Melbourne

[Anthony777]

Do girls from the Philippines require visas to get into Australia for a week? I am going on a work trip from the USA there and would like to bring a girl with me. The Aussie brothels in Melbourne failed to impress me last time.

Yes,

Don't quote me, but from memory they can get a tourist visa for 3, 6, or up to 12 months.

[Jono Lee]

Last week I joined the masses and checked out Viewpoint. The massage was quite good without being outstanding, but the HJ finish was great. Judging by the posts on this site it is becoming a massively popular place and they usually ask how you found it, please do NOT say you found it on the internet. I know this should be obvious but someone is bound to spill the beans.

Who did you see? Ratings on looks, body and service?

[Member #4643]

Do girls from the Philippines require visas to get into Australia for a week? I am going on a work trip from the USA there and would like to bring a girl with me. The Aussie brothels in Melbourne failed to impress me last time.

[Loveit]

Just read Keeniu's report and at least some things have not changed. Only ever had 1 good girl here, a Chinese girl, mid-20's nurse. No longer working. Other punts I've had here have been terrible. Try romantics in brunswick. Always a great service.

[Tim Stevens]

I have had them play with my privates at Holiday Calm, and run their hand along my butt crack.

Does moving parts around while they prepare to rip the hair off them count?

Has the festive season left you bored, depressed and broke? Down to your last $50 and desperately needing some cheap entertainment? Well, here are some tips to brighten up your day and to get some mileage from that last remaining yellow note in your wallet.

1. Barabings. 100 Johnson Street, Collingwood. Well, you'll need slightly more than $50 to participate here. $54 to be exact. This sum will buy you a 15 minute RnT from a caucasian woman who will do a nude body slide and will give you a sensual HJ. They have nice clean showers and fresh linen as well. A world away from your regular PRC run rip-off joint. No chance of contracting conjunctivitis or other nasties from the towels here.

2. Club Striptease. 7 Kipling Street (rear entrance) , Richmond. $50 here will get you a 15 minute nude lap dance from a hot chick of your choice. Touching of her breasts and ass is OK, but not pussy. If you've found some extra money in your car ashtray, you can ask for a few extras. Otherwise, its DIY hand relief while fondling the chick's ass and tits. Now there's something mildly erotic about jacking off in front of a hot chica without the fear of being arrested.

3. Holiday Calm. 178 Warrigal Road, Oakleigh. Your last $50 will get you a 1-hour massage from an Asian student here with absolutely no massage skills. Every time I go there, Helen's empire seems to be growing all the time with more and more rooms being added. Obviously many people are enjoying being 'massaged' by a young Asian girl with absolutely no massage skills. The only problem with Holiday Calm is that it's strictly business and offers no extras. Many punters have tried and tried but have gotten nowhere. You will need to drive home with a severe case of blue balls and hope your missus is in a good mood after a day of post-Christmas shopping with your credit card. You might get lucky at home!

[Tigerlily]

Heads up, fellow punters. Jessica will be heading overseas soon (12 January to be exact) possibly for good. Head down to The Rose if you like to have a farewell shag with her.

If you don't know Jessica, she is a PRC, friendly and a MILF. She has big boobs, curves and is trimmed. She definitely is not the typical 23-year old ultra slim Korean. She gives an excellent sloppy BBBJ. No AR or CIM though. Overall, she gives an above average service and is well worth a visit.

[Keeniu]

This one is a goody. Never a dud. Used to go to Westminster St, but they upped prices to uncomfortable levels.

Mind you over New year, the their door bell was ringing every 5 minutes with only 4-5 girls on = long wait times.

Still my fave. My figuring is 3. 5 stars, but the attitude here, is pleasing, so repeat business and a keeper. Go Misty.

[Keeniu]

Warning: Avoid this Brothel. They short time you and and based on my experience today, a 2 star place at best.

