Melbourne

[Cotos]

Make that a Proud old Aussie prostitute user, thank you very much. LOL.

Been at it for 35 years and haven't been caught yet. Have loved every minute of it.

Haha, all good ED. I'm not far behind you.

[TD1340]

Haha good on you mate, I still think that living in Melbourne is better in most other aspects. From what I've heard almost everything else is more expensive in Sydney, I guess that I may have heard wrong. At $50 bucks those non-greedy masseuses must make great use of the dough they make.

Prices are dropping in Frankston 90 min now $100 used to be $110 at a semi regular haunt. A lot of shops in the area so I guess it's competition.

[TD1340]

Recently went to my semi regular haunt in Frankston for my usual 90 min visit and was advised they had dropped the price from $110 to $100 no complaints I guess because of a lot of competition in the area.

[Pakaya29]

Hi guys,

Does anyone know if the massage parlour on Mt. Pleasant road nunawading is still there. There was a great masseuse called Bella there. She gave the best service ever. I haven't been there for a while. But I rang the old number I had and it seemed to have been disconnected. I don't know a new management has taken over or they've closed down. Anyone has any news on that shop or Bella if she works at a different massage shop? Cheers in advance guys.

[Engine Driver]

Old Aussie prostitute user pontificates about the moral compass of Chinese women. LOL. Comedy gold.

Make that a Proud old Aussie prostitute user, thank you very much. LOL.

Been at it for 35 years and haven't been caught yet. Have loved every minute of it.

[Dodgy Asian]

Good on you Sir. You showed remarkable discipline. If there were more punters like you, the greedy masseuses would have to reset their expectations.

FWIW, in Sydney a $50 tip will get you a nude body slide, access to all areas and a HJ. On many times I've been able to munch on her pussy while she's jerking me off. But you can only do that in the morning as by the afternoon, it won't be that fresh.

Haha good on you mate, I still think that living in Melbourne is better in most other aspects. From what I've heard almost everything else is more expensive in Sydney, I guess that I may have heard wrong. At $50 bucks those non-greedy masseuses must make great use of the dough they make.

[Backbell11]

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[FenceJumper]

"No matter what the flower is called it would still smell good".

"By any other name".

[Cotos]

I often wondered how these Chinese women straight out of China are so open about sex, are so upfront and have no qualms about the work they do. It's probably because they grew up in a god less society and their moral compass points a different direction to ours.

Old Aussie prostitute user pontificates about the moral compass of Chinese women. LOL. Comedy gold.

[Cotos]

They're the union rules. Lucky Short Ass Bill didn't get in otherwise it would be $40 extra on Sundays.

Being a self employed sole trader union rules have nothing to do with what she wants to charge. And unfortunately we have Mr happy clappy the Pentecostal god bothered as PM. I'm just waiting for him to start speaking in tongues at one of his press conferences, although it's hard to tell with the gibberish coming out of his gob. On the positive side the providers we use may have to reconsider their pricing once the Liberal led recession starts to bite in 6 months time. For those of us who are gainfully employed and the well healed boomers with their fingers in the government till via franking credits things could be looking up in this regard.

[Chaos1980]

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[Engine Driver]

I had this day planned all week.

All in all a bit of a disappointment but it was a afternoon out and about forgetting lifes issues and finishing off with a pizza and Jim Beam.

Good on you Sir. You showed remarkable discipline. If there were more punters like you, the greedy masseuses would have to reset their expectations.

FWIW, in Sydney a $50 tip will get you a nude body slide, access to all areas and a HJ. On many times I've been able to munch on her pussy while she's jerking me off. But you can only do that in the morning as by the afternoon, it won't be that fresh.

[FenceJumper]

All in all a bit of a disappointment but it was a afternoon out and about forgetting lifes issues and finishing off with a pizza and Jim Beam.

You would be a lot more disappointed if you had allowed them to rip you off. Well done on standing your ground. There are plenty of GVFM gems out there who are worthy of your custom.

Good luck.

[OlderPlayer]

I had this day planned all week.

First to get some manscaping done at Oakliegh then a Lomi Lomi massage in Dandenong.

5 minutes into the waxing I am asked if I want to stay for Massage and I answered maybe.

Almost done with the wax and harder than Japanese arithmetic the waxer ask if I want HJ $30 and for $50 I can touch her but only through her cloths.

I counter with $20.

No was her reply so I said "oh well that's $20 you don't make today" Got dressed and headed off to my next appointment the Lomi Lomi massage.

I have had several Lomi Lomi massages so I know what I should be getting.

$75 = 45 min.

In to the room and greeted with the NO SEX sign and told to undress and Lay down I did ask again and explained Lomi Lomi is not done on towels The Aussie ML left and 5 minutes latter another ML came in not asian but from a European country.

I again told her Lomi lomi and with this she pulled the towels off the table and ask me to lay down.

It was a average massage not even getting close to the lomi lomi I get in Blackburn North.

It did not have the long flowing under body strokes that should have been done.

There was no flip but she did lean in close and asked if I wanted anything else.

She offered HJ for $50 or naked for $100.

I had to ask twice and I said no.

She wiped me down with a small hot towel and then she left me to clean myself up.

All in all a bit of a disappointment but it was a afternoon out and about forgetting lifes issues and finishing off with a pizza and Jim Beam.

[OlderPlayer]

For a first timer here, you are asking a lot. LOL. If you contribute a few reports, then take out membership, people are more likely to PM you with contacts.

Thanks ED.

You beat me to it.