friends told her 50 $ is the go, that's a joke I said. There's no way guys will throw 50 at you unless there's touching and some undressing and reciprocal feeling so I can't let you touch me there. She thought about it for a minute and agreed OK next time, Honey, there ain't going to be a next time in a hurry. I said your massage skills are a 2 out of 10 she said I know. This was her second day and asked how many did she do yesterday; four including a 90 minute and figured this must have been such a boring boring boring massage to sit through.

WIR yes; perhaps to try someone else.

Happy Hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Lletto]

Can't find bamboo body care in Google. Any more clues?

In Cheltenham near Highway Medical centre. Good full service from Mimi or Seiko (same girl).

[HeavyFuel]

So. I spent some time reading thru past posts and Club 741 kind of stood out. Made the effort to drive over. Average place with mostly average girls. Picked Charlotte. Petite, ok looking chick. Does the "health check" in the room and makes some small talk before the shower and jumping into bed. So far so good, right? It goes downhill from here. I quickly realized this is a robot. A fuck machine and not even good at that. She brought up so many of her boundaries. I specifically asked about DFK when selecting her but then she says can kiss lips only. Can't touch down there. It was a pretty bad experience and I left earlier than I thought.

But I still had Blue Thunder in my veins and that needed attention. So I headed over to tried and tested Number 100 in Collingwood. They had only one girl available at that time of the night, and I went with her. Cameron was Maori but easily passes for Aussie. Very friendly and made the point of asking, in a non-robotic manner of course, what it was I had in mind -- and that it was the time of the month, so other than penetration and oral (she receiving) all else was ok. I had a super wonderful time with her although it was just a tug. I asked her to keep me hard the entire time and only make me explode when our time is almost up. She did just that - 20 minutes of stroking, touching, licking and general playing before a thunderous finish. Would love to see her again!

Next day. Thought I'd check out Pink Palace but turns out it's under renovation. So, I headed over to The Boardroom (I know, expensive) and picked Simone. Once again, turned out she's not Aussie but easily passes for one. Ukrainian born in Dunedin and living 15 years in Oz. Awesome personality, speaks multiple languages (I tried out a few of those with her, in my limited capacity), lovely body, 5' 11" with beautiful all natural tits. I had my fill of caucasian chick groping her, playing with boobs, some serious DFK and tongue-kissing, before the final shot.

Lesson learnt. Avoid Aussie Chicks. Non-Aussie caucasians may be a better bet. I'm back in Melb in a couple of weeks and will definitely check out Cameron again, and perhaps find other non-Aussie caucasian.

-HF.

[Supmam]

Can't find bamboo bodycare in Google. Any more clues?

I suggest you check some places for special discount on certain days of the week, you may get what you want for your budget, else you may like to try some massage shops which can give you FS for that money. If you are around Sunshine then try Wright St, you go in and they give you the options, FS was 100 last time I was there. If you are around Cheltenham try Bamboo Body care and see Mimi who is the best for FS, for a 100 bucks value. Off course you will not have the facilities of a brothel like shower and legality.

[DanTheMan]

Went down to see my regular at Lotus today. IMHO its the best are&T going. Women are your typical old Chinese, but the massage and tug is great.

My regular gives a professional massage and today I got the hot stone thrown in.

Tug was also excellent.

[Genuine Lotus]

Thanks -- so what did you find at the North Road place? Anything worthwhile?
What about the outcall scene? Waste of money?

I don't do this!

I went here yesterday (Wednesday) and rang to see who was on 70 HR. A Pilipino an American and Indian and chose the latter a tall northern girl with a pleasant cheeky Bollywood smile. I went face down and two minutes in asked whether I wanted extras (which turns me off) what's on offer? The usual 100 nude HJ. Hah hah! She looked OK and thought to myself I've never had Indian, however, she didn't do the GFE thing for me or a fantastic massage either so I held up five and she reluctantly agreed; it was that easy. I un-hitched her red bra and pulled her black track suit pants down. I like seeing girls in their cotton briefs and waxed private area, however, that's where the story ends, for a young girl her body was not bad but un-toned and slightly saggy from weight loss and laziness. At the start I said no HJ just nude massage, the experience was OK but marred by a lack of sexual chemistry and too much idle chit-chat at the start which can get in the way. We got dressed and was introduced to the other girls at the reception, next time I might try the American.

Happy Hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[HeavyFuel]

Thanks -- so what did you find at the North Road place? Anything worthwhile?

What about the outcall scene? Waste of money?