It is a complete rip off and the manager today, failed to resolve a totally unsatisfactory non-massage where the girl (Ella) did not touch me at all other than using one arm! Nope, taking off the bangles on the other arm was not needed. Not when I was going to be done 'in 5 minutes' Refused to massage, told me to 'come quickly' and told me we would not be going 30 minutes. Said she only agreed to 15 minutes (I do not speak Chinese). I told them I was going to review them on the internet, and follow up, as the smart phone game addicted manager told me whats wrong with 15-20 minutes!

The Establishment Details:fareasternrelaxation PCA: 6143b.

Far Eastern Relaxation Centre – 77 Racecourse Road North Melbourne. Massage 30 Minutes. $65,

FS: Rates: 30 min = $105, 45 min = $160, 60 min = $190. Address: 77 Racecourse Road North Melbourne.

AT all costs, avoid until they learn and adjust. Rip-off place, and especially do not opt for a $65 massage, which could be truthfully described a one armed 10 minute hand job with no massage. How does one complain to the licencing authorities about this? It should be taken as this is the most unsatisfactory and outrageous event in 4 years of punting.

Claim ""Far Eastern Relaxation is a 5 star exotic massage parlour and boutique brothel in Melbourne's inner city " Actual: From the Room, sheets and towels and decor, and sharp practices. It is 2 star.

Claim: A range of services ensure that you receive full & tailored attention.

Reality: If $65 for purported 30 minute massage a 10 minute one handed handjob where the Ella flat out told me there is no massage, no undressing, no touching, no bodyslide. Full attention to taking money.

While this place is a dud, I will post on another that is not.

[Zeke71]

Lads,

Those of you who used to visit funinaustralia may remember me, I mainly contributed to the RnT invite forum. I'm happy to post my experiences and do the hard yards before being trusted, also happy to give details to the 'older' posters.

I'll start of with Collins st, which is seeing a lot of action lately.

First. 178. I've only had a standard massage at this place, can't give any more info.

233. Upstairs, the girl comes down to get you, they currently advertise in gumtree I think. There's 4 or 5 girls who work here and they specialise in Lomi. I've had the pleasure of 4 of them, had a couple of doubles as well. Very, very good massage but sadly no extras. Good looking girls too, most do the lomi in a bikini. I love these girls and it's a tragedy that they don't do any extras.

325. Typical Asian joint, advertise in the CW and L. Always have 2 girls on and generally one will go the further mile and one won't.

Opposite Southern Cross station. Very similar to 325, advertise in both the CW and the leader.

Cheers, happy to answer any queries.

[Grrrr]

Last week I joined the masses and checked out Viewpoint. The massage was quite good without being outstanding, but the HJ finish was great. Judging by the posts on this site it is becoming a massively popular place and they usually ask how you found it, please do NOT say you found it on the internet. I know this should be obvious but someone is bound to spill the beans.

[Witchdong]

Engine Driver, my post was actually a deliberate copy of the riddlespeak that some of your senior colleagues consistently deliver on here. I wondered how long it would take for a reaction such as yours and I also wonder if I was a senior member would you have been so irritated by it or would it have been acceptable to you? I'm surprised that you haven't been similarly outraged by other members' previous posts because there are a lot of them on here.

Switched was smart enough to see where I was coming from, you weren't.

As for LuckyDeano, you post this brown nosed dribble "Totally agree Engine driver, lets all share our stories both good and bad, isn't that was this site is all about?" yet I don't see any identifying information in your previous post about the place you went to in Footscray. Is that called shooting yourself in the foot or is it just called being a sheep?

Sounds like you're fanning flame wars. Ultimately some people are more cautious than others. We've all experienced places closing down and a rash of bookings after a good report. Whether this is due to something posted on this forum we'll never know unless somebody comes forward and says I lurk here just to make your life difficult.

In your report, nice as it was, I couldn't see any riddlespeak or clues but maybe I'm stupid. I didn't see any chick names or suburbs or areas or anything that could relate to roads / streets that I know about. Maybe you could write something about the benefits of getting agro?

