Melbourne

[Long Time Boy]

Crystal at Ladies for Gentleman in Punt Rd was true GFE experience. Warm, passionate and fun. We started with DFK, then DATY and some excellent ball licking and sucking. Pretty good CBJ followed by mish, cowgirl, doggie, I lost track. She quite likes a bit of gentle rough play, spanking and so on. This led to a bit of dirty talk and the novelty of this really got me off.

A bit of cuddling, followed by a really good massage. AS the attention went further south the mood hit again and off we went. Time was moving along so I felt it would be better to take matters into my own hands, literally and, to my surprise, I was encouraged to COT which quickly, pleasantly and apparantly willingly turned to COF. Fantastic.

All round great time was had by all. Highly recommended.

[Supmam]

Checked out the Boardroom website cos $160 for an hour sounds too good to be true. Its actually $160 per half hour....

Sainter,

Thanks for the valuable report.

This $50 for 'extras' bullshit is getting too common in Melbourne. I think it sucks and tell the girl so.

It is only by giving this sort of feedback that we can stop this sort of crap.

Interestingly though, most places charge the sort of going rate of say $220 for an hour and then sting you the extra $50. From your report, it seems they are charging $160 for the hour and then $50 for extras. This bring the all up cost to the standardish $215. If this is true The Boardroom is not a rip-off, just a really stupid and manipulative way to run a business.

Oh if only Bangkok, Manilla or Germany (FKK clubs) were closer!

[Long Time Boy]

Went to the Boardroom in Sth Melb a couple of days ago. I must say, what a huge disappointment it was. Firstly, prices are now $160 for an hour. Also listed on the menu, extra special service for another $50. What the hell does this mean? $160 bucks doesn't get you special service? I chose Eva, pretty young Asian girl. Once in the room she asked me if I wanted the Deluxe package(normal package I would have to give her $85 because I had paid $75 already to the counter), for another $50 bucks. When I said no, she went through all sorts of rules like no touching her at all, no feeling her tits, my hands can only touch her hips. What sort of bs is this? I decided to cancel the appointment, approached the receptionist to complain, and all I got was a $75 buck credit note which, I may never use seeing I won't be rushing back there. It is a shame to see an establishment like the Boardroom reduced to this.

Sainter,

Thanks for the valuable report.

This $50 for 'extras' bullshit is getting too common in Melbourne. I think it sucks and tell the girl so.

It is only by giving this sort of feedback that we can stop this sort of crap.

Interestingly though, most places charge the sort of going rate of say $220 for an hour and then sting you the extra $50. From your report, it seems they are charging $160 for the hour and then $50 for extras. This bring the all up cost to the standardish $215. If this is true The Boardroom is not a rip-off, just a really stupid and manipulative way to run a business.

Oh if only Bangkok, Manilla or Germany (FKK clubs) were closer!

[Shazzam]

Visited Westside for the first time in ages last Sunday during the afternoon and stayed with Gina from Thailand. Wouldn't call her absolutely beautiful, but she has a great figure and ass. After the shower, she came into the room and got right into sucking my nipples. I sucked her fake tits, but she likes it soft. I'm no fan of fake tits, so i told her to lay down and then I licked her pussy for 10 minutes or so. She likes it. We then fucked in every position until I had to jerk off over her tits. Well worth the visit for a friendly and into it performance.

[Sainter]

Went to the Boardroom in Sth Melb a couple of days ago. I must say, what a huge disappointment it was. Firstly, prices are now $160 for an hour. Also listed on the menu, extra special service for another $50. What the hell does this mean? $160 bucks doesn't get you special service? I chose Eva, pretty young Asian girl. Once in the room she asked me if I wanted the Deluxe package(normal package I would have to give her $85 because I had paid $75 already to the counter), for another $50 bucks. When I said no, she went through all sorts of rules like no touching her at all, no feeling her tits, my hands can only touch her hips. What sort of bs is this? I decided to cancel the appointment, approached the receptionist to complain, and all I got was a $75 buck credit note which, I may never use seeing I won't be rushing back there. It is a shame to see an establishment like the Boardroom reduced to this.

[Chimo]

Can some one give me a link for a list of establisment in and around Melbourne?

I have seen a couple of lists previously but cannnot seem to find one now.

I am coming to Melbourne this coming W/E and will be staying Glenn Waverly area.

Has any one recent info on Masqurades or any recommendations for a good Asian full service around Dandenong, Springvale through to Box Hill.

Great to hear from anyone with recent info on quality and costs of service.

[Member #2887]

Anyone been to Studio 466 just near the Casino lately?

[Qwerty79]

Hi punters,

I dropped into Pickwood Lodge last night about midnight. There were 2 girls available, Tori, a late 30s brunette and Paris, an early 30s blonde. I went with the latter. The price for 30min standard service has increased from $105 to $115. Anyway, Paris treated me to a CBJ, Spanish, sex in various positions and a massage. She did offer extras eg. DATY and vibrator play at additional cost, but I was not prepared to fork out. Overall, this was an above average experience.