The Daily Planet outside Elsternwick Station offers the lot and has Aussie's and an easy train ride from the CBD on the Sandringham Line that drops you at the door with lots of cafes & restaurants too. I really can't speak from experience there because I'm not a full service guy. However, I dropped in today (Saturday) to a newish massage / day spa at 1036 North Road Bentleigh and greeted by a slightly older Aussie (Rochelle) who looked about 35 with a nice smile and presentable but her teeth were yellowish which put me off. I had no intention of booking her because most of us suffer Yellow Fever but occasionally I get the urge (like you) to try ethnic pussy say Spanish, Latins French or even Aussie but find, they are usually up themselves and consider themselves exclusive and well above Asians which is not the case and then it goes to their head to charge more. However, this place prides itself with a big sign No Sexual Services Good Massage Only. I laugh and think this means nothing and know these girls need $$$ and want to play.

All the best with your stay in Melbourne.

Happy Hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Lletto]

I've been stalking this forum for quite a while now. I'm new to Melbourne, having just moved here a month ago. Please suggest some brothels for full service. My budget is a bit low though (around 100), so good value for money is appreciated.

Thanks in advance!

I suggest you check some places for special discount on certain days of the week, you may get what you want for your budget, else you may like to try some massage shops which can give you FS for that money. If you are around Sunshine then try Wright St, you go in and they give you the options, FS was 100 last time I was there. If you are around Cheltenham try Bamboo Body care and see Mimi who is the best for FS, for a 100 bucks value. Off course you will not have the facilities of a brothel like shower and legality.

[Genuine Lotus]

Hello -.
Coming to Melbourne for a week next week and staying in the city area. I've been to the usual RnT and a few of the brothels where most SPs are Asian. May be except Bodyline where they had Aussie girls. Can you recommend somewhere within short driving distance of city for Aussie girls, preferably full service.
I know yellow fever has overtaken but I live in a yellow city and would like something else.
Thanks mates!

The Daily Planet outside Elsternwick Station offers the lot and has Aussie's and an easy train ride from the CBD on the Sandringham Line that drops you at the door with lots of cafes & restaurants too. I really can't speak from experience there because I'm not a full service guy. However, I dropped in today (Saturday) to a newish massage / day spa at 1036 North Road Bentleigh and greeted by a slightly older Aussie (Rochelle) who looked about 35 with a nice smile and presentable but her teeth were yellowish which put me off. I had no intention of booking her because most of us suffer Yellow Fever but occasionally I get the urge (like you) to try ethnic pussy say Spanish, Latins French or even Aussie but find, they are usually up themselves and consider themselves exclusive and well above Asians which is not the case and then it goes to their head to charge more. However, this place prides itself with a big sign No Sexual Services Good Massage Only. I laugh and think this means nothing and know these girls need $$$ and want to play.

All the best with your stay in Melbourne.

Happy Hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[RnTug]

Some shops are now doing this too either save on buying expensive baby oil, or there doing this so the customer does not walk out of the shop an oily mess. Problem is, if you mix oil and water the HJ, ends up being very watery LOL.

Haha, I refuse the oil for the massage always and depending on the technique of the girl often prefer no oil on the cock for the HJ as well.

[HeavyFuel]

Hello -.

Coming to Melbourne for a week next week and staying in the city area. I've been to the usual RnT and a few of the brothels where most SPs are Asian. May be except Bodyline where they had Aussie girls. Can you recommend somewhere within short driving distance of city for Aussie girls, preferably full service.

I know yellow fever has overtaken but I live in a yellow city and would like something else.

Thanks mates!

[Brauninc]

Some shops are now doing this too either save on buying expensive baby oil, or there doing this so the customer does not walk out of the shop an oily mess. Problem is, if you mix oil and water the HJ, ends up being very watery LOL.

[CodeName47]

Perhaps you can suggest me something good at a higher price? Maybe around 150? Newbie here, so bear with me please.

Most of the brothels in southern east of Melbourne has 20 minutes slot which is 90 $ to 100 $.

I prefer mostly.

Rowville choice.

Red landern.

Read my recent review on brothels section for more info.

[ShinobiStar]

With only 100 bucks to spend, my response #10964 to a totally different question is equally appropriate.

Perhaps you can suggest me something good at a higher price? Maybe around 150? Newbie here, so bear with me please.

[Stykler]

I've been stalking this forum for quite a while now. I'm new to Melbourne, having just moved here a month ago. Please suggest some brothels for full service. My budget is a bit low though (around 100), so good value for money is appreciated.

Thanks in advance!

With only 100 bucks to spend, my response #10964 to a totally different question is equally appropriate.