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[NewtoRnT]

After in Moonee Ponds. I was keen to see if I could get a result tonight so tried a few more.

Sansabai in Buckley St. Shit massage so I actually cut it short and walked out. Got half my money back. She was just rubbing her hands around in the oil.

Popped into the new one on Bell St but she looked like she had already been around the block way too many times so I passed.

There is a new one opened up at the top of Fletcher St near Chemist Warehouse and I went in just to check it out and she was very tidy but I'd already made a booking so I did not stay.

I'll be going back here to check it out.

I ended up at Hollywood Massage in Brunswick and Hannah gave me a solid massage.

Really cute Colombian girl but no proposal!

Should have taken Lily's offer in Moonee Ponds LOL!

Oh well a fun night any way!

[NewtoRnT]

Tried one tonight in Moonee Ponds.

Lily at the one in Margaret St.

Usual $50 again and when I would not pony up. She gave me the 'I make no money unless you do extra's line'.

She gave a good massage albeit a short one.

She had a great body though so maybe next time I do pony up.

[NewtoRnT]

That's the difference between the Thais and the Chinese. Can you imagine a Chinese boiler turning down $30 for 10 minute of wrist work? Ego and pride are big things for the Thais, which is diagonally opposed to their Buddhist teachings. On the other hand, to the godless communists, cash is king hahaha.

Agreed.

I've had some even go for the 'I've only got $15 left over in change sorry' excuse and they are like. Whatever - OK that will do this time. LOL.

Thai's don't budge.

[JayDee006]

As someone who used to work close by, I can confirm the 2 massage shops are owned by the same people. One up the little Bourke st end and one on the opposite side of the mall. Both normally have the old Chinese ladies out the front trying to get people inside.

Whilst I worked close by and couldn't go inside the shops, I did see 1 decent looking girl in one of the shops up the top level at a place called Ozen.

The old ladies I would keep away from.

[Engine Driver]

The usual flicks of the berries etc and I was waiting for the offer.

Then on the flip the proposal came out.

$50 for a HJ etc.

I tried to bargain down but she was not having any of it.

I politely declined.

Cheers!

That's the difference between the Thais and the Chinese. Can you imagine a Chinese boiler turning down $30 for 10 minute of wrist work? Ego and pride are big things for the Thais, which is diagonally opposed to their Buddhist teachings. On the other hand, to the godless communists, cash is king hahaha.

[NewtoRnT]

First Post so bear with me!

Hey all,

Went to Suhko Massage in Niddrie the other day and was pleasantly surprised with the quality.

2 Thai girls with great bodies (had a LadyBoy working too if that's your thing).

Had Emily who did a great massage.

The usual flicks of the berries etc and I was waiting for the offer.

Then on the flip the proposal came out.

$50 for a HJ etc.

I tried to bargain down but she was not having any of it.

I politely declined.

Apparently works at Hot Pepper in Moonee Ponds on Monday and Tuesday too.

Both shops owned by the same owner apparently.

Might go back and see the other one who also looked good.

Cheers!

[SuperCroc]

Gday all,

There is a massage shop beside Victoria market with a questionable name that seems to have mostly Japanese therapists working.

I visited recently and paid $50.00 for a great 30 minute massage.

Bodyslide no cannot.

Topless no cannot.

However $120.00 for a hand job is the price available.

As previously mentioned I'll give that a miss.

Have a great xxmas all and cheers for the many laughs we share.

Lwd.

This is the standard Melbourne experience unfortunately, girls just can't be bothered to put in the effort, obviously lots willing to pay for such woeful experience.

[LostWithinDays]

Hi all,

This massage shop everyone is talking about, I think the owner has opened another shop in Braeside.

I'm unsure if it's the same person your talking about.

I must say the service currently In Preston is fantastic, I guess they are very very busy for obvious reasons.

Cheers.

Lwd.

[OlderPlayer]

Those signs date back a while. The famous Vietnamese cock teasing MILF Leanne Tran had the salon and the lawyer may have been her husband from memory. Both are long gone from there.

I don't think so.

After many phone calls to different numbers, the phone was finally answered.

It was the lawyer.

He said if I needed a massage to get the number from the front of the shop.

I have spoken to her and she suggest bookings only.

[OnlyAGame]

Have a look at this place on google maps street view.

There is a sign in the front window for a Barrister and solicitor.

Same name as owner of shop.

Nothing like keeping the money in the family.

Those signs date back a while. The famous Vietnamese cock teasing MILF Leanne Tran had the salon and the lawyer may have been her husband from memory. Both are long gone from there.

[Shazzam]

Locanto is a joke. 95% of the adverts are fake. You can tell from the pics on most of them. Even some of the 50/50 pics have got me over the years. Some look like it could be legit but when you turn up it's a 60 year old Korean or PRC lady and not a 25-30 year old as advertised. I went for a couple of African girl ads last year. Text back and forth to 100% confirm she was Black. Both times I turned up and when the door opened she was an old Korean. I told her I was going to post her on forums warning guys to avoid her adverts and she said the manager and pimp makes them lie on their adverts. Go figure.

Locanto is a bit like scratchie lottery tickets. The next one might be a prize.

[AussieGaigin]

I decided that all the posts here regarding the fake ads on Locanto couldn't be true, so I made my first booking, after checking out all the girls listed available in my area.

So fellow mongerers, your warnings went unheeded, to my cost. I don't think I'll be trying Locanto again any time soon.

Locanto is a bit like scratchie lottery tickets. The next one might be a prize.

[Kakariki]

I will be spending a bit of time in Ballarat over the next few weeks.

Any recommendations where one can get an ok service without being requested $50 for a fully clothed handy.

Recommendations would be appreciated.

Pedro.

There is plenty advertising on Loc, and a new one has popped up just down the hill from Maccas, you'll find their menu to your liking.

[Pedros Needs]

I will be spending a bit of time in Ballarat over the next few weeks.

Any recommendations where one can get an ok service without being requested $50 for a fully clothed handy.

Recommendations would be appreciated.

Pedro.

[Engine Driver]

Have a look at this place on google maps street view.

There is a sign in the front window for a Barrister and solicitor.

Same name as owner of shop.

Nothing like keeping the money in the family.

Good observation. The seemingly innocuous nail salon. Hahahaha. I remember that Saul Goodman operated his legal practice at the back of a Vietnamese nail salon too in Albuquerque NM, so this is the same successful business model right in Preston. Hahahaha. Sister Lena works as a hooker while the brother helps her hide the cash. All in the family. Got to love it.