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[HelloDarling]

Was down at Bairnsdale last week, and feeling a bit towy. Had walked past a few AMPS, and after Googling "Erotic Massage", got directed to Jasmine Chinese Massage in Nicholson St, just behind the main drag.

Looked promising.

Rang and booked a 1 hour session, for $85. Arrived, went inside, to find an elderly bloke behind a quite attractive receptionist. The old guy directed me to a room, and closed the door behind me. I undressed, naked, wrapped a towel around me, lay down and waited for the masseuse.

A knock on the door. "Yes", I confidently called, filled with wondrous anticipation. In walked the masseuse.

It was the old bloke. He was going to do the massage. Eeeeek!

Never before, in my entire sexual career, has my libido suffered such a sudden and shattering reversal. Too late and too embarrassed to pull out, I realised immediately that I had made a horrible, horrible mistake, and there was nothing I could do about it. I was going to have to let this old bugger massage me.

He started on me. His hands were like granite, and his grip was vice-like. The 60 minutes was an ordeal I wouldn't want to repeat ever again. Pain, mixed with the terrifying thought, "What happens on the flip? I kept hoping that perhaps, please God, he'd leave halfway through, and bring in the girl to do the rest. But no.

Hahaha fking gold! Someone set up a gofund me for this lad.

[HelloDarling]

Went back to this place after some time and reliable Lily was there - 40's viet tight MILF.

Passed her $100 and got straight into it, great BBBJ almost made me cum in first 5 minutes before I got her on the table and stuck it straight in and started pumping her. Tried for anal but rejected this time. She got me to lie on the table and gave me another BBBJ and rimmed me for a good 5 minutes it was freaking awesome never had that before. I got close so I asked her where I can cum. She said up to me so I got her in doggie and fucked her hard with my thumb in her arse before cumming inside her pussy. She loved it.

All done in 15 minutes but I don't care it was great reliable value for money fuck.

Can I have details to this place please?

[JackBlack77]

Hi all,

Any good places to check out on a Sunday night?

Northern suburbs punting ground, BS or FS preferable.

[ScallyWag01]

One for the STH Gippsland members. There are now at least 4 massage shops in Wonthaggi. I have tried them all except the Thai one on the way into town (Sabai- probably legit). The Thai one in the side street is legit, good massage, underwear on. The Chinese in the Main Street, everything goes, $100 30 minutes, boom boom. Old PRC, massage 4/10. Root 3/10, just an empty out. Tried new Chinese one in the side street off the Main Street. 40 yr old PRC, good figure. Massage 7/10. All good, on the flip, usual exclamations and a little touching, asking re hand job. $50 with a bit of boob touching. I declined and asked about a boom boom. Got told it wasn't a "fuck shop" and attitude changed, not sure if it was my enquiry re a root or that I declined a hand job, but the towel was thrown over the jewels and a light run on the legs then massage finished. WIR? Probably, the massage was ok. I just can't see any value in a handjob, but I do like a root. BTW, there was no touchups before the flip, but it was my first visit. Looks like I'll need to visit Preston or Yarraville (kids in both areas) if I want a decent root / massage 😝.

Happy punting.

[Laxman281]

Lucia Spa the one that was upstairs in Preston has moved. There is a new operator running that place at 259 Bell st Preston.

It went to shit after their star performer Yolanda left.

Apparently Lucy still owns and operates it in another location, no longer services clients herself from what I have been told, and she was top VFM when she did work.

Apparently Lucia's new shop is further up Bell st in Heidelberg just near McDonalds.

Thanks for all the replies to my initial question guys, yes it seems they have moved to Bell St, I rang today for a spa and massage.

[Tha Aussie]

Found an ad on Locanto for a girl located in St Albans. Arranged to meet her with all intentions to leave since was pretty sure the pictures were fake. To my surprise the pictures were real. Standard service. CBJ, 69 and then different positions. This was about 2 months back. Saw her again last month and same service. It did feel a bit mechanical however so I am not sure I will go see her again. She's mid 20's, nice body, see size tits, viet. Charges $100 for 30 mins but she doesn't time watch. PM me if you want her number to see her. Though quite often she doesn't respond and you have to keep messaging her.

