Melbourne

[Joffa]

Gidday guys just wondering if anyone knows of older say 50+ ladies out there cheers.

[Bell 37]

candy club seems to have gone asian and so should i have. line up was pretty good. koreans, chinese and (looked like vietnamese) and one aussie. don't really know what possessed me, but i chose the aussie. there was something nice and cheeky in her intro that overrode a 6 in the face and a 3 in the body (although she did have huge tits). she said all the right things; kissing, touching, up for anything, fun and sensuous, all included, etc.

paid my dues and was shown to a room downstairs. first clue: said it was my first time downstairs and she said 'all the other rooms were busy' when in fact none of the girls was busy.

in the room she messed around with towels and stuff, but did nothing to the bed and left with a comment about a tip! should have left there and then.

comes back and returns to mucking around with towels, her hair, and stuff to waste time. tries to avoid kissing by pulling back and then saying 'lips only'. probably for the best as she stinks of smoke. tried some more lips only kissing and cuddling, stroking; 'don't do that you'll stretch my dress' wtf i was only caressing on the outside!

she backs off and takes of all her clothes with the same sensuality and sex appeal of someone going to the doctor with hideous illness. despite her plus size body which has bright red stretch marks all over it, optimism kicks and i figure they can't all be beauty queens and she may be fun in the sack (remember the cute, cheeky intro i say to myself).

but then it hits me, the smell. bo, something stale and [CodeWord109]! what little wood i had disappears, again i think i'll call it quits but hope springs eternal and i go for some finger action. this seem to hit the spot with her at least. she's lying like a starfish on the bed and telling me make her come. nice challenge that i enjoy for a couple of minutes and, becuase she is doing absolutely nothing for me, the true hideousness of it all hits me. no eye contact, no hand contact (when i put my dick in her hand she gives it a pat and moves to my balls, pleasant enough, but hardly pse let alone gfe). she asks for daty, normally my favourite, but i can't stomach the smell.

it gets worse. don't really want stay, but i don't go figuring a bad time is better than no time at all. but really. this is ridiculous; 'not like that, like this', 'that's ok, that hurts', 'what are you doing now' and other endearments makes it truly hard and i sadly i don't mean my dick which is smarter than me and decides to hide.

finally, she cums, full flush, laboured breathing and all and says 'ok you can fuck me now'. not really shakespeare, but what the hell, if i can only get it up, it might be ok. after all the smell has either decreased or i've gotten used to it. i try to get hard, but its not really working. i suggest bj, but she says 'i can't when its soft! '.

she asks me what i like. i suggest some dirty talk and she says she'll listen for free, but if i want her to say anything it'll cost!

i try some more, don't get anywhere and decide to call it a night and cut my losses. this offends jane and she say we should try more. she does a reasonable hj and is at it for quite a while, but some how her innane chat about her day and my day somehow doesn't add to the atmosphere.

finally i take matters in my own hand and after a bit of effort and quite a few requests for some eye contact (i get about 3 secs for each request) i come on her huge tits.

then, to make the night truly memorable, she asks for a tip. when i look at her in disbelief, she gives me some bullshit story about rent, and money problems.

while dressing she tells me shes bummed because the next punter is a regular, two hours and he's boring and overwieght and not her type! wtf.

anyway i get out of there asap.

to add insult to injury i passed up on rebecca at grosvenor early that night, becuase i want something new and dirtier. well i got dirtier, but not the sexy kind.

stay safe

ltb

a horror tale to say the least. my dealings with this victoria st place go back to the mid 1980's when it was the spa and sauna venue. run by rodney who i think aspired to have something like the german fkk clubs. you paid $60 for an hour and a half and had the use of the spa, sauna and the company of the nude ladies. then there was a complimentary massage with extras available at an extra price. he then got a brothel licence and full service was available officially.

rodney was a very well hung exhibitionist and used to do live sex shows with his girl friends and sometimes the working ladies. he ran swingers parties there and at his house next door.

the website still promotes these live sex shows but a couple of months ago when i was passing on the scheduled night and called in and found they were no longer on. chinese manager said did i want to see the ladies. they were all chinese except for a pleasant and very busty young australian gorl jamie who offered kissing and full body contact massage with a discount from full service price. i decided to book her but the manager would not discount the full service price even though jamie was happy to reduce her part so i left. i realised afterwards that jamie was a stripper from the crazy horse cinema that i once had a private show with. certainly had the best boobs one can imagine. said she was a business studies student and that next time i saw her there would be more extras on offer.

sounds a lot like jane but i am sure a different girl. i thought about going back when jamie was on but it is a bit out of my area so have not got around to it.

[Victorian]

Hi Eric
I haven't seen Sonya, but I'm also a fan of Chinese R&T

Can you describe Sonya in as much detail as possible so if I or the other punters come across her we will know it's her and then let you know.
Cheers

I do not know where Sonya is working. However she has not returned to China. I am informed she has a new job.Also I am informed she is providing her usual menu for some lucky members and/or lurkers of this Forum. If this information is correct, it is disappointing that this Forum is not being kept informed. Engine Driver and other members discovered and reported about Sonya last year. It is only fair that others now informed return the favour.
Meanwhile for those of us who are uninformed maybe she has a new name? ? Also maybe the search should be extendend beyond ASP's ? ?
To those who are able bodied, I wish you good hunting ! !

