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  1. #11976

    A Peculiar Rub-and-Tug

    Quote Originally Posted by GenuineLotus  [View Original Post]
    Sure Mate! I believe you but thousands wouldn't. A week ago, I was at the sisters, the grumpy landlady had a "new-girl" young and beautiful she said. Usual 1 HR with a quick chat in a pleasant room. Under a dim light tallish, slim and attractive. 30 on the back 30 on the front, an excellent face down massage working the shoulders the back the arse the legs and then the buttocks again. Half time flip and cover my privates with my modesty cloth. Girls get very disappointed with this thinking the door is closed. The table lamp shone on her re-sculptured face, good sized boobs and my wrist between her legs and hand clasping an arse cheek. Something didn't feel quite right, the rear-carriage so different, it's hard to explain. She kept giving a good leg massage and offered 50 HJ and said no big deal, you get this in every shop and declined. If the climate is right a BB pussy-slide. My wrist was still lodged in her crotch, my forfinger felt what was a ball sack or ding-a-ling strapped behind. OK, I was alerted but not alarmed and took my hand out and held hers, they were large and not elegant or consistent with a women and again offered a 50 HJ at 10 to full time. I remained pleasant and respectful towards her got dressed and saw her narrow hips and wide shoulders.

    The following week I was upstairs at Cloud on Toorak having a look and she spotted me under a different name.

    Happy hunting and punting.

    Lotus.
    Was it the strong wrists, muscled shoulders, and raspy voice that made you decline the $50 pull on your pecker? Seems like there was much squeezing of her arse and feverish fondling before backing out from the prostate massage. You probably could have gotten it gratis. It does not make much sense leaving a dodgy rub-and-tug with blue balls and tipping generously.

  2. #11975

    Responding to: Looking for a ladyboy. Asking for a friend LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyAGame  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone encountered a ladyboy (or 2) in any of the many dozen Thai massage shops around Melbourne? Not after brothels, must be a massage shop.
    I have a theory that I want to put to the test....
    Sure Mate! I believe you but thousands wouldn't. A week ago, I was at the sisters, the grumpy landlady had a "new-girl" young and beautiful she said. Usual 1 HR with a quick chat in a pleasant room. Under a dim light tallish, slim and attractive. 30 on the back 30 on the front, an excellent face down massage working the shoulders the back the arse the legs and then the buttocks again. Half time flip and cover my privates with my modesty cloth. Girls get very disappointed with this thinking the door is closed. The table lamp shone on her re-sculptured face, good sized boobs and my wrist between her legs and hand clasping an arse cheek. Something didn't feel quite right, the rear-carriage so different, it's hard to explain. She kept giving a good leg massage and offered 50 HJ and said no big deal, you get this in every shop and declined. If the climate is right a BB pussy-slide. My wrist was still lodged in her crotch, my forfinger felt what was a ball sack or ding-a-ling strapped behind. OK, I was alerted but not alarmed and took my hand out and held hers, they were large and not elegant or consistent with a women and again offered a 50 HJ at 10 to full time. I remained pleasant and respectful towards her got dressed and saw her narrow hips and wide shoulders.

    The following week I was upstairs at Cloud on Toorak having a look and she spotted me under a different name.

    Happy hunting and punting.

    Lotus.

  3. #11974

    PRC and Penny Wong

    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    Penny Wong is a militant CFMEU aligned unionist. We all know from last time what happens when the left get hold of the keys to the Treasury. She's also a lezzo.
    Anyhow, there are better political forums than ISG to discuss the virtues of socialism.
    Engine; there will always be public scepticism when choosing PM's we've had three birds; a Peacock, a Hawke and now a Galah. USA is no different, a peanut farmer, a Hollywood actor, a Terminator an adulterist and a billionaire Jocker. This forum is an ideal platform to play the sex and politics game, ask Gladys Berejiklian and our own home-grown dysfunctional paedophiles. The whole world knows Penny Wong's ALP credentials and being out and proud big deal! Life's too short to be wound up and shackled with socialist, communist, Leftist, racist, homophobic barriers. Thanks for your post and Merry Christmas.

