Melbourne

[Ercildale]

Was down at Bairnsdale last week, and feeling a bit towy. Had walked past a few AMPS, and after Googling "Erotic Massage", got directed to Jasmine Chinese Massage in Nicholson St, just behind the main drag.

Looked promising.

Rang and booked a 1 hour session, for $85. Arrived, went inside, to find an elderly bloke behind a quite attractive receptionist. The old guy directed me to a room, and closed the door behind me. I undressed, naked, wrapped a towel around me, lay down and waited for the masseuse.

A knock on the door. "Yes", I confidently called, filled with wondrous anticipation. In walked the masseuse.

It was the old bloke. He was going to do the massage. Eeeeek!

Never before, in my entire sexual career, has my libido suffered such a sudden and shattering reversal. Too late and too embarrassed to pull out, I realised immediately that I had made a horrible, horrible mistake, and there was nothing I could do about it. I was going to have to let this old bugger massage me.

He started on me. His hands were like granite, and his grip was vice-like. The 60 minutes was an ordeal I wouldn't want to repeat ever again. Pain, mixed with the terrifying thought, "What happens on the flip? I kept hoping that perhaps, please God, he'd leave halfway through, and bring in the girl to do the rest. But no.

Fortunately, the flip never happened. I never had to turn over. He was quite content to thoroughly punish me with his amazing strength while I lay on my stomach, pushing down on my vertebrae, and squeezing muscles in my neck, hips, arms and legs with a force that had me literally squirming in agony. He hit pressure points which sent jolts of pain down my legs and arms. The poor buggers in Guantanamo Bay couldn't have had it any worse. The only slight relief was when he brought out some hot rocks, and started rubbing them into me.

Finally, the ordeal was over. I felt like I'd gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson. He left, I dressed, broken and bruised, went outside and paid up my $85.

So lads, if you're ever down Bairnsdale way, don't go anywhere near a massage parlour. You'll be sorry.

[RnTug]

It's getting commonplace now. Some allow cip some don't. Cum in ass is truly rare.

Yes it is. Not sure why but a few mamasans / papasans I talk to when I visit regular places all complain that business is slow, nobody has any money they say.

A few weeks ago I visited a shop I have been going to regularly for more than 10 years, never been offered sex without a condom.

Then out of the blue the girl I saw asked if I wanted to go raw.

Of course the place out at Sunshine run by Linda has always done it but lately more & more punters are reporting it.

I think the shortage of punters may at least be partly behind it.

[WinnieMelb]

Few visits to massage shop which has two sister shops located in Auburn & Coburg.

Auburn shop is mainly Thai but they used to have to hottie from Bangladesh there named Kim, so popped in for a visit to see if she was working but told her no longer works there. To my surprise they had a 20's European girl working.

Went by the name of Hayley and said her background is Croatian.

My RnT experiences are usually Asian so thought why the hell not to try something different. $50 for 1/2 HR. Tbh massage was actually half decent. Lot of oil and pressure on the back and thighs. Upon the flip asked if I was up for extras. Wanted $50 for HJ, $80 for topless and $100 for full nude. Said she works between Auburn & Coburg shops.

On my way out, I saw the other ML who was working and looked like a Thai hottie maybe 25-30? Went by the name of Natalie.

Few days later paid the Coburg shop a visit and was greeted by an older Aussie chick. Seemed nice enough but not my thing so gave her a pass. But if any punters out there after an Aussie MILF / older woman this may be your thing. Went by the name of Lisa.

Good Looking slim one or fat one?

[Supmam]

100%, never even asked.

It's getting commonplace now. Some allow cip some don't. Cum in ass is truly rare.

[RussianTiger]

Did she let you fuck her raw?

100%, never even asked.

[HandsomeSadist]

Went back to this place after some time and reliable Lily was there - 40's viet tight MILF.

Passed her $100 and got straight into it, great BBBJ almost made me cum in first 5 minutes before I got her on the table and stuck it straight in and started pumping her. Tried for anal but rejected this time. She got me to lie on the table and gave me another BBBJ and rimmed me for a good 5 minutes it was freaking awesome never had that before. I got close so I asked her where I can cum. She said up to me so I got her in doggie and fucked her hard with my thumb in her arse before cumming inside her pussy. She loved it.

All done in 15 minutes but I don't care it was great reliable value for money fuck.

Did she let you fuck her raw?

[Hawker91]

Went back to this place after some time and reliable Lily was there - 40's viet tight MILF.

Passed her $100 and got straight into it, great BBBJ almost made me cum in first 5 minutes before I got her on the table and stuck it straight in and started pumping her. Tried for anal but rejected this time. She got me to lie on the table and gave me another BBBJ and rimmed me for a good 5 minutes it was freaking awesome never had that before. I got close so I asked her where I can cum. She said up to me so I got her in doggie and fucked her hard with my thumb in her arse before cumming inside her pussy. She loved it.

All done in 15 minutes but I don't care it was great reliable value for money fuck.

Wow $100 all up that's great VFM.

[RussianTiger]

Went back to this place after some time and reliable Lily was there - 40's viet tight MILF.

Passed her $100 and got straight into it, great BBBJ almost made me cum in first 5 minutes before I got her on the table and stuck it straight in and started pumping her. Tried for anal but rejected this time. She got me to lie on the table and gave me another BBBJ and rimmed me for a good 5 minutes it was freaking awesome never had that before. I got close so I asked her where I can cum. She said up to me so I got her in doggie and fucked her hard with my thumb in her arse before cumming inside her pussy. She loved it.

All done in 15 minutes but I don't care it was great reliable value for money fuck.

[RnTug]

OK its 1x4 Bell St Heidelberg Heights for Lucy Spa.

Sorry that was 144 bell st Heidelberg heights.

[RnTug]

Which place in Heidelberg? There's 4 spots right near the maccas.

OK its 1x4 Bell St Heidelberg Heights for Lucy Spa.

[HandsomeSadist]

I have noticed recently a lot of the talent in the northern suburbs are rocking visible herpes on the mouth. Which is a huge bullet to dodge.

Some dirty monger out there is spreading it like wildfire. Make sure you inspect the talent for marks before touching them.

Stay safe.

HS.

[LostWithinDays]

Hi everyone,

If your a regular client of Lilly over at sunshine please be mindful calling and asking if she is working.

Numerous times I phoned and was told yes she's Here but after arriving she's a no show and all the Chinese girls come in for an intro hassling you for a massage.

Don't get sucked in and waste your cash if your a client of Lilly.

Cheers lwd.

[CodeName47]

Which place in Heidelberg? There's 4 spots right near the maccas.

Not sure they are still using the same name but if you find lucy then possibly them.

[Supmam]

Which place in Heidelberg? There's 4 spots right near the maccas.

Guessing it could be the one called Lucys spa.

[HandsomeSadist]

Oh that answers why.
When I called them, the girl kept insisting me to come to heidelberg.

Which place in Heidelberg? There's 4 spots right near the maccas.