Melbourne

[Stykler]

Spot on stykler, there is another review site where they play ridiculous "solve the clue game" to find out where the reviewer is talking about. Some fools on there actually believe they are smarter than the LE. If us mug punters can find the places using the clues provided, only a fool would believe, that LE, with their far better resources, could not find the venues quicker than us.

You're dead right RnTug.

The level of paranoia and self delusion from people who should know better on this and other like sites is truly breathtaking. The one's that amuse me the most are the people.

Who won't report their positive experiences here because they want to keep their "secret place" to themselves. Please!

[Willy57]

First time post here.

Visited lady in private house in Mitcham last week.

Attractive middle age Asian women.

$70 for full nude massage. A lot of ass play and ball play.

Turned over and she took off top and pulled down pants and panties to expose her dark pubes.

Very nice long ball and cock massage. She loves cum.

Great cleanup. Enjoys her job.

Hey Matt,

How did you find her, local papers Locanno? I haven't seen anything about this place in the usual places.

[BoydRummer]

Anyone else having issue paying the subscription fee.

Tried processing 3 times, always rejected?

[SpamSpam]

Hello Gents,

Any reviewers visited Lomi Kahuna Massage on Seven oaks Rd in East Burwood.

There is an massage parlour a few doors up I have visited several times with mixed results.

Thanks.

[OnlyAGame]

Visited Jessica at Boronia dropped $70 for the 1/2.

What a great time.

A week later on my recommendation a friend of mine dropped in to see Jessica.

I had told him what she did for me.

He was disappointed.

All he got was a half baked nude massage with HJ and no touching what so ever.

The time was even cut short.

Was she being cautious as he was wearing dark trousers business shirt thinking he could be LE.

I doubt it was the clothes. Giving him a tug would still have got her arrested if he was a cop.

[HaveFunMatt]

First time post here.

Visited lady in private house in Mitcham last week.

Attractive middle age Asian women.

$70 for full nude massage. A lot of ass play and ball play.

Turned over and she took off top and pulled down pants and panties to expose her dark pubes.

Very nice long ball and cock massage. She loves cum.

Great cleanup. Enjoys her job.

[OlderPlayer]

Visited Jessica at Boronia dropped $70 for the 1/2.

What a great time.

A week later on my recommendation a friend of mine dropped in to see Jessica.

I had told him what she did for me.

He was disappointed.

All he got was a half baked nude massage with HJ and no touching what so ever.

The time was even cut short.

Was she being cautious as he was wearing dark trousers business shirt thinking he could be LE.

[Willy57]

I went to Edwardes Street Midday Thursday. $45 for 30 minutes. $30 HJ clothes. Paid up and shown to room, very nice clean place. The girls name is Xiu Xiu about 30 yo Chinese black dress stocking nice figure comes to room asks hard or soft I say to her firm, really good firm massage, she asked a few times while massaging if good and I say good. 10 minutes near end she ask want HJ I say yes. She does a nice slow firm grip hand job, one of the best HJ I've had. She seems to like seeing me cum and makes sure my balls are empty. Very pleasant lady knows how to massage well.

Does anyone know if more on offer here, I have been to their last haircut place and had FS. I didn't ask here as it looks legit. I hope there is more on offer here, please let me know if there is and what times and days are best.

[GTAWestside]

Any shit like that and I'm straight out the door. Doesn't matter how hot she is, if she's bitchy and rude I get the hell out. I can't stand walking away thinking I just wasted my money. And if there are initially lies about pricing, then bail immediately.

Yea, I realized I should have left immediately. But wouldn't know where else to go in CBD. As retarded as it sounds. (needing some CBD guidance!) Well Its an experience and now I've learnt! And I feel slightly bad walking out unless they're really not pretty.

Makes you wonder if some of these Asian girls are doing this gig freely or are they being forced into doing something they really don't want to?

That would explain the bad service. Can you imagine doing this job against your will?

Nah they're doing to pay whatever means they need. Some just have more passion and are more friendly rather than stuck up rude and mechanical.

Well this is the awful place I saw skinny sarah/tina, and another punter believes these girls are being forced into it.

I think somewhat Cathy may be better / more bubbly? . If anyone has tried Cathy let me know the experience!

Hi punters,

Just revisited this place after a long absence, Jenny hasn't lost her touch and has another girl Lucy very friendly and easy going. Massage would be a 7/10 all else very good too worth a try cheers.

Is this place F / S? And what ages are we looking at? I never knew about this place hahaha.

Thanks in advance.

[RnTug]

Thanks for the response, but if you think that this forum is primary source of info for LE you are seriously deluded, slightly paranoid even. Coppers are on to places well before they get prominence here, that I can assure you.

Spot on stykler, there is another review site where they play ridiculous "solve the clue game" to find out where the reviewer is talking about. Some fools on there actually believe they are smarter than the LE. If us mug punters can find the places using the clues provided, only a fool would believe, that LE, with their far better resources, could not find the venues quicker than us.