    Happy hunting and punting.

    Lotus.

  4. #11973

    All hail the Chairman!

    Quote Originally Posted by GenuineLotus  [View Original Post]
    A great synopsis Dreamer; how people see China and the world. You forgot to mention, last Tuesday China effortlessly landed an unmanned spacecraft on the moon, collected 2 kg of Luna dust and back home, the second since 1970 / USA. It's the only thing the US democrats and republicans can agree on, is what to do with China? I grew up on a farm and when I was a kid, my parents said 30 years ago that Asia would be the new world order, the west can't compete. When you are a kid that doesn't mean much until you leave home and make your own judgements. I doubt very much whether the Chinese want to exchange our coal for their women, their strategic interests are far more focused leaving our politicians scratching their heads. With the recent exchange of words by our PM calling the Chinese belligerent and earlier, recalcitrant makes me cringe, two adjectives that weren't on my vocab. I have often wondered and admired our shadow Labour senator Penny Wong and thought, why she hasn't gone for the top job. She's probably the only cabinet minister that understands the PRC people. She said in the wake of the recent stoush and fall out "we need to move with strategic calmness and without emotion".
    It does not matter what the Chinese people think or want. What matters is the Chinese Communist Party's plan. Making Australia their first major colony in the developed world. Australia's natural resources and farmland will be key in expanding the rise of a global Communist Empire ruled by Chinese masters. Once the New World Order is established, Aussie birds will travel to Beijing to perform BBFSCIP, BBFSCIA, and BBBJCIMWS. They will have to learn the equivalent of "Show us your tits love" in Mandarin. Oz is the first domino to fall, and it all began at Keswick Island.

  5. #11972
    Quote Originally Posted by GenuineLotus  [View Original Post]
    A great synopsis Dreamer; how people see China and the world. You forgot to mention, last Tuesday China effortlessly landed an unmanned spacecraft on the moon, collected 2 kg of Luna dust and back home, the second since 1970 / USA. It's the only thing the US democrats and republicans can agree on, is what to do with China? I grew up on a farm and when I was a kid, my parents said 30 years ago that Asia would be the new world order, the west can't compete. When you are a kid that doesn't mean much until you leave home and make your own judgements. I doubt very much whether the Chinese want to exchange our coal for their women, their strategic interests are far more focused leaving our politicians scratching their heads. With the recent exchange of words by our PM calling the Chinese belligerent and earlier, recalcitrant makes me cringe, two adjectives that weren't on my vocab. I have often wondered and admired our shadow Labour senator Penny Wong and thought, why she hasn't gone for the top job. She's probably the only cabinet minister that understands the PRC people. She said in the wake of the recent stoush and fall out "we need to move with strategic calmness and without emotion".

    Happy hunting and punting.

    Lotus.
    Penny Wong is a militant CFMEU aligned unionist. We all know from last time what happens when the left get hold of the keys to the Treasury. She's also a lezzo.

    Anyhow, there are better political forums than ISG to discuss the virtues of socialism.

  6. #11971
    Quote Originally Posted by GenuineLotus  [View Original Post]
    A great synopsis Dreamer; how people see China and the world. You forgot to mention, last Tuesday China effortlessly landed an unmanned spacecraft on the moon, collected 2 kg of Luna dust and back home, the second since 1970 / USA. It's the only thing the US democrats and republicans can agree on, is what to do with China? I grew up on a farm and when I was a kid, my parents said 30 years ago that Asia would be the new world order, the west can't compete. When you are a kid that doesn't mean much until you leave home and make your own judgements. I doubt very much whether the Chinese want to exchange our coal for their women, their strategic interests are far more focused leaving our politicians scratching their heads. With the recent exchange of words by our PM calling the Chinese belligerent and earlier, recalcitrant makes me cringe, two adjectives that weren't on my vocab. I have often wondered and admired our shadow Labour senator Penny Wong and thought, why she hasn't gone for the top job. She's probably the only cabinet minister that understands the PRC people. She said in the wake of the recent stoush and fall out "we need to move with strategic calmness and without emotion".

