Melbourne

[Curtains]

Also sick of Chinese, any other options out there. Filipino 's, indonesian that any one knows of.

Indonesian? Now I would like some of that action too.

[PeterHampton]

After reading all the reviews, I finally checked this joint out for myself. Rooms are pretty basic but the one I had did not smell bad. They had 3 girls on but I only met 2. Had a massage from viviene. A young, 20, slim Chinese chick. Small but pert salt lake cities, full bush and a tight box. Overall body is pretty good. Cost 60 crackers for 30 mins. The massage was good, I like it firm. She didn't speak much though, despite my efforts to make a conversation. She just seemed disinterested.

She let me touch her nips, bush too, but only a bit. Have had better hand jobs and she seemed a bit of an amatuer when it came to working my shaft. It didn't stop me from blowing my top though. Inquired about extras. She said she does them but I think it is only spanish. Also found the poster on the wall a bit amusing.

Pete

[Syphonoid]

Visited last night and finally fell victim to the smelly room and smelly girl. I asked to speak to the owner/manager, Chinese guy who couldn't have cared less, you find the providers (girls) vary so much. Didn't stay, and think I need to find somewhere else.

Also sick of Chinese, any other options out there. Filipino 's, indonesian that any one knows of.

[Syphonoid]

Currently working in the Preston area and wanted some afternoon relief today, looked in the local leader and there was a place advertised not far from high street. Rang promised younger ladies got there and there was the owner and a korean lady. Both mid 40s plus easily, when I asked about younger ladies was fed go home sick bullshit. When I was obviously leaving without purchasing extras offered. Unless you want the older asian not sure about this place. First try but not inclined to give it a go again.

[The Beginner]

Thanks for that Syphonoid - looks like I will have to let my fingers do the walking.

Any extra you could provide on which is the most upmarket of the knock shops?

Once again many thanks.

[Syphonoid]

As for as melbourne escorts, when you get here grab a copy of the yellow pages and their are heaps of ads, I havent used so much of these as I prefer rub and tug, makes me feel I am not cheating on the girlfriend. However I have been to numerous brothels in the past and a number of the city ones seemed to have ggod talent. Sorry having fucked australian women for most of my 35 years I am over them. Its been a long time since I did an aussie girl.

Strip joints. There are a number of venues in the king street area, The Mens Gallery, Bar 20, Spearmint Rhino, Goldfingers. All are look but no touch, occassionaly you can make a discrete arrangemnt with one of the girls but in my experience it takes more than one visit and a fair effort.

[Drfel]

Jane wearing tartan short skirt fishnets and no undies, slim, sexy and bald pussy. Sometimes you can get lucky, awesome BBBJ CIM, and I have had many to compare with. Michelle is also talented.

LE seems to have been strong lately, best results early hours.

[Shazzam]

Saw Lucy at WSX agree with other reports. I had a great time. Lot's of fun.

[The Beginner]

I am visiting Melbourne in the next couple of weeks and really hoping a few of the locals can help me out. Have been back over the recent Melbourne reports and most if not all of the action seems to be asian. Also did a google search on "Melbourne Escorts" and next to nothing came up.

My tastes run more to the blonde aussie/european look. Would any of you locals be kind enough to point me in the right direction for girls of this look.

What is the most upmarket establishment in Melbourne?

Also what is the best strip club in town and is there any action to be had in strip clubs?

Many thanks in anticipation

[Stewie Griffin]

I have been there several times and had a very good time (Haven't had Tara as I always go for Asian chicks). The Korean girls working there (daytime) give excellent service. And they smell good too. Best I had for a long time.

[Your Fantasy]

Last week I went to Oriental Orchids and it was probably the worst experience i've ever had! I went in there and for the intro I saw a few asian girls (not that attractive) and a spanish girl named Tara.

I chose the spanish girl Tara (made a big mistake!). She is really NASTY! her vagina smelled so bad (from 1 meter away) that I was about to puke. Made me wonder when was the last time she had a shower. I couldn't have sex with her since she smelled so bad and told her to just CBJ (with her vagina far enough to not be able smell). She offered BBBJ but I refused off course. It seems that she doesn't have showered between clients!

I was nice enough to not tell her about the smell (I think i shouldn't have).
If she got rid of the disgusting smell by having SHOWERS and shaving down there I might have went back to that place, but from that horrible experience I had, I will NEVER again go near that place (or near Tara for that matter).

Another place I'll never go back to is Moon Club. I went in with a asian girl named "Cindy". She is decent looking but she gave a really fast CBJ which made me cum quick. Since I was still wanted sex, she said she doesnt go for seconds and that I either get a massage or she was done!! Since I didnt want drama I just accepted the massage. She also needs to shave but at least she didn't smell bad.

Best experience i've had would probably be with Lucy from Westside X. She doesnt BBBJ or anything like that but still she is great. Oh and she doesn't smell bad and seems to be clean (has showers at least).

Anyway just wanted to warn you all about the 2 nasty experiences that I've had. I wish someone had warned me about Tara and her disgusting smell so I wouldnt waste the $120.

[Grind Ing]

Does anyone know of any black girls working in parlours around Melbourne?

[Paradox Aus]

I went to check out the action at Dendy today and got a private strip from a reasonable looking brunette. $40 for the strip, got to the room and she offered hand job for an extra $60. So I took up her offer.

Very lack luster strip job and a very rushed hand job, had to finish it off myself as she told me we where almost out of time. My opinion bad value for money.

[Shazzam]

Anyone come across cute early to mid 20's Italian or Greek looking girls working anywhere....some of the Collingwood places used to have some, but I haven't come across too many lately.....

[Syphonoid]

Not sure where you are from mate but perth is 4+hours flying time from Melbourne, might be worth trying the perth thread if their is any action there. Just some advice