Melbourne

[RnTug]

Found myself with a free Saturday for a change. Time to spoil myself with a punt in the Eastern suburbs.

I logged onto Backpage and there are so many choices! I picked an Asian escort in Glen Waverly.

I phoned but no answer until a txt arrived soon after with the details. Seems she is working out of a hotel in Glen Waverly, no problem.

So I arrived at the appointed time and she gave me her room number. Not a bad looker but not great, a big boobs as advertised but the rest of her was just as big.

Not sure why I have trouble walking away when my first glance is disappointing! Anyway I went ahead and it did not go well.

I seems her nipples are way to sensitive, as was her pussy. I tried DATY but she kept saying "more gentle", the only way I could have been more gentle would have been to blow on her clit! I persevered and she did climax, actually quite dramatically so, nothing fake there..

"I seems her nipples are way to sensitive, as was her pussy. I tried DATY but she kept saying "more gentle", the only way I could have been more gentle would have been to blow on her clit! I persevered and she did climax, actually quite dramatically so, nothing fake there."

Spot on Tiki Tour I am sure it was a genuine climax, certainly wouldn't be like a prostitute to fake an orgasm to get a job over and done with now would it? The fact she bullshitted about your penis being too big is probably a fair indication the climax was fake too, but who knows?

[Brauninc]

We've been talking about the imminent closure of RnT joints for the past 20 years. It will never happen. Here's why:

Men will continue to be born with dicks and women will continue to be born with pussies.

Most of the RnT joints are fronts for money laundering and immigration racketeering. You can't shut the mafia down. Their drug profits need to be flushed somewhere. Brothels, casino, massage joints, restaurants, construction, market gardening.

Asian girls on student visas will continue to need money for school fees. Nothing else pays as good and it's not on the books.

Cops and politicians know that if men can get a release somewhere, it keeps down domestic violence and sexual assault.

Lots of cops and politicians are on the pay roll.

Fantastic insight.

[Engine Driver]

Classic excuse that one, OOOoohh you too big, too sensitive LOL BS.

Anyways why I came to post, Huge front page story on Massage Shops in the local paper, calling for big crack downs and they are taking it to state authorities for more resources on the crackdowns.

Interesting times ahead.

We've been talking about the imminent closure of RnT joints for the past 20 years. It will never happen. Here's why:

Men will continue to be born with dicks and women will continue to be born with pussies.

Most of the RnT joints are fronts for money laundering and immigration racketeering. You can't shut the mafia down. Their drug profits need to be flushed somewhere. Brothels, casino, massage joints, restaurants, construction, market gardening.

Asian girls on student visas will continue to need money for school fees. Nothing else pays as good and it's not on the books.

Cops and politicians know that if men can get a release somewhere, it keeps down domestic violence and sexual assault.

Lots of cops and politicians are on the pay roll.

[Engine Driver]

I have had some good experiences with the not so young ladies here, but Estelle (a medium built caucasian blonde woman) was a major disappointment. First she was nice and friendly but soon changed her colours once inside the room. She started nicely but then suddenly became hostile and started arguing and provoking me to get into an argument. I just left without doing anything. For the first time time I felt insecure in a licensed brothel!

Mach 3.

Sounds like she was on meth. You did the right thing. Not worth worrying about the money. Best to get out safely.

BTW, we have a separate thread for Melbourne Brothel Reports. This thread is just for RnT stuff, which it appears is what the majority of Melbourne punters prefer.

[Mach 3]

I have had some good experiences with the not so young ladies here, but Estelle (a medium built caucasian blonde woman) was a major disappointment. First she was nice and friendly but soon changed her colours once inside the room. She started nicely but then suddenly became hostile and started arguing and provoking me to get into an argument. I just left without doing anything. For the first time time I felt insecure in a licensed brothel!

Mach 3.

[TheSainter]

I seems her nipples are way to sensitive, as was her pussy.
TT.

Classic excuse that one, OOOoohh you too big, too sensitive LOL BS.

Anyways why I came to post, Huge front page story on Massage Shops in the local paper, calling for big crack downs and they are taking it to state authorities for more resources on the crackdowns.

