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[Automated]

I went along to the massage place in the paramount centre. Like Royal City it includes sauna and spa in the $69 for 45 minute massage. For that price I figured it would include a nice hand job as well. But the woman asked for $50 for hand job. I said no thanks and she seemed to get pissed. The masage was good. Just like Royal City the woman at the front was young and cute.

[Willerd]

Does anyone know of good massage places in St.Albans area that may or do provide RnT?

I know there is one on Main Road East but not sure if they do RnT.

Havent been on the scene in while. The last place i went to was great with RnT + Oral and AR for only $60 for the half hour but this was near the city. Now Im looking for something a little closer to home.

Any hints or clues or details would be great!!!

[Engine Driver]

Local councils don't have the resources to monitor/inspect/shut down illegal RnT joints. There has been much press coverage lately about how Melbourne City Council has dropped the practice of hiring undercover investigators to test out illegal brothels. They are only concerned about massage parlours/brothels opening across the road from the local primary school, illegal brothels using bonded labour, or workers in violation of immigration regulations.

Besides, there is too much money to be made from issuing parking infringement notices.

[Syphonoid]

Good point by Rambis Youth, do you think authorities read these pages? maybe its better to use the private message service if addresses, phone numbers need to be shared.

[PeterHampton]

Went to joint in Bourke Street, upstairs. On Fri.

Stunning looking babe on the counter, 18 or so and absolutely hot.

Had a spa etc and was massaged by an older chick. She wanted 50 bucks for a happy eding. The massage was very good. Since it cost 70 to enter, I declined the hand job.

Had a suana as well, but this is not value for money. Won't be going back, unless the chick from the front desk starts earning a living doing rub and tugs.

I asked her at the end on my way out if she might reconsider doing massages. She smiled in a very sexy way but then said no!

Pete

[Rambis Youth]

Hi Guys,

Given that some of the places discussed here are illegal RNT places, perhaps it's better not to give their exact address to avoid them being shut down? Just a thought.

Cheers,

Rambis

[Syphonoid]

168 is the address. It seems a couple of people have had poor experiences there. I have been there about 6 times I would say. Luckily I havent had the stinky room, old lady or stinky bo girl.

I would suggest that for those who are after decent massages. Go to regular massage joints. Rub and tugs are rub and tugs for a reason. It is a hit and miss affair. Some of the girls give decent massages and some are shite. Mind you if you go there and she has been rubbing and tugging for hours she is likely to be buggered and give a poor performance.

Some also respond to friendly banter and discussion and seem to respond to that. Me I like the rub and tugs, the brothel types to me seem a little reticent to do rub and tugs. They prefer the $$$$ involved in fs.

Anyway each to their own. I have been meaning to try the Thai Place in Lygon Street and report but havent had a chance.

[Engine Driver]

Syphonoid

Sounds good.
What is the street number for Burwood Road or do you know any landmark buildings near by? Burwood Road is a long strip.

[Curtains]

I have visited Ying twice since reading reports here and each time I took the $60 naked massage with happy ending.

The first time was a Friday evening a few weeks ago and I had a short Chinese uni student named Elizabeth. Her massage was ordinary, more like a gentle wipe. Her hand relief made up for it however. She let me touch her and suck her nipples.

I returned a week later on a Saturday evening about 6pm and asked for Jane as I wanted a proper massage (as well as the happy ending). I had read here that although she was in her 30's she knew how to massage. She was booked out for about two hours - very popular.

I was then given the option of either Bella or a new girl that started that day named Kate. Bella was available first so I went with her.

Bella got naked and asked me to lie down on the massage bed, the type with a hole to put your face into. I did as she asked but after a few moments I could smell stale cigarette smoke. I looked closer at the bed and realised there was no fresh towel at the head end. The smell was coming from the bed itself. The smell was obviously a mix of sweat from previous clients and my head was resting in this. I immediately felt put off. When Bella asked me to turn over I could smell bad B.O. I thought it was me but it was her! She said she had been working there since 11am. Don’t wait to be told you need Palmolive gold! I then hurried her up and finished the job under 15 minutes. I felt a bit ill and wanted to get out of there.

The place is not so clean but for $60 what do you expect?

I won't be back there in a hurry anyway.