Hi Donald,

Do you have link to the ad?

Regards.

[DonaldLj]

Found an ad on Locanto for a girl located in St Albans. Arranged to meet her with all intentions to leave since was pretty sure the pictures were fake. To my surprise the pictures were real. Standard service. CBJ, 69 and then different positions. This was about 2 months back. Saw her again last month and same service. It did feel a bit mechanical however so I am not sure I will go see her again. She's mid 20's, nice body, see size tits, viet. Charges $100 for 30 mins but she doesn't time watch. PM me if you want her number to see her. Though quite often she doesn't respond and you have to keep messaging her.

[Blue Bus]

I had a similar experince to the Bainsdale reporta few years ago in Leongatha. Chinese place called Ying Massage or something like that. First time I went there got the owner, a woman called Linn. Not a bad massage and on the flip reasonable handy and she pulled out her tits and they were interesting, pendolous with boulboulas ends. Enjoyed them very much. A few weeks later go back and Linn is busy with another customer and gave me to her trainee, a guy. Turns out he was her husband, same thing huge feeling of disappointment and a powerful massage that I didn't want. Glad to get out, never went back and they have since closed, Probably went to Bainsdale!

[Miata66]

Was down at Bairnsdale last week, and feeling a bit towy. Had walked past a few AMPS, and after Googling "Erotic Massage", got directed to Jasmine Chinese Massage in Nicholson St, just behind the main drag.

Looked promising.

Rang and booked a 1 hour session, for $85. Arrived, went inside, to find an elderly bloke behind a quite attractive receptionist. The old guy directed me to a room, and closed the door behind me. I undressed, naked, wrapped a towel around me, lay down and waited for the masseuse.

A knock on the door. "Yes", I confidently called, filled with wondrous anticipation. In walked the masseuse.

It was the old bloke. He was going to do the massage. Eeeeek!

Never before, in my entire sexual career, has my libido suffered such a sudden and shattering reversal. Too late and too embarrassed to pull out, I realised immediately that I had made a horrible, horrible mistake, and there was nothing I could do about it. I was going to have to let this old bugger massage me.

He started on me. His hands were like granite, and his grip was vice-like. The 60 minutes was an ordeal I wouldn't want to repeat ever again. Pain, mixed with the terrifying thought, "What happens on the flip? I kept hoping that perhaps, please God, he'd leave halfway through, and bring in the girl to do the rest. But no.

Geeze, I think I would have had to say no and walk out. Even with the same. Not sure how you did it!

[DingoD]

Was down at Bairnsdale last week, and feeling a bit towy. Had walked past a few AMPS, and after Googling "Erotic Massage", got directed to Jasmine Chinese Massage in Nicholson St, just behind the main drag.

Looked promising.

Rang and booked a 1 hour session, for $85. Arrived, went inside, to find an elderly bloke behind a quite attractive receptionist. The old guy directed me to a room, and closed the door behind me. I undressed, naked, wrapped a towel around me, lay down and waited for the masseuse.

A knock on the door. "Yes", I confidently called, filled with wondrous anticipation. In walked the masseuse.

It was the old bloke. He was going to do the massage. Eeeeek!

Never before, in my entire sexual career, has my libido suffered such a sudden and shattering reversal. Too late and too embarrassed to pull out, I realised immediately that I had made a horrible, horrible mistake, and there was nothing I could do about it. I was going to have to let this old bugger massage me.

He started on me. His hands were like granite, and his grip was vice-like. The 60 minutes was an ordeal I wouldn't want to repeat ever again. Pain, mixed with the terrifying thought, "What happens on the flip? I kept hoping that perhaps, please God, he'd leave halfway through, and bring in the girl to do the rest. But no.

Fortunately, the flip never happened. I never had to turn over. He was quite content to thoroughly punish me with his amazing strength while I lay on my stomach, pushing down on my vertebrae, and squeezing muscles in my neck, hips, arms and legs with a force that had me literally squirming in agony. He hit pressure points which sent jolts of pain down my legs and arms. The poor buggers in Guantanamo Bay couldn't have had it any worse. The only slight relief was when he brought out some hot rocks, and started rubbing them into me.