    Happy
    Lotus.
    It's an easy thing to say, another thing to do. Penny Wong would make kowtowing to the PRC an art form.

    Let's face it, if any of us had a few hundred million in the bank, we could have any woman you wanted. Those Chinese birds live and die by the almighty dollar.

  7. #11970

    PRC and Penny Wong

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreamer4  [View Original Post]
    I guess the bottom line is if you have money, you can live like a king and have everything! I saw plenty of rich men in China going out with amazing looking young girls. We can do the same thing here too if we have the money!
    A great synopsis Dreamer; how people see China and the world. You forgot to mention, last Tuesday China effortlessly landed an unmanned spacecraft on the moon, collected 2 kg of Luna dust and back home, the second since 1970 / USA. It's the only thing the US democrats and republicans can agree on, is what to do with China? I grew up on a farm and when I was a kid, my parents said 30 years ago that Asia would be the new world order, the west can't compete. When you are a kid that doesn't mean much until you leave home and make your own judgements. I doubt very much whether the Chinese want to exchange our coal for their women, their strategic interests are far more focused leaving our politicians scratching their heads. With the recent exchange of words by our PM calling the Chinese belligerent and earlier, recalcitrant makes me cringe, two adjectives that weren't on my vocab. I have often wondered and admired our shadow Labour senator Penny Wong and thought, why she hasn't gone for the top job. She's probably the only cabinet minister that understands the PRC people. She said in the wake of the recent stoush and fall out "we need to move with strategic calmness and without emotion".

    Happy hunting and punting.

    Lotus.

  8. #11969

    Pigs

    Quote Originally Posted by PahllusMaximus  [View Original Post]
    2 inch marshmallow in the rolls fat. Heh heh. Yeah, stop paying for old boilers. In China they are used to give pigs hand jobs at abattoirs to calm them down before "processing". Imagine their opinion of humans so desperate as to use them. Just head to the coliseum in south Melbourne for some fine fillies.
    Is that right, they give handys?

  9. #11968
    Are brothels open yet? Eg: main course.

  10. #11967

    Engine Driver is funny

    2 inch marshmallow in the rolls fat. Heh heh. Yeah, stop paying for old boilers. In China they are used to give pigs hand jobs at abattoirs to calm them down before "processing". Imagine their opinion of humans so desperate as to use them. Just head to the coliseum in south Melbourne for some fine fillies.

  11. #11966

    Re. The following is only an opinion piece

    Interesting conspiracy at EngineDriver but I doubt it. The CCP gets billions of income from the export economy and from corporations such as Huawei, Alibaba, etc. They also have thousands of investments in western countries that bring back so much more money. They don't need these grannies to bring anything back. I've been to China last year in Nov and the thing is their cities are amazingly modern with the highest tech in the world. Their train system in Shanghai and Beijing put the world to shame. Their train stations are like 5 times the size of our Tullamarine Airport. However, once outside the main cities, the country people are still relatively poor. Most educated people move to the big city over there for work opportunities. However, there are still many people who don't have much education hence holiday travel / sex seems to be very attractive. Once they've earned enough, there are lots of illegal money transfer services to bring back their money. Remember China as 1. 4 billion people! Australia has 25 million, that's 0. 025 billion. It's mind boggling when I think about this. Therefore there will always be Chinese roaming around the world for all sorts of opportunities.

    I don't want to get too much involved into politics here but our trade war with China at the moment I think is a bit silly. We will never be able to compete with them. With the Chinese, we have to stay close and influence them rather than being confrontational. That's just their culture. Another thing to note is the hard core CCP is still a very very small portion of the population. The vast majority of the Chinese population are good nice people. They just work hard, earn money to improve their lives. They access western media, watch Netflix, Facebook, YouTube, etc. Just like us by using VPN and the CCP can't do anything about it. People over there can live a fairly happy and comfortable life as long as they don't criticise the CCP. To them the CCP is still pretty good because what is the alternative? Potential chaos and probably a much slower economy like India and Indonesia? Eventually, I think China will change and become a democracy, but it has to be from within. This will happen when the next generation who studies overseas realise that there is nothing to be affraid of democracy. However, this will be a long hard journey as the CCP has so much control and this tiny group of people has everything to lose so they will do everything to make sure their interests are protected.

