Melbourne

[TD1340]

How many places survived coved? I see nsl are gone. Does anyone know of some big Asian ladies working shops in the area?

[LostWithinDays]

Thanks for the field report.

A.

Always been a bit hit and miss that shop.

Better to save your money and try elsewhere.

How about that other shop opposite sandown Park rail station.

Take it from me that's another place to avoid they will take your money gladly and provide a downright horrible service.

Best of luck buddy cheers.

Lwd.

This place has been around for a while and while it may have been Thai at one stage, it is now staffed by greedy Vietnamese who want to do as little as possible for as much as possible. Paid $55 for 45 minutes which is OK value if you get it, but you don't. I was sold on the offer of 2 ladies changing over half way but they were both as bad as each other. The first one went straight for the tug and then got pissed off when I wouldn't come after a few minutes so I gave her $20 to be rid of her and then in came her replacement. She wanted $50 to continue the tug so I unloaded on her about how much her greedy predecessor had pissed me off. That shut her up pretty quickly and she agreed to finish me off for $20 but she was no better than the first and I had to finish myself off. I should mention that both these ladies left the room at various times so my total time in company with someone else was only just over 30 minutes. And even better, after I blew she threw a large towel over me which mopped up some of my jizz and then left it on the bed to cover the next idiot.

If you absolutely love wasting money on women you wouldn't look twice at, paying for things you don't get and probably coming into contact with another guy's jizz, then I highly recommend this shop.

Absolutely no stars and not one redeeming feature.

[Pedros Needs]

Hey Pedro,

I remember a while back you said you were going to write a report exposing a massage lady worker in melb. Did you end up posting that? Keen to hear your thoughts.

Mate,

Involves a large amount so I am still exploring every possible avenue to get some back, so consequently will wait until I have exhausted all avenues to try and have some repaid.

It was a combo of theft and loan (dumb) if I feel I have no chance of getting any back I will post all including pics etc as I am sure many of you would have come across her.

Pedro.

[Brauninc]

This place has been around for a while and while it may have been Thai at one stage, it is now staffed by greedy Vietnamese who want to do as little as possible for as much as possible. Paid $55 for 45 minutes which is OK value if you get it, but you don't. I was sold on the offer of 2 ladies changing over half way but they were both as bad as each other. The first one went straight for the tug and then got pissed off when I wouldn't come after a few minutes so I gave her $20 to be rid of her and then in came her replacement. She wanted $50 to continue the tug so I unloaded on her about how much her greedy predecessor had pissed me off. That shut her up pretty quickly and she agreed to finish me off for $20 but she was no better than the first and I had to finish myself off. I should mention that both these ladies left the room at various times so my total time in company with someone else was only just over 30 minutes. And even better, after I blew she threw a large towel over me which mopped up some of my jizz and then left it on the bed to cover the next idiot.

If you absolutely love wasting money on women you wouldn't look twice at, paying for things you don't get and probably coming into contact with another guy's jizz, then I highly recommend this shop.

Absolutely no stars and not one redeeming feature.

This is why there is absolutely no substitute for a brothel and it's such a shame there not open here in Victoria. The do less for more $ has been rampant in Rub and tug shops for years and it seems to be getting worse. At least in a brothel if they can't be bothered doing more than a starfish role you only lose the bare minimum, as long as you don't submit to paying those extra's. As for private escorts the most prominent negative is the bait and switch along with the I could not give a shit about giving you service, at least with the brothel you can have a dam lineup. We need our brothels back in business ASAP.

[OnlyAGame]

This place has been around for a while and while it may have been Thai at one stage, it is now staffed by greedy Vietnamese who want to do as little as possible for as much as possible. Paid $55 for 45 minutes which is OK value if you get it, but you don't. I was sold on the offer of 2 ladies changing over half way but they were both as bad as each other. The first one went straight for the tug and then got pissed off when I wouldn't come after a few minutes so I gave her $20 to be rid of her and then in came her replacement. She wanted $50 to continue the tug so I unloaded on her about how much her greedy predecessor had pissed me off. That shut her up pretty quickly and she agreed to finish me off for $20 but she was no better than the first and I had to finish myself off. I should mention that both these ladies left the room at various times so my total time in company with someone else was only just over 30 minutes. And even better, after I blew she threw a large towel over me which mopped up some of my jizz and then left it on the bed to cover the next idiot.

If you absolutely love wasting money on women you wouldn't look twice at, paying for things you don't get and probably coming into contact with another guy's jizz, then I highly recommend this shop.

Absolutely no stars and not one redeeming feature.

[Jkoenig]

Pilot P.

I could not help but laugh when I saw this as it is my pet hate and most do it.

I have owned a couple of shops in days gone bye, many members would have patronized these I am sure, I trust that was not the case there as the first thing I would tell staff is to not clean the mess, followed by the legs etc- LOL.

