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**Pedros Needs** · 02-05-14 23:03

Meeander.

Happy to be corrected but tell me of massage places that don't target ladies as the main stream customer . Ie a shop aimed at men that has been open longer than 6 months when as a bare minimum a HJ is on offer?

I sure can't think of one, but numerous come to mind that appear to not offer from day one but that changes rapidly. Not rocket science as if it is aimed at the male species they introduce it or go broke.

Ask yourself do you repeat visit premises that don't offer more than a basic massage and there will lay the answer.

Pedro.

Originally Posted by Meanderer [View Original Post]

Perhaps a sense of irony? It was not meant to be taken seriously. I was trying to account for a change in practices at a particular massage shop. Instead of just saying it was once like "this" and now it's like "that", I was suggesting that what Pedros had written in the past would explain the change satisfactorily. But never mind.

**Meanderer** · 02-05-14 19:25

Originally Posted by Krudd [View Original Post]

There's only one problem with 'Pedro's law'. It's absolute BS. Of course there are numerous legit places that have stayed open for years. Why do people insist on writing pure nonsense on the Internet! What am I missing?

Perhaps a sense of irony? It was not meant to be taken seriously. I was trying to account for a change in practices at a particular massage shop. Instead of just saying it was once like "this" and now it's like "that", I was suggesting that what Pedros had written in the past would explain the change satisfactorily. But never mind.

**Brauninc** · 02-05-14 12:48

Theres now 5 rnt's within 500 metres of the Boronia train station. How on earth are us punters going to keep all 5 profitable?

**Krudd** · 02-05-14 12:22

There's only one problem with 'Pedro's law'. It's absolute BS. Of course there are numerous legit places that have stayed open for years. Why do people insist on writing pure nonsense on the Internet! What am I missing?

So many of the Chinese massage 'shops' are simply fronts to launder some of the billions of corrupt money flowing out of China. The Chinese Govt is cracking down on corruption and the volume of money fleeing the country is scary. And it explains why Chinese don't mind paying one or two hundred thousand too much to buy a property in Waverley or Balwyn. You didn't really think they were all legit businesses now did you?

**Witchdong** · 02-04-14 01:50

Started off trying out Annie's new business with a similar format as before. Unfortunately struck a relative newbie who was OK looking and gave a fairly average massage with Annie offering to chip in like the good trooper she is so being still in knead, I wandered over to that place to see whether they had any remedial therapy on offer. This is a fairly flash place with multi-racial masseuses and a lanky guy with the 'I can grow facial hair in 24 hours' look as a receptionist. Having been assigned a room and quickly worked out the Roman numeral door ID system, I spread myself for treatment. A good looking caucasian walked in. I'm guessing they may source staff from back packer places which usually means that follow up therapy may range from non-existent to the full range depending on who is available. Massage was really good, which was not good because I didn't get around to amking the subtle suggestions or maybe it as because it had been so long since I've had a caucasian, I forgot they are women too. So on to the next, which was SS but the one I hadn't been to i.e. not the Sth Melbourne one. Had a good massage and, finally, a relaxing one with, in this case, limited service. Standard stuff dependant on service provider and regularity of visits. Almost felt like coming home.

**The Voice** · 02-03-14 10:29

Hi all.

I'll be in Melbourne later this week. I haven't been there for a couple of years now and was chasing some tips on where to get a good RnT service either in the CBD or close by. Preferably near a train station.

I have read the forum but couldn't find anything up to date that is promising.

I'll return a post with my experience.

PM me if you prefer.

Thanks.

TV

**Hilux98** · 02-03-14 09:04

Originally Posted by NiceGuy21 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

There's been awesome reading in this forum. I'm fairly new to this, been around brothels a few times but same experience so I'm starting out on the massage parlors. When I find any decent girl / massage place I will sure to report it. But if someone could give me some pointers and advice to start of with that would be great! Nice to meet ya'll cheers.

Start by going to the massage section of your suburban paper and keep your eyes out for adds that mention Chinese, full body massage, oil massage etc etc. When in the room see if the girl is receptive to mutual touching, if so ask what else is available and how much and go from there. If the girl only offers massage lay back and enjoy it and try another place next time or ask to see another girl next time you visit.

Good luck.

**NiceGuy21** · 02-01-14 16:17

Hey guys,

There's been awesome reading in this forum. I'm fairly new to this, been around brothels a few times but same experience so I'm starting out on the massage parlors. When I find any decent girl / massage place I will sure to report it. But if someone could give me some pointers and advice to start of with that would be great! Nice to meet ya'll cheers.

**Meanderer** · 02-01-14 01:10

About six months ago I posted a review of the Pink Thai massage shop at 319 Victoria Street, Brunswick. I recommended that this place not be visited by members because there were no extras available. A few days ago this shop posted an advertisement on Locanto which suggested to me that practices have changed significantly since my last visit. The advertisement on Locanto lists a number of massage ladies: Lola (aged 23 and French), Zara (aged 21 and Italian), and Kimmy (aged 21 and Korean). The Locanto advertisement provides descriptions of the massage ladies. For example, Kimmy is described as "our very sexy petite busty office chick" and "gorgeous sexy, tall very beautiful and heaps of fun". I received a pretty mediocre massage from Kimmy with a five minute happy ending. She was pretty good looking but there was no evidence that she was "heaps of fun". She seemed to me to be bored out of her mind and made no effort at all to provide a good massage. Cost of a one hour massage is $80 and $30 for the happy ending. From what I gathered during the massage, all the other girls at this massage shop now provide extras. Based on what I received, I'm not going to be in a rush to go back anytime soon. It's possible, of course, that the other massage ladies provide a better experience, but I have no way of knowing.

