Melbourne

[SuperDong]

I found this place via WeChat under "Massage Therapy" with some kinky pictures. The quoted price is $80 for 1 HR of massage and it's in Abbottsford. I'll check it out tomorrow and will report back.

[Aussie Joe]

Went to this place yesterday. It's located diagonally opposite Red Rooster on Waverley Rd East Malvern.

Was greeted by a tall, above average looking Chinese girl in her mid-late 20's.

After she ushered me into the room, I noticed that the cloth they put over the massage table had what looked like lots of cum stains on it.

I asked her to lay down a fresh new cloth, which she did. Interestingly, I arrived shortly after they opened, so they hadn't bothered to change the cloth from yesterday!

Shortly after I took my gear off and lay on the table, the girl who I assumed was the one who first greeted me and took me into the room, had now been replaced by a short, round & plain faced girl with an obese body named Yoka.

This pissed me off, but I didn't let it show and was polite to the girl. To her credit, her massage was pretty good, but she had absolutely ZERO sex appeal, so I didn't get any message sent from my brain to my dick. She did ask me if I wanted my dick massaged, but I declined the offer.

Total damage $45 for 30 minutes. I don't think I'll return, because the decent looking girl only works at reception and I felt that I was duped into believing that she was the one who would do the massage. Lesson learned. From now on, where ever I go, I'll make sure to ask the girl who takes me to the room whether she will be the one who will give me the massage.

[Sucxx]

3 Lawrence St, Blackburn VIC 3130.

Only young girls there, below the average massage quality and put up ADs on the leader. Ring all the bells yet they don't give any extras!

Also realized there's no wall but thin curtain between each massage table.

Kinda interesting place. They have Japanese, not SEA girls pretend to be Japanese, & Chinese girls and seems like shuffle staffs every day or so with their kew store.

Wonder anyone actually received something else apart from poor massage.

[Stykler]

I gave it on good authority that a certain council that starts with K and ends with nox is looking very seriously at the Indian shops in Boronia and Bayswater. Unless you want your face on the front page of The Leader I suggest you stay away until after they have been raided.

Good intel.

[ThePunter]

Good on ya mate! The guy who runs the shop in Boronia and probably Glen Waverley is a dirty, stinking, sleazy & creepy Indian character. He has lots of fake ads on Locanto, so watch out. Even if the girls he has are good looking (which they aren't as far as I've seen), how can you fully relax with this creep sitting outside the room? Don't give them any business. Absolute waste of time and money!

I gave it on good authority that a certain council that starts with K and ends with nox is looking very seriously at the Indian shops in Boronia and Bayswater. Unless you want your face on the front page of The Leader I suggest you stay away until after they have been raided.

[Aussie Joe]

This place is a total waste of time, this particular woman was at 104 Boronia Rd when the shop opened and I happened to meet her, same sort of thing, anyway more recently the place in Bayswater advertised saying Indian & Sri Lankan girl working, I made an appointment to see the Sri Lankan girl, when I showed up I see this same Indian woman, I ask for the Sri Lankan woman and she tells me she is Sri Lankan, I cracked it, I told her you are not Sri Lankan, you are Indian, she did not know what to do, I walked away and told her don't waste our time (I did report on that at the time) They advertise as in Glen Waverley & Boronia, all they want is to take the money. Watch out. Ausmann.

Good on ya mate! The guy who runs the shop in Boronia and probably Glen Waverley is a dirty, stinking, sleazy & creepy Indian character. He has lots of fake ads on Locanto, so watch out. Even if the girls he has are good looking (which they aren't as far as I've seen), how can you fully relax with this creep sitting outside the room? Don't give them any business. Absolute waste of time and money!

[Aussie Joe]

Hi ET,

By "high quality", I'm assuming you are a seeking a genuine massage in nice surroundings with absolutely no prospect of a HJ. If that is the case, I can recommend the Thai joint (Miracle 19) at 110 Auburn Road, Hawthorn. Been there many times and the girls are properly trained and do a good job.