[HappyEuro]

Hi punters,

Just revisited this place after a long absence, Jenny hasn't lost her touch and has another girl Lucy very friendly and easy going. Massage would be a 7/10 all else very good too worth a try cheers.

[Brauninc]

Started out on the 26th looking for a place to go to. But because it was already 10 pm. There wasn't much places left (please suggest a place after 10 if you know one. Beside 51 A L).

Tried all west side brothels and lets just say they weren't my cup of tea (actually went home revolted).

Went home blue balled as hell. So hopped onto Locan for some luck at that time. Again no luck but prepped myself for the next day.

Had a look around at a few options in the west which is like my home town and well. These places were all too familiar.

So this report is for Bouvere street. Never been to CBD due to cost and just couldn't be bothered.

I arranged a time in the morning for the latest booking due to work which was 900 pm to 1000 pm for 200 for 2 pops. I thought this was great! SO as time elapsed I was excited.

I get there and messaged her. She said go to the door of the colorful building. Okay no worries. And there were no further instructions for 5 minutes.

I took the chances and went in with the other people who were around and tried messaging her as I got in the elevator.

No reply. At this point I thought I got strung up.

After 10 minutes she messages back. To dial the number and I was already stuck in the lift so I used common sense and made my way to her door instead.

I get to her door and knocked as texting was taking so long!

She opens up and I was happy with the face I saw. A bit older than advertised.

1. Tells me to pay up. 250. I said advertise 200. She says no way 240 discount. I said 200. She says it's receptions mistake 240 discounted.

I was pretty upset because she's being a hag now and started giving me attitude. Her fortune as I was in a fuck it mindset and had 40 so I paid 240. I'm thinking this better be good.

She mumbles. "why you give a f*ck about $10. Just $10 bucks. So I got the impression she was already rude as fuck.

2. She tells me get naked.

3. Tells me to shower. She didn't come with.

4. Tells me to lie down and started to lick the sack.

5. after a while I said 69 she got a condom and we 69'd.

6. Did the deed once. (Missionary and her on top. To be discussed below.) (20 minutes gone by).

7. She offered massage but she was so [CodeWord140] I just said come cuddle. Which made her smile.

8. She cuddled and we just small talked. (10 minutes).

9. I asked if I can DATY cause that was advertised so I spend a good nice time with her puss until. (10 minutes).

10. Her phone alarm goes off and she says I've only got 10 minutes left and so I said lets go round two.

11. She was hesitant and put it off as much as she could. She didn't want to bang again. And she just got dressed.

12. Just like that. Everything ended and she kicked me out.

IMHO I wasn't happy with the service. Place was standard. VERY awful.

The WL.

Name: Tina.

Date of Visit: 27/7/2016.

Rates: 60 minutes - $200 advertised. Real Damage: $240.

Age: 22 but really I'd say late 20's early 30's? Still better than what I've seen going around.

Size / shape: Size unsure. Nice be cups. Skinny but a nice skinny not just bones.

Nationality or Ethnicity: Taiwan.

Services Provided: F / S.

Looks: 6/10.

Personality: First it was very stuck up and I was very put off by her personality.

It improved with the small talk and she was and relaxed.

The deed: Mechanical. She couldn't move. Very stiff. The moaning was like a grunt and fake with the rhythm (total put off, I requested more natural moans LOL).

Position*: We could only do missionary and her on top. Because apparently my mate downstairs was too painful and long for her.

She was already repulsed of it while giving CBJ. While on top she could only take 1/3 of it. In missionary I hurt her by going in all the way. She couldn't take it all and I could feel her pushing me back with her legs.

When I asked to try doggy, She said no. Its too big and too painful. I said try it to know it.

She gave it a try and I went a little more than 1/3 of the way before just pushing it in gradually and I actually felt the end of her cervix with still a lot more of myself to go. So she was being honest and she yelped and fell to the bed.

Massage: none given (my preference).

Handy job: 6/10 rushed.

Blowpipe: 7/10.

Clean up: okay. Avg.

Cleanness / Personal hygiene: 8/10. She was so careful about everything (which I totally respect).

Language: Little English but reasonable. Simplified English conversation.

WIR: Probably for another lady and shorter time to know the personality and service first before choosing again.

Moneys worth: No. Not at 240! 200? Yes.

Recommend: Yes and No. Your judgement.

Till next time be safe fellas.

Well this is the awful place I saw skinny sarah/tina, and another punter believes these girls are being forced into it.

[Stykler]

You don't seem to understand that many of these shops are operating outside the law, and posting details here is a sure fire way to get them shut down.

As inconvenient as it might be, PM is the best way to keep details out of the public (and LE) eye for a bit longer.

Anyone receiving PMs from "new" members should be wary of supplying details.

Thanks for the response, but if you think that this forum is primary source of info for LE you are seriously deluded, slightly paranoid even. Coppers are on to places well before they get prominence here, that I can assure you.