Finally, the ordeal was over. I felt like I'd gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson. He left, I dressed, broken and bruised, went outside and paid up my $85.

So lads, if you're ever down Bairnsdale way, don't go anywhere near a massage parlour. You'll be sorry.

Fuckin piss funny-I feel for you, but that is one of the funniest posts I've ever read on this blog!

Chin up buddy. Good things surely must be coming your way next punt!!

[Ercildale]

Was down at Bairnsdale last week, and feeling a bit towy. Had walked past a few AMPS, and after Googling "Erotic Massage", got directed to Jasmine Chinese Massage in Nicholson St, just behind the main drag.

Looked promising.

Rang and booked a 1 hour session, for $85. Arrived, went inside, to find an elderly bloke behind a quite attractive receptionist. The old guy directed me to a room, and closed the door behind me. I undressed, naked, wrapped a towel around me, lay down and waited for the masseuse.

A knock on the door. "Yes", I confidently called, filled with wondrous anticipation. In walked the masseuse.

It was the old bloke. He was going to do the massage. Eeeeek!

Never before, in my entire sexual career, has my libido suffered such a sudden and shattering reversal. Too late and too embarrassed to pull out, I realised immediately that I had made a horrible, horrible mistake, and there was nothing I could do about it. I was going to have to let this old bugger massage me.

He started on me. His hands were like granite, and his grip was vice-like. The 60 minutes was an ordeal I wouldn't want to repeat ever again. Pain, mixed with the terrifying thought, "What happens on the flip? I kept hoping that perhaps, please God, he'd leave halfway through, and bring in the girl to do the rest. But no.

Fortunately, the flip never happened. I never had to turn over. He was quite content to thoroughly punish me with his amazing strength while I lay on my stomach, pushing down on my vertebrae, and squeezing muscles in my neck, hips, arms and legs with a force that had me literally squirming in agony. He hit pressure points which sent jolts of pain down my legs and arms. The poor buggers in Guantanamo Bay couldn't have had it any worse. The only slight relief was when he brought out some hot rocks, and started rubbing them into me.

Finally, the ordeal was over. I felt like I'd gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson. He left, I dressed, broken and bruised, went outside and paid up my $85.

So lads, if you're ever down Bairnsdale way, don't go anywhere near a massage parlour. You'll be sorry.

[RnTug]

It's getting commonplace now. Some allow cip some don't. Cum in ass is truly rare.

Yes it is. Not sure why but a few mamasans / papasans I talk to when I visit regular places all complain that business is slow, nobody has any money they say.

A few weeks ago I visited a shop I have been going to regularly for more than 10 years, never been offered sex without a condom.

Then out of the blue the girl I saw asked if I wanted to go raw.

Of course the place out at Sunshine run by Linda has always done it but lately more & more punters are reporting it.

I think the shortage of punters may at least be partly behind it.

[WinnieMelb]

Few visits to massage shop which has two sister shops located in Auburn & Coburg.

Auburn shop is mainly Thai but they used to have to hottie from Bangladesh there named Kim, so popped in for a visit to see if she was working but told her no longer works there. To my surprise they had a 20's European girl working.

Went by the name of Hayley and said her background is Croatian.

My RnT experiences are usually Asian so thought why the hell not to try something different. $50 for 1/2 HR. Tbh massage was actually half decent. Lot of oil and pressure on the back and thighs. Upon the flip asked if I was up for extras. Wanted $50 for HJ, $80 for topless and $100 for full nude. Said she works between Auburn & Coburg shops.

On my way out, I saw the other ML who was working and looked like a Thai hottie maybe 25-30? Went by the name of Natalie.

Few days later paid the Coburg shop a visit and was greeted by an older Aussie chick. Seemed nice enough but not my thing so gave her a pass. But if any punters out there after an Aussie MILF / older woman this may be your thing. Went by the name of Lisa.

Good Looking slim one or fat one?

[Supmam]

100%, never even asked.

It's getting commonplace now. Some allow cip some don't. Cum in ass is truly rare.

[RussianTiger]

Did she let you fuck her raw?

100%, never even asked.