Melbourne

[FenceJumper]

Banana Alley is next door to a fight gym. It is a hairdressers & nail place. It looks legit, if a bit divey. There is a white A4 page page with typed signage, high up on front window, advertising Thai massage at $60.00 for 1 hour. SuperCrok reviewed it here, page 600. I went there & asked for massage, told to come back in 30 minutes, came back in 20 minutes & waited for nearly another 30 minutes. The old Thai lady then jumps on the phone & starts yelling at someone in a foreign language, then says "OK I tell him". She ten tells that massage client is extending for another hour. I was mighty pissed off. I went back there about 4 weeks ago. They were closing up, so I stood back & observed. Eventually the old duck, & a younger woman lock up & leave. I am joining the dots, & assume the one is the ML. She is aged late twenties to early thirties, podgey body, wide nose, & by my tastes, unattractive. She also gave off the vibe of being bore. I felt much better for having missed her first time around. Hope this is of some help to you, & would be happy to have my theories proved wrong. If you do go there, please post.

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[Sandman3981]

Sandman, Does Jessie do a good massage? If yes, what charge for one hour?

More of a GFE than a serious massage. $50 for 30 minutes plus $20 for nude. I had some great experiences for that including BBBJ and CIM and FS but finally she said I must pay $100 for FS. She is a sweetie and must be respected.

[FenceJumper]

I tried to go to Banana Alley. I couldn't find any AMP in that area at all and I walked right around it. Does anyone know where the one in Banana Alley is? So instead I went to Centre way arcade on Collins St. Standard place, the girl I had was Korean. $55 for 30 minutes and on the flip wanted $50 for a HJ but accepted $30. Nice girl, very polite and pretty good massage. If you count the private girls in apartments there is a wank and crank venue in just about every block in the city now. Thank you Asian students (whose parents would kill them if they found out what they were doing here to pay for their studies).

I was speaking with a girl a while ago who is studying accounting in Adelaide but comes over to Melbourne to work three days a week because doesn't want to get caught working by people who may know her in Adelaide. She says most girls from Asia who study in Australia and don't come from rich families have suck the penis at some stage to pay bills. Some only do it every now and then and others are full time. I know a lot of accountants and none of them looked like her, someone is going to marry her one day and think to himself how lucky he is to have a nice girl who really knows how to fuck and have no idea where she learned how to do it.

Banana Alley is next door to a fight gym. It is a hairdressers & nail place. It looks legit, if a bit divey. There is a white A4 page page with typed signage, high up on front window, advertising Thai massage at $60.00 for 1 hour. SuperCrok reviewed it here, page 600. I went there & asked for massage, told to come back in 30 minutes, came back in 20 minutes & waited for nearly another 30 minutes. The old Thai lady then jumps on the phone & starts yelling at someone in a foreign language, then says "OK I tell him". She ten tells that massage client is extending for another hour. I was mighty pissed off. I went back there about 4 weeks ago. They were closing up, so I stood back & observed. Eventually the old duck, & a younger woman lock up & leave. I am joining the dots, & assume the one is the ML. She is aged late twenties to early thirties, podgey body, wide nose, & by my tastes, unattractive. She also gave off the vibe of being bore. I felt much better for having missed her first time around. Hope this is of some help to you, & would be happy to have my theories proved wrong. If you do go there, please post.

[Ray Black]

There is another new shop at 729 Mtn Hway Baysie. Visited yesterday and paid $45 for 30 minutes with a fresh pineapple with change given later. Shown to the room and Lily came in and looks were definitely okay and in a short skirt. 5 seconds in and she was applying the oil to the back and running the fingernails up the ball sack and after I gave a deep sigh of approval she asked what extras I wanted. Available was $40 extra for HJ, $60 with touching, $80 for nude. I countered with $20, $30, $50. No FS was available. She repeated her offer and then suggested a 5 minute HJ for the pineapple paid and I refused and said lets do the 30 minutes for the $45 and call it quits. She did not like that and gave me the pineapple back and told me leave and not come back. I still don't think she realizes what a great favor she did for me. There are 4 now in this area plus 2 legit Thai's and Boronia with smorgasboard. They cannot survive at those prices. Suggest this one be avoided. The best in the Eastern Subs by far is Jessie where the 2 little ducks are in Dawson FTG.

Tried 3/140 several times, highly unreliable service. One was excellent, one gave nude HJ. Yesterday, chick wanted $50 for clothed HJ on top of $60 for 45 minutes. She was not happy when I refused. She stormed out. I dressed and walked out as well. Got a full refund then went to Floriston. Unattractive but got HJ with touching 50-30.

729 advertises as SWA so why no FS? Thanks for the heads up; probably give Boronia / Baywater a miss. Oh well, back to the brothels. At least most are honest and some are cheaper than the are&Ts!

[Eric Tile]

Sandman, Does Jessie do a good massage? If yes, what charge for one hour?