Interesting times ahead.

[Longdon]

Found myself with a free Saturday for a change. Time to spoil myself with a punt in the Eastern suburbs.

I logged onto Backpage and there are so many choices! I picked an Asian escort in Glen Waverly.

I phoned but no answer until a txt arrived soon after with the details. Seems she is working out of a hotel in Glen Waverly, no problem.

So I arrived at the appointed time and she gave me her room number. Not a bad looker but not great, a big boobs as advertised but the rest of her was just as big.

Not sure why I have trouble walking away when my first glance is disappointing! Anyway I went ahead and it did not go well.

I seems her nipples are way to sensitive, as was her pussy. I tried DATY but she kept saying "more gentle", the only way I could have been more gentle would have been to blow on her clit! I persevered and she did climax, actually quite dramatically so, nothing fake there.

Then she said I give you HJ, pussy too sensitive after I come. At that point I thought, give me my money back and you can pay me. Anyway I insisted but after a short while I gave up and settled for the HJ. She then gave the worse massage that I have ever had. So I showered and left..

A lot of these motel girls in dandynong been 3 times and always try to rip you off promise allot but deliver fuckall.

[LostWithinDays]

Hi all,

Dropped in to romantics the other night. There was quite a few girls working.

All ages mid 20,s through to 40,s all very friendly girls from SE Asia.

Picked a late 20,s girl from Taiwan, cannot remember her name but provided a great service.

I have always liked this place, kind of old school massage parlour with friendly staff and not so expensive service.

Cheers lwd.

[Tiki Tour]

Found myself with a free Saturday for a change. Time to spoil myself with a punt in the Eastern suburbs.

I logged onto Backpage and there are so many choices! I picked an Asian escort in Glen Waverly.

I phoned but no answer until a txt arrived soon after with the details. Seems she is working out of a hotel in Glen Waverly, no problem.

So I arrived at the appointed time and she gave me her room number. Not a bad looker but not great, a big boobs as advertised but the rest of her was just as big.

Not sure why I have trouble walking away when my first glance is disappointing! Anyway I went ahead and it did not go well.

I seems her nipples are way to sensitive, as was her pussy. I tried DATY but she kept saying "more gentle", the only way I could have been more gentle would have been to blow on her clit! I persevered and she did climax, actually quite dramatically so, nothing fake there.

Then she said I give you HJ, pussy too sensitive after I come. At that point I thought, give me my money back and you can pay me. Anyway I insisted but after a short while I gave up and settled for the HJ. She then gave the worse massage that I have ever had. So I showered and left.

She advertises something like "Fantastic woman Sasa 22 yo, 44 GG boob lovers". So if that tempts you I recommend that you move on to another advert.

This experience reminds me of the value of this forum. I have neglected to post for quite a while but I am back now.

TT.

[Alternate 75]

I rung Joy last Monday in Tecoma. Her phone no. Ends in 669. Intentional? Dunno.

She is curvy, voluptuous, 40 ish, maybe Korean? She advertises on Locanto & is easily found.

She was very friendly & flirty over the phone. " I give you naughty naughty massage" etc. I apologised & said "I can't make it today, but I'll see you tomorrow". She told me she worked at Warragul Road Chadstone on Tuesdays. I didn't get there.

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Warrigal Road Chadstone has at least 5 massage places what's the name or number?

[FenceJumper]

I rung Joy last Monday in Tecoma. Her phone no. Ends in 669. Intentional? Dunno.

She is curvy, voluptuous, 40 ish, maybe Korean? She advertises on Locanto & is easily found.

She was very friendly & flirty over the phone. " I give you naughty naughty massage" etc. I apologised & said "I can't make it today, but I'll see you tomorrow". She told me she worked at Warragul Road Chadstone on Tuesdays. I didn't get there.

However on Sunday I was in the Chaddy area, & I walked in. She was there by herself. She was friendly & flirty. I thought bingo!

She was a bit chunky, but who cares if the quality of the service is there. She went straight to my arse with the oil & gave the whole botty area a very nice seeing to. She then went to the head of the table & she immediately plonked my hands on her arse.

