Melbourne

[TheseGuys]

I am disappointed in the lack of comprehensive assistance you gave. You forgot the following ones.

The one next door to the cafe but not the one on the left they are legit.

The other which is awesome and only have girls to the age of 21. They then move them on. That 3 doors down from the tattoo parlour. Don't forget to mention that the man in the tattoo place said that you would get a special rate.

Probably our favourite of all time is beside BP. The young girls in there have no idea about charging for extras and are there doing their training for other massage places. Generally 18 year old students who happily provide BBBJ and CIM. As they believe it will enhance their prospects for a job. The other thing that the mamasan likes is for you to verbally abuse the girls as it will help understand what so many customers are like.

Finally if the missus has given you the green light she is perhaps working herself so if you would post her details we can perhaps help her reach satisfaction.

Tha Aussie,

I know the area you're talking about for the first two paragraphs but I'm not sure what you mean with the place beside BP could you please provide more detail on the location?

I'm intrigued and I want to give it a go.

Thanks.

[ValueMonger]

Seen the adverts for Sonia? The pegging queen as she advertised. I was afraid due to her advance years her body would be poor, if she's Ok for her age an good skills might give it a pop, texted here a few times and she was always busy when I asked her availability.

On similar note went to my straight massage place again Thursday, 1. 5 HR massage, great massage and at end, she massaged my pubic bone to a big completion, even though cock was limp. No charge asked; gave her a tenner for her troubles, but TBH she's a 3/10 at best; but great massage.

It seems that shops are trying to make up for lost time and wages.



I hit up the Chinese place at watts Road sunshine. Granted it was right after restrictions had been lifted.

$80 no massage, straight into BBBJ and sex. Half way through the sex the old PRC boilers says she's sore and wants to give me a HJ.

No I said and continued giving it to her.

I'm looking for a new place where I can get a decent massage and HJ / FS at a decent price.

Unfortunately if guys keep paying inflated prices for shit service, it won't change. Especially those farktards who believe in tipping and paying extra as they think they'll be looked after, but instead get treated and thought of as a moron.

On another note I did see a freelancer during Lockdown. Private provider in south yarra. Mature South American woman. Who advertised $200/ HR, 300 for 2 hrs service was pretty good, BBBJ, FS was safe and she said she was an expert IN Prostate massage, I'm not big on that so I declined but it was no rush and 2 pops for the hour.

[Engine Driver]

Well, sorry for "spamming" but just putting all my experiences over the past year in.

Was a lomi lomi advertised on Locanto / gumtree, it moves around Moonee ponds frequently.

$50 for 30 minutes, 30 for HJ, 50 for NHJ. Don't know if more was on offer.

Environment was nice, soft music, they use what to me smelled / felt like expensive massage oils. Technique was really good. Went back twice. Just a HJ wanted to save some $$ but the lady herself was a good looker. Think she was Mediterranean.

Still prefer the arcade parlour nothing beats it for price.

The pricing formula at most Thai places was always $70 for massage, then $50 for HJ, another $50 for topless and another $50 on top for nude. So all up, a 1 hour massage with nude HJ would come to $220! LOL.

Obviously, if stupid punters keep paying those sorts of prices, the girls are going to stick to that formula. Just one nude HJ massage delivered would just about cover their dorm room rent a week. No wonder the Asian students love our country and don't want to return home! No wonder they drag out their basic Ingris course for 5 years and still can't speak Ingris after passing. LOL.

Just a bit of perspective. From the $220 massage, the girl is clearing $185 after paying the mamasan for her cut of the massage fee. That's about 5,000 baht for an hours work and there's no sex involved. Welcome to the land of opportunity!

[Chocha Monger]

It seems that shops are trying to make up for lost time and wages.

I hit up the Chinese place at watts Road sunshine. Granted it was right after restrictions had been lifted.

$80 no massage, straight into BBBJ and sex. Half way through the sex the old PRC boilers says she's sore and wants to give me a HJ.

No I said and continued giving it to her.

I'm looking for a new place where I can get a decent massage and HJ / FS at a decent price.

Unfortunately if guys keep paying inflated prices for shit service, it won't change. Especially those farktards who believe in tipping and paying extra as they think they'll be looked after, but instead get treated and thought of as a moron.

On another note I did see a freelancer during Lockdown. Private provider in south yarra. Mature South American woman. Who advertised $200/ HR, 300 for 2 hrs service was pretty good, BBBJ, FS was safe and she said she was an expert IN Prostate massage, I'm not big on that so I declined but it was no rush and 2 pops for the hour.

Well, if that Chinese granny did not have a sore pussy when you started rooting her, she does now! You sure got your money's worth giving that old boiler a hard root.

[DanTheMan]

It seems that shops are trying to make up for lost time and wages.

I hit up the Chinese place at watts Road sunshine. Granted it was right after restrictions had been lifted.

$80 no massage, straight into BBBJ and sex. Half way through the sex the old PRC boilers says she's sore and wants to give me a HJ.

No I said and continued giving it to her.

I'm looking for a new place where I can get a decent massage and HJ / FS at a decent price.

Unfortunately if guys keep paying inflated prices for shit service, it won't change. Especially those farktards who believe in tipping and paying extra as they think they'll be looked after, but instead get treated and thought of as a moron.

