Melbourne

[Engine Driver]

The following is only an opinion piece. Before anyone gets too excited, I have no evidence to back any of this up. Feel free to comment.

I am certain the flooding of the world sex markets by old Chinese women is the work of the CCP to earn hard foreign currency. The network is too well established for it not to be. It's never reported by the media. The need for sex by older men in rich white countries is the Achilles heel of the west and the CCP knows how to exploit it. I would think the trade would be worth billions annually on a global basis. Let's just say there are 200,000 Chinese sex workers abroad under the control of the CCP, spread out across the top 30 rich countries. Each one earns around $80 k a year doing sucky fucky. That's $16 billion in foreign currency straight into CCP coffers or into the pockets of Communist party officials.

Every white country has been flooded with these old grannies. Firstly, those grannies need approval by the CCP to travel abroad. Most are very poor and would not readily have the means to undertake a trip for several months. Being of such low social status, the would never be able to get the necessary social credits to travel unless the CCP gave them a dispensation. They might also be prisoners who have had their sentences reduced in return for working as hookers. There is a very thin line between organized crime and the workings of the CCP. The same sort of things go on with North Korea and Burma where their governments flood the world with the ingredients to make ice. It's a great source of foreign currency.

[Stykler]

Just a simple question for the guys on this Melbourne board. Why do you keep going to these stupid Chinese rub and tug joints where you know you're going to be ripped off?

You make a very good point.

[Martinxp]

Just a heads up on a scam in skokka.

This ad is fake. A mate of mine fell for it and scored some old Chinese duck.

Sunny is actually real and on instagram, but she's in Canada, not skokka advertising for sex.

Thanks Dan.

I nearly made a booking with her when she was working out of a Hotel in Wantirna Sth.

If the Chinese duck has tits like her, then it might be Ok.

But don't think so.

[Brauninc]

I reckon we are down to about 90 brothels now Engine driver, and I reckon the RNT and Private industry have stolen all the girls, this is why there are barely enough girls in the brothels now to service us gents for a fair price.

With more customers going to non brothels it is just inviting more of these shops to open, but if people did not go to these places, we would have 50 guys lined up outside the brothels as there are not enough to meet Melbourne's sexual needs.

[Engine Driver]

Just a simple question for the guys on this Melbourne board. Why do you keep going to these stupid Chinese rub and tug joints where you know you're going to be ripped off? 100% for sure. You know there will be an old granny there with saggy tits, but you just blindly keep entering these joints, hoping miraculously that a Miss Universe lookalike will be there to offer you a root for $20.

Melbourne has well over a 100 licensed brothels. For between $110 -$150 for 30 minutes, you are guaranteed to get a root. That will include a CBJ, maybe DFK depending on the girl, DATY, AR and a good CFS with maybe COT. You will also get a choice of girl from the lineup. If you don't like any of the chicks, you can walk. You haven't lost anything.

Earlier this year, before the Wuhan Reaper escaped from the lab where he was created, I went to the California Club on St. Kilda Road for a root. There were two nice, white Caucasian chicks available, wearing sexy lingerie. Both were late 20's and European backpackers. Cost was $150 plus $50 for the business executives pack. The business executives pack included DFK, DATY and a more friendly attitude. Compared to what mongers are throwing down at rub and tug joints, this was a good deal.

I can only think that mongers are going to rub and tugs because of the thrill of the chase and maybe the 1% chance of finding a hidden gem. The only gem they're going to find is a 65 year old Beijing Boiler with a hairy pussy, saggy tits and garlic breath.

Rub and tugs are a hybrid model. They neither provide a good massage nor a good root.

[Engine Driver]

Does the old Beijing boiler help you out of your wheelchair for the body slide or just she just straddle you in the wheelchair and insert your Viagra-infused marshmallow into her hairy 65-year-old snatch? Most likely, this is all bareback full service cum-in-pussy, as her 65-year-old puss is post-menopausal and certified infertile as the Gibson Desert. Does the fuck fee include a complimentary green can and a stick of Winfield Blue after consummating your lustful desires? Hopefully, she takes good care to keep the tubes to your oxygen cylinder out of the way. It would be a shame to have the tubes accidentally disconnect in the heat of the moment, resulting in having to call an ambulance to the scene. I am sure Aussie first responders have seen it all but explaining the saucy circumstances to the family is another matter.