[Stykler]

Thought I would give 77 Racecourse Raod a try. It was last Saturday afternoon.
There was only one girl available, a 28ish old Vietnamese girl called Vivi. OK looking, good body and good english.

$160 for 3/4 of an hour. Not great value I'm afraid. Very mechanical service, poor oral skills, predictable massage. She was even reluctant to fuck, preferring to try and get me to come whilst she was giving me a very poor CBJ. I soon put her straight on that score but lifting her up and thrusting her onto my cock.

Disappointing experience compared to my previous experiences at the same place.
Still a well run and clean establishment though. I suppose I was due for a dud performance at last.

[Shazzam]

Has anyone come across any young Filipino girls in there 20's working anywhere?

[Shazzam]

After reading about recent Grosvenor posts, I decided to check it out. It's been about 3 years since I was last there. Keen to check out Madison after the previous review, but she wasn't on. Choice of six ladies from early 20's to early 30's. I stayed with Gina, who turned out to have Cuban blood in her.

I remember this place for some of the hottest ladies and service around, but this one was the biggest waste of $130. Avergave CBJ, very little touching and changing of positions. In fact, she looked bored. I know everyone has had one of these experiences.

Anyway, I wasn't enjoying the sex, so I finished with a hand job over her tits, then she got friendly and told me she had worked there on and off for 3-4 years, but the place was being run down. She said the management were short of working girls and were putting on ones they normally wouldn't have in the past. It shows. I won't be going back there.

[Long Time Boy]

After a great day at the Grand Final; great game, great food, very pleasant after game entertainment at Men's Gallery, it was time for a bit of fun. Down to The Grosvenor I went. Madison was there and, as the previous posting describes, she's pretty damn good. There was also a youngish Thai (based on her accent, but I could be wrong) who offered BBBJ. The ususal good selection was all there. Perhaps it was the drink but a booked Jodi. Late 20s, great tits (fake I found out too late), 5'8" quite plain, but offered all sort of exotic goodies during the intro.

In room experience was appalling. The good people at The Grosvenor really let the ball drop. The reoom was not ready, the video didn't work and the recommendation of Jodie was not too sharp either. Once settled in the room Jodie lays down the rules; no DFK, touching but no finders inside, no this, no that. Completely the opposite of the intro. She give a perfunctory strip, some reaonable hand work, average CBJ and then postions herself into reverse cowgirl. Actually the highlight of the otherwise dismal session was the sight of her pussy opening up as she spread her legs to take me in. Nothing even remotely like GFE or PSE, no nothing really, just the motions. The massage was ok, the rest really, truly dissapointing.

Jodie is definately on my no-go list, should be on yours too.

[Sainter]

Last week, still recovering from the pain of another St Kilda football club collapse, I decided to cheer myself up(GF day being my Bday). I decided to try out York St, Sth Melb(formerly the place in Rose St, Fitzroy). They had mainly Jap and Korean chicks on. I decided on Jenny, Korean early 20s. I must say she provided an excellent service, massage followed by bbbj followed by full service. She was very friendly and I highly recommend her. On the down side, her english is not that good. Also, she wroks 7 days a week, which I think is fairly harsh.

The price is AUD135 for half an hour. Also, I was happy to see that the pimp gave her the share of the money on the spot. At least we can be sure there's no sex slavery going on here.

[Supmam]

Hilton On The Park is on Wellington (St/Pde). Walk along Wellington (away from the city) to Punt Rd/Hoddle St. Its a big intersection. Turn right and walk down Punt Rd about 500m and you will pass a couple of pubs - Royal Arms Hotel and Cricketer's Inn (or something like that). I think the Royal Arms does topless barmaids. Keep walking and just before the train overpass, there is a brothel called Ladies For Gentlemen. Lots of good things about this place. I think its 329 Punt Rd. Mainly white chicks. If you keep walking passed the overpass, across Swan St, there is a massage place a bit further down.

The other option is to Collingwood. There is a park opposite the Hilton on The Park (not the MCG side). Walk (away from the MCG) up that street to the very end. Turn right and cross over Victoria Pde into Collingwood. Before the Hoddle St lights, you'll find a few streets that have brothels. Its pretty dark at night, but along Cromwell St and Grosvenor St there are some pretty (good) upmarket brothels. Someone can give the name of that streets but its a good 15 minute walk.

Melbourne Experts

I'll be staying at HIlton in the Park this week.

Any advice on brothels nearby?

[Street Car]

Hi all,

I finally found The Boardroom,but as you all had warned me earlier and I know I should have listened,it was pack. I was back in Melbourne after 5 days driving all the way from Melbourne to Great Ocean Road right up to Balarat and back. The was celebration all over the town by the Swan supporters and all the hotels in CBD was full so I had to settle a room in St Kilda. I ended going to Club X for a $15 strip show. Better luck next time.

Street Car