LOL. My golden rule of thumb is if you want a decent massage, but not much chance of any extras, stick to the Thai joints.

[Aussie Joe]

I was working near RMIT University and was browsing through my WeChat and found a Skin Care and other random good seller.

Had a feeling it was for a massage girl so I message them and they directed me to the 483 building. Directed me to the room up the lift, price was $100 for CBJ with FS. Girl was young, about 22 with a 7/10 body, 6/10 face.

WIR: Yes but will try out a different girl.

Been to this joint a few times. Very average looking girls, unfortunately so I've now chosen to give it a miss and look elsewhere.

[Eric Tile]

ED, Been down to 110 Auburn Road. Parking looks a problem. Where do you park? ET.

Hi ET,

By "high quality", I'm assuming you are a seeking a genuine massage in nice surroundings with absolutely no prospect of a HJ. If that is the case, I can recommend the Thai joint (Miracle 19) at 110 Auburn Road, Hawthorn. Been there many times and the girls are properly trained and do a good job.

[Engine Driver]

Thank you Engine Driver. You are spot on and a great supporter of this facility for many years. ET.

ET, you and me must be the amongst the few punters out there who like a proper massage without a release! As I get older, I no longer see the point in mixing the two (massage + HJ) for a hybrid solution. If I want sex, for not much more money, I prefer to go to a FS parlour. And in Melbourne and Sydney we are spoilt for choice.

[Eric Tile]

Thank you Engine Driver. You are spot on and a great supporter of this facility for many years. ET.

Hi ET, By "high quality", I'm assuming you are a seeking a genuine massage in nice surroundings with absolutely no prospect of a HJ. If that is the case, I can recommend the Thai joint (Miracle 19) at 110 Auburn Road, Hawthorn. Been there many times and the girls are properly trained and do a good job.

[Ausmann]

Hi Aukim9999, Which level was this on? Thanks Ausmann.

I was working near RMIT University and was browsing through my WeChat and found a Skin Care and other random good seller.

Had a feeling it was for a massage girl so I message them and they directed me to the 483 building. Directed me to the room up the lift, price was $100 for CBJ with FS. Girl was young, about 22 with a 7/10 body, 6/10 face.

WIR: Yes but will try out a different girl.

[Aukim9999]

I was working near RMIT University and was browsing through my WeChat and found a Skin Care and other random good seller.

Had a feeling it was for a massage girl so I message them and they directed me to the 483 building. Directed me to the room up the lift, price was $100 for CBJ with FS. Girl was young, about 22 with a 7/10 body, 6/10 face.

WIR: Yes but will try out a different girl.

[Engine Driver]

I need a high quality massage. Can anyone recommend a place in Hawthorn or nearby?

Eric Tile.

Hi ET,

By "high quality", I'm assuming you are a seeking a genuine massage in nice surroundings with absolutely no prospect of a HJ. If that is the case, I can recommend the Thai joint (Miracle 19) at 110 Auburn Road, Hawthorn. Been there many times and the girls are properly trained and do a good job.

[Witchdong]

Whichdong, So are you saying "no fingers" is the norm and nothing can be done about it? ET.

I'm "no fingers" is the norm (unless you want to cap your fingers) - I was just providing the reasons for it. Your post, as I recall, was in the vein of Prof JS Miller "why is it so?" I'd say most don't mind gentle stroking on the outside and if you become a regular, some will OK digital penetration. I'd say that some will also learn by experience after letting somebody who is determined to rip out any foreign bodies jam their desperate digits up their source of revenue. I've heard stories of not nice men and they could be just stories but I've also seen what looks like evidence. Apparently not everybody is gentle like you and I (.

There seems to be an unwriten behaviour code or maybe I'm imagining it and I'm missing out. Just because a woman is selling sex doesn't mean I regard her as a trashy ****. I think the best feature of this forum is that it speeds up the process of ruling out the duds by trial and error. Unfortunately it also swamps a top performer with guys who want to get it before it disappears.