    I guess the bottom line is if you have money, you can live like a king and have everything! I saw plenty of rich men in China going out with amazing looking young girls. We can do the same thing here too if we have the money!

    P.S. The rise of China is our fault! We keep on wanting cheaper products so we give all the industries to them. My parents were involved in the clothing industry. We used to make lots of clothing here in Melbourne and I saw one by one going to China as it is cheaper to make clothing there. We have lost our car manufacturing industry and heaps more. It's too late now.

    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    The following is only an opinion piece. Before anyone gets too excited, I have no evidence to back any of this up. Feel free to comment.

    I am certain the flooding of the world sex markets by old Chinese women is the work of the CCP to earn hard foreign currency. The network is too well established for it not to be. It's never reported by the media. The need for sex by older men in rich white countries is the Achilles heel of the west and the CCP knows how to exploit it. I would think the trade would be worth billions annually on a global basis. Let's just say there are 200,000 Chinese sex workers abroad under the control of the CCP, spread out across the top 30 rich countries. Each one earns around $80 k a year doing sucky fucky. That's $16 billion in foreign currency straight into CCP coffers or into the pockets of Communist party officials.

    Every white country has been flooded with these old grannies. Firstly, those grannies need approval by the CCP to travel abroad. Most are very poor and would not readily have the means to undertake a trip for several months. Being of such low social status, the would never be able to get the necessary social credits to travel unless the CCP gave them a dispensation. They might also be prisoners who have had their sentences reduced in return for working as hookers. There is a very thin line between organized crime and the workings of the CCP. The same sort of things go on with North Korea and Burma where their governments flood the world with the ingredients to make ice. It's a great source of foreign currency.

  12. #11965

    The story behind the Beijing Boilers

    The following is only an opinion piece. Before anyone gets too excited, I have no evidence to back any of this up. Feel free to comment.

    I am certain the flooding of the world sex markets by old Chinese women is the work of the CCP to earn hard foreign currency. The network is too well established for it not to be. It's never reported by the media. The need for sex by older men in rich white countries is the Achilles heel of the west and the CCP knows how to exploit it. I would think the trade would be worth billions annually on a global basis. Let's just say there are 200,000 Chinese sex workers abroad under the control of the CCP, spread out across the top 30 rich countries. Each one earns around $80 k a year doing sucky fucky. That's $16 billion in foreign currency straight into CCP coffers or into the pockets of Communist party officials.

    Every white country has been flooded with these old grannies. Firstly, those grannies need approval by the CCP to travel abroad. Most are very poor and would not readily have the means to undertake a trip for several months. Being of such low social status, the would never be able to get the necessary social credits to travel unless the CCP gave them a dispensation. They might also be prisoners who have had their sentences reduced in return for working as hookers. There is a very thin line between organized crime and the workings of the CCP. The same sort of things go on with North Korea and Burma where their governments flood the world with the ingredients to make ice. It's a great source of foreign currency.

  13. #11964
    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    Just a simple question for the guys on this Melbourne board. Why do you keep going to these stupid Chinese rub and tug joints where you know you're going to be ripped off?
    You make a very good point.

  14. #11963
    Quote Originally Posted by DanTheMan  [View Original Post]
    Just a heads up on a scam in skokka.

    This ad is fake. A mate of mine fell for it and scored some old Chinese duck.

    Sunny is actually real and on instagram, but she's in Canada, not skokka advertising for sex.
    Thanks Dan.

    I nearly made a booking with her when she was working out of a Hotel in Wantirna Sth.

    If the Chinese duck has tits like her, then it might be Ok.

    But don't think so.

  15. #11962

    Here here

    I reckon we are down to about 90 brothels now Engine driver, and I reckon the RNT and Private industry have stolen all the girls, this is why there are barely enough girls in the brothels now to service us gents for a fair price.

    With more customers going to non brothels it is just inviting more of these shops to open, but if people did not go to these places, we would have 50 guys lined up outside the brothels as there are not enough to meet Melbourne's sexual needs.

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