[OnlyAGame]

I'm just wondering what the point of your post is? No names of the places visited, no addresses, no names of the girls seen. You expecting us to solve the mystery? There's only about a 100 places in the 'south east'.

This is not just a forum to boast of your sexual conquests. It's about how we can share pussy and share information. So why don't we use the forum for the purpose for which it was created?

Engine Driver, my post was actually a deliberate copy of the riddlespeak that some of your senior colleagues consistently deliver on here. I wondered how long it would take for a reaction such as yours and I also wonder if I was a senior member would you have been so irritated by it or would it have been acceptable to you? I'm surprised that you haven't been similarly outraged by other members' previous posts because there are a lot of them on here.

Switched was smart enough to see where I was coming from, you weren't.

As for LuckyDeano, you post this brown nosed dribble "Totally agree Engine driver, lets all share our stories both good and bad, isn't that was this site is all about?" yet I don't see any identifying information in your previous post about the place you went to in Footscray. Is that called shooting yourself in the foot or is it just called being a sheep?

[Engine Driver]

Where are all the caucasian girls these days seems to be less of them everytime.

Rangler, you raise a very good point. Everyone knows the answer. The reason you don't see too many white caucasian women in the sex industry nowadays is because Australia as a whole has become a lot more prosperous. With unemployment running at a low of 5 percent, there is no longer any economic necessity for white women to go into the trade. No one becomes a prostitute because they want to. There has been a huge increase in migration from Asia over the past 20 years. The only people going into the trade are poor Asian students who need to pay their $15K annual college fees or new Asian arrivals with limited English skills preventing them from entering the mainstream workforce. A good sex worker would make around $1000 / day cash (20 punters a day) which is 10 times more than they can make a day at a Chinese restaurant.

I remember about 20 to 25 years ago in Melbourne and Sydney when every RnT joint or brothel was full of nice, young caucasian women. Times were tougher then with high unemployment and high interest rates.

[Rangler]

I would like to share my recent experience at Westide x and if anyone else has been on the end of it.

After the intro and being on the end of 90% asians I decided their wasnt anything that appealed and as I walked out I was on the end of stupid remarks, comments and giggling from the women as I walked out right in front of the receptionist, is the management blind to the goings on and take that as a norm.

Where are all the caucasian girls these days seems to be less of them everytime.

[Germinator]

3. Holiday Calm. 178 Warrigal Road, Oakleigh. Your last $50 will get you a 1-hour massage from an Asian student here with absolutely no massage skills. Every time I go there, Helen's empire seems to be growing all the time with more and more rooms being added. Obviously many people are enjoying being 'massaged' by a young Asian girl with absolutely no massage skills. The only problem with Holiday Calm is that it's strictly business and offers no extras. Many punters have tried and tried but have gotten nowhere. You will need to drive home with a severe case of blue balls and hope your missus is in a good mood after a day of post-Christmas shopping with your credit card. You might get lucky at home!

Whilst you are correct that it's a strictly run business there has been a few ladies willing to provide a more complete ending. The boss eventually either sets them straight or weeds them out which is somewhat hypocritical of her.

The lyrics of a Midnight Oil song had the words "Short memory, must have a, Short memory" come to mind and I wonder if the boss has ever heard of it?

Some ladies will rub and tickle the nuts for you if you are into the do it yourself finishes and happen to be a regular but lets face it most of the ladies there can't really massage. It's no worse though than some places who charge $70 for an hours massage. The 2 ladies for an hour at $80 has some appeal for a lot of customers but the boss is very good at making sure one of the girls is a clueless newbie.

It's clean, friendly and doesn't break the bank but it's as far from a decent RnT joint as you will find. If some pretty young ladies in nice uniforms giving you a $50 for 55 minute massage is your thing then this place is ideal. If you are expecting more then you might be disappointed.