[Beatdis]

After all the reports tried out 168 Burwood Rd Hawthorn this avo, about 2pm. Door opened by young cute asian chick, shown to room, and I thought "nice one", door closes, and then in walks her mum. Not ugly but clearly older asian woman in slacks and a jumper which she left on! Anyway she told me get undressed, and she beagn a weak, pinching sort of massage which was hopeless. When I asked her to do it harder, she did for about 2 strokes then back to weak massage. I thought "what a dud", then of course her mobile rang, so she stopped, unzipped it, took it out and answered it! She chatted away for a minute or so, then came back for 1 minute of bad massage, then "you turn over". She then asked if I wanted (wanking motion with her hand), of course I said yes. She then lubed up the old fella and once I finally got hard she started ripping off sheets of toilet paper and putting them on my belly which she then caught the load in! Luckily her HJ technique was firm and fast, otherwise I would have walked out. Whole thing over in 15mins, damage $60. Shame, it seems it may be better to go there once uni's out for the day, or just avoid altogether (or see Tiffany at Duke St, or one of the cuties from Barabings for a proper nude massage and HJ), yet another asian ripoff joint.complete waste of time and money (CWOTAM. A new mnemonic for this site).

[Syphonoid]

Just got home from an adventure after work, met another Chinese girl named vivianne (not sure if thats how you spell it). Had the $60 rub and tug special. Nice medium massage and chatty girl. Typically Chinese body. When it came to the tug she asked me to show her how to do it. Not very experienced she said. Has a Chinese boyfriend who apparantly doesnt like to play (don't you love it). Anyway think I will visit her again to continue her education. Touching allowed but no extras discussed. Works a couple of days a week and is in last year of university degree. This is certainly a place for those who like asian. Chinese university types.

[Engine Driver]

A new Chinese run RnT joint has just opened in North Balywn on the corner of Burke and Doncaster Roads.

Cost is $70 for 1-hour and they advertise as 'aromotherapy massage', although I couldn't detect neither aroma nor therapy there!! Not an oil burner in sight. Take my advice - give this place a big miss. Waste of time and money. These entreprenerial Chinese haven't got a clue about customer service - they think we aussies are a bunch of idiots who just happily hand over cash.

Pathetic, uninterested, limp wristed massage given by some Chinese student, just off the boat. No doubt studying some dodgy university course just to get her PR stamp. She was quite pretty, but didn't know the first thing about massage. After about 50 minutes, another older, UGLY looking Chinese woman comes in and starts playing with my cock from under the towel without even asking! Pretty looking bird then leaves - I guess she only does the rub part, not the tug. Older woman says I can play with her tits for $20 while she wanks me off. She then lifts up her top to reveal an UGLY pair and goes and helps herself to the $20 sitting on top of my clothes (given as change from $100). All this while, I haven't said a word. Very mechanical hand job proceeds to conclusion and she then cleans me up. Older woman then leaves the room. Young bird then re-enters and does five more minutes of 'massage' before telling me it is over.

All up damage was $90 - lesson learned.

[Engine Driver]

I have read many good reports about Veronica and I finally got my chance to try her out this week. She is very popular ( I can understand why) and is often booked out.

Veronica is a HK Chinese lady, maybe mid-late 40's, quite tall with long black hair. OK English.

POSITIVES - superb BBBJCIM with an excellent deep throat technique, good all-over body licking with enthusiastic AR, long nipples, extremely friendly and accommodating and as much DFK as you can handle. Doesn't ask for any extra cash.

NEGATIVES - fairly small tits, a bit too skinny (quite bony), not much arse, hairy pussy, too much fake moaning and groaning which put me off and an unusual cyst or some other growth protruding from her perineum. This is quite a turnoff, especially during doggy - I had to roll over and ask for more oral because I couldn't bear looking at that thing.

Would I see her again - probably not.

[PeterHampton]

You guys are brave.

You might wake up one day and your dick will fall off.

You guys do know that STDs are highly contagious and can be passed by bodyily fluids. Unprotected head jobs and carpet licking are a monty.

Good Luck.

Hope you now a good gyno!

Rub and tugs for me.

Peter

[Shazzam]

Visited Warner St Huntingdale last Friday night from Hermie's earlier report. Neither Lee or Jessie were working. I was met by a friendly female manager who introduced me to 4 Asian girls.

Chose Rita from Bangkok. OK English, mid 20's, tanned, long hair and pierced nose. Everything I like in a thai girl. Really beautiful face and body. Nice clean rooms. $120 for 30 mins.

After a quick shower, Rita came in and proceeded to lick and touch me all over. Fake tits, but luckily, an ok boob job. Not too hard. Anyway, she ended up with her pussy above my face so I started to lick and finger away. She loves it, especially when she laid on her back on the bed. CBJ followed, then 69 then sex in multi positions. No lube needed which is always a good sign.

Anyway, time was running out so I finished with a dump on her tits.

Really surprisingly good time as i'd never known of this place, but it seems the girls are ok with the extras at no charge.