Pedro.

Hey Pedro,

I remember a while back you said you were going to write a report exposing a massage lady worker in melb. Did you end up posting that? Keen to hear your thoughts.

[PilotPaul]

Is this place you speak of in Richmond?

I was thinking of places I have visited all over the world. It's an industry standard practice. I wouldn't be surprised if there are multiple places in Richmond that have the girls doing the same thing.

[HandsomeSadist]

This remind of one place where the girl first uses the hot water bowl and wet towel to clean up the gizz then proceeds to wash the rest of me the punter effectively spreading the gizz all of my oily body.

Is this place you speak of in Richmond?

[Pedros Needs]

This remind of one place where the girl first uses the hot water bowl and wet towel to clean up the gizz then proceeds to wash the rest of me the punter effectively spreading the gizz all of my oily body.

Pilot P.

I could not help but laugh when I saw this as it is my pet hate and most do it.

I have owned a couple of shops in days gone bye, many members would have patronized these I am sure, I trust that was not the case there as the first thing I would tell staff is to not clean the mess, followed by the legs etc- LOL.

Pedro.

[PilotPaul]

Hell one RnT lady years ago I saw told me she used the same clean up rag for each customer and just rinsed it with water.

This remind of one place where the girl first uses the hot water bowl and wet towel to clean up the gizz then proceeds to wash the rest of me the punter effectively spreading the gizz all of my oily body.

[HandsomeSadist]

I wish I was joking mate. Haven't seen her since. I usually avoid BBBJ, it's always at the back of my mind that the same girl has probably had 15 blokes nut in her mouth prior to me seeing her. Just not worth the risk.

Hell one RnT lady years ago I saw told me she used the same clean up rag for each customer and just rinsed it with water.

The "fresh towel" thing is a load of bull! No pun intended.

I've shot load where some of it got on the towel and the lady didn't replace, just straightened it like making a bed and got the next punter in quick smart.

The joints with the coloured towels are amateurs as if you inspect closely you'll see stains on all of them.

HS.

[Jkoenig]

Haha well played man. That's exactly the sort of thing I would post too if I found a great Asian with big tits that gave BBBJ just to keep the crowds away.

I wish I was joking mate. Haven't seen her since. I usually avoid BBBJ, it's always at the back of my mind that the same girl has probably had 15 blokes nut in her mouth prior to me seeing her. Just not worth the risk.

Hell one RnT lady years ago I saw told me she used the same clean up rag for each customer and just rinsed it with water.

[Jkoenig]

There's literally are and T joints in every suburb on every corner. Why don't you go visit some and review and report back on this forum. That's part of the fun. The search of the unknown.

Hello folks,

I am just curious if you can provide me with some R & T places. I have always been a brothel goer myself for the last few years especially places like The Romantics, My Alibi and some other Asian joints in the North but never tried are & T action. I need to try it thanks to the pandemic.

Could you please recommend any places around Melbourne?

I have looked into the forum and the only place that was mentioned here was a Ballarat Road Macca's Thai shop but do you happen to know any other places with the action?

Otherwise I will be left with finger prints on my member for the rest of my life.

This can't go on!

Any help would be appreciated as I have no idea about how it works.

[HandsomeSadist]

Walked into a massage joint in Coburg (Bell St) I have driven past many times but never ventured in.

Greeted by a Thai woman who was probably 4'10 and 40 kgs max (exactly how I like them).

Massage wasn't nothing to brag about given she is small and her hands were tiny.

On the flip got the massage on the legs with her firearms brushing my precum dripping flagpole.

She wanted $50, I counted with $30, she said $40, I said sold. Probably came within 60 seconds. First rope went projectile over my shoulder and off the bed.

Would recommend to anyone who likes small cute Asian girls who actually smile and pretend like they enjoy their job.

[RnTug]

Found an ad online this morning, claimed to an Indonesian girl with big tits aged 28 yo, $150 30 min FS. Hit her up, operating out of a house in Bundoora.

I turn up and greeted at the door by two Chinese or Taiwanese women in their 50's, neither speak a lick of English.

Did the whole Google translate thing and they try sell me with because I am young (20's) I can have good price of $250 for double FS for 30 min.

I countered with a double BBBJ for $100. They translated on their phone they want $200 for this. Or $100 FS with one woman.

Given I can get FS for half that price off a massage lady not too far from Bundoora who looks basically the same as them, I belly laughed out loud and exited stage left.

Think with the head above the equator boys.

HS.

Well done. If more punters did this and walked when these snake oil sales ladies don't live up to their hype, it may slow them down a bit.

I read too many reviews on various sites where this happens and the idiots pay and then whinge in a review. Walk there are usually plenty of other options.