[Brauninc]

There is another new shop at 729 Mtn Hway Baysie. Visited yesterday and paid $45 for 30 minutes with a fresh pineapple with change given later. Shown to the room and Lily came in and looks were definitely okay and in a short skirt. 5 seconds in and she was applying the oil to the back and running the fingernails up the ball sack and after I gave a deep sigh of approval she asked what extras I wanted. Available was $40 extra for HJ, $60 with touching, $80 for nude. I countered with $20, $30, $50. No FS was available. She repeated her offer and then suggested a 5 minute HJ for the pineapple paid and I refused and said lets do the 30 minutes for the $45 and call it quits. She did not like that and gave me the pineapple back and told me leave and not come back. I still don't think she realizes what a great favor she did for me. There are 4 now in this area plus 2 legit Thai's and Boronia with smorgasboard. They cannot survive at those prices. Suggest this one be avoided. The best in the Eastern Subs by far is Jessie where the 2 little ducks are in Dawson FTG.

Genuine lotus, we have another legend here. Boronia have about 9 shops don't they. What a joke. As for this place, her behavior showed, the enormous pressure they are under to just steal money from us. Its not about the massage anymore, that irrelevant.

[Sandman3981]

There is another new shop at 729 Mtn Hway Baysie. Visited yesterday and paid $45 for 30 minutes with a fresh pineapple with change given later. Shown to the room and Lily came in and looks were definitely okay and in a short skirt. 5 seconds in and she was applying the oil to the back and running the fingernails up the ball sack and after I gave a deep sigh of approval she asked what extras I wanted. Available was $40 extra for HJ, $60 with touching, $80 for nude. I countered with $20, $30, $50. No FS was available. She repeated her offer and then suggested a 5 minute HJ for the pineapple paid and I refused and said lets do the 30 minutes for the $45 and call it quits. She did not like that and gave me the pineapple back and told me leave and not come back. I still don't think she realizes what a great favor she did for me. There are 4 now in this area plus 2 legit Thai's and Boronia with smorgasboard. They cannot survive at those prices. Suggest this one be avoided. The best in the Eastern Subs by far is Jessie where the 2 little ducks are in Dawson FTG.

[Gigabytor]

I tried to go to Banana Alley. I couldn't find any AMP in that area at all and I walked right around it. Does anyone know where the one in Banana Alley is? So instead I went to Centre way arcade on Collins St. Standard place, the girl I had was Korean. $55 for 30 minutes and on the flip wanted $50 for a HJ but accepted $30. Nice girl, very polite and pretty good massage. If you count the private girls in apartments there is a wank and crank venue in just about every block in the city now. Thank you Asian students (whose parents would kill them if they found out what they were doing here to pay for their studies).

I was speaking with a girl a while ago who is studying accounting in Adelaide but comes over to Melbourne to work three days a week because doesn't want to get caught working by people who may know her in Adelaide. She says most girls from Asia who study in Australia and don't come from rich families have suck the penis at some stage to pay bills. Some only do it every now and then and others are full time. I know a lot of accountants and none of them looked like her, someone is going to marry her one day and think to himself how lucky he is to have a nice girl who really knows how to fuck and have no idea where she learned how to do it.

[BoydRummer]

OK, what are the reasonable prices, not mentioned in the post, thanks.

Standard massage rates 70 for an hour.

Excellent massage.

50 for nude HJ, touching etc.

[OlderPlayer]

Do yourselves a favor, Jenny works there on Thursdays.

Excellent massage, nude HJ on offer, superb skills.

Prices are reasonable and always negotiable here.

Nice clean rooms with plenty of space.

I have found most girls here to be good.

What is reasonable?

[RnTug]

Do yourselves a favor, Jenny works there on Thursdays.

Excellent massage, nude HJ on offer, superb skills.

Prices are reasonable and always negotiable here.

Nice clean rooms with plenty of space.

I have found most girls here to be good.

OK, what are the reasonable prices, not mentioned in the post, thanks.

[BoydRummer]

Do yourselves a favor, Jenny works there on Thursdays.

Excellent massage, nude HJ on offer, superb skills.

Prices are reasonable and always negotiable here.

Nice clean rooms with plenty of space.

I have found most girls here to be good.

[RabbitHole]

This is why you need to ask what's on offer up front, then you can make a decision to stay or not.

The problem with asking upfront is they thought you are just here for the extras which means that they gave you a crappy massage and cut time short of the massage to go quickly to the extra to finish up quickly and most of the time I felt rushed.

[Pedros Needs]

This is why you need to ask what's on offer up front, then you can make a decision to stay or not.

Totally agree, I never not ask up front if seeing a newbie.

I ask if extra is available, often they will say yes a HJ, to which I tell them that is not an extra but standard in all shops.

I negotiated a BJ yesterday that I never expected when I walked in.

Pedro.

[Kakariki]

RH, thanks for your pointers. I went to this shop in Victoria street last week with great expectations. Paid for 45 minutes massage, a cute Chinese girl turned up for massage. I thought I was lucky as the massage was good and the girl looked cute. When she finished my back and when I turned, she asked me the regular question whether I need the extras. I happily said yes. She then said that she does not do extras and she will go and send an another girl who will do the extras. After 5 minutes, a new woman turned up, old, fat and unattractive lady. I was not happy and said no to her in a polite way and left the place.

This is why you need to ask what's on offer up front, then you can make a decision to stay or not.