Dear Mr Monger,

If the old Aussie monger in the wheel chair weighs about 330 pounds, there is no way the old Beijing Boiler is going to lift him out of it onto the massage table. She is on a 30-day tourist visa with no medical insurance and is not going to bust her back. Even if she could, the cheap Chinese made massage table is not going to withstand that sort of weight. It is best to keep him in the wheel chair. Those old wily grannies prefer to do the least amount of work necessary for their fuck fee. It is best for her just to pull his XXXXXXL tracksuit pants down to his ankles and mount him while he is still seated. She might not even take her clothes off, preferring to lift up her dress and pull aside her high waisted grandma panties. The monger is hardly in position to protest. She will, however, have a very hard enough time trying to find his 2-inch marshmallow in amongst all the layers of fat.

As for a free VB green can and a stick of Winnie Blue, when was the last time in Detroit you got something for nothing from a Chinese pimp?

[Chocha Monger]

It's not just their writs which are getting sore from all that repetitive action. Those Beijing Boilers are getting their pussies pounded mercilessly by all those horny mongers. Picture the situation. A 65 year old Chinese grandma with a hairy pussy, saggy tits and garlic breathe climbs on top of a monger for a body slide, just before some fucky sucky action. Too scary to even think about.

That's what being locked up for 6 months does to people. All that pent up lust needs to be released.

What a country? Where else can granny make $1,000 a day tax free?

Does the old Beijing boiler help you out of your wheelchair for the body slide or just she just straddle you in the wheelchair and insert your Viagra-infused marshmallow into her hairy 65-year-old snatch? Most likely, this is all bareback full service cum-in-pussy, as her 65-year-old puss is post-menopausal and certified infertile as the Gibson Desert. Does the fuck fee include a complimentary green can and a stick of Winfield Blue after consummating your lustful desires? Hopefully, she takes good care to keep the tubes to your oxygen cylinder out of the way. It would be a shame to have the tubes accidentally disconnect in the heat of the moment, resulting in having to call an ambulance to the scene. I am sure Aussie first responders have seen it all but explaining the saucy circumstances to the family is another matter.

[DanTheMan]

Just a heads up on a scam in skokka.

This ad is fake. A mate of mine fell for it and scored some old Chinese duck.

Sunny is actually real and on instagram, but she's in Canada, not skokka advertising for sex.

[Brauninc]

Hi all.

Was stuck in traffic on north road last week, and happened to notice 4 massage shops on the same corner.

North and poath roads to be precise (the south part of poath road).

Lots of passing traffic and in the 10 minutes I was waiting at least 6 punters wandered in and out.

Some of these massage shops are like mushrooms, they pop up overnight only to disappear just as quickly.

Good luck all.

Cheers lwd.

It's an amazing feat isn't it, and as more and more keep popping up, personally I have become less interested in entering any of them, why would you ask? Because there aim is to take as much money from you without giving you much in return.

[Dreamer4]

Guys, just a quick report re. Skokka.

First time after lock down so decided to check out Skokka and Locanto. Lots of ads on Locanto so decided to try 2 providers on Skokka. As mentioned in my previous posts, ALL photos are fake so don't expect much and you won't be disappointed.

The first provider has mobile number ended with 389. Always Google the phone number to see whether the girl is real independent or just run by a cartel. In this case, this number is a cartel as it is advertised on multiple websites showing different girls and photos. I was asked to go to an apartment on La Trobe St, south of Elizabeth St but when I was there, I was told to go to Burke St instead (between Russell and Exhibition). Not very happy but went there anyway. Entered a 1 bed room apartment, blinds were down and lights were off but room was nice and clean. Chinese girl in early 30's. Not bad looking, smooth skin. Booked for half an hour and she gave a good massage afterward.

Decided to check out the second provider with number ended with 160. Asked to go to an apartment on Victoria St Carlton, opposite Audi dealer. Again nice clean 2 bed room apartment. 2 girls were there and offered 3 some but too steep so I declined. Girl was also Chinese, probably late 20's, nice firm body but face not pretty. I can see clearly as the light was on and the blind was up so the room was bight as day! Girl was a bit mechanical but was ok. Didn't get any massage afterward.