ET

[Eric Tile]

I do not know where Sonya is working. However she has not returned to China. I am informed she has a new job.Also I am informed she is providing her usual menu for some lucky members and/or lurkers of this Forum. If this information is correct, it is disappointing that this Forum is not being kept informed. Engine Driver and other members discovered and reported about Sonya last year. It is only fair that others now informed return the favour.
Meanwhile for those of us who are uninformed maybe she has a new name? ? Also maybe the search should be extendend beyond ASP's ? ?
To those who are able bodied, I wish you good hunting ! !

ET

[Littlepalms]

Have been a bit slow in getting this report done. Few weeks back, I went to the Para and booked a massage with Tammy. Fairly young girl but my excitement died there. She put a towel over me and then continued to try and tear my muscles apart. I don't mind a hard massage but when you rub the sam point for 5 minutes, it goes from numb to painful. No offer or hint of anything extra and to be honest I wasn't in the mood after the pounding.

As I was leaving I made comment to the receptionist, and booked another massage for later that evening to repair the damage done. I remembered reading about Janet and thought I would give her a go. Was one of the best decisions in a while. Not only a fantastic massage but she also reached under and "adjusted" during the course of the massage. She is an attractive lady with a great personality. English was ok but we still had a laugh trying to understand each other. Worth a try.

[Handy1]

Dropped into Scott St yesterday for a R&T.

The WL is quite old (not an issue for me), the massage was pretty ordinary, but the remainer of the service was sensational.

After a bit of teasing, she started to play with my balls whilst reaching underneath to take hold of my cock. Next thing I know she has left the balls and started with some interesting anal massage. With only the mildest encouragement, in no time at all she was finger fucking me whilst still teasing the old fella!!

Flip time: with a finger still firmly inserted a super cbj followed to completion.

Definately one of the best cums in a long time.

Recap - Not pretty

- Older WL
- Into a bit of light kinky play

All up for me 8/10

Damage $65

Handy1

[Crewman]

Today's (3rd June) Whitehorse Leader has a front page story (it's on the website as well) about an illegal brothel/massage parlour being shut down. It was operating at 411 Burwood Hwy Vermont South. The council hired two private investigators to expose "Yang's Chinese Massage Clinic", but the owner, who still has another place in Hawthorn (which was fined in 2007), may escape prosecution.

I can't recall Yang's getting a mention here, so I wonder what lead the council to investigate it and not all the other AMPs in the area?

[Chang Abula]

There is nothing wrong with the chit chat

it does not stop the reporters from the field posting their reports.So keep it up.

anyway did try Union Rd today.Different girl today.Certainly not a stunner,actually I thought she was the receptonist, she looking the way she did.

Great massage,very good.I needed it though with my back playing up recently.

The only thing you had to close your eyes and imagine some dream girl of yours was playing with your member.She was not a looker.I have to stress this if this report is to be of any help to anyone.

Great massage,friendly and looked like she enjoyed making men happy.If you want looks she isn't the one.Christine is her name and she says she works at different places.

Also in the other room one girl was either getting or giving the full service.Whatever.She was not silent with "screams" of joy.

[Valkyrie]

Ouch! Thats quite a whack Curtain. I do understand your point of the critics need to be backed up by evidence though.

Seems like lack of recent FL just proven how hard credit crunch hit.

Adios

[Curtains]

I dont know about most of you guys but i am getting jack of members using this forum for idle banter that really of of no interest to the majority.

Most of us just want good accurate reports and assesments.

If you want to communicate with eachother then there are places you can go for that.

Cheers

Agree with you Flatback.
Now when are we going to see a contribution from you?
There hasn't been much of one so far in your 10 posts on here!

[Fergie1]

Has anyone seen or heard of Sonya's wherabouts?

[Flatback]

I dont know about most of you guys but i am getting jack of members using this forum for idle banter that really of of no interest to the majority.

Most of us just want good accurate reports and assesments.

If you want to communicate with eachother then there are places you can go for that.

Cheers

[Asian Crazy]

Called into the Swan at Richmond for a quick r&t Friday went into the room and Win walks in. Win worked with Anny at Tiffs. Stunning young woman, great body, tits to die for, she is just beautiful.

The only thing wrong is she gives the worst r&t in Melbourne. She said she was only filling in for someone for the day, don't know if true. Even though she is great to look at, her service is shit. Won't see her again.

[Eric Tile]

And you sound like Sam Kekovich!

Bugger ! ! You have blown my cover.

Sam

[Curtains]

LTB

It appears you love a challenge. Clearly you are not a quitter. You have extraordinary stamina and endurance. Also you pay impeccable attention to detail and the one-percenters. You should be coaching Richmond.

ET

And you sound like Sam Kekovich!