Though it seemed to me to be a waste of time and money, it confirms again Pedros' law: a massage shop which refuses to provide extras either goes out of business, or starts to provide them.

**BogaB** · 01-31-14 10:17

Originally Posted by Genuine Lotus [View Original Post]

Most of the time I enjoy an exciting punting life and at times receive FS where other punters can't even get agood HJ. Sorry Doggie, I can't help you out on this occasion but can share some story-telling. For the time being, I am fully committed with good quality young talent.

What was the point of all that waffle, Lotus? Self-gratification? Self-praise?

BTW, I notice you put me on your ignore list so that I can't read your posts unless I am viewing anonymously then you mention me in your posts. Gutsy effort!

**Genuine Lotus** · 01-31-14 03:01

Welcome and Happy Chinese New Year to all the many ISG Asian punters out there.

Your last post 'Calling Western Suburbs Mongers' asking whether you like Asian girls. I am sure you would have received a small flood of metropolitan and regional Victorian enquiries wanting to help out. We even had one punter psychoanalysing your motives and agreeing with himself that it all seemed like an unsound idea, I think so as well. In the name of the ISG forum that's good work all the same. Thanks BogaN. Now a few words for Doggie; If I am not wrong, you could well be an Asian punter at that, but what a dreadful set of stereotypes you practice under, it's no wonder you have painted yourself into a corner. I can vaguely see the humorous side in wanting a handout in the name of self-preservation. I can faithfully say yes! To some of your attributes except for not owning a late model European and no nice perfume or don't have a good management job either. However, all the same, I have a very enjoyable punting world operating exclusively as a lone-ranger not having to conform to all those widespread preset ideas set by the mob. I think that's why I perhaps stand out with the Asian girls because I devise things which define you as someone special in their eyes. Like; workout what's your own creative? What are your contributing life's stories which help build an interesting tapestry about yourself? Perhaps build-in a few Asian favorites for goodness, a small red packet at New Year's, some red fruit like a watermelon which I did the other dayat1. 50$/Kg it might seem like a Cheap-Charlie idea but nevertheless is well appreciated. I believe you can be an average looking guy but the confidence which you exude carries you over the line on its own right and that's the same in professional practice. Because I suffer easily from sexual boredom I continually search and devise interesting and novel ways to keep things alive. Most of the time I enjoy an exciting punting life and at times receive FS where other punters can't even get agood HJ. Sorry Doggie, I can't help you out on this occasion but can share some story-telling. For the time being, I am fully committed with good quality young talent.

Hope you all have a habby and Safe New Year.

Lotus

**DesiDownUnder** · 01-27-14 00:13

Originally Posted by Dogsbreakfast [View Original Post]

Thanks Meanderer for your reviews of this place but if my experience today is anything to go by the place is now just a straight massage shop, no extras on offer at all. Beautiful girls, it's true, and lovely music but a man has needs as the saying goes.

$40 got me an adequate massage by a beautiful, if taciturn, Taiwanese girl who watched the clock like a hawk. My careful hints for something more received an icy reception.

Would I return? Nope.

I've been there 4 times in the last 5 months. Their massage is excellent. Every time I was offered "AT LEAST" a HJ.

**Curious 1** · 01-25-14 04:42

Hi,

Went to the RnT which is opposite Malvern station on a warm day, girl was in a dress but had stockings on. Thought there would be potential as when faced down saw the tissues. Stripped off, face down, had an average massage, waiting for the flip, didn't happen. My hands were between her legs, so I did an attempted rub, where she then moved my hands closer to my body to stop me from touching her. Flip never happened.

Was able to hear the person in the other room, where I heard for they guy to flip, therefore might be a hit and miss, should have asked for her name to help others to ensure that they don't get the girl I had.

Am finding lately that if you go to the south east suburbs area, they seem to ask for at least $50 for a HJ, where in the north / west suburbs can get it down to $20 or it is just included in the price.

**The DudeAbides** · 01-20-14 19:49

Originally Posted by MonsterFacial [View Original Post]

I am in the mood for this but have not found anyone in Melbourne that is willing to do it. Funny because in Asia it is quite common to get it from a working girl as long as ass rimming is on the menu. The only one close to doing it is rimming Ronnie but she does not do it till completion. Can anyone point me in the right direction that would be awesome.

I only found out about these two sexual activites watching comedian Jimmy Carr live last year. Anyone brave enough to request this from a WL would Pedros proposals to WL's as negligible.

**Pedros Needs** · 01-18-14 03:17

Many of you will be familiar with upstairs in the High Street Ashburton shopping strip.

Had some hit and miss visits never left full I need add but always a risk although found some consistency there just before it changed hands a few weeks back now.

Thought I give it a try today to be greeted by a couples of young ok lookers.

Asked the first one privately in the room (as previously recommended-LOL) if a HJ was in order to which she said NO she could get another girl.

That she did a looker with a great figure called Tina. Average attitude was obvious she didn't want to be there but the real intensity came when she demanded $100 for a HJ which she generously reduced to $50 telling me her clients both there in the time she has been there and where she had worked previously would always pay between the $50- $100.

Much to her displeasure she gave me one that rated just a shade better than one doing itself for $25 telling me that I didn't know the market FFS. There are two shops within a 5 minute walk as I shared you will get a range of ladies some lookers for $40 and $50 + $20 to which she replied well go there and be assured I will young lady.

Anyone paying $100 or up to $150 on what she said has rocks in the head which I politely told her at the same time saying you won't be here in 6 months time. We parted on speaking terms me making it known.

She was a looker I need add but will never get me again at that rate.

Pedro