[Shazzam]

Makes you wonder if some of these Asian girls are doing this gig freely or are they being forced into doing something they really don't want to?

That would explain the bad service. Can you imagine doing this job against your will?

Started out on the 26th looking for a place to go to. But because it was already 10 pm. There wasn't much places left (please suggest a place after 10 if you know one. Beside 51 A L).

Tried all west side brothels and lets just say they weren't my cup of tea (actually went home revolted).

Went home blue balled as hell. So hopped onto Locan for some luck at that time. Again no luck but prepped myself for the next day.

Had a look around at a few options in the west which is like my home town and well. These places were all too familiar.

So this report is for Bouvere street. Never been to CBD due to cost and just couldn't be bothered.

I arranged a time in the morning for the latest booking due to work which was 900 pm to 1000 pm for 200 for 2 pops. I thought this was great! SO as time elapsed I was excited.

I get there and messaged her. She said go to the door of the colorful building. Okay no worries. And there were no further instructions for 5 minutes.

I took the chances and went in with the other people who were around and tried messaging her as I got in the elevator.

No reply. At this point I thought I got strung up.

After 10 minutes she messages back. To dial the number and I was already stuck in the lift so I used common sense and made my way to her door instead.

I get to her door and knocked as texting was taking so long!

She opens up and I was happy with the face I saw. A bit older than advertised.

1. Tells me to pay up. 250. I said advertise 200. She says no way 240 discount. I said 200. She says it's receptions mistake 240 discounted.

I was pretty upset because she's being a hag now and started giving me attitude. Her fortune as I was in a fuck it mindset and had 40 so I paid 240. I'm thinking this better be good.

She mumbles. "why you give a f*ck about $10. Just $10 bucks. So I got the impression she was already rude as fuck.

2. She tells me get naked.

3. Tells me to shower. She didn't come with.

4. Tells me to lie down and started to lick the sack.

5. after a while I said 69 she got a condom and we 69'd.

6. Did the deed once. (Missionary and her on top. To be discussed below.) (20 minutes gone by).

7. She offered massage but she was so [CodeWord140] I just said come cuddle. Which made her smile.

8. She cuddled and we just small talked. (10 minutes).

9. I asked if I can DATY cause that was advertised so I spend a good nice time with her puss until. (10 minutes).

10. Her phone alarm goes off and she says I've only got 10 minutes left and so I said lets go round two.

11. She was hesitant and put it off as much as she could. She didn't want to bang again. And she just got dressed.

12. Just like that. Everything ended and she kicked me out.

IMHO I wasn't happy with the service. Place was standard. VERY awful.

The WL.

Name: Tina.

Date of Visit: 27/7/2016.

Rates: 60 minutes - $200 advertised. Real Damage: $240.

Age: 22 but really I'd say late 20's early 30's? Still better than what I've seen going around.

Size / shape: Size unsure. Nice be cups. Skinny but a nice skinny not just bones.

Nationality or Ethnicity: Taiwan.

Services Provided: F / S.

Looks: 6/10.

Personality: First it was very stuck up and I was very put off by her personality.

It improved with the small talk and she was and relaxed.

The deed: Mechanical. She couldn't move. Very stiff. The moaning was like a grunt and fake with the rhythm (total put off, I requested more natural moans LOL).

Position*: We could only do missionary and her on top. Because apparently my mate downstairs was too painful and long for her.

She was already repulsed of it while giving CBJ. While on top she could only take 1/3 of it. In missionary I hurt her by going in all the way. She couldn't take it all and I could feel her pushing me back with her legs.

When I asked to try doggy, She said no. Its too big and too painful. I said try it to know it.

She gave it a try and I went a little more than 1/3 of the way before just pushing it in gradually and I actually felt the end of her cervix with still a lot more of myself to go. So she was being honest and she yelped and fell to the bed.

Massage: none given (my preference).

Handy job: 6/10 rushed.

Blowpipe: 7/10.

Clean up: okay. Avg.

Cleanness / Personal hygiene: 8/10. She was so careful about everything (which I totally respect).

Language: Little English but reasonable. Simplified English conversation.

WIR: Probably for another lady and shorter time to know the personality and service first before choosing again.

Moneys worth: No. Not at 240! 200? Yes.

Recommend: Yes and No. Your judgement.

Till next time be safe fellas.

[Gigabytor]

1. Tells me to pay up. 250. I said advertise 200. She says no way 240 discount. I said 200. She says it's receptions mistake 240 discounted.

I was pretty upset because she's being a hag now and started giving me attitude. Her fortune as I was in a fuck it mindset and had 40 so I paid 240. I'm thinking this better be good.

She mumbles. "why you give a f*ck about $10. Just $10 bucks. So I got the impression she was already rude as fuck.

2. She tells me get naked.

3.

Any shit like that and I'm straight out the door. Doesn't matter how hot she is, if she's bitchy and rude I get the hell out. I can't stand walking away thinking I just wasted my money. And if there are initially lies about pricing, then bail immediately.