Damage $150 for half an hour with each girl. A bit steep but worth trying. I booked the first session at 11 so I was the first for both girls which I thought was good. I asked the girls about business and they both said business is a bit slow but as I was leaving the second girl, it appears that she will have another customer after me so perhaps things are picking up after lunch time.

Bottom line is Skokka and Locanco are ok if you want something a bit different. You don't know which girl you are going to get so always just book half an hour and see how you go. If you don't like the girl, just politely say thanks and leave. No hard feeling.

Skill looking for that golden goose as per previous posts (nice young student girl with GFE) but it appears that most (if not all) the ads on Skokka and Locanto are run by a cartel who I assume that they organised the girls from China, and else where, to be here, make some money and go back home.

PM me if you need more details on the above.

[LostWithinDays]

Hi all.

Was stuck in traffic on north road last week, and happened to notice 4 massage shops on the same corner.

North and poath roads to be precise (the south part of poath road).

Lots of passing traffic and in the 10 minutes I was waiting at least 6 punters wandered in and out.

Some of these massage shops are like mushrooms, they pop up overnight only to disappear just as quickly.

Good luck all.

Cheers lwd.

[Krudd]

There's a method to my madness, Brizlad. I have been around since the days when $60 bought you a nude massage and at very least a tug at every shop in town so I'm a bit over the whole scene to be honest.

I know that I can walk into any nameless shop with a generic photo of someone's back covering the front windows and get all manner of services for my money and that's exactly the problem. I don't want some money grubbing Chinese old boiler or petulant little princess hitting me up for a $50 tug within 2 minutes of entering the room and trying to get me out the door as soon as possible. I like a half decent massage and if I get a bonus happy ending it certainly doesn't cost me $50. Some of the best extras I've had have been from "legitimate" shops and I've never paid more than $30 for any of them whereas most of the tugs I've had in the "guaranteed" shops have not been worth paying for.

Not so long ago I had a one hour no holds barred session with a Vietnamese girl every Saturday morning for over a year in a herbal medicine / acupuncture shop and guess what, she didn't even want to be paid.

The simple fact is, if they don't usually do extras, they are not likely to charge as much as someone who does and they will probably be better at it.

Here endeth the lesson.

Going back a while, but there were some girls at Station St Moorabbin who'd provide FS for no extra charge. You would walk out $45 poorer but a whole lot richer in other ways. Was a fairly specific time. Probably around 2011-2012. I agree that the real money grabbers don't usually provide a very good service.

[DaveOnNet]

How many rubs did you endure to find the golden goose. Congrats to you but its not that easy, I'm sure you'll agree and sometimes its a oncer when they realize what they have done.

Respectfully.

True, such gems are hard to find!

Bdw, anyone tried Amelia (African) at Red Door in Seaford?

[NewImage]

Spot on for declining the mindless 2 minute-tug. There's an overwhelming number of guys who want good massage first and what unfolds later at legit shops on the flip is almost always bliss. Jessies acupuncture shop upstairs (now sold) comes to mind where unwritten Chinese rule said the girls weren't permitted to receive money for extras but part of the 70 ph service to get repeat custom. I never had trouble with pants and top down (not off) for a beautiful 30-40 minutes of bliss. Never once was I asked for money. I would slip 50 in their back pocket for such an enjoyable time. There are many low-profile places that prefer to mascaraed as legit. Lesson, never judge a book by its cover.
Happy hunting and punting.
Lotus.

How many rubs did you endure to find the golden goose. Congrats to you but its not that easy, I'm sure you'll agree and sometimes its a oncer when they realize what they have done.

Respectfully.

[Engine Driver]

Wow, the Guangzhou Grandmothers must be doing a roaring trade. I sat in a cafe having a coffee opposite two RnT's in Sydney Road this morning, I think the numbers would have been in the 600-700 Sydney Road area. In the 45 minutes I was there I saw six "clients" walk in and about 4 - 6 push on a locked door. The old bags will be getting RSI along with their booming bank balance at this rate.

It's not just their writs which are getting sore from all that repetitive action. Those Beijing Boilers are getting their pussies pounded mercilessly by all those horny mongers. Picture the situation. A 65 year old Chinese grandma with a hairy pussy, saggy tits and garlic breathe climbs on top of a monger for a body slide, just before some fucky sucky action. Too scary to even think about.

That's what being locked up for 6 months does to people. All that pent up lust needs to be released.

What a country? Where else can granny make $1,000 a day tax free?