On another note I did see a freelancer during Lockdown. Private provider in south yarra. Mature South American woman. Who advertised $200/ HR, 300 for 2 hrs service was pretty good, BBBJ, FS was safe and she said she was an expert IN Prostate massage, I'm not big on that so I declined but it was no rush and 2 pops for the hour.

[John Smithson]

Well, sorry for "spamming" but just putting all my experiences over the past year in.

Was a lomi lomi advertised on Locanto / gumtree, it moves around Moonee ponds frequently.

$50 for 30 minutes, 30 for HJ, 50 for NHJ. Don't know if more was on offer.

Environment was nice, soft music, they use what to me smelled / felt like expensive massage oils. Technique was really good. Went back twice. Just a HJ wanted to save some $$ but the lady herself was a good looker. Think she was Mediterranean.

Still prefer the arcade parlour nothing beats it for price.

[John Smithson]

Was a little exp, saw an ad on locanto for mt alexander road.

No back entrance, so you got to enter / exit on the main road. Rooms were small.

$50 for 30 minutes.

Once again left my undies on, but was asked to remove them.

$25 for HJ.

$50 for NHJ.

Massage technique was poor, HJ was mediocre. Won't be back.

[John Smithson]

There's a massage shop in Moonee Ponds in an arcade.

Knew I was in, cause kept my undies off, and they requested I take them off.

Its $35 for half an hour. The massage itself is hit and miss depending on who you get, then its.

$20 HJ.

$50 NHJ.

The ladies are older, probably past their best in the usual joints, but still good.

Quality varies, first time was a decent 30-35 ish year old, nice and slim, decent set boobs, second time older lady, HJ was ok, didn't offer nude, probably knew she might be a boner killer haha!

[OnlyAGame]

Come up to Sydney mate (when you are allowed. LOL). A straight HJ should cost no more than $20, NHJ no more than $50. Some shops you can get CBJ or even BBBJ included with that, others will ask $30-50 extra.

Yeah, I used to travel to Sydney in my previous job and know exactly what you're saying. Unfortunately someone in Melbourne decided a few years ago to charge more and offer less and that model has now been adopted by all of them.

[AussieGaigin]

Visited a Thai shop in Sunshine which has sister shops in Camberwell, Northcote & other locations. Paid a reasonable $65 for an hour with a nice young cutie but the mood was dampened slightly when she hit me up for $50 for a tug, a further $50 to be nude and another $50 for a body slide. When I came to, I turned over and told her to continue with what I had paid $65 for and that was that. She didn't even get the $5 change from the initial transaction.

I don't care what anyone says or pays, a tug from someone who probably doesn't even want to do it is not worth $50.

I might wait a bit longer until the rush to recoup lost earnings dies down.

Come up to Sydney mate (when you are allowed. LOL). A straight HJ should cost no more than $20, NHJ no more than $50. Some shops you can get CBJ or even BBBJ included with that, others will ask $30-50 extra.

[Pedros Needs]

Visited a Thai shop in Sunshine which has sister shops in Camberwell, Northcote & other locations. Paid a reasonable $65 for an hour with a nice young cutie but the mood was dampened slightly when she hit me up for $50 for a tug, a further $50 to be nude and another $50 for a body slide. When I came to, I turned over and told her to continue with what I had paid $65 for and that was that. She didn't even get the $5 change from the initial transaction.

I don't care what anyone says or pays, a tug from someone who probably doesn't even want to do it is not worth $50.

I might wait a bit longer until the rush to recoup lost earnings dies down.

Visited a new shop on Glenhuntly Rd today just before the railway crossing heading towards Grange Rd after Woolworths.

Attractive, rather sexy lady 30's wanted 50 for the handy and another 50 naked. I left.

Trying to make up for lost time, but not getting mine at that rate.

Pedro.

[OnlyAGame]

Visited a Thai shop in Sunshine which has sister shops in Camberwell, Northcote & other locations. Paid a reasonable $65 for an hour with a nice young cutie but the mood was dampened slightly when she hit me up for $50 for a tug, a further $50 to be nude and another $50 for a body slide. When I came to, I turned over and told her to continue with what I had paid $65 for and that was that. She didn't even get the $5 change from the initial transaction.

I don't care what anyone says or pays, a tug from someone who probably doesn't even want to do it is not worth $50.

I might wait a bit longer until the rush to recoup lost earnings dies down.

[Kantar]

Hi guys,

I got back into it recently, generally pretty bad luck. If you get any ads from locanto avoid girls working from EQ tower at A'Beckett St in the city and apartments at 2 Wests Rd Maribyrnong.

[LostWithinDays]

Hello all,

Of recent times there was a massage shop on plenty road, just south of Bell street.

(Not the upstairs place on the corner).

I'm unsure if this place is still there, I know there was labyboys working there, it was a Thai massage place actually.

If I'm over that side of the city I will investigate further and report back.

Cheers.

Lwd.

[Tiny Tito]

Has anyone encountered a ladyboy (or 2) in any of the many dozen Thai massage shops around Melbourne? Not after brothels, must be a massage shop.
I have a theory that I want to put to the test....

Laverton 1 of the shops there is owned and run by a lady boy also.

Evergreen Thai Massage Kensington had a lady boy working there.

Hope this helps you.