I may have been a bit too eager. I bought my hands around the front & she took a step back. I thought this was to give me better access. I tried to rub her fanny & lifted my head up so I could have a bit of a munch.

She quickly moved to the side of the table and suggested the flip. She went to the other side & poured oil on my cock & balls.

Then the bloody door jingle jangled and she apologised and went out to talk to a punter. I could hear every word. He was very polite, she wanted him to wait, but he said he'd be back later.

She comes back to me & apologises again & tries to remember what stage she was up to. Again she starts playing with my limp dick. I play with her arse & start to pull her knickers down. Jingle bloody jangle again. More apologies & this time the punter is gone very quickly.

So once more we try to get back into the swing of things. It is not going well, neither of us is turned on, but I have high expectations. Again I go to grope her fanny & she immediately adjusts her top & flops her tits out. So I am sucking on a nipple while she gives my cock some much needed attention.

Again the fucking door jingle jangles. I whisper just loud enough for her to hear "Oh. Fuck me dead! This time she and the punter whisper to each other for several minutes & she plants him in the next cubicle.

She returns, and this time doesn't apologise. She tells me that her " friend" is here. She seems genuinely excited about that & seems to think I should be too.

So round 3 begins. Again she starts handling my cock. & this time I go straight for her knickers. She pulls her tits out again, and I yank away at her undies. She only wants them to come down enough to allow access but I want them off. We compromise, they are around her ankles. She constantly gives me the shoosh sign and points to the next door cubicle.

I let her know that I am unhappy. She puts her tits away, & pulls her pants up. She is getting ready to really go to work on my cock.

I said "Forget it". I got off the table & got dressed. Fortunately I still had a softy, so no struggle for me. She was trying to be nice, & she brought in a drink of water & a lolly. I declined her hospitality.

She knew I was angry & apologized a few times. As I was leaving she patted my arse and said next time I give you good massage. I quietly informed her that there won't be a next time.

I had the distinct impression that she just wanted to get rid of me, so that she could attend to her "friend".

I can fully understand how she would really float some punters boats. Despite my being very pissed off with her, I must admit, that she is a nice person with an extremely outgoing personality.

I know that other credible punters have reported fantastic experiences with her.

I have also been advised that the Tecoma shop is more private and is likely to render a better result.

We just didn't click. My over eagerness, the interruptions, & she wanting to get to her "friend", all contributed to a very ordinary punt.

Oh well, can't win them all!

What have I learnt?

1. If I see her again, it will only be at the Tecoma shop.

2. I would only make a booking, with the qualification that there would be no interruptions.

3. Like a lot of masseuses she is a control freak. Unfortunately, so am I. If there is to be a next time, I would let her call the shots. She obviously knows what she is doing, and resents being guided.

[Alternate 75]

Dropped in to Clayton and was offered Sarah. She said she charges different to other girls which have been pretty ordinary since apple left. F / S $130/30 minutes. She is late twenty early thirties, see cups pushed up and average figure ok face but not pretty. Didn't do it for me. Lulu also works here on Wednesday and she is very average $100/ FS /30 minutes is over the odds. She is from Taiwan and hardly speaks any English. I'm sticking with the 20 mins /$80 girls. Happy punting.

[Clandestinal]

Maya Tree, looks legit. Paid $70 for an hour and asked for Sofia. Young Thai (24) $100 for bodyslide, HJ.

Bit over the top but she is very bubbly and boy that body slide, stopping, rubbing and teasing just near the gates of pleasure. Good masseuse too.

[Gigabytor]

Easy for us to say this, but falling for a prostitute is not a good idea. They're not normal in the sense that when they cross the line and sell their pussies, something changes. Life for them can never be the same. That's why they don't make good wives or girlfriends. How can you ever build trust?

I've had several relationships with working girls. It's not that much different from a relationship with a normal girl unless they are doing drugs. Drugs destroy them because they have to suck all the the but have no money to show for it.

[Kakariki]

For those down this way, this shop has been taken over by a new girl Linda, very nice and friendly and excellent massage. She is on her own except on Friday's when another very nice girl works also. Advertises in the usual places everywhere.